You're on your way to the gym & she blocks your

stomp on her like the horrible rat she is

>>38489221
Excuse of are you Taylor? I'm a huge fan! Can I get your autograph before going away? Thanks!

Slapbox that retard.

>>38489221

Tell her Seattle-looking ass to get back to Starbucks with the rest of the baristas

Compliment her shades

get on my knees and try to get a whiff of dat pussy

>>38489221
>she's a almost a foot taller than you
t-thats my fetish anyways...

>>38489221
tell her she doesn't need no bra for those polyethylene titties

bust out my phone & play famous

>>38489221
Whip out my bbc heard she likes bbc.

>>38489221
Eat that snake up like a fucking mongoose

>>38489221
Get a firm grip on her cameltoe, look her dead in the eyes and ask: "Where's the beef?" Leave her dazzled and confused and go lifting.

>>38489805
>dazzled
dazed

Fuck autocorrect!

>>38489805
Kek

raperino

>>38489239

>Excuse of are you Taylor?

In other words, you would drop your spagetthi

Grab her by the throat

>>38489221
compliment her on that tasteful cameltoe

nattylickaroo.jpg

>>38489221
s-sorry...

denigrate her for being the daughter of a known member of the illuminati

*tips kufi*
>woman, leave this place, and go back to your farm once you get your clitoris excised. A woman's pleasure is an invention of the western devils

>>38489221
>excuse me taylor
probably all I'd say

>>38489239
>>38490142
>excuse me*

damn phone

I would smirk, make eye contact, and flex my massive biceps. She would of course start salivating from her puss, and the sheer force of her feminine lust would send her flying into the sky, only to be burned away and desenegrated as she falls back into the atmosphere.

>>38489221
Walk through her and shove her to the side a la assassin's creed

>>38490142
kek

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>>38490678
>desenegrated

Hey Tayor, i was in /b/ that night, i'm the doubles guy.

>>38489221
Ask for autograph to sell on ebay- go in- work out- if she is still there on the way out -get her back to mine- fuck - win - go on with life

>>38489221
*pushes her aside*

"back the fuck off????"

>>38489221

>ask her to come with me to the gym
>ask her to spot me on my roflmao2pl8 bench

might just work

Ram it in her arsehole

>>38489221
breed Aryan children with her

Shit in her hands and force her to clap. I'd shout "perform for me monkey woman." Obviously

>>38489221
I inform her of her toe.

Its rumoured that taytay is boring in bed btw

>>38489221
ghost her like a mother fucker because i am not chad

>>38489221
kiss

>>38492689
What's ghost her mean m8

start crying out of anxiety

tell her to put some panties on

>>38492709

Hey man you're fine. I still empty my bowels at contact.

>>38492702
It means he's an autist that would just spaghetti over any female that wandered within 15 feet of his stench radius.

>>38492712
Why would you do this

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Run

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>>38492764
oh shit imma be her next album.jpg

>>38492744
I'm trying to workout not stare at her for an hour trying to figure out what it's shaped like.

Throw a pokeball

>snek

>>38492805
>not utilizing the increased test production from working out in taylor swift's presence to get unprecedented gains

what the fuck are you doing

>>38492827

Taylor pls

I get more test production from the real milfs than you looking like a 40 year old soccer mom who just got divorced.

>>38489818

Nah, better as dazzled.

>>38489221
Clean and jerk, but not necessarily in that order.

Ask why she is being a bitch for no reason

>>38489405
n-nice shades t-tay tay

>>38489623
You're 4'10?

>>38493038
:^)