Thread replies: 14
Thread images: 3
Thread images: 3
File: IMG_3386.jpg (3MB, 1678x2982px) Image search:
[Google]
3MB, 1678x2982px
Alright guys. Becoming a trap didn't work. I've decided I just want to be a cute twink.
The sticky is shit. I'm thinking of immediately jumping on a U/L split three times a week and doing an assload of cardio and squats. I'll drink two shakes a day with soy milk and protein powder. I'm going to avoid red meats and eat a lot of leafy greens. How does that sound?
>>
>>38440765
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>
>>38440765
This shit just doesn't work if you're fucking ugly.
>>
File: 1453579552088.jpg (562KB, 2044x1400px) Image search:
[Google]
562KB, 2044x1400px
>>38440765
>cute twink.
>that face
pick one hunni
>>
>>38440765
Hmm *thinking*
>>
>>38440765
why not just quit the twink goal and just become a normal muscular faggot instead..
>>
If you wanted to trap you need at least a wig.
You should have gone with glasses to big frames black 'dorky'
Also to become a twink do abs/squats cardio
Eat less until you start dropping a few pounds a week
Get to 135-150 and maintain
>>
>>38440765
you could make it work if you had better hair and didn't wear your grandmother's dresses.
>>
You should grow a mustache
>>
B8
>>
>no wig
>no makeup
>old ugly dress
>no body shaping
cmon bud let's be honest you didn't try. I weigh 210 and squat 405 and I can pose and dress myself up to be more convincing than that pussy attempt
>>
>>38440765
Work on your makeup. This isn't anime, you can't just throw on a dress and suddenly be the cute girl
practice practice practice.
>>
>>38442442
This fampai
>>
>>38440818
Big Ang, dat you?
Thread posts: 14
Thread images: 3
Thread images: 3