How would you react if your future son was into lifting but turned

>>38478583
How would you feel if your daughter ended up looking like that?

>>38478598
Horny?

>>38478598
i would bang his daughter

>>38478583
I'd probably disown a gay son.

>>38478583

>chest sweat

why is this always so damn hot?

>>38478583
Probably not that extreme. But I can't see myself looking at him the same way. Would probably disown like the anon above said

>son admires the male physique more than me
>this is considered a bad thing

What'd be the issue /fit/? Chances are he's never gonna accidently become a father, he's gonna maintain a healthy lifestyle and there aren't gonna be any grills fucking him over. As long as he's happy and healthy, why would I give a fuck who he wants to fuck?

>>38478583
I'd give him all my kneepad stocks

>>38478741
But he'll be a faggot.

>>38478741
Are you fucking serious? He is having sex with men ffs, I would be embarrassed and ashamed my son is a worthless faggot. I feel sick.

I wouldn't care. It's his life, not mine. He should at least find joy in fucking since everything else is shit.

"ok"

>>38478598
I'd have special daddy/daughter time with her where we played a game in which she would sit on daddy's face as a joke and then we laugh about it. No one was ever allowed to talk about daddy/daughter time though. It was just between us

>>38478775

>implying all gay people are faggots

>>38478781

What would make him worthless exactly?

>>38478775
>visiting the gayest board next to /hm/

Wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg

Tbh I wouldn't really care, gays tend to be more successful anyhow. As long as my kid is doing well I really don't give a flying fuck about some "genetic legacy" bullshit.

That said I wouldn't put all my eggs in one basket, probably have two or three kids.

>>38478625
cause, unconsciously you think about titfucking

>>38478821
>gays tend to be more successful anyhow
source : your ass

>buying into the gay straight binary

You need to read more. You know those Greek gods you wanna look like? You think they looked down on male/male intercourse? Look up the Sacred Band. 300 of the most powerful and capable humans ever.

Sexuality is more complicated than two options.

If you look down on your son for loving beautiful humans, you're scum.

>>38478583
>them child bearing hips

hhnnngggg

I would pay for a hooker like this to straighten my son out, if that didn't work I'd disown.

Would rather my son be gay but happy and successful than straight neet who visits a Cambodian bamboo basket market.

>>38478832
about as fedora as it gets

>>38478840
>not fucking your own son straight

You're probably a shit parent anyway.

If anything, I'd be happy for him. He not only exercises, but he won't be dealing with any of the drama bullshit from women.

>>38478800
Lol...


So would I tbph

>>38478583
If he was manly as fuck and fucked big buff guys then wouldn't care

If he was mincing around fucking traps and not standing up straight then i'd probably slap him

i'd be disappointed at first cause i always liked the thought of my son bringing prime teenage pussy home. nontheless, i'd still be okay with it as long as he's not some flaming faggot.

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>>38478583
I would start making a new son because he is a useless mentally ill degenerate who can no longer carry on the family name or continue the white race. Then I would enlist him in the army so he can at least serve his society and he'll have the opportunity to get raped or be raped by other gay soldiers

>>38478821
It's literally the same 2-3 /hm/ gay males who perpetual spam this board with gay shit. They try their hardest to make it look how progressive big strong fit men are. It's so cringeworthy.

>>38478583
I'd insist that he at least knock up a girl at some point, even if it's surrogacy for he and his bf. I can't say that I'd completely not give a fuck, but if he's living a good, happy life and being productive I don't give a shit what he sticks his dick into as long as its legal.

>>38478869
You're thinking of the National Guard

Wish I were gay

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>>38478800

>>38478583
As long as he ain't the bottom bitch, it's fine

Ain't no son of mine taking dicks up the ass

So if being gay is genetic, does that mean having children with a woman who has a gay brother would be upping your own risk of having gay children

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>>38478971

it's never too late to start, anon

>>38478583
aslong as hes a top alpha male than i dont see a problem with this because then you will still be able to play and watch sports with him

>>38478583
As long as he adopts a white kid and raise him normally, I don't give two shits. If he continues the name and is a good dad so that I can be a grandpa, no problem wathsoever.

Well that and not being a faggot. If he's just homi no worries, but if he acts all feminine and stuff, that'll be problematic.

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Is this the high test thread?

>>38479031
Hard to say. They haven't exactly identified a "gay gene" and it's more likely caused by a combination of factors making it harder to predict than that.

>>38478821
>gays tend to be more successful anyhow
While that's okay if you're thinking about their current population, this is irrelevant when you're thinking about a single gay.

The reason "the gays" are more successful is because the ones who aren't become just that more likely to off themselves. And if you prune all the worst parts, everything else ends up looking better.

So it's not really that gays tend to be more successful, it's just that the gays who didn't end up being successful are no longer here to make them look like normal people.


Though you could argue that without women around, gays will end up being at least three times as rich, even if they're getting exactly the same amount of money as a straight man.

I'd disown my son if he turned out to be /pol/tard.

>>38478583
It would be awesome. I'd have a son and a son-in-law, 2 boys for 1

>>38478583
Hopefully he'd give me a lot of sweet tips on where to meet the qt tgirls.

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>>38478583

>>38478866
Whats wrong with traps? Then he would be getting best of both worlds and not be technically gay

>Son, I...
>No Homo dad

>>38479899
.....................

Dude...

Fucking a trap is the very definition of "technically gay".

>>38480030
I don't think so. If I get to fuck a hot chick in the ass I'll do it whether she had a cock or not

>>38478583
I'd probably get angry for a bit, then calm down and congratulate him on having the courage to come out. I'd then warn him about the dangers of gay sex, especially with regard to STIs and prolapses, and tell him to be extremely safe and careful with sex, moreso than straight people. I'd also tell him not to speak in a gay voice and let the whole world know that he's gay, and to only let people know he's gay if he's pursuing a guy or if someone specifically asks him. I'd also give him lifting advice, because what kind of shitty dad lifts but doesn't give his weightlifting son some old-school tips?

It's possible to love your children anon. Even if they turn out be bigger faggots than you are.

>>38478827
>unconsciously

>>38480061
>chick
>having a cock
i suppose this makes sense, it is current year after all

>>38478743
underrated

>>38480061
>tech·ni·cal·ly
>ˈteknək(ə)lē/
>adverb
>1. according to the facts or exact meaning of something; strictly.

Fucking a trap is technically gay. Literally.

>>38480143
What is gay

>>38478583
You are the one who raised him to be a faggot it's your fault.

>>38480061
I'm on your side, but the other guy is right. That's gay in a technical sense. In a practical sense, though, I've seen trannies more attractive and feminine than the majority of vaginagirls. I'd take a qt trap over a fat slag or just an average potato faced girl any day.

>>38478583
if I lived in a vacuum and my child told me they were gay I'd be perfectly fine with it. my worry is that in this day and age there's tons of shit filling his stupid head to the point where he's so confused he doesn't know what feelings are

Tbh my biggest issue with it would be that I wouldn't have a genetic heir.

If he had a surrogate mother, I would have no qualms

>>38478598
I wouldn't want a daughter for this reason, i don't even want to think about something like that and what she will do as an adult,, it would scare me but i am a strong man, and i can be a strong father, i would be there for my daughter but i would be severely disappointed if she turned out into a whore, that would devastate me but who knows, when you're in your 50s, will i really care what my kids do or who they are?

>>38478583
Good thing you clearly won't be having children anytime soon.

>>38480502
Don't curse the future with your weak genes

>>38478832
Underrated post.

Achilles fucked dudes. If you called achilles a faggot hed probably kill you and fuck the corpse.

>>38480577
>mfw the death of Achilles's "best friend" basically kicks off the plot of the Illiad
>mfwnf

>>38480577
No he din't stop pushing your fucking propaganda Joe, nor did Spartans

>>38478583
Yeah it would probably be the classic George and Lenny tale.

>Go to the gym
"Tell me about the gay men dad"
>Sure son, there will be loads of gays when you finally make it
>All colors too, black gays, yellow gays, normal gays
"And what about the dicks"
>Huge dicks, dicks are far as the eye can see
"And I get the suck the dicks right da-"

And then you smash your sons head in with a 45 pound plate. It's sad but it had to be done.

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>>38478741
>he's gonna maintain a healthy lifestyle
homos are notorious for their drug use and not caring about living beyond 50

looking healthy != healthy

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>>38480610
I thought all those ancient people practiced pederasty

>>38479094
>Implying liking sports is a requirement for being alpha

I'd force him to fuck some girls. Then if he still thinks he likes men, I'd fuck his face and go hulk on his ass, if he still thinks he likes men after that, well fuck off then mate I ain't parenting a homo.

>>38478832
>Sexuality is complicated
You either fuck women, men or both. What's so complicated about this.

>>38478583
I'm that son.
My dad barely reacted and literally has never spoken a word of it. I don't think he's comfortable with it but whatever. He doesn't lift, he's out of shape, and I'm a lot more masculine and "alpha" than he is.

>>38478866
If I was ever a father this is how I would feel too

>>38479031
Women are pre-programmed to produce gay sons once enough straight sons have been born. They are there to care for the family without additional expensive wives and burdensome and unnecessary children.

>>38480766
>tfw when you're the only child and a homo

Tough luck, dad

>>38480752
>More masculine and alpha than he is
Except for the liking dick part amirite

>>38480180
(You)

>>38478583
OP is a homophobe and likely has latent homosexual tendencies

>>38480511
>when you're in your 50s, will i really care what my kids do or who they are?

I would hope so anon

gay son > sloot daughter

trap son, now, that's a problem

>>38480766
An interesting theory, but probably not plausible: https://jaymans.wordpress.com/2014/02/26/greg-cochrans-gay-germ-hypothesis-an-exercise-in-the-power-of-germs/

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>>38480829
>lol u homophobic fag
>mfw

>>38478583
Tfw I'm gay but also a lot more manly/alpha than my dad. I'm 6'2, have a deeper voice, more muscular and earn more than my dad at 22 as a graduate mechanical engineer. He's 5'11 and does some dead end no qualifications office shit

>>38480829
>if you don't like X it means you secretly love X!!

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>>38478583
>that body
>that acne riddled face layered with makeup

>>38480911
to be fair, there is a study: http://psycnet.apa.org/journals/abn/105/3/440/

of course, replication crisis, etc.

>>38480801
Eh, not to me. I think lusting after women with flowery pussies and expensive hair is pretty beta.

Scoring a strong, manly guy that could beat the shit out of you seems a lot more alpha.

>>38480074
lol

>>38480958
Girls tend to go for guys more than men. Therefore women are more alpha than men

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>>38480847
>The fraternal birth order effect has been described by one of its proponents as "the most consistent biodemographic correlate of sexual orientation in men."
>According to several studies, each older brother increases a man's odds of having a homosexual orientation by 28–48%.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fraternal_birth_order_and_male_sexual_orientation

>>38480906
How'd your old man react?
I'm in a similar situation and I think it disappointed him but he can't really say anything because I obviously "out man" him in every other aspect besides women.

>>38480966
>mfw you're right

fuck guys, what just happened.

Stacey is the real alpha here, Chad is just her bitch.

>>38480969
Yeah, I know, but in order for that tendency to be selected for it requires the gay brothers to increase the reproductive fitness of their siblings way more than seems plausible.

>When E. O. Wilson supported a hypothesis that attempted to explained homosexuality by gay men helping close relatives in ways that produced more nieces and nephews, he sure sounded like an idiot. Because, looking at Hamilton’s rule, they’d have have to produce twice as many of those nieces/nephews to break even – a behavior twice as effective as mother love – which is impossible, of course, in any kind of Malthusian world. Moreover, they don’t even perform these helping behaviors.

>>38478583
I'd be more mad if he was into fat chicks, desu. If he was gay at least I'd know he wasn't going to be some shlubby fatty. And I honestly am not spending brainpower imagining him putting his dick in things, so gay or not is a non issue.

>>38480991
Similar to yours I think. He didn't start yelling about me going to hell and disowning me but he seemed pretty uncomfortable by it. Probably salty because I'm his only child. Don't really care though, I rarely see him

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Why hasn't this been posted yet

>>38480798
Kek

>>38478583

> not gay
> browsing fit

pick one.

>>38481057
because it's fucking nasty? keep your gay incest porn to yourself, friendo

>>38480911
>If you obsess about other people likeing X to the point where you have incredibly strong emotions about it you might like X and just project your hatred and shame out at others like you

>>38481094
Gay incest is the safest kind of incest.

>>38481057
that guy is a good comic illustrator, but you know he did super sick pedoshit, right?

like newborns touching adult male erect dick

>>38481135
I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

>>38480610
You're wrong. I study classics for a living. I can read and write Greek and Latin. I know what I'm talking about. They fucked each other. They thought it was pretty cool to do, too. Many city states practiced pederasty, but not Sparta. Like the above poster mentioned, look up the Theban Band. 150 male couples, the most badass warriors of the Greek world. Undefeated till Alexander, who almost certainly also fucked dudes.

Achilles didn't exist, but you can bet your uneducated ass that most places his stories were told, the listeners knew he was also fucking dudes.

>>38480738
He said more complicated than two options.
You listed three options. Simply put, that's that.

>>38480830
Is that normal? Don't you think after a certain age parents shouldn't care about their kids lives? Think about it, this is another person who has lived their life, their life has nothing to do with yours. you both take different journeys through life and that is amazing

AS long as he donates to a sperm bank to continue my genetic linage I'm fine

>>38481187
well I'm not gonna post it

>>38481199
why doesn't Latin die?

lust was a HYUGE nono in the Classical world and modern homos seem to have missed that lesson - wasn't the Iliad basically about keeping your dick under control?

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>>38478583
How would you react if your son was transgendered and turned out hot?

>>38481135
>>38481187
>>38481247
lolis did nothing wrong.

>>38481032
>Probably salty because I'm his only child.

Lol same. I still live at home so we still see each other every day. Only thing that changed was he stopped asking me about meeting cute girls or my future wife.

>>38478583
I'd slap his ass and say "no homo"

>>38481243
I think parents and children have a stronger bond than that. Maybe I'm misreading it but it sounds like you're thinking parents just disconnect from their children at a certain age and become strangers.

My parents are in their late 50's - my dad talks to his parents on the phone at least once a week and my mom goes on a vacation with her mom and my sister every year. They live separate lives now but they're still very close because they care about each other. They were and are a big part of each other's lives

>>38481187
HABEEB it, faggot.

>>38481246
I think I'd want my lineage to be more than just bastards spawned from the seed of my seed. The genetic component is only half the appeal. The other half is having a hand in molding your genes' legacy. What good is wanting to continue your bloodline if you willingly just let it turn to shit? Or at the very least leave its future entirely up to chance.

>>38481252
Probably put it in his arse, desu

>>38481243
No, that doesn't sound right at all. Every person in the world is living their own life, so why should they care about the lives of others? Why does anyone interact in anything more than a superficial way?

And parent-children relationships seem the least likely to just die like that. This is a relationship characterized by a mandatory 2 decades of interaction at least. That's a long damn time to create a bond that doesn't just break under normal circumstances. Maybe if the parents or kids are particularly horrible pieces of shit, but that's not normal at all.

I'd go on to say that the relationship actually grows STRONGER after the kids grow up. When you're a kid there's a sort of Us vs. Them thing going on since your difference in life experience often has the two sides wanting totally contradictory things. When a kid grows up and gains adult responsibilities and experience, they begin relating more to their parents. That's how it was for me and my parents at least.

>>38481330
Woody Allen pls>>38481407

>>38481252
Well if he turned out hot that wouldn't be quite as bitter a pill to swallow. Though I'd advise him against doing anything to himself that he can't undo.

>>38481431
Woody Allen groomed someone else's kid to be his wife. That is in no way indicative of a normal parent-child relationship.

the fact that people like you exist in 2016 is really fucking disturbing.

https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/who-you-hate-depends-on-how-smart-you-are-study-finds

congratulations OP, you're retarded.

>>38478583

Nothing. I'm not an overgrown, roided child.

>>38481438
You can't undo testosterone damage

>>38478625
>why is this always so damn hot?

Humans are attracted to the sheen because finding fresh water used to be a big deal for us. We evolved to pay attention to sun reflecting off of water.
It's why we're fond of shiny things.

>>38481531
Whoa...

I don't even need source for this. I want to believe it.

>>38478583
I'd prefer he was /bearmode/ but honestly wouldn't care as long as he was happy.

>>38480923
I've been to that hostel, it's in Sorrento. Shitty.

>>38481531
There's a 50/50 chance you pulled this out of your ass or it's actually true. I'm going to just accept that it's true.

>>38481481
>wahhhh someone doesn't share my opinion

>>38480652
Usually those are guys from families who judge them for their lifestyle and do not support them.

Gay dudes from supportive families do well.

>>38478583
to be honest I'd try to educate him right

you can be homo without any problem but being a walking mental sickness faggot is a whole different thing. I'm willing to bet 90% of lgbt people have something in the head and most of the time is parent's fault

>>38481634
>I'm willing to bet 90% of lgbt people have something in the head and most of the time is parent's fault
what do you mean by this

>>38481634

being a walking mental sickness faggot is a whole different thing.

like... a you thing?

>>38478583
as long as he was big guy and only into traps id be ok with it
>you will never pin a corsage to your sons tux before he takes some hot boipuccy to the prom

>>38481614

hatred of gay people =/= opinion.

congratulations, you're also retarded.

also, props on not reading the article but responding anyway.

>>38481653
it's more an empiric thing. I have yet to meet homosexual people without any issues. most of them have trouble with authority, daddy/mommy issues, discipline and prone to drug abuse

>>38481688
Actual gays don't like traps. The dick doesn't magically make the femininity of everything else attractive to them. It's like thinking a vegetarian would be into burgers if you put a piece of lettuce on them.

>>38481653
Look at gay men, a huge percentage of them have some kind of personality disorder like narcissism, histrionic behavior, drama queen etc
Look at Scooby, the guy is middle aged with a husband and job but still loves to cause feuds and stir up shit for youtube views cause he literally can't stop himself from doing it
Add in partying, drug use, bath houses etc and it makes women look downright sane and logical

>>38481697

i have yet to meet ANY person without issues.

but it is interesting how many gay people you seem to know so intimately.

>>38481715

>narcissism etc.

yeah when you grow up gay and everyone hates you for it and society basically instructs you to hate yourself, you kind of have to love the shit out of yourself to come back from that.

>>38481689
not accepting homosexual lifestyle =/= hatred

>>38481751
I bet people hated you because you're an insufferable cunt, not cause you're gay

>>38481771

yeah ok, whatever helps you feel better about the fact that nobody likes you.

>implying i was talking about myself

>>38481751
Shut up faggot

>>38481766
>I'd probably smash his face in and kill him.

also

>lifestyle

jesus christ, you people are stupid.

>>38481789

omg no u hurt my feels anon y r u so mean

>>38478583
I'd be shocked at first but probably get over in a month or two. My mom and her siblings are hardcore Christian though, so while I think they'd still treat him well they'd probably be embarrassed and tell me privately that they're praying for us or something.

>>38481793
>>I'd probably smash his face in and kill him.

Where the fuck did you get that from? You're just putting words in my mouth now.

Also yes gay "lifestyle" is disgusting, I'm referring to the incessant sex with strangers, the diseases and the way a lot of grown men act like flamboyant sissies

>>38481821
>I'm referring to the incessant sex with strangers, the diseases and the way a lot of grown men act like flamboyant sissies

You're referring to the degenerate flaming faggot lifestyle. Not every gay guy wears glittery angel wings and rides roller skates in parades. They really should be classified as something other than "gay guy" because they ruin it and make life harder for all the others.

>>38481002
Yes being alpha is all about confidence and power over others. The vaginal Jew reigns supreme.

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>>38481199
>You're wrong. I study classics for a living.
Nah bruv, its gay fantasies

>>38481247
Lust wasn't really a "no-no," it was a hugely powerful force of nature that could fuck up your life forever if it happened to you.
Ancient romance is pretty crazy shit. I can recommend some plays / scholarship if you wanna know more

>>38481247
Also, Latin can't die as long as any western civ exists. As long as literature exists, as long as universities, English, and Joyce exist.

If you don't know Latin, you don't know where (a bunch of puffy Europeans decided a few hundred years ago) we came from.

Every author in the western canon after the Athenians either spoke Latin as a first language or learned it later. I don't understand how you can try and read lit seriously without at least trying to learn.