Why don't you have a gymbro yet /fit/? Why do you

No one wants to work out with me at 5am.

I'm not gay. Polite sage.

I just moved to this city 3 months ago and have no friends yet.

Starting Uni in a week though, so here's hoping I can keep the spaghetti in my pockets long enough to meet some bros.

>>38516709
homegym here
my 6year old daughter join me when i do push ups, sit ups and other bodyweight stuff. her form is totally shit but she is learning pretty fast.
my kids will NOT become fat!

>>38516755
had mom who took my out running and to 4k races. Still got fat because depression can be a bitch. Hopefully you can offer some psychological help to your kids. Its something I commit to doing when I get them in the future

I want to, but I'm scared my gains aren't enough ;(

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>>38516709
>paul fags

nah, I'll pass on the gymbrahs and amigos.

Workouts will take longer since you're with a bro and talk shit.

I like to go in and out fast. be done with it and do something else.

>it's just like sex

>>38516929
Ah so that's what they mean when they say no homo

>>38516709
Because I'm a beta fucking autist who's too afraid to talk to people at the gym out of fear of annoying them.

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>>38516709
Had a gymbro for years, then we went our separate ways when we graduated. He used to give me back rubs in the sauna.

>>38516729
Fuck off faggot back to rebbit with you

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>>38516755
This warms my heart

i'm autistic and i'm not /fit/ yet

also my lifts are all still noob tier

Working out alone is much easier and quicker. Less awkward and you don't become those faggots doing more talking than lifting.

> remember the first time you and your gymbro jerked each other off after a workout
> remember that sparkle in his eyes
good times, no homo though

>>38517576
ha ha same lets be friends

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>>38516709
>born alone, die alone

so yes workout solo..