What to do if your parents are gains goblins?
>Won't let me sleep enough to recover normally(they go to sleep at like 11 pm and are up by 6 being loud AF, so even if I sleep at the same time as them it's not enough)
>Keep nagging me about getting a job and moving out and doing chores which further lowers my testosterone via cortisol
>Won't buy good food so I can't bulk nor cut properly
>Can't get gf because of their bullshit
Fuck man I know I'm a NEET but why do they have to be like this? I'm so jeally of other neets.
What do I do? I'm considering just taking what money I have and moving by myself to le big city and starting a new life but I have no job, no gf and no real skills.
How did /fit/bros deal with their gains goblins of a family?
>that guy who wears basketball shorts to the gym
>>38460157
Same here bro
>lace everything with butter
>buy shit food and food with corn syrup and shitty ground beef
>come downstairs at 4-5am to do dumb useless stupid shit
>give you shit for smoking in the house
>won't ever leave you the fuck alone
It's 4:30 am and this stupid bitch won't go upstairs
I need to move out
>>38460157
Are you retarded
>liftan
>eating 800 calories over, gotta get dem protons
>"anon you gotta stop eating all that shit you gonna get fat" for 15 minutes every day
>this is coming from a 5'2 190 lbs lardball
how many times have you posted this
>>38460372
>smoking in the house
Are you seriously whining about that you retarded fuck?
>>38460157
Get a job and move out, not even joking about it because they nag you about it, seriously just fucking do it. How old are you?
This is pasta
>>38460902
This is pasta. How new are you?
I was asked to help move furniture today. First time since I've been hitting the gym on the regular.
Didn't break a sweat.
Feels good man.