>walk into gym >"I took a pill in Ibiza, to show Avicii

fuck off. the song ain't that bad.

>>38414516
Lunk detected

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>>38414442
>get pumped up for heavy set
>approach bar
>grab the bar
>alright here we go
>"RUN RUUUN LOOST BOOYYYYYYYYSSS"
>instantly fail set and snap my shit

>>38414516
urgl I bet you dress like a faggot with tight t-shirts, have a toilet brush haircut and go to magaluf every summer

>>38414525
You don't belong here

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>listen to favorite talk radio show at the gym
>completely tune out gym's radio because it's the same station I hear at work
>never have any problems

>>38414525
>Lunk detected
>implying he wouldn't set off the lunk alarm
Fuck off pussy

Also that song isn't too bad, there are far worse ones that play on gym radios

>>38414558
dumb lunkposter

>>38414572

john and ken

>>38414552
I bet you can't enjoy anything because you're too scared of being le cringe

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>>38414442
>walk into gym
>put my headphones on
>listen to my own music

AND WHEN I FINALLY GOT SOBER FELT 10 YEARS OLDER BUT FUCK IT, IT WAS SOMETHING TO DO

>>38415265
nah I just enjoy non-terrible shit and don't look like a faggot :^)

>>38414552
What is a toilet brush haircut and magaluf?

>>38414552
Fuck off faggot edge lord

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>>38414442
>walk into gym
WHEN NIGHT FALLS
SHE COVERS THE WORD
IMPENETRABLE DARKNESS

>walk into gym

>2011

this starts playing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic

>>38415560
i'm gonna stop you right there and say don't talk shit about CRJ

>>38414516
Only girls like EDM, anon. Are you a girl? Please be my girlfriend.

>>38414552
Go listen ur thrash metal shit then, kiddo.

>>38415796
The opposite of shit music isn't more shit music.

Educate yourself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dl0uFtClAmw

>>38415817
This is probably the best music I have ever heard, I mean whats up with that? do yall cowards even smoke crack?

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>Walk into gym

>If it takes forever, I will wait for you
>For a thousand summers, I will wait for you

>not jammin to death metal while you lift
Faggots

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>>38414442

I thought the song was pretty good, even if it is overplayed as fuck

>mfw my gym plays Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez, Carly Rae, and Katy Parry

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>listen to emo
>takes all the fun out of lifting
At least some of it is pretty energetic and angry, I guess I could listen to skrams

>>38416463
I dont have autism

>>38416463
Sorry but I'm not 15 anymore.

>>38414558
you're a weirdo

>>38416463
>I'm 19 and still haven't lost my virginity

>>38414442
> go to gym > one member of staff at the front desk
> every time I take out my headphones that fucking song is playing

I'm looking at you bodywise

>>38416677
You're a creep

>>38414516
LONDON
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>>38416638
Not 15

>>38416687
Not a virgin

>>38416596
Might have autism

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>>38414442
>walk into gym
>SOME--BODY ONCE TOLD ME

>SOON ILL BE 60 YEARS OLD

>>38417129
this would be cool

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>>38417140
it would be so cool, but it was just a work of fiction. Every fucking day it's
>ONCE I WAS 7 YEARS OLD.
I'm not even American and we still get this crap in our gym