>tfw gf >tfw 1.75/3/4.5/5.5 maxes >tfw new job at 75k

Straight outta the hills have eyes man. Bet she looks good taking the BBC though.

Gf? Haha did you mean pig?

Get rid of that "mustache" and get your hair cut short and you won't look autistic anymore.

>tfw no moonface gf
Feels good, thanks for taking one for the team.

>>38450325
if you cant grow facial hair, dont have any

You're in the top 1% of /fit/. Fuck the haters, do you.

"hey fourchan, can you plz bully this guy that i don't like, since im too much of a pussy to do anything in real life!"

ugly people suck and ugly couples are the worst. both of those trolls need to kill themselves so they never reproduce with anyone

>>38450453
Wew lad. You're a legit dumbass.

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Only two out of those four "achievements" are actual achievements

Get rid of that disgusting facial hair, don't ever wear braces and a bow tie and tell your girlfriend to lose weight. Also wipe that autistic grin off your face

Apart from that, credit where it is due, nice salary, very jel and dcent maxes

>>38450470
>nice salary
LOL. I'm a math major. Can't wait for my 300k STARTING.

your puppy is cute

>>38450791
>being a math major for shekels
>Not having a /fit/ job you enjoy
I mean, good for you if that's what makes you happy.

>>38450823
I don't lift. I just like telling gymcels like you that I'm better than you.

>>38450325

hahahahaaahhahhahahahhahaha

>>38450831
By talking shit on 4chan? You're a loser on the internet and you're a loser in real life.

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>>38450831
HA! HA! Beat ya again ya big brute! Muh brain is better than your brawn! Look at the amount of money i'll be making! hehe take that bullies!