What do you think of Dan Bilzerian his Instagram page looks like

>>38486187
hes a fake man that pays girls to be in his pictures. Also he looks like shit

>>38486187
idk man. how strong are you?

>>38486187
with his money and zero responsibility who would do differently

Didnt this fagghot jump on a cycle i hope dies

>>38486187
Trust fund babby

>>38486199
I don't even lift. I don't care.

jelly of his money but his lifestyle is pretty depressing

>>38486187
He is a pathetic manchild.

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>>38486201
>>38486214
at least we're taller than him

right?

>>38486210
Then what are you doing here? Leave

>>38486226
>Then what are you doing here?
I'm talking about Dan Bilzerian.

>>38486224
when will they learn?

>>38486224
If he says he's 5'9", you be sure he's 5'7" max.

>>38486226
He's talking about Dan Bilzerian. Do you have brain damage?

>lives off his daddy's money
>hangs around paid bimbos and acts alpha
>plastic surgeries to look like le manly man

He is a faggot

>>38486197
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>>38486214
>>38486221
>>38486224
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>>38487721
Beta virgins

He seems incredibly insecure and constantly hoping someone notices him.

Still, when you think about it he doesn't have to worry about the same things most of us do. Job security, financial freedom, rent money or mortgage, insurance, etc.

Sometimes I wonder if trading lives with a vain insecure bastard that can do virtually anything he wants or go anywhere he pleases would be a better life than this.

If I had that much money I'd just build a grand old home gym with Eleiko bumper plates and lift all day.

>>38487775
Defending him on the internet will not make your daddy rich as well anon
And that's all he's really got over us

>>38486210

then get off our board normie.

I remember him having a YOU'RE JUST JELLY BRO freakout when someone commented that all the girls in his pictures were prostitutes, it made me realize that he was just a beta who can afford to front. It would actually be depressing having so much money that the only people around you would be thirsting for your wealth, but the way he deals with that insecurity (by acting like a toolbox) is cringeworthy.

>>38486187
What's the deal with his armpits? Does he have just several hairs there or what's going on?

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>>38487775
You realize this faggot beats women, and has had three (3) . . . ! ! ! 3 3 3 heart attacks before even reaching 32.

You are such a fag

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>>38486187
Guys, leave me alone.
Stop teasing me.

>>38487775
Hi Dan.

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/fit/ on suicide watch

>>38487963
Candytoes sure looks like shit.

>>38487985

Beards are pretty much make-up for guys

didn't he pay to play a navy seal bit-part in some movie? He failed BUDs if I remember, I have him on snapchat and he seems pretty chill sometimes, but it's hard to look at any of his stuff without just seeing a product, which is all he is, he's a social media product that shills other people's products using a fake lifestyle.

>>38487985
guy on left aint Bilzerian
Hes some Shitty rapper from Lithuania named "reperis Maksas''

>>38487790
>have all the freedom in the world
>relegate yourself to a air conditioned cube to pick things up and put them down all day

Yep, you're retarded

>>38487991
Does that mean she's a prostitute?

>>38488047
Yes, I think failing to get into Navy Seals is what made him turn towards hedonism.

>>38488101
90% of instagrams models have sugar daddies who pay to "date' them

lookup seekingarrangements in your area. You'll probably spot some girls from your class

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He looks like shit without his beard, no wonder he grew it

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>>38488126
>lookup seekingarrangements in your area
wow that's awful

>>38486187
That roid belly is gross.
If you are a rich faggot who doesn't have to work anyway, why bother with roids and not turn working out into a fun part time job?

>>38488209
because he didn't earn his money thru hard work and dedication. so why should he change his methods?

>>38487991
Nah, she aged like milk.

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Some facts;
He abuses drugs, has had heart surgery or some bullshit or if i remember right he had a heart-attack etc..
Washed up navy seal bum, didn't make it past training and thinks of himself as high class

>>38488190
>not giving your last dime to fuck montale and maddie
cmon lad

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why does he wear the beard?

>>38488217
>why
look at roid bros and natty bros
roid bros are gross looking, swole in all the wrong places
natty bros look like beautiful tight knots ok tanker anchor ropes

>>38488190
>All those girls above 25

Sorry roasties, you're past your best

>>38488224
3 heart attacks before 32
Tons of cosmetic surgery
Literally shills products for a living while spending the money Daddy is in jail for embezzing

>>38486187
>his Instagram page looks like a joke you would find in Grand Theft Auto.

He's definitely a caricature of a man, that's for sure. He's rich and living life the way he wants to though, who can fault him for that?

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>>38488146
>>38488243
he failed the navy seals to join the CIA

>>38488190
id cum on kendras tattoos
ccxx has a bretty nice butt

these girls are pretty much escorts right?

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>>38488232
>not giving your last dime to fuck montale and maddie
this is maddie, $3000 a month for 25+ aged girl who has used some blur in the photo to hide imperfections
>>38488298
>these girls are pretty much escorts right?
yes, private escorts

>>38486187
Insecure trust fund baby
A living breathing stereotype in every imaginable way. Losers and retards envy and drool over his prostitutes and $

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>>38488298
>id cum on kendras tattoos
she looks worse in the bigger picture, also $10,000

"Someone that is not high maintenance. Thats looking for a woman to take to dinner occasionally. Private time together but have their own other life but enjoy me on regular agreement...."
so pretty much for casual sex

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>>38488304
>Can get away with shit if you have money, though.
Be glad you were born so early and are able to see rich people die, which is very satisfying, knowing they have all that money and still grow old and sick and dead.
In couple of decades biological immortality will become possible for the wealthy and they will be able to party and stay young forever, while you grow old weak and sick, while still having to waste a big part of that limited life span you have on a job you hate and never get to do any of that awesome stuff which fucks do all the time. Knowing that will make you even more depressed.
Just be glad man you aren't a future kid, be glad.

>>38488304
Jesus Christ those tits

>>38488351
Why not just buy a whore for $200 that looks just like that?
Nobody wants to hang out with chicks for talking anyway

>>38488322
>not being maddies Daddy
lad don't let her down
>>38488298
Kinda sorta some of these rich guys just want somebody to hangout with. my friend uses it and swears the guy giving her $1grand a month never fucked her. they just talk for hours about his boring life and shit.
tho she has a friend who makes 5grand a month and gets fucked 4x a week by some real estate investor so yeah private escorts

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>>38488322

Would only pay that amount if she lets me over head press her right over the west gate bridge.

>>38488393
I just love that info bar:
Education: Some college
Because they know nobody gives a fuck about that anyway, they just want a flesh hole to fuck

>>38488322
HOLY SHIT I JUST FOUND MY EX-GF ON THIS SITE WTFFFFF

>>38488414

Absolutely sickening, it's piss, it's revolting. Just imagine how much she makes a year from rich old men.

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>>38488387
>practical
>up to $3,000 monthly
>no sex
the girls on this site seem to believe they are something more than prostitutes

>>38487985
Eyes change colors when your beard grows. Cool

>>38488431
I masturbate several times a week while imagining myself as a hot young girl who gets used exactly like that.
She is literally living my ultimate dream and making lots of money doing that.
Even if you werent into this, If you were a hot girl and had to pick between flipping burgers and flying in private jets, stuffing yourself with caviar, in echange for swallowing necro loads, you would do it as well.

>>38488444
Dude if you use tinder you all know the no sex thing is just to save face.
what if somebody recognizes her and sees on her profile shes advertising sex
she probably does anal and shit

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>>38488453
>I masturbate several times a week while imagining myself as a hot young girl who gets used exactly like that.

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lmao I'm done

>>38488463
aka shes a hooker

>>38488463
is that after or before she gets spread like a wallet?

>>38488027
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

>>38488463
I want a real true man.
but only if he has lots of money, otherwise you can fuck off
and although i will let him pay me for sex, i am by some strange magic not a whore
ok

>>38488043
>Beards are pretty much make-up for guys
And that is why I have one.

>>38488531
>guys
shit, i meant gays

>>38488549
Being jelly is very ugly, dude.

It's not even just that he's a trust fund babby. His dad is a white collar criminal who did time in the 80s

He fugged Claire Abbott so I'm slightly jealous

>>38488250
Their hoards of sugardaddies sure don't think so.

>>38488190
Whats the monthly rate on anya?
Shes pretty hambeast but sometimes you just want a wet hole to dump your seed.

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>>38488667
negotiable, so anything they can get

>>38488667
Is there anything for $50 month? I can't afford any more after bills and rent

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>>38487876
>Alpha beard man meme
>Shaves all of his body hair

>>38486187
Chinless incel coping with prostitutes because he missed out on prime JBs.

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>>38488781
let me just... ah here's one for cheap, she'll even pay you to spend time with her

>>38488827
JUST FUCKING LMAO

And just think, this THING will STILL have an INFINITELY easier life than most of /fit/, just because it's (apparently) a woman.

>>38488847
So maybe start the movement to stop being degenerate pigs that will lavish attention on anyone for a place to holster their dick

>>38488871
this
why pay for it, when you can raep for free

>>38488827
>eyes too close and her nose is pretty wide
a nose job would do wonders

>>38488190

wtf is this shit, you pay a fee to have dates with her?

>>38488886
Meh.
Raping unattractive chicks is a bad idea. Sure I busted a nut and domniating and that primal animal need to take and impregnate a fertile woman was fulfilled.
But they go full stalker mode if...WHEN the cum. And they tend to cum a lot.

No, it's better to hire attractive whores who're just sexually and emotionally jaded enough to not get off on the tall dark huge dicked guy overpower and raping them raw and creamy fantasy.

>>38488964
>ugly chick
>rape
you can't rape the willing

>>38488993
Yeah, I know.
But having to put up with being stalked by a butterface who I fucked unconscious against her will is not awesome.

>>38488460
>probably does anal

For that kind of money she is, whether she likes it or not

>>38486187

spotted the manlet

>>38488827
>a few extra pounds
>that nose
>that mouth

I hope her only clients are disgusting obese weebs

>>38486224
I'm 5'5", so no.

>>38486187
>WEAK
>CHINNED
>MANLET

>>38488190
Is that rothbury-bitch supposed to be 35 years old? That bitch looks like she is pushing 50. What a joke. I would NEVER pay to date a woman, I could just as easy spend that money on a prostitute and get what I want right away. Some wet warm pussy. LOL that website is pathetic, a website for cucks.

>>38488426
prove it

>>38488190
>mfw this is real and people pay thousands of dollars for a girlfriend who will up and quit in a few years

>>38488444
>3k/month for coffee dates
holy fuck, we created this
we men are pathetic

>>38486187
He found himself in a lucky situation with his dad being a savage takeover artist in the 80s, and he's done well for himself from there.

I would be exhausted by his lifestyle of bangin slags and partying that much though

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>>38486187
I think if I were to have the same past as him, I'd be doing the same thing. If we just switched spots, I think I'd be happier than him assuming I was able to keep all my past experiences as well, I like that I've had to struggle to get by at times and didn't just walk into riches through gambling/inheretence/however he got it. I can't see how someone having just been handed that would necessarily know how to apply themselves to much or abstain from something now to ensure something else in the future. Not saying I wouldn't take the money, but I don't think I'd be paying girls to hang out for an hour photoshoot so I could make a sweet Instagram photo.

>>38487963
This is the worst picture I've ever seen of Candytoes.

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>>38488827
This slayed me.

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>>38488190
what site is that?

im looking for something new

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>>38492964
>shitimbald
everytime

>>38493070
>that reaction
everytime

>>38492964
i told u fags earlier
https://www.seekingarrangement.com/ its full of college girls and busted roasties who get older men to pay for their shit in return for "dating" but really its just sex

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>>38488827
>>38488827
white guys will say she's hot

>>38493113
>that reaction to that reaction
everytime

>>38488190
kek just found a girl i went to school with. going to catfish her

>>38488146
C-CIA?

>>38486187
anyone else find it odd that he has so little armpit hair?

>>38487775
Dan pls go.

Hahaha this is hilarious. I've always thought he was a pathetic beta who leeched his daddy's money and paid sluts to hang off him. I posted about my hatred of him about 12 months ago and everyone rushed to his defence (admittedly on /r9k/ haha)
Thank goodness people have started to turn on him.

>>38487775
Defending another males lifestyle is the definition of a beta orbiter ergo (you).

>>38494596
exactly what i was thinking

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>>38493141
Holy shit, I've already found girls I went to high school and middle school with on here
Check out this novel from this entitled slut

he fucked lindsey pelas.

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Justin Bieber Dan Bilzerian comparison.

Bilz: trust fund babby
Bieb: self-made, earned his money

Bilz: basic looking escorts only have sex with him if he pays extra using money from the trust fund daddy set up for him
Bieb: hot women want sex with him backstage just because he is Bieber

Bilz: juices up, now has heart problems and will probably die earlier than his wealthy father
Bieb: ottermode, works out, all natural

Bilz: neurotic because he failed to achieve the strength of character of his father from whence all his wealth came
Bieb: actually going his own way, he simply woke up one day and decided to be awesome and superior to everyone else

Bilz: fans are multi-level marketing scheme "distributors", gamblers, walter mitties, people who read self-help books, balding 40 year old men going through a mid-life crisis, people who dream of getting rich with no effort like Bilzerian did
Bieb: fans are giggling popular fashionable 18 year old girls and young women with pert breasts

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>>38488827
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>38494596
What's odd about it? Isn't it general consensus to shave armpits and not let them grow to your feet?

>>38494095
Post results

>>38498260
You can too if you've got the cash

>>38498286
this man knows it

>>38488027
>>38492629
Guess what that's what muscular people look like without good lighting and flexing poses