What is the best way to make a girl gain weight? Preferably

>>38463457
Marry her.

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>>38463457
just buy her food
slootz will eat anything a man pays for

kys yourself

>>38463473
>kill yourself self yourself

>>38463457

implying she won't just do a fantastic job of it on her own

buy junkfood she likes
dont let her drink shiot like weight gain shakes or somethuing
when she likes for example kfc very much just buy her kfc as much as possible

>>38463483
>kys yourself
>kill yourself self yourself

your clever attempt has failed, kys yourself by yourself

>>38463457
add 4 scoops to everything she consumes

>>38463469
Can confirm, nothing makes a woman put on weight like a wedding band

>>38463522
>without her knowing

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>>38463457
Would hit if she wore a bag over her head tbqh fám

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>>38463544
get some self respect.

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>>38463544
My apologies, your majesty.

>>38463483
You added one too many selfs

Kill kys self yourself

Learn to bake and prepare hight caloric food for her.

Start eating with her while you dirt bulk.

Most women ahve 0 willpower to diet so it will be gg.

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Buy this, tell her it'll "block calories". Proceed to fill the fridge with loads of cake and soda and pizza etc.

>>38463457
Adding heavy cream/butter/olive oil/coconut oil/peanut oil/etc. to everything you cook.

Why would you want an already thin girl to gain weight. It's not like there is any shortage of fat women.

>>38463512
>>38463592
yourself is one word you dumb cunts.

>>38463701
Cooking with oil doesn't really add enough calories to make a dent
Unless you add a fuckton of it in which case the food gets greasy and unpalatable and she'll notice it

OP just do it the way most people get fat without noticing: make her drink calories

>>38463457
Skinny girls don't even do it for me anymore, man. Before I would recoil at the sight of such creature, now I would ravish her and man-handle her, grab her body and feel it all around me fhhcddddyhjbbnb6rrr. This only happened since last year too. Getting /fit/ has really transformed me into something else.

>>38463636
The statistics have shown that people in general- not just females- lack much willpower to diet. Keep your bitter female hate tears for the containment boards

Find an actual feedee who's into it rather than trying to ruin your girlfriend's life to satisfy your stupid fetish.

This isn't even fitness related.

>>38463457
Leave food around the house, make her food and use lots of oil/butter. Hell put a shit load of oil in low fat salad dressing.

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Get rid of all the water and just buy Mountain Dew and Dr Pepper.

Add extra butter to her plate and make her "healthy fruit smoothies" but add a ton of extra sugar on it, also make her smoke weed and order fatty food.

I love fat chicks hnggg

>>38463469
Fpbp

>>38466463
Do you need a trip to tell us that?

Is there a Sonic fast food chain around your house OP? Take her there every other night or so for an ice cream.

If MFP is correct, a ~$3.00 medium masterblast is anywhere from 900-1300 calories. She'll put on weight like mad, and she'll think you really like her*.

killing yourself.

>>38463816
Skinny girls have never done it for me mate. I think 25-30% bf on a girl is about perfect.

>>38466593
Actually just looking at a bodyfat % picture guide I think I prefer 30-35%!

>>38463469
thread's over, people. off you go

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>>38463457
Get her pregnant.

>>38463457
make her pregnant

>>38466463
Who is this sperm whale?

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>>38463457

Nut inside without a condom and get that fucking plan b. Messes with her hormones.

>>38466463
>fat + cute face

hnng

Lookup the old infamous Ghost Bulk from misc

>>38463457
Start putting canola oil in her drinks and food that she won't notice it in.

>>38463457
Make sure there is always ice cream around

>>38463469
/thread

>>38468801
More pls brah

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>>38463469
D E V I L I S H

>>38463469

Yep. Happened to me.

>>38468801
Pls more
pls