Post the best compliments you've received. Had a cute girl

>>38473330
Good work. Now if you can start to dress and act like her dad you're golden

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The BEST compliment in the the past few weeks is a girl telling you how you smell like her father...
End your suffering

>>38473330
The only compliment I've recieved lately from a stranger/aquaintance was as follows:

>One of the delivery drivers at work spergs out around me
>I am good aquaintences with another driver
>my driver buddy told me that the other guy acts like a full blown autist around me because he likes me
>He said "of course he stammers, he's talking to a pretty girl... well you aren't pretty but you're up there."
>up there


I don't know whether to feel offended or not, but I'm glad I'm at least not ugly.

>>38474461
he thinks your pretty, he just does not want to seem like he finds you attractive by calling you pretty.

Thats my opinion, also, post pics.

>>38473330
got my hair cut a week ago, leaving the shop some old guy said "you look great"

made my day (I'm a guy too)

>>38474476
You might be correct. I thought maybe that was the case because I have a long time boyfriend, so I figured he was possibly just saying it out of respect because my boyfriend comes into my work often to hang out and is very friendly with the people there. It was a weirdly worded compliment though, I'll say that much.

>>38473330
The best one I got was from my brother-in-law, who I respect the hell out of. We were talking about how his two boys were gaming a lot, and found it a bit difficult to come out of their shell. I then told about myself as an analogy, and how I was the same way when I was their age and even a bit older.
He then responded
>Well, if they turn out anything like you, I'm not worried.
That felt fucking amazing.

>>38474505
Its something he did not really want to confess, he said something, then tried to nullify it, what he said at first is the truth, what he said after is a lie.

>>38473330
My colleague said that I lost weight

>>38473330
I work at a grocery store and some old Asian man told me I had a symmetrical face.

>girl said I was huge
>BMI is not even over 25
>t-t-thanks

Two of my female friends told me I've gotten bigger

>I would be so happy if my daughters married a man like you

>>38473330
I went to a pharmacy to get meds and the pharmacist was a middle aged lady. When she looked up she saw me and gasped and said, ""Oh my! What a handsome man!"


I've also had asians on campus randomly take pictures of me.

It's weird.

>>38474909
Maybe you have really big eyes
Not kidding

A guy whose dick I was sucking said
>You actually have pretty toned legs.

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>>38473330
>nice arms
>nice chest and back
>cute
>shredded/ripped
>you've gotten bigger
>you're fast (I run)
>anon, you're big, do you play football

Normies fall for pic related and think it's shredded. This is the latest picture I have so never mind the red circle.

>>38474931
Big eyes?

All the better to see these gains with tho

Girls on Tinder keep complimenting my smile.
I don't think any girls have ever complimented my muscles.

>>38474505
Men are reluctant to be forthright with women in a professional environment because for every 1x it comes out well for them, 20 other men get bashed as creeps or sexual harassers, not necessarily on the spot, but later when the woman has some minor beef with them related to work stuff and they start spreading innuendo

>you're so tall!
>(in sack) you're so big!
>you look very good

Not charming enough too keep you after I've fucked you, am I though, whores, fuck all of you.

"Your pants aren't hiding anything."

friends mom sucked me off and let me cum in her mouth and then she thanked me.

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>>38473330
Bust my ass in the gym all the time, gf always compliments me on
>how veiny my arms are
>how great my hair is
>how nice my skin is

>tfw only complimented on genetic traits and not on my hard wokr

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>>38475103

>Has GF

>Who compliments him

>Complains

Was chilling with two ladyfriends.
Playfighting abit.
Oh a-anon you're much stronger than you look
look at how big your arms are

>feelgoodman

>>38474969
That's the same trick I use for girls to hook up. You done good anon

"Anon, you have big shoulders"
"I almost forgot how strong you were."
"Wow dude your pushup form is on point!" I remember we were having a pushup contest in the dorms and I lost to a football player.
But yeah I don't receive much.

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>>38473330
>you smell like me dads
>she totally wants the dick bro!

kek. 4chan, your delirious frog posters always know how to make me laugh.

>>38474461
london

>>38474957
>those abs insertion
I'm sorry anon

>>38473330
i'm 300lb now, i dont get compliments anymore, when i was 215 and lean, people couldn't recognize me, within three years, i put all the weight back on, but i look better than when i started, i think thats the muscle though

>>38473330
>Wow you have such nice muscles. Reminds of Arnold(of course I don't look like him but normies man)

My Indian team leader. She is the most genuine and caring person I ever met. Helped a lot when my dad passed away.


>Whoa there, when did you get so big? (my mom when I was trying to fit through a cellar door)

>fuck sloot
>sloot sleeps over
>we wake up, I put go the bathroom, come back and stand next to bed in underwears for a sec
>girl looks at me and makes a "Mmmmmm!!" sound

>>38475235
This

"You smell like my dad" is not a compliment, it's just an observation

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>Go to Japan

>Grill asks, "Can I touch before I draw?"

>>38473330
>friend's brother works out at same gym as me
>started fat as fuck been cutting for 2 months now
>"You look better every time I see you, man!"
Y-you too

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>>38474341

>>38475411

Fucking loled hard

>>38475235
Electra Complex.

Most girls want to fuck their dad.

Girl I've been moonlighting with said I was "beautiful" last night. She was drunk but she regularly tells me I'm handsome while sober though

>>38475426
It's funny because I kinda dress prep
>chinos
Check
>boat shoes
Check
>body fit shirts
Check
>chandail
Check
>OCBD
I own some but definitely not what I wear the most, I wear polos most of the time.

I'm not upper class at all but I live at mom's place and I work so I can own a 2014 c-class

>>38473330
>Tfw actually her dad is old af and shits his diapers on a regular basis

>>38475307
>tfw normies don't care
>tfw it still looks funny

>>38474909
Post pics

>in gym locker room
>"nice dick faggot"

Some gay hairy dyel-manlet at the beach said I look like adonis last week.

>mfw I am not even at 1/2/3/4

>>38475079
greentext your weird porn fantasy

On the bus a girl with a t-shirt sit next to me.
Our arms touched the whole ride.

I had to get off the bus a few stops early because I had a massive boner.

>>38474385
I don't remember the last time a girl besides my mom complimented me.

>>38475411
Source please?

>>38474931
Just like their eastern theater.

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>See gym buddy I've not seen in two months (he was working nights)
>Good guy, gave me some great tips
>He says, "Shit, man. Whatever you've been doing is working great! Keep it up."

Feelsgoodman

>>38475475
yeah man OP totally could of fucked her.

But he didn't.

I wonder why.

>>38473330
Told two guys ill do a threesome if the girl is hotter than me
>Really? Fuck, I cant think of any I know, do you have hotter friends yourself??

Another
>I was pretty sure Id have zero chance with you, do you even realise how pretty you are?

T-thanks /fit/ I made it. Lost 30lbs and got fit.

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>>38473330
"wow anon look at those abs" -mom
the only compliment i've received

>>38476006

She sneaks into your room and licks them as you sleep.

>>38476006
Did you fuck her?

>>38476006
she wants to see your abs as you pump your load into her bro.

>>38476049
>>38476108
>>38476129

/fit/ is the weirdest place on the Internet.

>>38475954
post a pic, help a brother out.

>>38475954
Picplease

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>Ewww, stop talking to me, freak!

>>38475831
japan

>>38476148
>on 4chan
>expecting vanilla conversations
end yourself

>>38476167

Develop a "Thousand Yard Stare," comrade.

I've seent horrible shit and it has darkened my soul. Now when I go out in public, people know Death walks with me and they fear me. Not because of gains, but because my eyes see all and hate all.

Develop this mindset and look, and women will run in fear and you will never hear such harsh words again.

Embrace the cold.

>>38475766
damn, I'm jelly
some men have it all

>>38473330
>ex had a huge horse fetish
>owned multiple horse dildos
>always smelled my hair and insisted that I smelled "like a horse"
>always wanted to be fucked hard and from behind
damn that bitch was freaky

>>38476235
what the fuck lmao, girls that live on farms IMO have serious animal problems, could she take that horse dick?

Even I can tell she probably got off watching horses fuck

>>38475954
I fucking hate when women tell me that.
They sound pathetic, im barely a 7/10

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this pretty girl I've been hitting once said that I look like a professional weight-lifter during a text conversation

I mean, that's a pretty 'mirin comment, right up there with accusations of steroids use if you're natty [though I haven't gotten one of these yet, haven't made it]

>you look like a Calvin Klein model
>you're a Greek God
>"anon is basically the perfect Aryan"

not memeing

it's nice being tall and jacked

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I was asked if I use steroids
Felt pretty good desu

I've never been complimented besides my mom and my grandma...

>go to a hair salon to get haircut cuz mom and dad constantly tells me that it's too long and should get it cut
> girl who is cutting my hair asks me what I want
>idk.jpeg just give me what I got last time
>reminds me that I shaved my hair last time
>lmao.nope
>starts telling me that it would just cause my back hair to grow more rapidly than the front (current situation at this point)
>brings up how the back hair is layered
>don't know what that means so at this point I just assume that the only problem is my back hair
>tell her to trim the back and keep everything else the same
>she says "oh ok so just get rid of that umbrella back there"
>say "yea"
>"so you no longer want to look hot?"
>confused
>parents told me my hair looked like a box
>get it cut anyway
>parents say "you looked better before"
>wtf

>>38474483
That's nice anon, I'm happy 4 u

"Oh damn, you seriously leveled up!"

>>38476352
same, but I actually use them so it didn't make me feel happy

>hanging out with co workers
>gay manager and my oneitis supervisor show up
>don't pay much mind, trying to seem cool and what not
>towards the end of the night I look down at my oneitis and manager
>"I like your beard." My manager says to me
>I tell her I hear that a lot
>oneitis is checking me out the whole time that conversation happened
>"I REALLY LIKE your beard, anon."

The rest of the night went well. I'm gonna make it, brehs. She's finally noticing me.

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Girl from work texted me this

>>38476439
post pic of yourself.

>>38476439
That's some terrible game, bro.

>>38476462
Kekerino amigo

Not on a Djiboutian tapioca connoisseurs image board

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Started working out about 2 1/2 months ago
>Various coworkers saying how I'm getting a lot bigger
>Wimmin coworkers asking me "ooooo have you been working out? :^)"
Still feel like they're making fun and of me and mocking me desu

>>38476490
Hit me with your most alpha response

>>38476511
just take out your face.
Also its a taiwanese sex reassignment forum.

>>38476297
she could take the dildos, but they weren't actual size. I fisted her a couple times, but it took a good fifteen minutes of stretching.

she CLAIMED to be uninterested in fucking actual, physical horses, rather than idealized, fictional horses, but who knows

>>38474909
>I've also had asians on campus randomly take pictures of me.

I just got back from Asia and quite a few people there asked to take a selfie with me. Also had people trying to discreetly take photos of me. Was pretty weird at first but apparently it's because they don't see white people often and think we look cool. I told some taxi driver lady about this and she said that they like our white skin and light hair and eyes and stuff.

>>38476530
man id love to have known her, oh well.

Gay half-chat guy randomly stopped me in the street and told me i was gorgeous.

>of course my best compliment was from a man

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>been called a model so much that it doesn't phase me anymore
>always make awkward eye contact with girls
>too beta to approach when I could
>tfw imposter syndrome

>>38476513
This desu.
My arms are getting bigger and now people think I'm trying to show off when I roll my sleeves up high. I ask people if it looks bad or something and nobody says anything. Kinda just.. trail off. Some girls said they liked it though.
We're allowed to wear short sleeves, I just wear long so I can change it up based on room temperature. Dammit.

>pilates instructor said she was jealous of my glutes
>did you just say i have a nice ass?
>she blushed, giggled & ran off to her class
t-thanks rip

A girl told me that I have nice eyes.

I've been trying to maintain eye contact with people alot more often and be more social and not a complete autist.

>>38476603
best one so far imo.

Also, I'm thinking of doing pilates/yoga, how do i start?

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>>38476614
Mfw I notice people divert their eyes while I'm listening to them talk and look into their eyes.

>>38476620
go to a yoga class

>>38475121
Not that guy but I get where he's coming from. I get really annoyed when people compliment me on how good I look because I have great genetics.

I'm just internally thinking to myself, "No, I spend more time in the gym than you do actually getting work done at your job*, you fat, lazy fuck."

*Because a lot of people I know work office jobs and fuck around all day. Not coincidentally I also get paid way more and get promotions more often than my peers, who I guess are no longer my peers.

I don't even have great genetics. I have average genetics. I just work my ass off to make the best of it.

>>38476363
You're definitely not 18. If you are you're full autism bro.

>Was fat my whole life
>Lost weight but still not completely fit and still insecure and too picky with girls for my looks
>Somehow meet a girl I like and she likes me back
>We make out
>We get together and again and again
for 4 or 5 nights during our vacations and I'm super into her and vice-versa
>She lives across the country and is going to leave it soon
>We get together one last time and despite having fallen for each other decide it's best for it to just be a summer thing
>Next day I don't text her to honour that decision
>she texts me twice:
>"I need to take a shower to wash your cologne off of my hair"
>"but I don't want too!!"

I don't know why it touched me so much. But given the context, it's the most beautiful thing anyone has ever told me. We're still talking but eventually we'll have to drop it.
She gave me back hope that I was gonna make it in love, and with that, in life.

>>38476631
I still do this. I can't go through a whole conversation maintaining eye contact, I have to actively think about eye contact when speaking to others and it usually distracts me from what they're saying.

is this a common problem or am I just a fucking weirdo?

>>38476674
Should have texted her back "It's okay to take a shower, I also gave you something else to remember me by."
And THEN cut off all contact.

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>>38475004

>>38474957
>that face
>cute

lmao ok

>>38473330
"you're so manly"

>>38474957
nice (x many)chin

>>38476620
>>38476620
my school has classes
signed up for yoga for athletes
I liked the class, a lot of stretching & holding
I incorporated a lot of the hip flexor stretches into my warmup routine
I was really rustled I couldn't fit it into my timetable the next semester; gonna sign up again this semester

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>>38476006
>>38476049
>>38476108
>>38476129

>>38475766
>be me
>6th grade
>we sit in pairs in Norway
>get paired up with a girl
>keep getting sweaty in class everyday
>self-conscious breathing makes me sound like a downie

you cant even make this stuff up, hahahahhahahahkillme

>>38476674
YOU give me hope senpai

>>38476220
>and you will never hear such harsh words again.
that's because you cant hear with your back, you fedora edgelord

>>38473330
Yesterday was talking to some guy and he asked if I lift. He said "you look like you do".

"You look like a linebacker!"
not sure how to feel, just made me feel fat

>>38474957
Looking solid senpai
My goal

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>>38476513
>still feel like they're mocking me
THIS

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>>38473330
>You're pretty cool anon

And that's all it has been and will ever be

>>38476220
This. Gird yourself in the armour of contempt.

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>>38473330
When a girl said i was the hottest guy she had ever dated. We were sitting in my couch, after she said that she opened my pant, took out my cock and started sucking it. We fugged all night, she kept groping my buff quads and shoulders. That made me feel good.

>>38475683
Lost my shit.

>at my female friend's house
>totally platonic but enjoy chilling with her
>had got drunk and chatted the previous night
>woke up the next day and was trying to fight off a nasty hangover
>she had this cute fat seal stuffed animal that I started cuddling since I was still drunk
>while I'm snuggling it she takes a pic and sends it to her friend on snapchat
>her friend replies "oh I LIKE what I'm seeing!

Not sure if she liked that a grown man was snuggling a stuffed animal or that I was good looking but I'm going to assume it's the latter so I can feel good.

>>38477038
Did you rape her?

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>>38473330

I want my son to be like you when he grows up.

>>38476582
That's a dumb imposter syndrome. You do you pretend to be attractive? If they're 'mirin then you're there. Not really anything to fake

>>38477069
My friend or the chick on snapchat? Neither unfortunately. Tbh I would fucking annihilate my friend if I got the chance but she's made it pretty clear she isn't interested in how she acts so I'm not too worried about it.

I had a girl tell me that she liked my cowboy boots, then gave me a high five.

>you make me so happy
> the best part of my day is when we are together
>i cant to wait tell my parents we are going to marry
[spoiler]she died in accident some days later[/spoiler]

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>>38477137

damn bro, i'm sorry for your loss.

>>38477137
Serious?

>>38477077

It's more like everyone tells me I'm attractive unwarranted (guys and girls), but I still feel like I'm not since, y'know, typical 4chan autist even though I've been lifting for years and mostly a normie now

>>38476678
Well.. that's me too.
I guess it's a thing.

>>38477100
He means the seal

>>38473330
Lost a bunch of weight dieting and lifting and my friend told me that one of our mutual friends thought i was doing hard drugs because I had lost so much weight.That counts right?

>>38478094
Yeah, that's cool, /fa/ would worship you.

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>>38477137
fuck man not today

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>>38474341
>Tfw something between prep and dadcore

>>38475685

I feel you anon. Mine are the same way, and normies are impressed but they really bother me cuz they look like shit

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>two girls today said I looked a lot bigger
>first thought was they were fucking with me/making fun of me

>>38474516
>lurks anime forums
>post sad frogs all day
>fap to traps

not worried

>>38473330
I did a heavy set of barbell shrugs and as I finished this absolutely chiseled guy I had seen for years at the gym complimented me on what I had done, he was impressed. If he was being genuine it felt great hearing it from him.

>>38479322
does anyone have that gif of the black man laughing

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>>38479870
>your shirts too tight anon
>you bench too much anon
>your biceps burst out and your shoulders are trying to breathe
>why dont you buy new cloths

No compliments on my jeans squeezing my quads. I replaced those a year ago after hitting 260 squat, no one notices legs

>>38474957
Nice phone case brah

>>38476678
Me too. I can't think and focus on their eyes, it's one or the other.

>>38473330
>You look scary
>Please smile more, everytime I look at you I feel uneasy
>Could you beat up -insert name- for me?

Girls often compliment my voice

After one guy on a smoke break jokingly tells me he's gonna punch me, other people look startled and one guy whispers to a guy to knock it off

I'm always trying to joke around my looks, but it's not helping.
I have a lot of one night stands, but I can never maintain a relationship
Anybody have a similar problem?

>>38481322
Looking like someone they want to date and looking like someone they want to fuck are two completely different things.

>gym owner comes up to me
>shakes my hand and greets me and says we haven't spoken in a bit but I just want to say youre really looking a lot bigger and you're making awesome progress

genuinely made my week

>>38481348
Is there a way to look more "datable"? I'm past the point of no return.

>>38481383

Have a huge bulge in your pants called a wallet.

I don't go out much. but I post my voice a lot.
A man recently said my voice was calming him when he was having a stressful day at work.
I've also had a few people say it was asmr levels of comfy and I sound like a mother.

The compliments that make me happiest are when both men and women say they would love to cuddle me.

>>38481477
Can I be bottom spoon so I can fart on you as you read from Tammsasre's "Truth and Justice?

Kinda a fantasy fetish of mine.

>>38481502
Perhaps. How badly do your farts smell?

>>38481550
I eat lots of protein and sauerkraut.

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>>38473330
Today a girl on CQ duty here at the fort asked me if I ate booty because she saw me checking out a hot black girl in civilians. We proceeded to flirt a bit and then I headed into the barracks. Feels good when girls want to talk to you and not the other way around

>inb4 girls don't talk about that stuff

If you've talked to girls you know they are into fucked up shit and chads, Maybe I'm becoming one.

> Was studying in the library
> Doing a break
> I come back to my seat
> I find a small piece of paper on my seat
> Hey this wasn't here before
> Notices how everyone looks at me, they must have seen the person who put this
> "I like you. If you feel the same way, add me on facebook"
> mfw
> I already have a gf and everyone's looking so I better not make a scene
> Just out of curiosity I look up the fb
> It was a man, I've seen him studying with a girl, I thought they were together
> Ow shit

Okay, I admit I felt good about it since he looked pretty elegant and he was with a charming girl, but yet.

>>38479770
this is me, and it's intentional

My mom showed me a picture of me from a year ago today and said she was so happy that I am getting in shape, saying that there was such a difference in my face and attitude.

Feels good to make her happy man

>>38481598
This sounds like the start to one of those yaoi mangos.

>>38481627
Meh. I'm totally disgusted by the male body.

>>38481598
I wish I lived in a bl novel. Good on you, fruity boy

>>38475635
You dress fratboy, sorry anon

>>38481647
Then...are you going to get a sex change sometime soon matilda?

>>38481665
I may have misformulated. Let me rephrase that.

As a man, I feel that love or just sex between two males is disgusting.

>playing table tennis in a hall
>some japanese exchange students sat behind me
>one of them takes a photo from behind
>leaves the flash on
>turn around and the girl with the camera is bright red and trying hard not to look at me
>other two girls next to her are laughing

guy I was playing with thought it was funny, said they were definitely taking a photo of me. not going to lie, felt pretty fucking good after that. could of just been I had something on my back, or they thought I was weird looking, who knows.

otherwise I've told I have a great ass a few times, that's always nice to hear.

when girls say that i literally have a perfect dick and they would literally drop everything to come and fuck me if i was close.... after they watch the videos of me masturbating on reddit

>>38475721

Underrated. Sides in orbit.

>>38481724
It is actually funny, next time try smiling and going back to the game, they will understand that you're not going to bash their head in. You could have gotten asian pussy or just a little conversation with cute asian.

>taking personality test
>asked female teacher what a word meant
>said im the opposite and im warm to look at

i think i thought about her once or twice before this happened when i was fapping

>>38481147
>260

you don't have any legs to notice mate

"You should be a model" by like 5 people

get on my level sub 9/10s kek

>>38481871
>not having been a model since childhood

are you even trying to compete anon?

>>38481871

Unless you've had actual scouts try to recruit you in public places like shopping malls, it doesn't count.

Step it up scrub.

>>38481897
i looked like shit about 3 years ago, my face has just completely changed shape just from growing up (ofc) im only 18 now and yh i was a late developer lmao

I rarely get conpliments. It's usually on my hair though. I used to be a door to door salesman and this lady told me I was a beautiful young man. I was beaming all day. Kinda made me understand why girls attentionwhore tbqh

>>38481974
I just turned 19 :^), I didn't consider myself a particularly late bloomer, but maybe that's why I have had a lot of facial gains

>>38481974
>>38481993
>only 18
>only 19
>these children born in 1997, 1998

how does this make you feel that this is what you're taking advice from, /fit/?

>>38482090
>All of a sudden posters are a decade younger than you
think I need to work more

>>38482090
I never give advice on here lol
sorry old man xD

>>38482090
>>38482156
Yeah same, I come here for advice :)

>>38481974
>>38481993

people who looked like shit and actually got bullied during school and before puberty will always look the best later in life as they have got something to prove

>>38482225
I honestly don't think bullying is negative - unless it's excessive or there's something wrong with the bullied person, like they're autistic or something

>>38476919
Wtf happened to the report button?

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>>38481724

Posts like these make me so jelly

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>>38476313
lol fuck the dyels on this website

>>38473330
A hot girl once told me I had big arms and felt them up one day. Unfortunately back then I was a massive autist and didnt even think of trying anything with her and I also lost most of the muscle when I went to college.

On the bright side I have lost a lot of weight since then and I'm working on getting the muscle back and she got pregnant and had a kid before she ever got into college and isnt very pretty anymore.

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>>38481862
>260 3x10
probably in the top 15 at my university because no one does legs. People can't even do 2pl8 once.

>>38480146
Kek

>on a cross country flight
>start talking to this guy just to pass the time
>eventually the conversation comes round to fitness
>calls me a 'big guy'

>>38481477
H-H-H-High est?

>>38484051
High est and high test.

>>38473330
A kid once told his elder sister that I'm handsome.

>>38473330
got told that I look like a viking.

>cute girl smiled at me
>that was back in June
:C

I had a girl come into my work everyday for three weeks tell me that she was tired of pretending to shop and was just waiting for me to ask for her number.
I'm engaged btw, but it was so flattering that she dropped her spaghetti on me like that. Anyways she hasn't been back since.

>>38482225
Delete this

>>38475235
Mfw too

>>38481693
you're not here for long are you

I got a new job and you need to wear the companys hoodie at work. My boss asked two co-workers their sizes and then turned to me and said "Well for anon its definitely an L-size"
The catch is I was wearing an S-size witch was just a bit tight.

>>38475426
how does /fa/ call basic blue jeans + blank white t-shirt?

>>38475426

what about jeans and a grey t-shirt? with a ratty pair of vans?

>>38473330
>come in shirtless from doing yard work in 100F
>femanon playfully pokes my belly
>tells me to stop flexing
>tighten core and tell her to do it again
>HOLY SHIT

Made my day for sure.
>I do no ab work at all, just the five big compounds

>>38473330
I work at a Car manufacturer at the factory line. Sometimes I have to Lift or Push something heavy when a piece of equipment malfunctions and I just muscle it out instead.
Then sometimes colleagues slap on my arms and shout wow look at these Muscles or when getting fresh water it happened one time a colleague said to me I had a neck like a Bull.

I know they over exaggerate but it gives me a warm feeling knowing some of my progress can be seen.

>>38486434

>SOLID

My mum told me i was "beefy" the other day

>wow anon have you been losing weight recently? you look great, nice jawline and beard

>Ye, we had an insidejoke in highschool that I would say "Oh Anon" everytime you were mentioned

Don't even know what to feel, got her number tho, how many days can I wait until it's not autistic to contact her? This occurred 2 days ago

>>38486628
that she would moan and say "oh anon"

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>>38473330
Last year at dentist cute milf nurse kept smiling at me and rested her arm on my chest

>>38473330
There have been a few, and they were all before I started lifting a few months back so I guess I was pretty aesthetic already.

> My (now ex-)girlfriend told me that she would always mire me inside class
> Went to a party, made out with some qtpi grill who said I was cute
> At a mates birthday dinner, for some reason this other guys gf shows up with her friend
> Friend sits next to me
> Find out she thought I was cute

>>38473330
>This isn't fair you have a better ass than me..

Girl in my massage class when I was getting my certification.

>Do you work out(awkward silence/staring) because i'm impressed.

>Your body is perfect

TOO BAD FOR DYSPHORIA SENPAI

>>38486691
post ass nigga.

>>38473330
Not vocally, but the butch duke lesbian co-workers been looking at my arms lately. I mean if I caught her attention, then I know I'm catching everyone else's lol

>>38480146
Underrated

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>>38486700
no. I don't think it's good anyway.

Body compliments make me feel so damn uncomfortable because i think people are just wrong when they say it. I really dig when people tell me I smell good tho, too bad it's only ever guys that I play sports.

>>38473330
>out with gymbrah
>2 girls approach us asking for directions
>girl 1 asks where the bus stop is
>girl 2 says to me "youre hot btw"
>reply you too
>they walk off

>out at a restaurant to dinner
>coming back from going to the bathroom
>3 or 4year old boy being carried by his dad sees me
>says "daddy, that guy has really big muscles!"
>his dad agrees with him

Felt awesome because you know little kids tell the truth

I started a new job at a high school. One of the guys (middle aged, married, but unbelievably handsome. People giggle when he leaves the room.) in my department saw me walking around the school with a guy around my age (25) on week 2 or 3 of my new job. Later he asks me who the guy was and tells me he thought to himself "wow, she already got a boyfriend here."

Is this a compliment? I don't know. He didn't say it in disbelief that I could get a boyfriend, but he's just so charming I was confused by the interaction.

It made me feel good..But maybe I just read into it incorrectly.

>>38486707
she's a lesbian, if she's looking at them it means you need to gain a few inches mate you've got girl arms

>>38486810
Roastie homewrecker

>>38479770
i think i fit that description

A gym attendant i barely interact with stared at me for quite sometime and approached me.

>"you're that fat kid who lifts alone right? My God, look at you now. I'm impress!"

I dont have that godly body yet, but at least people are starting to notice.

>>38486836
He's too perfect to cheat on his wife.

Also I have a fit bf and handsome guy from work does not lift, is skinny with a pot belly, and wears fitted pants and still has no ass.

I don't even care about guys having asses, but his tight pants are so loose on the ass. It's weird to see.

>>38476527
i dont blame her

>>38486810
yeh its weird, i can't tell if its a compliment or he is saying something bad.

>>38486888
no ass is disgusting, no matter the gender.

>>38486870
this is sad

>>38487000
Kinda. According to him, most people that's my size either gave up, or doesn't improve overall.

>>38473330
The best compliiments are not with words but with actions

Like that time a girl in my class touched my forearm without noticing and let out and audible lewd moan, shit was weird but nice

>>38473330
Yesterday
>Call up an uber driver
>Some hardcore korean old guy
>Has a doctorate in Ministry, two grandkids younger than me, but not too young to be compared to.
>Says he's surprised I'm not dating anyone and I'm a great guy.

Oh Joe, I'm waiting for that one Korean qtpi, if only you knew.

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>>38476857
Fuck my life senpai
>be me
>study at uni
>study medicine
>mostly females in class
>when I sit next to the girls from class i get self-conscious
>stop swallowing saliva automatically
>collect a huge ammount in my mouth
>make a huge clicking sound when I swallow
>blush
>cant stop thinking about how the girls perceive

just fuck my shit up senpai

Started to press over 300, hear guys say that I'm probably on juice behind my back, feel sad. press 420 2 times now, hear "some peeple are built like a truck" feel beter... 35yo casual

>>38473330
A girl at work told me I had nice arms. She later told me I had a nice smile.

>y-you too

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"You look like the kind of guy who beats his girl"
>Um....?
"But your girl probably says please and thank you daddy"
>Oh is that right?
"Yes daddy. ;)"

Quite a few actually

>told I look sexy in a new shirt I bought
>another girl said she was gonna say the same but didn't want to sound creepy
>overheard some cougars and a hot teen whispering about how I have a good sense of humor


This next one is a mixed feel compliment

>asked 8/10girl I'm trying to bang to rate me on looks and personality
>she said 5 for looks but 9 for personality, coolest person she's ever met
>asked previous 7/10 fwb the same
>she says 6 for looks and 9 for personality and 9.5 in bed

This new girl might be doing the whole "it's your personality (aka friend zoned)" spiel. Maybe, maybe not. We'll find out in a couple of weeks.

>>38487314

Shit I thought this thread was recent compliments. Eh

"Thanks brah" - jeff seid

>>38481108

He's Amin Dada

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>>38476220
>>38476957
>death walks with me

I sincerely doubt death would be caught dead with a couple of serial autists like you anons.

This is literally painful to read, people who have actually "seen some serious shit" don't go around bragging about it, they push it deep inside and try not to let anyone know

>>38484043
Did you crash his plane with no survivors?

"Nice ass"

T-thanks mom

>>38473330
w-well, 4 months ago a girl told me my eyes were the colour of honey and that she really liked them
>tfw you will never know true love

>>38473330
I had a car full of gurls honk and scream "hottie" at me when I was walking down the street

I rarely get compliments from women because I'm weird looking.
But a female friend told me I could be in a fashion magazine a little while ago. Nice of her.

A thick hourglass milf who owns a local ice cream shop recognized me at work last month. She noticed I dropped a bunch of weight and said "wow, you're very handsome since you've slimmed down some"

I fapped to the thought later