Who are the most delusional """"bodybuilders""""

>>38438163
Have you ever had the balls to step on stage and the the third place you cookie cutter porn addict

>>38438163
cookie cutter detected

jason's a sickening freak he's just off season right now

>>38438183
>if only I could be the

Blaha was

Supposedly competed at 260lbs+ 3.5% bf no evidence only pics of him are fat 170lbs "offseason"

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>>38438163
>implying the delray misfits aren't greek gods

Blaha by a mile. I hate that fat fuck

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>>38438163
Not Lord Vader that's for sure

>>38438163
COATH ADAM made him look good at some point.

>>38438437
Absolutely pissening.

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Some dude I see around

>always checking for his abs
>tells everyone "now that I'm yolked"...
>ealry 30's still dresses like some skater punk
>does 5x5 with accessory work
>drinks protein shakes while working out "quells my hunger bro"
>tips fedora at other gym patrons
>wears basketball shorts to the gym

He is obviously the delusional body builder type, he doesn't say much to me but I see him every time I look in the mirror

>>38439167
>He is obviously the delusional body builder type, he doesn't say much to me but I see him every time I look in the mirror
Poetry

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I just watched these videos for the first time today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rk6d4-HmfU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xww_jLr-fLA

Can't believe it took me so long to start watching The Piss Lord. Amazing that he collabs with the legend Big Lenny

>>38439189
Lifting for cute girls
Becomes obsessively vein
Never good enough

>>38438437
what the fuck
source video?

Anyone who refers to themselves as a bodybuilder has about a 99% chance of mental illness

>>38438163
does he even hit shoulders. kek

>>38438163
Is he retarded? Serious question

>>38439455
We don't know
But it's possible
Probably more likely autistic

>>38439467
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B77apnARgxE

>>38439455
He has assburgers. He has proven he's decent with numbers, he just never implements any of his hypothetical routines.

>>38439551
He has more than that senpai
Nigga cant spell and acts like a child at 30+

>>38439595
Add, ocd, learning disabilities, autism, possible bipolar.
Nothing a litle haldol shot won't take care of.
>WARNING: side effects may include becoming a complete incomprehensible retard

>>38438437
GOLEM GET YE GONE

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he's entitled to it bro

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>>38438163
I'm just discovering this guy. Is he's /fit/'s version of Chris Chan?

>>38441566
You can make parallels but that's insulting to Janoy in all honesty. Chris-Chan is an absolute autistic wreck that's gonna die soon

>>38439266
top fucking kek

>>38438437
His nipples literally left his chest

>>38438163

Hes no little man or Little Bo Peep bro. Don't fuck with him bro. You don't want to fuck with fucking him. Bro he ain't no little man bro. Hes bigger than you, he's like 230 and he's fucking taking supplements. Don't talk shit bro in the morning, fucking please. You're messing with a fucking Internet celebrity.

>>38439595
>>38439551
>>38439467
>>38439455
He's actually most likely schizophrenic, gets completely brainfogged and fucked up by haldol injections (like that time he couldn't spell his own name, day after injection) and was raised by a greedy, negligent alcoholic kike mother that told him to steal and take everything he can from the people around him.

Actually kind of sad, but there's nothing to do for us, I'll keep enjoying the ments anyway

>>38441509
DAmn he can grow a pretty mean beard, has he ever grown it out?

For a 2 day stubble to cover the cheeks like that its a pretty mean stubble.

>>38442081
beards not allowed at pubelicks bro it piss

>>38439167
Amazing. Love the deepness here.

>>38439087
>adam
>cardio junkie that does burpees and crossfit
>has a better bodybuilding physique than a self proclaimed bodybuilder 8 years in the making

ffs Jason excels at being the worst at everything.

>>38439167
Some dude I see around

>that lanky dad bod guy in his mid 30s
>no muscle definition at all
>always see him on the smith machine doing 1/3 range of motion bench press for 2 rep maxes
>gets up, flexes his traps and walks around the gym like a peacock
>doesn't do squats or deadlifts
>just sticks to machine exercises, does 1-2 rep maxes and then walks around with his traps flexed like he's an animal

sometimes I sincerely wonder if someone is paying him to act like an ass.