GOD-TIER FOOD THREAD >169cals >37g protein >0 carbs

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>>38428059
Thank you for this imma grab me some cheesy easszzy.

>>38428059
Where do I acquire this?

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80p a bag at Tesco. Cooks in 2 mins.

>>38429110
if you're britbong, Morrisons.

>>38429110
>>>38428059 (OP)
>Where do I acquire this?
> Has the name of the company the fucking package

ffs anon, you r better than this

Is this shit expensive or is it cheap?

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I use half a can blend in garlic and chilli powder pour it on chicken breasts.

is it halal?

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>>38428059

This seems to not be a thing in the US.

>>38428059

im going to order some but how long does it take to go off date?

>>38429171
£2.50

>>38429206
Make cheese great again.

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>>38429198

>no chilli or mayo
>red onions instead of greasy red cabbage

>>38429149
they sell myprotein shit at morissons?

dayum nice

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This is now a Tesco thread.
Post your best Tesco purchases.

Pic related cost £2, 674 calories, 55g protein
Add a garlic bread for 50p, that's another 720 calories and 16g protein.
£2.50, what a meal.

>>38429258

people who buy ready made foods from tesco are all chavs mate they go into tesco express and buy dinner everyday ill rather make my own stake *tips fedora* *slices ur cock with my switch blade*

>>38429258
fuck off I only live near a tesco express and a morissons, also cooperative but that "super"market is for benders

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Lidl high protein rolls 39p each.


Per bread roll:

298 kcals
30.7g protein
Carbohydrate 9.8g (sugars)0.6g
Fat 15.4g
Fibre 14.3g

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>>38429282
Do all of your shopping at co-op then do you?

>>38429258
I love eating sand with my steak!

>>38429359
I'm living off benefits what makes you think I have £5 to throw at only 3 chicken boobs whereas I could get 4 of them for £4 at morissons O.O

>>38429343
>tfw no lidl near uni
why live lads

>>38429406

kys

>>38429251
yup, I was surprised too. Shame their protein bar selection is so shit.

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>>38429427
Cheer up there'll be other high protein bread available.

>>38429456
but i miss the cheap, yet high quality, european produce
where the fuck else am i supposed to buy bavarian bratwurst?

>>38429343
Damn that's looking fine.
Part of me wish I could eat nothing but protein rolls all day.

>>38429406
>benefits
Fucking kill yourself

>>38429757
MAD CUS U BAD XD

>>38429191
whats the best flavor of these?

>>38429822
Ben and Jerry's

>>38429206
>Thanks Obama

>>38428059
>>38429110
those macro and that look awfully similar to parmezan/grand padano.

just get it, best taste of any known cheese on earth and the best natty cheese macros too

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duck breast with potatoes and oranges

>>38429822

Husband loves the lemon cake, i love the birthday cake, and the vanilla bean with diet rootbeer makes a delicious float.

>>38428059
looks fucking rancid mate

>>38430006
Muh dick
Does this count as porn? Im on no porn day 6

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>tfw my third world country doesn't have these foods
>whey is fucking expensive

>>38429191
I wish this shit wasn't so expensive.

>>38429572
I have one forbreakfast most mornings. I buy 10 a week cut them in half and freeze them. Straight out the freezer into the toaster once popped get some peanut butter slapped on. Yum yum.

>>38429406
I get 5 kilos of chicken breasts every 12 days for £20 from butchers. I can afford the 20 notes because I have a job I hate. Stay free young NEET.

>>38429450
I boycotted morrisons after that ad with Alan Hansen dressed as a fish monger.

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About 50% more expensive than normal milk tho

>>38428059
For the whole thing? That's not a lot of calories. Or are you a fatty?

>>38431726
I wouldn't wash my balls with it.

>>38431726
First glance scrolling down /fit/, I thought the thumbnail said Fartlife.

>>38431739
>>38431747
lactose intolerance shitskin confirmed.

>>38431710
>20 every 12 days

Easy there high roller

>>38431866
You probably spend more on nail varnish.

I ate store brand peanut butter out of the jar with a spoon earlier today

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>Tfw when you have loved broccoli and cauliflower since you were 10

Everyday is treat day.

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16oz of pic related + 1 scoop cookies and cream proton powder = legendary

greek yogurt (plain, mix in something if you don't like the flavor, the flavored greek yogurts have hella sugar) and cottage cheese are pretty solid

>>38432374
Does that stuff have sucralose?

>>38432374
>Still eats kraft Mac and cheese

>>38432502
yeah i think so

>>38432503
i haven't had mac and cheese in like 10 years tbqh

>>38432374
What is your pic related faggot.

>>38432578
kroger carbmaster milk

>>38432594
you have 10 seconds to explain why you eat these instead of proton powder

>>38432604
proton powder gives me acid reflux :^)

>>38432604
no milk
>inb4 in water
Shits gross

>>38432626
unsweetened almond milk is the way to go

>>38432634
Whats the point? There is like no protein in it and no reason to really drink it unlike milk.

>>38432642
it tastes better than water

>>38432670
It's a waste of calories.

>>38432677
oh wow 30 calories a cup might as well be whole milk

>>38432701
That's like an entire cucumber I could eat.

>>38432706
What's in a cucumber that's not in almond milk?

>>38432724
The feeling of being full.

>>38429175
Yay its sugar in a can

>>38431726
Just have low fat

>>38429096
Breh

>>38432604
chewing gives you jaw gains

>>38431726
>fat free high protein milk
>basically tap water with a bit of whey in it

>>38429246
>mayo on gyros
>repulsed by mustardrace red onions and not by literal fucking lettuce

wewla, where are you from? Never tried a gyro with lettuce, chili, mayonnaise, and red cabbage, but I live in a civilized place so.. you know...

>>38432318
California Blend is godlike. I throw that shit in every meal

>>38433548
Quark is the best.
Also an ok cream substitute for sauces if you want to keep calories low

>>38429175
>willing to spend hours a week on fitness
>too lasy to cut a Fucking tomato even tho it would be more heathy
die plz

What are some good foods to buy in Australia?

>>38429175
b i s p h e n o l A

>>38430088
Second

>>38429148
>rice in bags
I always thought this was a meme product that no one actually bought

>>38433685
canned tomatoes are not just a lazy version of fresh tomatoes. ask any chef, a tomato sauce for example is much better when done from canned tomatoes compared to fresh ones. it doesn't matter if you grew them yourself or got them from an organic market or whatever, fresh is not always better.

>>38433548
The best quark i could find in the Netherlands is the one with 9g protein in 100g.

>>38433645
I think that's hit point. The KEBAB they serve in 99% of the places here is drenched in shitty chilimayo and filled with cheap cabbage. I only know two places that serve something nice like in your pic

>>38429096
Ittatakifuckingmasu

>>38429533
>lidl
>high quality
he fell for the meme

>>38432626
unflavoured whey with water is by far the best way to consume whey. doesn't taste like anything and goes down in seconds. I'd much rather not waste precious good tasting milk on a shitty powdered crap when I can just drink one glass more with dinner and get the same macros overall.

>>38432604
Cuz erythritol m8
Tooth gains>>38432620

>>38433548
I buy this and skyr 50-50
quark is for gains, skyr is to keep me sane. I usually eat one of each every day

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It's another ''I only look at protein amount'' episode

god this board is populated by 18 y-o dyel this is ridiculous

Here's a god-tier food for ya you dipshits

>>38432724
Proton powder is better in cucumbers

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>>38429343

>there are no lidl's in the civilized part of manchester, only on the chav/nigger/paki shitholes

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>38432626
Fucking picky eater willpower-less child. Faggots like you are never gonna make it.

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RUSSIA STRONK
LONG LIVE PUTIN

>>38433871

How much protein is in it?

>>38434011
3,8g for every 100g

If you're living in Switzerland, I highly recommend most Léger products by Migros.
Just a couple examples per 100g:
Burger Patties
4g fat (usually above 20g)
1g carbs
19g protein

Tilsiter Cheese
11g fat (usually around 26g)
0g carbs
35g protein

Vanilla Ice Cream
0.5g fat (usually around 10g)
11g carbs (but artificial sweetener added)
4g protein

They basically make low-fat and low-carb/sugar products the way they should be made: Without adding calories by other means. It's made my cut very bearable and it feels pretty good to be bulking on shit food and still have enough calories left to eat actually healthy stuff for my micros.

>>38434296
Hi-diddly-ho, neighborino!

Austrobros not living near the swiss border may want to check out Hofer's New Lifestyle product line. They have some really good low-fat stuff like lean mini-steaks and dairy products

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>>38433990
the Slavs are truly the master race

>>38434394
>Austria
>tfw everyone thinks you're a kangoroo

>cheese
>cutting
pick one

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Come on guys

>>38429258
Those are like 25g of fat eat i swear..

>>38434454
>169kcal
>37g protein
>0g carbs
>2.3g fat
I dunno brah, those macros sound pretty worthy of adding to a meal on a cut.

>>38433548
thanks for your cheap food german

>>38434454
Learn to fit foods you like into your macros... you spack

Lentils. God tier satiety and macros and the way I make them makes them pretty tasty but adds very little in the way of extra calories (flavorings include Dijon mustard, a little balsamic vinegar, onions, garlic, various spices all boiled together in chicken stock.)

Like when I was working a manual labor job a while ago, I would always make my first meal of the day a big ass bowl of lentils or oatmeal because with anything less I'd be starving long before lunch time.

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>>38434025
So I would have to eat 5kg / 11lbs to hit my macros.

Or a couple hundred grams of steak delicious, juicy steak.

Hmmmm.....

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>>38433432
Tfw you've developed such an eating/diet disorder that diced tomatoes in a can are viewed as just "sugar", meanwhile the thought of soda in a can probably gives your ketogenic ass nightmares

>>38434491
I'll have to try that thanks brah

>>38434507
so you only eat one ingredient per day? sounds healthy

>>38434471
>those macros
what the fuck is that ''''''cheese'''''' made out of

>>38434491
>tfw with my lentil chicken dish i get 160g protein for 1200 calories for the day.

All i do is make it every day while cutting and add in anything else i might need as an afterthought.

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>>38429096
Who dat?

>>38429241
Underrated

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Taste like thicker yogurt.

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>>38434942
>implying thick is a taste

>>38433642
>Normal full fat milk
>basically udder juice from a cow

>>38429175
enjoy your BPA and reduced enamel on your teeth.

>>38429378
you are joking right? peppered steak is God tier. I bet you boil your steak in tap water.

>>38432604
he enjoys destroying his teeth.

>>38432724
Well I can use a cucumber to satisfy myself if you catch my drift.

>>38433871
Never understood this meme.
I literally only look at protons, fats, carbs and calories since I eat 3-4 rations of fruits and vegetables daily.

>>38432728
:^)

>>38432503

The fuck are you even talking about?

>>38434942
>swedish
Thicker than what? Your somalian boyfriends cum?

>>38434702
This is fucking great

>>38433803
Its nice to eat at work - i cook the rest of the food myself, which freezes nicely, and just don't need to worry about rice. At home i rather cook my own

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There are people RIGHT NOW that don't enjoy a nice smoothie

pic related

Blueberry, Strawberry, and Banana.

Had it just after my Chicken breast, Brown rice, and mixed veg stir fry.

>>38429096
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I WANT TO SHOVE MY NOSE UP HER ASS AND TAKE DEEP BREATHS WHILE STROKING MY COCK LIKE AN ANIMAL FFFFFF

>>38433818
We got some with 11g protein and 0 sugar here in Swedistan

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100g:
300 kcal
3 g carbs
40 g protons

tastes fucking delicious too

>>38434620
Tell me the recipe that sounds godly.

>>38429258
Used to get these when I was like 18. Shitty processed fatty crap.

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Those pancakes made with a banana and two eggs? Actually legit.

>>38429191

Holy fuck. I need this in my life. tfw grocery doesn't sell it.

I had pic related and it tasted like waterice.

>>38437425

Forgot to mention, if you mix that key lime stuff with a coconut greek yogurt, especially whipped, it's godly though.

>>38433803
Yeah I'll take a rice cooker to work. You fucking imbecile.

>>38433988
Wait. There's a nice part of Manchester?

>>38435187
Fuck off you fat idiot.

>>38437452
>cooking rice requires a rice cooker

>>38436342
wow a nice glass of liquid sugar how innovative

>>38437631
>sugar is bad

>>38437640
No, but I would rather have a big ass glass of chocolate milk than that shit shake

>>38437622
Assuming raw, how would you cook your rice at work fucker

If youre ever dead tired of eating healthy, just throw it into a tortilla bread and its a 10/10 meal. Best protip I can give.

P.S. Dont overuse, its still white bread. Will not kill you, but its not good.

>>38437676
are you familiar with the concept of a pot?

>>38433833
better than basically all american stuff priced 50%-100% higher

>>38429096
s-sauce b-breh