So I had the intuition to make up some new lingo for us. Exclusively

>>38417315
I think you're a faggot

>>38417362
*Cardio Man

>>38417315
Are you genuinely autistic ?

>Ham Honkers

Keep it up you beautiful sperg

>>38417362
>>38417379
top kek

>>38417478
That's for me to know and you to find out

bumping for interest this thread is weights!

>>38417315
You have to be 18 to post on this board

Very weights thread. Today OP wasn't a cardio man.

>tfw no muscle honker

>>38417315
I want to fuck that bunny

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>>38417315
>>Instead of "Cell Phone", we say "Between Reps Slab"
>pausing mid set to use your cell phone
>making it
pick 1 and only 1, Cardio Man

>other arms
I'm too old to laugh this hard

>>38417315
>instead of op we say faggot

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>>38417315
What is this autism

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>>38417994
D o n ' t

>be me
>at the Cool Kids Club (training other arms) and a muscle honker with big ham honkers is mirin
>TFW she's giving me Only Acceptable Cardio Eyes
>d-does she want my gains patty?

>>38417315
>>38419049
It actually reads like a click hole article

>>38418012
Man I could really go for some pasta right now.

>>38417315
Op is a cardio man

>>38419049
dont be a cardio man
try and get her slab number bro

OP is retarded but this thread is straight fire

>>38419598
Thanks bro, you're pretty weights

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Nah OP my man you've got it all wrong.

>>38417478
* bowflexer

>>38422250
Nice

why am i laughing so hard at this retarded thread

>on my way to Cool Kids Club to do Other Arms
>come in at a Protein Shake Fart time so the squat rack is occupied by a Cardio Man Disgusting Slob (ha ha)
>isn't actually doing anything but playing on his Beetween Reps Slab
>see a Muscle Honker with huge Ham Honkers on the another rack
>ask to work in
>she says "Weights!"
>propably wants Only Acceptable Cardio
>Thank CT Fletcher and do my workout
>on my way home stack up on Gains Patties for them gains

How was your day /fit/?

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>>38422793
substantially more autistic as of just now

>>38421120
That pic hurt my brain, my humanity and my gains

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>mfw day after other arms day

I move around like a cardio man for like two days

>>38417315

I legit feel more stupid after reading this post. I ma go read some book or do some math now.

Made my fucking day OP, Weights! thread

I will write this all down for future use.

>>38417315
I think ill start using only acceptable cardio

good job op

>>38423013
Thanks for the cringe.
>>38417315
I am glad you're having a good first day but none of these are very funny.

>>38423198

Don't be a Cardio Man.

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I want to fuck the better rabbit.

>>38423333
cut that out anon i'm on nofap

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>>38423342

Submit.

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>>38418012
>fagottini

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>>38417362
>>38417379

Holy fuck im dying.

Today OP was definetely not a cardio man. Dont ever change your beautiful autism OP

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>>38417315
CONGRATULATIONS!!!

YOU WON THE BIGGEST FAGGOT OF THE YEAR AWARD

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>>38423565
FTFY

>>38417478
*Smith Machine

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>>38423770
>>38423790

Holy shit, this thread just keeps getting better and better

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put me in the screencap XDddddddddddddddddddddd

>>38417315
>You are Weights Cardio Man who doing Only Acceptable Cardio with Disgusting Slob GAYS

>>38417315
how often do you go to Gym Meme's facebook?

I'll try shouting "Weights!" next time I'm in the Cool Kids Club to see who else is a /fit/izen.

On that note... we probably should come up with a new name for /fit/izen, too!

>>38424390
Cardio Man, obviously

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>>38422918
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HAVE I JUST WITNESS?

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>>38423333
>not a high test horse gf
It's like you don't want a mother material wife

>>38424390
Monks of mass

>>38417315
I like all of your shit.

>>38421120
Cringed

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>>38424708
perfect.

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>>38421120

There is so much wrong in that image but what upsets me the most is "otakus". Whoever made that probably goes around saying "animes" and "mangas" too.

>>38421120
Gagged IRL, good job.