Drinking on no carbs sucks I've only had one beer and I

I'm really having a hard time seeing the negative here

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>BEER
>no carb

Not gonna make it.

>>38446510

Drinking on a no carb diet? You're just like my dad, stop fucking drinking and especially stop drinking beer. Beer is pretty much liquid bread.

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>>38446634
Bread is my trigger word faggot.

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drink liquor you fucking sperg.

learn to make cocktails and use sweetener instead of sugar if you need it.

god tier fit drink is gin, soda water, lime juice, and ice. hydrates and gets you fuckin GOING

>>38446658

What is that called when you're our n' about? That's a gin n' tonic right? Excuse my fedora I don't get out much, but the way you described that drink is basically perfection.

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>>38446669
I call it the lazy collins. Based off the Tom Collins that's basically the same but with sugar added.

desu tho you don't need sugar, or sweetener. If ur off sugar long enough the lime juice is more than enough taste.

other god tier drink is the old fashioned. 2 shots of bourbon/whiskey, angostura bitters, sweetener (actually needed for this drink) 3 ice cubes. Stir in a whiskey glass, then twist a slice of orange peel. 200 cal.

>>38446721

Damn, old fashioned sounds lit and I can finally pretend to be Don Draper from Mad Men lmao

Thanks mane, will be getting a Tom Collins and an Old Fashioned next time I get to the strip.

>>38446735
gin and soda with lime is the easiest way to order it desu.

also why u goin to the rippers m8. way better places to spend ur money.

>>38446510
>sucks
>get drunk faster, so cheaper
>not as severe of a hangover due to not filling up every nook and cranny of your liver with toxins
I fail to see the problem

>>38446634
I drink 2 40zs a night 7 Days a week and still hit the gym 5 times a week

>>38446807
enjoi your gout fagget

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You get easily poisoned if you drink on a keto. Don't get yourself in a hospital bro.

>>38446841
Dunno what that is I'm 30 and been drinking like this since ,22

>>38446735
>>38446751
Order a "Limey licker"
They'll know