Gains Bro >move in with bro >protein shake already made

>>38463051
Congrats! So when do you intend to marry?

>>38463051
>spotter
Spotter arms
>splits cost
Uses half, so you're not saving anything
>having roommates
Kys

>>38463080
Kek

>tfw not even homo but would love a gains bro
taking applications for gains bros

>>38463051
My literal twin brother played games on his laptop all day and would occasionally do pull ups on the door frame pull up bar until he moved away to uni.
I wish he would have worked out with me. We have a good homegym in our backyard but he never did.

>not living alone and isolated so you can focus on your calories and fitness obsessively without distractions

>>38463051
i want a gainsbro ;-; mine is injured - i broke his finger.

Bet that protein shake comes with extra "protein" bro

>>38463194
how quick i would check out if i was 'the fat twin'

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>>38463194
Too bad, I always kind of assumed twin brothers would end up being super competitive with each other

>>38463051
>bro starts spiking your protein with some sugar and heroin as filler to steal ur gains
>wake up early one morning to see bro adding 2 scoops of his semen to the morning shake
>bro encourages you to try for a heavier bench even though your protein hasnt been on point
>he even puts on the side clips so your heavy weights "wont fall off"
>"bro help me i cant lift this"
>bro smirks
and that's how our blessed zyzz left this world..dont let this be u /fit/

>>38463051
If he is really making your protein shakes for you, I got some bad news

>>38463491
Only in your animus

>>38463546
kill yourself

>>38463491
We were competitive in things like wrestling but he never actually bothered to do anything with me.

>>38463449
Funny enough he was more popular and was way better with girls than i ever was.
Perhaps it was because i was 5'8" and he ended up being 5'10"

>>38463116
you can still save if you combine money to get a discount through bulk buying