How the fuck do I kill my addiction and perpetual cravings for peanut butter?
Don't
Keep bulking
>>38420218
You don't. Embrace it. Get huge/strong.
>>38420228
I'm cutting bro
And I seriously just downed a whole fucking tub of the shit
>>38420248
Maybe there's some peanut butter flavored protein powder you can buy
>What is moderation for $300 alex
Don't be a fat cunt
>>38420218
ntentionally give yourself food poisoning and eat peanut butter by the spoonful until it kicks in.
After that you'll never want to look at it again.
>>38420218
>mfw i drink gallons of milk and eat tubs of peanut butter like a barbarian
mix it with vodka and do shots
don't buy it
IIFYM you can eat nothing but peanut butter and thrive
>>38420218
>>38420572
Please don't listen to him
>>38420519
This
Did this with cake, but you're gonna need pb for bulk
Pb for me bb
Eat a 1kg tub until your stomach feels like you're dying
PB flavoured protein powder + water breh
just sip on dat shit
>>38420492
>I already have PB flavoured protein powder
>still wanna inhale another tub
im the same as you, OP. i can eat half a tub of PB before i even realize what ive done.
one thing i find helps is to make sludge/protein fluff/whatever the fuck you wanna call it. throw 1-2 scoops of whey in a bowl, add just enough water to mix, then add in a couple heaping tablespoons of PB. mix and incorporate as much air as possible, making if fluff out more. that way it seems as tho youre eating a shitload more PB than you actually are. i find vanilla or cinnamon bun protein powders work best.
Try Nutella. I know it's a meme but the meme is in large part justified.
>>38421415
I actually do this as well and usually just eat the fudge or microwave it to make brownies
Still wanna eat that shit like yoghurt though
>>38420218
Try organic peanut butter, it's WAY too dry to binge eat on, plus you gotta stir the peanut oil back into it before you eat it
>>38420218
Just eat it? Mostly monosaturated fats, few polysaturated fats and even fewer staturated fats. If you cut out all your other fat sources you could literally eat a shitton of peanut butter every day, provided you're taking supplements for your omega-3s.
>>38420218
In the same boat as you OP, literally nothing helps.
The best thing I can do is minimize it by picking up one of the single-serve packets at the store every week or two. If I buy a jar it'll be gone in 2 days.
Just stop buying it, you'll never stop eating it.
>>38421467
This wouldn't be a problem if I could fucking control myself, cause I can easily eat a whole 500g tub no sweat, and that's like 3000 calories
>>38421487
What do you put it on?
>>38420527
Your shit must look like brown soft serve ice cream.
>>38420248
>eating with bread
>not straight out of the jar
>>38421502
I eat straight out of the jar bro
>>38420492
The impact whey protein chocolate peanut butter does not taste like either so I would say it's not worth it or try a small weight first
>>38420218
Get into dijon mustard.
>>38421568
I love mustard too, have it with fucking everything
>>38421487
>>38421510
You seriously sound like a fucking addict. Either try to fucking control yourself or better yet just throw all your PB away and don't eat any for like a month or 2. Don't let mashed up peanuts determine your life.
>>38421639
>tfw 4 tubs in my drawer right now all at various states of consumption
>>38421786
Aaaand that's how you know you've got a problem.
>>38421814
...it was 5 this morning
>have a spreadsheet where I buy different types of PB and rate them out of 10 while taking notes on their taste and texture, as well as their nutritional content
>see this thread
Glad I'm not the only one with a crippling PB addiction
>>38420248
A whole tub? So youbjust ate like 20k calories?
>>38421916
>>38421916
wtf
post your entire spreadsheet, i need to see more
I used to be a fucking addict to that. Stuff is so dangerous, drug dealers dont even sell it. I just stopped buying it.
>>38421916
Care to share the whole list?
>>38421916
macro organic crunchy
>very creamy
>very crunchy
tfw I have the same problem except with Nutella
It's even worse since there's pretty much no protein to speak of in Nutella
>>38421973
>>38421977
I would but I'm missing a shit ton of nutritional info and photos so I'll fill it out and post it some time later when I get around to finding the pics
>>38422189
It is?
>>38422264
creamy and crunchy at the same time that's an oxymoron
>>38422337
No, smooth and crunchy would be an oxymoron.
>>38420218
>>38420248
get some quality EFA's you fat fucking faggots
https://www.amazon.com/Ultimate-Plus-Youngevity-soft-gels/dp/B005CK86XQ/ref=sr_1_3_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1471956094&sr=8-3&keywords=ultimate+efa
>>38422264
What are your top PBs? What do you think about the grocery store freshly ground stuff?
>>38422348
hahah don't argue with me boy
>>38422337
I mean it's texture, because other crunchy's I've tried are very thick, but this isn't as viscous, it's pretty runny
>>38422376
Reese's creamy, peter pan crunchy, macro organic, and kraft crunchy