>tfw lifts feel great lately >tfw girls find you attractive

Enjoy it until you realize getting girls isn't really a big deal

>tfw one match a month
>only because i got bored and started swiping everything right

> Claims to be happy
> Uses Verizon

Pick one

>>38396459
I know it's not a big deal. Still feels nice though, you know?

>>38396505
Hahaha it's true, I'm dying out here

>>38396459
>Enjoy it until you realize getting girls isn't really a big deal
kissless virgin here

how do i get a gf?

>>38396467
It'll get better. Post pics? Maybe you just have unflattering photos up!

>>38396439
>community college I'm attending is 70% females
>I'm the fittest guy in my class
>had a couple girls after class asking for my name again
Sucks atm I'm only taken 2 classes on campus and the rest online. Once I don't have to share a car with my sister I'll be hanging at campus all day.
Gonna definitely get laid or something by the end of semester

>>38396439
I feel happy for you.

>>38396439
What the fuck is the point of girls using tinder ? They literally get approached hundred times by different lads every single day on the street or at work or where ever the fuck they are. Is that not enough that they bait lads on phone to talk to them ?

>>38396514
I know that's why I'm saying you should enjoy it while you can, because soon you'll stop caring about it
>>38396533
Talk to girls, make them laugh, tease them and fuck them

>>38396567
>They literally get approached hundred times by different lads every single day on the street or at work or where ever the fuck they are.
I can't speak for everyone but the girls i've dated/fucked on tinder usually don't have much of a social circle or they're the *ugly* ones of her group that nobody likes.
some do go on their for self esteem after their boyfriends dumped them.

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>>38396565
>Gonna definitely get laid or something by the end of semester

>>38396439

>Slept like a baby
>Morning coffee tasted amazing
>Tindering with a thicc french chick and got the number of one nerdy chick
>180 kg squat singles felt easy, got mired by a bunch of dudes (87 bodyweight)
>3 plate sets for working on my form went easy as well
>Now a steak and a glass of wine later
>Dis a good Sunday

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>>38396598
m8 I got this there's more girls here than guys.

I will GET LAID

>short shift changeover
>worked 4 days only 1 day off and 4 more 12 hour shifts

>>38396629
>he doesn't know about the 80-20 rule
lol

>>38396533
read poets to them at mcdonalds then some them ray sipe videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfyrtKqvRT0

>>38396439
>Only have 2 Tinder picks mostly of face because I don't take any pics and they're sly ones from friends
>Still losing weight and lifting
>Don't want to talk to grils until I make it in case I screw up with a qt
Weird kinda feel

>>38396638
??????

>>38396539
It doesn't

>>38396658
>Don't want to talk to grils until I make it in case I screw up with a qt
You do realize that 'making it' is whatever vague arbitrary goal you are trying to achieve and you are just making excuses, right ?

>>38396505
>>38396531


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNvUeMBBk2A

>>38396582
>make them laugh
how?

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>Lost 25 pounds since May from focusing super hard on my diet, 195-170, 5 foot 9
>Did almost no exercise in the past 3 months
>Know I would look swole if I had actually tried to lift
>No motivation, can't force myself to do anything even though we have an in home gym

Help me please, how do I get out of this lazy slump?

>>38396618
FUCKIN STRONK

Good shit bro, sounds fuckin awesome

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>>38396697
I just say obnoxious shit and make fun of them and sometimes of myself

>>38396565
You've got this m8

Looking forward to seeing a post later in the semester about u smashing

>>38396631
Good god... Good luck man, that sounds rough

>>38396439
Post pics nigga. I want to believe I can make it. 13 Kgs to go before I start bulking

>>38396697
tell em about your 1rpm

>>38396697
that all depends on your style of comedy
I'm into dark humor so I'll jokingly say the worse of any situation some girls hate it some girls love it.

Start watching alot of standup comedy specials. it'll rub off soon

>>38396661

The 80-20 rule is a study of tinder that found that 80% of women who use it sleep with the top 20% of men who use it.

Basically if you're not in the top 20% of men you aren't getting laid.

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>hit the club with a few friends
>still wearing the cap I wore all day
>suddenly fattie 3/10 steals cap
>"you can only get it back if you give me your number anon ;^)"
>give my number, get cap back and call her a fat cap stealing whore when she texts me the next day

>next day a 6/10 chick starts chatting me up in the same club
>we dance a little and I suddenly decide to kiss her
>she kisses back and asks for my number
>keeps asking to meet up but I don't really feel like it
I can get used to this. Next up is hitting on actually attractive females

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>>38396740
This is my prof pic-- I'm in pretty good shape, but nothing crazy. (Used to be fairly ripped, but following a really strict diet is less fun than lifting really hard and eating what I like, more or less.)

At the end of the day, the point is to have fun, you know?

>>38396533
good hygiene
get a nice haircut/beard if your face fits it (you can ask your barber about that. it's their job) and some clothes you feel confident with if you don't have it already. listen to others, when you get compliments you did good, when not try something else.
have a (non-creepy) smile on your face when you go outside/be friendly

these are some ground rules that girls even notice you.

when you managed to get into a conversation don't talk about boring stuff. listen to her and ask question. show interest in what she says. say things that pushes the conversation further "yes i know what you mean, something similar happened to me when i... blablabla"
don't disagree with her too much, try to find things you both enjoy and talk about that.

congratulation! you know talking to a girl in a non-autistic way. now it's up to you to get into her pussy.

>>38396833
Putting those fatties in place. Good job

>look pretty attractive
>look borderline retarded on pictures
>can't get into the tinder game.

jdimsa

>>38396853
Solid advice!

>>38396703
Go to the gym a few times. Not even kidding.
I am an unmotivated piece of shit in everything I do, but after going to the gym a few times I just HAD to go more. I almost never skip a workout now and when I do I feel like shit.

Hitting PRs and getting pumped just feels so good.

>>38396867
This. Just making it into the gym is like 70% of the battle. Once you're there, pushing yourself is a lot easier. It's all about momentum!

>>38396853
Good way to get friendzoned hardcorely unless the girl is already into you

>>38396833
What kind of club allows kids with hats inside ?
What kind of dickhead walks around with a hat allday

>>38396622
>shitimbald

kekd

>>38396882
this is how grown ups handle this, kiddo.

>>38396439
2nd one that messaged is blatantly a bot. Why would you introduce your name when it's right there. Good job regardless, though.

>>38396913
So mature getting friendzoned

281 matches? post your tinder pic

>>38396853
>when you managed to get into a conversation
how do i get into conversations? do i just 'go up and say hi'?

>don't talk about boring stuff
i am pretty boring though

>something similar happened to me when
nothing ever happens to me. i don't have friends, so can't tell stories of things that happened to friends either

>>38396850
Hmm not what I was expecting but nice.

>>38396850
>lanklet doing a backflip off a boat in some tropical destination
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38396961
90% of all conversations are opened by women by eye contact. If you got some serious eye contact with a female specimen then go in and say something like: "I noticed that you were looking at me."

This of course does not work if you are not a chad though. The girls won't look at you. So first of all lower your standards.

Then climb up the ladder. Start fucking 3/10 girls till you are confident enough to go for 4/10 and repeat.

>>38396850
I don't want to femanon, since I was just planning on lurking this thread-- but I love this picture a lot, it makes you look like a fun guy. A lot of girls dig the lean look too, I myself am more into thick Klokov-tier bodies but you look great. You've made it breh. I bet you get a lot of qts.

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>>38396948
Posted my tinder prof pic above. This is the 2nd pic on my profile. I'm not spectacular looking by any stretch, but I do alright for myself!

>tfw lifting doesn't cure autism

>>38396935
just for you:

if she don't show interest in you forget about her and find the next one. if she is cool hold her as a friend, maybe she have hot friends. the more people you know the better are the chances to find a gf.

he asked about finding a gf, not about fucking whores! if you are into women that suck your little noodle on the first date i'm ok with that but these are not the type of girls you want as a gf.

>>38397009
>facial hair
>tall
>chad squint
>not spectular looking
see >>38397000

>>38397002
>If you got some serious eye contact with a female specimen
what if i never get eye contact?

every girl i look at is staring at her phone or averts her eyes from me

>>38397009
cmon chad stop playing with my heart

>>38397009
What does your bio say?

>>38397064
There are always girls looking. You should lower your standards first of all. The majority of girls that go clubbing expect to be hit on by guys.

>>38397047
>if you are into women that suck your little noodle on the first date I'm ok with that but these are not the type of girls you want as a GF.
I actually like the girls who fuck me in the first day way more than the ones who play hard to get

>>38396976
Hey thanks! It's kind of cool that everybody you're talking to here is probably different than the way you'd picture them. (I always get curious about that.)

>>38397000
Mirin trips! Also, I'm not nearly as athletic as that backflip makes it look! (I probably backflopped after that pic was taken lol)

>>38397003
Hey thanks a lot! That's really awesome of you to say! Klokov is my Russian lifting waifu so I totally get the appeal of the thicker look.

>>38397051
Ahahahaha Didn't even realize the Chad squint was a thing! Oh god what have I become

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How to get male friends /fit/ ? I can easily get a gf and female friends but men just make me nervous and autistic, I don't know how to interact with other men

>>38397051
Yeah, you are spectacular. Demonstrably you're superior to 99% of men- over 6'2", top 5-10% looks, dark hair, good beard and coiffure with only slight balding broad shouldered and proportionate, and a 9/10 eye area

This all is no surprise

>>38397135
Everyone squints, but you have a great brow and orbital rim that puts your eyes near the epitome of male development

>>38397142
Are you sure you want a gf and not secretly a bf?

>>38397064
Also, make it a habit to look at everyone you pass. This may sound creepy now, but it'll make you learn to be more confident by asserting yourself by not breaking eye contact if they reciprocate, and you will actually notice girls looking at you.

>>38396853
Everithing is ok here

But the
>Dont disagree with Her
Is very very wrong

>>38397192
i've tried this, they just look away immediately

>>38397078
Here's what I wrote out for my bio! It's kind of ridiculous but here it is:

Pros:
- Awesome at parties
- Will befriend your pets
- Tells great jokes
- Taller than you in heels
- Doesn't mind driving on road trips
- Can definitely carry you out of a burning building if need be
- Good listener
- Great at being the big spoon.

Cons:
- We'll need to think of a better story for how we met than "Lol Tinder."
- Will probably make you laugh at inappropriate times with bad jokes
- I sometimes yell during horror movies. (Sorry.)

>>38396887
people whose parents didnt teach them manners and people who are insecure about their balding. mostly the latter

>>38397142
I find I have an easier time making male friends when we have an activity in common. Signing up for a boxing gym/judo/BJJ is a great way to meet some guys you can be bros with! (Added benefit of learning something cool, too.)

Meetup.com can be a cool way to meet dudes with similar interests, too. And if you're working on learning something together, usually conversation will flow pretty naturally!

>>38397262
Good stuff, you sound honest. All that really matters

>>38397009
I will never be attractive as you therefore I will never get as many matches as you.

Feels bad man. My profile pales in comparison

>>38397256
Keep doing it. Nothing to be embarrassed about. They don't know who you are and forget about you 30 seconds later. They won't be lying in bed late at night thinking: "Who the fuck was that guy who looked at me in public transport.".

>>38397029
Lifting can't make you more socially aware, but it can definitely help with confidence! (Not always, but it can!)

If you're nice to people and work hard at everything you do (and occasionally put yourself in uncomfortable situations) you'll have a way better social life eventually!

>>38397262
>>38397262
how to tell great jokes and make people laugh at inappropriate times?

i don't know any jokes and i'm not funny

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>Friends say I look better
>Family supports me and encourage me to lose weight cooking healhty foods.
>Mother wanted to go to the gym now, I pay her suscription and she looks very happy

I feel really good, even if yesterday I ate like a pig I'm doing great progress and having a good circle of friends who encourage me to keep going feels nice.

>That feeling when all your friends are also doing sports and lifting now so they understand when I don't want to eat fat meals.

>>38397262
Cringe/10

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>>38396887
More like a bar desu. It just has a small dance floor.
I was volunteering at said bar all day and was wearing my favorite cap for maximum comfiness :^)
Also, everybody there was 18-21 so I wasn't the only one by far.

>>38397272
>Balding
>At 20
Try again anon

>>38396567
Self esteem boost or to occupy themselves with beta orbiters, so girl are boring and have to hobby so they get bored and as they are social creature they search online for people to talk to.

>>38396692
This.

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>>38396703
Find one thing you enjoy about the gym.
Doesn't even have to be fitness related, maybe there are some cute cardio bunnies, or maybe you like flexing in the mirror, or maybe you really like doing smith machine shrugs, it doesn't matter. As long as you have one thing.

When you're thinking about going to the gym, don't think about what you're gonna do there for your routine, or how much cardio you should do, or any of that. Grab your stuff and put it in your car and think about doing that one thing you like. You're just going to the gym to do that one thing, maybe throw in a quick workout while you're there.

For me at least, getting out the door to the gym is the hardest step. Once I'm there I know I'll have a good workout and enjoy it, but I often find myself overthinking my routine and how much I don't want to do X lift, and it makes me not want to go.

If you don't focus on what you're going to do until you get there, it becomes much easier.

You just have to find one thing. For a lot of people, they go with a mate or two, that's their one thing.

If you're as autistic as I am and go by yourself all the time, then that won't work, but all it takes is one good thing. For me it used to be just seeing myself in the gym lighting after the workout. Now I enjoy certain isolations, and trying to beat my old PRs, as well as flexing in mirrors, gym QTs, etc.

>>38396853
>don't disagree with her too much
Found the beta orbiter or the guy that gets by by his looks.

>>38397319
To make people laugh at jokes, you either need to be easy going and ugly, or easy going and attractive. If you're autistic and inhibited and average to slightly good looking the best you can expect is for people to laugh at your occasional awkward one-liner, or at the worst, laugh uncomfortably at your autism and self-deprecation.


Sean O'pry is an attractive person (one of the most, if not the most) who is awkward and inhibited and isn't a funny or easygoing guy.

The Indian faggot comedian on parks and Rec is an example of an ugly, or in his case, high voiced and baby face Indian, man who gets away with being funny

>>38396439
i tried tinder and got 3 matches in 3 months

>>38397262
9gag/10

>>38396439
>with confidence
Just keep this up senpaitachi

>>38397288
Thanks! I don't want to try and come across as something I'm not, because if you're not being real, people can always tell, eventually.

>>38397294
It's all good Anon, there's someone out there for everyone. There are girls out there who wouldn't give me the time of day because I'm not blonde, or punk rock looking, or whatever their "type" is. Some girl out there is probably gonna think you're the most attractive person they've ever met, and then it won't matter that there are guys that get lots of right swipes on tinder, because you've got your own girl, and that's all that matters.

>>38397319
Honestly, listen to lots of standup comedy. Hearing different styles of humor and storytelling is always great, it'll make long drives go faster, and you can always steal a joke or two to tell people later. It'll also help you learn a little bit about timing and how to deliver a joke. Plus, laughing feels good!

>>38397349
Hahaha Hey, I never claimed I was super smooth. I just wanted to write something that'd be honest about what kind of guy I am, you know?

>>38396867
>>38397394
This is all very helpful, thanks guys

>>38397262
thanks for the 'how to tinder' lesson, handsome and rich faggot.

>>38397444
Imo, you've got a good bio, its light hearted and you get a lot of info out of it, also whats your job?

>>38397444
>There are girls out there who wouldn't give me the time of day
>has 281 tinder matches
this is making me REEEEE so much right now

I'm finding Tinder really stressful to use atm. I'm fine in real life, I'm confident about myself and can make girls laugh.

But on Tinder it's a completely different story. Like girls expect you to be funny and interesting from the very first message. In real life that's fine, especially if you can bounce off each other, but how can I be interesting and hilarious from the very start? When all I have is a few generic pictures and a bio that says "Love to party but also like quiet nights in on the sofa! Love food and travelling! Swipe left if you're just gonna say 'Hi how are you' please".

What am I supposed to do with that? I'd say that's the bios of 90% girls in my area. The other 10% just have their instagram username with no other info.

>>38397407
This is awesome advice!

If you take it easy and don't take yourself too seriously, having fun and being funny will come way more naturally.

And you'll stress less too, I think.

>>38397525
Online dating has and will always be harder, even rejected girls IRL are treated like queens online because of scarcity.

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>>38396459
would you tell a starving child in africa that eating steak and drinking wine every day is overrated?

cuz that's quite literally what you just said

>>38397262
girls like this

once my bio was like:

i'm 9'6"tall, look like a greek god with a 22inch penis. i'm a millionaire and the most funny guy that ever lived.

and ridicilous shit like that and girls liked it.

>>38397516
I'm a personal trainer, but soon I'm gonna go back to school to be a physical therapist. I like helping people improve their bodies. (And often, subsequently, their lives.)

I think it'd be really cool to help gen pop/athletes come back from injuries/feel better and move without pain. Everybody deserves to feel comfortable/at home in their own body.

>>38397546
I'm not a virgin but I agree with this guy

saying 'sex is overrated' is like telling someone with cancer that health is overrated because you gotta go to work or some shit

>>38397557
you should probably add that to your bio, because when i read it, it felt like you were coming on to me hahahaha

>>38397262
I can hear vaginas drying up around the world

>>38397406
i'm over 30years old and married. i don't need to find a gf anymore but this was what i was doing when i was 20-25years old and it worked.

>>38397242
disagreeing with her too much on the first date will make her lose interest. you can tell her that she is a stupid bitch after you had sex. sometimes you need some actor skillz to get laid.

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>tfw each day I get more depressed
>tfw each day I lose more and more motivation
>tfw shit job I hate where I get paid half as much as everyone else I work with
>tfw too pussy to do anything about it
>tfw cripplingly socially retarded and shy
>tfw every second I edge closer and closer to suicide

At least my lifts are going up

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>make eyes with cute waitress
>literally eye fucking me and I'm eye fucking her back
>have it in the bag and will get number
>confident
>with group of friends
>waitress comes to table (she's not our main waitress) to get cups
>"Hey [waitress], do you know Anon. Oh, I thought you did!"
>I freeze up and didn't realize he was wing manning for me
>girl is obviously embarrassed and thinks we're making fun of her
>all of my friends give me shit for not taking the bait
>don't see her for the rest of the evening
>tfw


Damn, now I know. She was fine af with nice petite body and firm ass. It was the first time I can remember a girl being that obvious. All because I smirked at her to begin things off.

Whoa bros

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>>38396439
I got fit and girls keep hitting on me and trying to hook up. Shit sucks because I have really weird intimacy issues and sex always causes me go insane afterwards. I just wanna lift in peace and own a puppy...

>even tren didn't make me enjoy sex

>>38397597
Yeah but see
>>38397009

Proof it's literally all about the face

>>38396935
friendzone is a meme, she just doesn't find you attractive, if you do what the above guy said you will get gf if she is into you. Friendzone is just a code for I'll like you but I don't find you attractive.

>>38397641
Why do all these male feminists look so fucking weird?

I've never seen a single male cuckinist that was fit and didn't have something off about their face, save for some celebrities

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>always hear /fit/ talking about how younger women love men older than them
>pic related happens

You guys have potentially ruined my life, faggots.

>>38397669
why would you want a dumb bitch like that in your life anyway?

also you need to be attractive

>>38397669
Yes as in girls who are 23+ are often interested in men who are in their 30s.

Did you match with a 16yr old you fucking moron?

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>tfw can sense the depression coming back after being fine for nearly a year

hahah i was totally fine guys but now i can slowly feel the walls closing in on me

hahaha i almost killed myself last time i had a depressive episode hahaha

i'm fine hahaha

>>38397659
I'm still thinking that they are feminists Because they look like that.

I'd also throw in
>how boys are handled in schools now
>various medications
>lower T levels than their fathers
>xenoestrogens from their plastic microwavable food they eat due to shitty jobs

If a tiny amount of xenoestrogens running off from farms can cause frogs to start growing vaginas and double sets of genitalia it damn sure can make a man into a baby faced bitch who combined with a world yellin about toxic masculinity is afraid to change it.

>be me last night watching a friends show and giving my support from the audience
>cute older red headed girl sits next to me
>she's clearly alone which is unusual considering how attractive she is
>ask her if she knows anybody in the show
>"yeah that guy right there."
>she points to some schlub
>I ask her how they know each other
>"oh we just live in the same town.."
>weird answer but ok
>keep talking to this girl
>she's leaning over Into me and touching my arm laughing
>getting real DTF vibes
>schlub keeps lookin over
>there's an intermission and I ask her if she wants to talk outside
>she agrees
>outside, I ask her if she just wants to say fuck it and go to my house 10 minutes away
>she says "uhm haha sure"
>get her in my car and start driving
>finally trade names
>she's on her phone texting someone
>I ask her if I'm "boring you or something" while putting my hand on her thigh
>she says nope and opens her legs up a little
>before we get to my house this girl is biting and licking my ear, feels my chest, and rubbing my cock through my sweats
>take her into my room and eat her pussy and ass like an absolute madman
>choking her as I fuck her
>fish hooking her mouth from behind
>spreading her tight little butt while she works my dick from on top
>ask her where to cum and she says inside her
>push her on her back and bury my dick as deep inside her as Possible and grip
her throat telling her to look at me while I cum inside her
>balls drained I loosen my grip and roll off
>both just laying there
>look at my phone and realize we can still make the rest of the show
>get dressed and go back
>we trade numbers on the ride
>after the show I hang with my friend who was in it
>ask him what the story was with the schlub and her
>apparently they've been In a relationship for over a year
>texting her as we speak about how fucking disgusting last night was


girls are scary man. no remorse

>>38397714
Just do what I do, you'll either feel great long enough to pass the down phase or die tryin.

>lots of coke/pwo and see if you can blow your heart out deadlifting.

Works errytime i slip out of my mania to sadtown.

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>>38397714

HAHAHAH LIFE IS GOOD

IT FEELS SO GOOD TO >TFW NO GF
I LOVE BEING LONELY

LMAO MY LIFE LOL XD

>>38397152
F A G G O T
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>>38396742

>>38397729
wew lad
reading shit like this is scary

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old fuck buddy was hanging out with 2 of her 7/10 girlfriends and they were trying to call me to get me to take my shirt off. I'm not even that fit yet.Feels good m8.

>>38397784
idk if sarcasm but my friend was realy shocked when I told what had happened. he said she's being showing up to their shows for him every Saturday for months. goes against my morals but I'm too desperate so I'll probably keep this going.

>>38397729
> implying any of this happened

>>38397729
kek, so she was texting her bf while you were touching her thighs.

The BF must know.

>>38397641
I feel you

>>38397729
You were talking during a loud concert?

What did you talk about to make her laugh?

>>38397799
This is what making it looks like.

>>38397843
>keeping it on with an established cheater
There's an ocean of pussy in the world even if all you want is her pussy and nothing else. Stay away from drama.

>>38397853
I suppose so. I still haven't asked her about him after I found out they were dating and she hasnt brought him up again either, so as far as I'm concerned she thinks that I still believe he's just some "guy that lives in the same town." lol. whether or not she was texting him I have no clue. but it was during the intermission so it's very possible.

>>38397846
stay mad

>>38397873
Where did you get loud concert from? What kind of a concert has a freakin interval? Was obviously a play or something

Woman are nothing more than slam pieces, you can drop at any time, and find another. Once you realise this, you'll be happier, and be able to approch with confidence.
>>Knowing you'll lie through your teeth to get your needs.

Apart from your mother of course, who is a lovely lady.

>>38397876
Getting drunk texts from an ex?

>>38397899
> talking during a play instead of enjoying the performance

>>38397873
>>38397899
I said show cause I didn't want to look like a faggot but my friend does amateur wrestling like WWE stuff. he's actualy really good but she was so out of place in the crowd because of how attractive she was. and her boyfriend was the ref lol. it was actually really hot in the venue so we were bullshiting about how hot it was and commenting on how bad the show was in general. just random observational small talk.

>>38397897
eh. we live in two different towns. she only came down for the show so if anything it's shaping up like an every weekend at my place thing.

>>38397905

I have a friend who's like this. But I can visibly see that this lifestyle makes him unhappy. All the lying, manipulating, and following his dick makes him hate himself. But he cant stop doing it. Nor is he able to commit to a girl, ever.

Shit tier advice bro. Real happiness lies in finding a soulmate, somebody to build an intimate bond with, to share your life with. Only pussies take the way u described there, because opening your heart to somebody leaves you vulnerable to get fucked.

>>38397943
post a pic of her body plox.

Also, do not ever go down on her, unless you like another mans spunk.

>>38397965
I only met her like 18 hours ago so truthfully I have zero pics. face or anything. I've never been one to put someone on blast like that though.

>>38397944
Prepare to get fucked then /fit/anon.

>>38397985
what does "someone on blast mean"?

>>38397943
Wait. So your buddy who was one of the wrasslers knows the refs personal life and that he's been with the redhead for over a year?
Have I been reading bullshit?

>>38397932
Meh not really an ex, some girl who likes to fuck and fuck other people with me. She's a great wingman actually.

I've known her on and off for a few years, but now she describes me as fit to her friends(Since I got fit these past 2 years) and they react to that.

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>Work
>Everyone's fat.
>Except this one chic. Naming her Kacy.
>Female dominated
>Only three other guys besides myself.
>All the women there are catty
>Annoying
>Lazy
>Self absorbed
>Think they're hot shit just because they have tits from being so fat.
>But Kacy
>You can tell she lifts
>Modest
>Never wears revealing clothes
>Cute outfits doe.
>Petite, beautiful face
>Always does her work on time
>Stays out of drama.
>Can cook
>Has the personality of a bro
>Can bantz like the rest of em.
>Accidentally found out she browses /pol/ when I was sitting behind her and glanced at her phone.

How do I approach this /fit/??

>>38398003
disrespect I guess?

>>38398003
>>38398028
Calling them out for their bullshit.

In this case, calling this girl out for cheating on her bf.

>>38398028
kk

>>38398026
man, make it clear you want her, thats IMO your best bet.

>>38398025
>have a pimp girl who brings herself and her bitches on a plate for you
wew lad share your secrets

>>38398026
fiction/10
I bet you're from /pol/ too

>>38398051
3xf daydreaming

>>38398020
nah man. first off my buddy is basically the number two guy at the venue. he helps book the shows and everything and has been in the business for the better part of the decade. but its like a really small independent venue. they have maybe like 3 refs and one re will do a whole show. but I'm not sure the actual extent of their relationship lol just repeating what I heard. when I asked him "yo who was the ref" and he right away gave me his name and stuff then I mentioned "girl I was sitting next to knew him" and he was like "oh yeah she comes all the time theyve been together for a while." then I told him I fucked her and he was like holy shit.

>>38398043
It's hard. She's very reserved in terms of anything. I hardly know anything about her but you're probably right. I hope she isn't in a relationship already. She doesn't talk about herself at all so it's hard gauge.

>>38398102
if she lifts then use that as common ground, don't bring up 4chan.......ever.

>>38398091
ok now that makes sense. Still though, if I were you I'd be careful. You said that he looked over, right? He might follow up on that with her. But you're an adult so whatever

>>38397546
I didn't say it is overrated, I said you get used to it and won't have that ego boost and good feeling

>>38397711
She is 17. I'm 19.

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>>38396439
I used to look like a nu-male until I found faith in the piano man

>bocce ball delts (omw to bowling balls)
>joocy ass
>cantaloupe calves (and i'm not asian!!!)

DYELs at my gym have started attaching themselves to me like in pic related

Matching with high test g00ks left and right on tinder and bumble

>>38398142
She's a moron. Move on.

>>38398122
yeah it was funny cause I was also sitting with two other of my guy friends on the other side of me and we thought the ref kept looking at us initially like wtf why is this dude looking at us so much. then we realized it was because of her. I mean, no more offense to the guy then I already have but he was like an older dude and just totally fat and gross. idk how. he landed that girl. when I was talking to my friend we played with the idea that maybe he was actualy autistic and just lies about the true nature of their relationship in the locker room to see cool. the phrase "we live in the same town" was like so fucking funny to me. she didn't even say she was his friend. it was so odd

how do u find out if ur gf has had a one night stand?

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>>38396622
nice anon. did you pull?

>>38398051
Find an adventurous bisexual female, fuck her a lot, then ask her to be your wingman(also helps if you're good at sex/fit).
Obviously if you're a beta autist those women would never dream of it.

It's kind of weird but my older sister did the same thing with her boyfriend and girlfriends, he wasn't fit or even attractive. You just need to find the right girl and threesomes/orgies become a real thing.

>>38397142
>tow when i'm the complete opposite

get a long with guys well and make friends easily, but when it comes to qt's I become full autismo

>>38398252
Ask her.

>>38396539
I'm dyel, dont have pics of myself and got like 5 matches and 2 wrote back, telling me they're away and not giving out a number

>>38397799
>I'm not even that fit
post pic

>>38396853
also, last but certainly not least
>dont be ugly

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>just got new job at the gym
>finally able to move out
>finally pushed past most recent plateau
>waifu pillow came in the mail
>able to turn down women because I'm not a money burning retard

Life's pretty good.

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>>38398321
6'1 87kg

>>38396863
That's what I thought before I was redpilled. Even if you are actually above average looking, you have to be tall, social and well over 80th percentile in looks to get matches

>80 ish pounds down from starting weight
>lightest I have ever weighed since probably 6th grade
>friends tell me I'm looking good and better
>still have zero connection with females
>don't even have my fat funny charm to talk to girls and make them laugh

this isn't how I thought it would be

>>38398267
>threesomes/orgies become a real thing
sure bud

>>38398102
Tell her you think that the world would be a better place without niggers.

>>38398439
How else would they happen?

>>38396439
>>38396850
>>38397009
>>38397135
>>38397262
>>38397444
this guy is the perfect proof it's ALL about looks.
You can be witty as much as you want and all that pua shit, but if you dont have a nice face and overall physique there is no way you're getting more than a used up 5/10.
and that's in the US, where girls are 1000 times more whore-y

>>38398294
She will freak out if I do.

>>38398464
YES YES THIS WE ARE REDPILLED
WHY EVEN TRY WHEN ITS ALL ABOUT THE FACE HEIGHT AND FRAME, LETS JUST FAP TO PORN TOGETHER AND CRY ABOUT FUCKING WHORES

>>38398490
>Not masturbating to porn so your brain stops thinking women are worth it

M8 women are what ruined civilizations.

>>38398490
WE WORK ALL DAY AND WE CRY ALL NIGHT WE'RE HEAVY HEARTED KEKADOOS

I'm 20 and my dick doesn't even work inexplicably

never really got into social media. had a Facebook but deleted it like 5 years ago. is tinder and the like really useful? I have like zero problem talking to girls in public. the idea of meeting someone online and texting them until you meet sounds really odd to me. I love talking to girls in person.

>>38398474

Why do you want a gf that freaks out over such a simple question? You afraid of her, bro?

>>38398550
You aren't building any civilization even if you remained a virgin for 200 years

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>>38398563
It's like it just decided that 5000 orgasms and 50,000 erections age 11-20 was enough for one lifetime, my testosterone levels are even above average. My brain is cucked

>>38398474
>>38398586
she wouldn't admit it anyway. what anon should do is give me or another bro her number and we will ask her and see if the bitch is willing to stray in the process. what do say man? are you confident that she won't be drooling over another man's cock?

>>38398599
no porn, no fap, lots of cardio

you're fine.

his face is not really 10/10 like some faggots on here are talking, he is not ugly but not model tier
he has just nice pics, fitting haircut/beard, decent clothes and a decent physique
you can work on all that you lazy faggots but it wont come to you if you only sit at home and complain about chads on the internet

>>38398627
He's probably been samefagging this whole thread fucking psycho.

>>38398464
Lmao, in Slavland when you're kind and manly enough, you can score on 8/10 countryside chicks. You only can't be a fat fuck and uninteresting.
Being good at dancing helps, and showing that you can have fun without getting shitfaced gives a lot of points.

Seriously, be charming enough and you can make up for lack of looks. You just can't look borderline retarded or like a mongoloid.

Western women are whores that want the cream of the crop of men, so that's not really a good thing.

>Just finished first power lifting program
>Only took 1 month and 3 days
>Bench went up 10lb, squat went up 30lb, deads went up 30lb
>And lost 6lbs of weight over that month
>feels good man

>>38398609
i mean thers gotta be a way to indirectly ask

You know you've made it when you're asked at least once a week if you're on roids

>>38397749
>le depression memes
fuck off seriously

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>>38398464
>>38398627
OP here-- Crazy to see where my good feels thread went!

I don't want dudes to see this thread and how I am today and get discouraged. So I'll share an old pic from when I was younger!

Look at that kid. That was me. I was not cool, by any stretch. I was a skinny, awkward dude with a jewfro and piss-poor posture. (I got tall and didn't want anyone paying attention to me, so I slouched HARD.)

I was so scared of girls, guys. I wasn't proud of myself. I didn't even like myself that much.

And I wasn't happy. So, I went to work. I read up on lifting. I started learning about postural correctives. I got a new haircut, and started dressing better. I asked my friends for help. I tried.

That's the big thing I changed. I tried. I was always a nice dude, but I tried to be better. And you know what happened? People noticed. And they helped me. And it worked.

Whatever you start out with, the important thing is that you do your best with it. I'm a lot happier now, but I worked hard to get here.

I had a lot of shitty years, and awkward encounters, and rejections. But I didn't let myself get bitter. I just kept going.

And now it's Sunday, and I feel good, and I want to share that with you guys, because I want all of you to believe you can make it, too.

Don't assume you're fucked because you're short, or fat, or skinny, or awkward. If you do your best and you're good to the people in your life, you'll be okay.

>>38398003
I might be on the wrong site holy shit

u gotta find what facial hair and hairstyle suits ur face then you gonna be a qt

something happened while on vacation this week.

>haven't seen family in a while
>in the pool with older sis
>she comments how big I got and shit
>wraps around me and just float around
>talking about time spent apart
>that night we share bed
>sister kept pressing her ass against my cock.
>I didn't really know what to do but I was hard
>just started pushing back
>eventually just grinding on her ass through our clothes
>dick slides under her pussy between her legs
>mfw heavy breathing ensues and I bust

and.. there's more...

>>38398842
Don't go down that road bro, it will just fuck up your family.

>>38396779
fuck you and your studies im GONNA GET LAID

>>38398842
post pic

>>38398854
we made out like pretty intimately.... I fucked up and idk what I'm feeling.

>>38398842
now you have my attention breh

>>38398822
thanks OP, a lot of people only see the end result not the journey.

>>38396779
back to /r9k/ fgt

>>38398893
ok

>get up and change boxer briefs
>sister rolls over and just watching me
>I go change in the bathroom
>come back and lay next to her
>just looking at each other
>she's wearing a white tank with no bra admittedly looks so fucking good
>I'm so nervous at this point like wtf did we do
>she nestles into me with her arm a over my chest
>still nothing is said
>I stroke her hair and head and arm and waist
>she looks up at me and right at my lips
>like that look that a girl gives you to just make a fucking move already
>so I fucking did and we just made out so slow and her lips bros they were so soft

I'm so fucked. I love her

>>38398985
U r a sick man

>>38398985
There is no stronger love than a love between man and his sister. Don't be ashamed

>>38398985
How do people do this lol

>>38396565
>tfw live in SoCal where everyone is fit and tall
>I don't stand out and no girls talk to me in class
M-maybe when my next semester starts on Monday things will change.

>>38398985
post more, just know however, you could potentially destroy your family and you need to find out if your sister has some previous history that has fucked her up, also how old is she and you?

>>38399020
make up stories? it's easy when you're delusional

>>38398985
kek

>>38399031
the story might be fake or not but what I know is my boner is real

>>38399031
theres a lot of people that fuck inside their family, not too crazy desu.

>>38399022
I'm 24, she's 26

>>38398985
post pics of your sister at least.

>>38399054
is this the first time this has happened? why now? does she have a bf? has she commented why she is dong this?

>>38398842
>>38398985
How's the weather down south, Cletus?

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>>38396439
>was fat in highschool, never got girls
>finally got my shit together senior year, started lifting
>moved into college on wednesday
> made out with three different girls since then

baby steps bros. I feel like i'm finally getting somewhere.

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Three years ago i was blown up in Afghanistan and lost one of my best friends, the next month my mother died and my girlfriend left me a couple of months after i left the Army, i couldnt find a job and was depressed for months.

Fast forward three years and i have a new woman, a german shepherd, a well paid job and lots of family around all the time, spent the weekend walking up mountains and camped overnight with the misses and the dog, feels comfy man, also completed first triathlon two weeks ago.

Now posting on /fit/ while drinking coffee whilst it's raining outside, comfy mate.

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>was always chubby, dressed badly, girls were turned off completely
>first year at uni go down a few stone and slim down a lot
>all of a sudden i pull a girl every time i go clubbing
>dont even talk to them once they add me on fb

won't be long before i can talk to them without the alcohol

>>38398490
>YES YES THIS WE ARE REDPILLED
>WHY EVEN TRY WHEN ITS ALL ABOUT THE FACE HEIGHT AND FRAME, LETS JUST FAP TO PORN TOGETHER AND CRY ABOUT FUCKING WHORES

The redpill isn't about giving up, the redpill is understanding how things work so we can come better players of the game.

MGOTW are the giving up faggots.

>>38398026
don't shit were you eat faggot.

>>38399067
I haven't seen her in like 4 years. we used to be close but never intimate. well from her end at least. when I was in high school we talked about sex ad stuff and regrettably I used to get semi hard and walk around in my underwear around her. this was the first time I've seen her since I've been back cause she lives on her own and we all just met up for vacation. I was in college across the country and I was kind of weird and didn't really ever come home.

the last thing that happened is se told me to come hang out at her place. I moved back in with my parents so I would gladly take her up on it. talked about moving in with her too.

but then all that happened so I'm like idk wtf to do

>>38396618
Routine?

>>38397659
I'm a feminist and also attractive and well-adjusted. Not gonna post a pic but this is an opinion that gets kicked around in an echo chamber. You probably only know people who are 'feminists' because they want to get laid. I'm a feminist because I am concerned w being a theoretically self-consistent communist

>>38399152
has anything happened to her during this time? also obviously don't move in with her, don't tell anyone else about this, but do talk to her and tell her this shit is not on, that even if you are both aroused its a terrible idea.

How old were you when talked about sex ed?

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>weigh just over 2pl8
>squat almost 7pl8
>bench almost 4 and a halfpl8
>deadlift 7 and a halfpl8
>decent academic profession
>swole af and natty
>people like me in general and wonder why i dont have a gf
>people flock around me at work and in the gym
>no diseases or problems
>max out my right swipes on tinder for over 2 weeks
>1 match, a 5/10
>uninstall tinder yesterday because it makes me feel like shit
anyone have any helium coupons?

>>38396565
dude if they're asking for your name after class you should be getting laid tomorrow. What are you doing?

>>38396439
I wish I was into low inhibition white whores like these instead of stuck up flat chested azn girls :^(

Life would be a lot easier

>>38399212
how long have you been lifting? post your body those stats are great.

>>38399078
Good shit! That's how it starts

>>38399181
17 and 19

I mean her like fiancé BF but not technically engaged cheated on her and they broke up 6ish months ago. kinda why we did the whole vacation. cause wasn't doing great.

I wasn't gonna tell anyone but I feel like she and I have something there. like I was to sleep with her for sure. and I want to hold her naked in my arms and I'm just so fucking fucked idk man. idk how this happened

>>38397444
>nice dude
>handsome dude
>rich dude
>he got trips
how should i kill myself?

>>38399234
have you ducked an other girls?

>>38396439
That's cool but finding happiness in being able to flirt is kinda cringey. Anyone can do it unless you're insecure or ugly

>>38396467
You need to step up your selfie game. Let king Kylie teach you

>>38399247
yeah and I've dated one. I did fine In college. I've never like loved anyone though. didn't think it was possible. but when we were laying there and I was just holding her I thought I could fucking die happy. idk why. just everything about her. soft white skin, raven black hair. FUCK!!

>>38398299
Not having pictures of yourself is an automatic led swipe desu

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>>38399232
obviously I dont have a 6pack but im not really fat and I definitely look like I lift in clothes

>>38399266
and I have been lifting since september 20th 2010, forgot to write that

>>38399261
look, your attraction to her will one day fade, the shit you do will live with you forever, i don't know how to help you, but at least post pics bro. need to know what you find so good.

>>38399266
Get a fucking haircut faggot.

>>38399266
Im no good at these things, but i would say leave strength training for awhile and focus on aesthetics, lose bf% get down to 12% and I'm sure you will overall look far better.

>>38399118
Thanks for your service, Anon.

Your life sounds fucking amazing now, and you really deserve it. I'm glad for you.

>>38399298
Im not really interested in that, honestly. I'm an athlete and its been going really well for me in competition lately. Aesthetics are not important for me at all

Being sad everyone "nope"s me on tinder is nowhere close as sad I would be about my lifts stagnating

>>38399170
>not going to post a pic
How convenient lmao

>tfw 30 year old kissless virgin
>see all these posts of guys making it
when will it be my turn?

>>38399266
Dude! You look YUGE!

>>38399266
Height?

>>38399345
184 cm
6feet and change

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>>38399332
Hire some hookers you fuck.

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>spending last two weeks of summer vacay with family, being fed and cared after
>lifts slowly going up
>found some new songs to listen to
>finally getting around to watching evangelion for the first time

life is p good atm tbqhwy senpai

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>all these people saying 80/20 rule is real
Pic related is me, I'm a 7/10 at best but I got probably 40 decent looking matches in the past two weeks. Just have happy looking photos (with other people helps) and have a cute profile description. Too bad I can't capitalize this because I am sick of women now. Fuck the depression might be coming back lads.

>>38399251
Yeah, I'm the OP. I was pretty insecure for a long time. I'm a lot happier/more confident now, and it shows.

I'm not happy I can flirt, so much as I'm happy that I like who I am enough to do it. That might be a little cringey, but I'm okay with that. (My life's had enough cringe that I'm fairly desensitized at this point!)

>>38399320
Cheers man, if anyone is ever struggling i hope they know that bad times don't last forever.

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college just started, girl in 2 of my classes. I was already jerking it to her before I even met her because I looked up the name in facebook. I had about 1 or 2 targets in each class.

>>38399332
Half your life is over so probably never if you continue to sit around and do nothing.

>>38399359
Not bad. but yeah you look like you need a haircut, the manbun isn't really suiting on you. Face wise it's hard to tell since it isn't too visible but that's what most people look at.

>>38399332
Your day will come Anon!

I really don't like taking pictures of my self, so I don't have good pictures for on tinder and shit. You just need to make good pictures. Even if you're ugly you'll get matches.

>>38399386
Cum on her pictures and send them to her. Girls are flattered by this.

>>38398391
You're not as funny because you're more self conscious and you're constantly noticing your own body. Chill out.

>>38398842
My dick hasn't worked spontaneously during the day in several weeks but I just sprouted a boner reading this

>>38398490
I dont know what The Matrix has to do with anything.
You're dumb

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>>38398367
>waifu pillow came in the mail
>able to turn down women because I'm not a money burning retard

>>38398464
What the Fuck are you talking about? The other chadanon is almost dead on in his women baiting game. Consider what his face and profile are offering:

1. Face, frame, height is acceptable high quality material
2. Tropical back flip off boat pic suggests wealth and success

At this point, most tinderellas, being far more insecure than your average mentally well adjusted woman, are feeling threatened. Despite the fact they are physically attracted, mentally they're thinking "oh man, this guy probably just wants to fuck and leave me like the smooth talking Chad he must be. I'm probably too fat / ugly to compete with all the sluts, better swipe left to avoid getting hurt"

Then they read his profile and think "hmm yes, this guy is a beta fag Brian (look at his hahas), I think I stand a chance to wrap him around my finger and show him off to that stupid whore Stacey, that ought to make her good and jealous" while rubbing her hands together a most Jewish manner. Then, feeling confident, she swipes right on the chadanon.

>>38398654
Too bad in Italy most chicks are uggos, the really hot ones are vapid whores and every single qt is permanently in a relationship
>>38398822
yeah some people have good genetics and discover they had a handsome face under the fat/bad haircuts/acne
Some other people are not as fortunate
I know it's difficult to see my point of view because you dont live in my reality every day, as I cant even dream of getting even a fucking date from tinder

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>>38399391
>but yeah you look like you need a haircut, the manbun isn't really suiting on you.
idk I dont think you could say so based on what youve seen
people say it suits me

>Face wise it's hard to tell since it isn't too visible but that's what most people look at.
I'm ugly, obviously

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>>38398822
I hope every single of your Tinder match knock on your door in the morning, one by one, daily, in a loop.
Thanks for the thread, OP.

>webm oppositely related

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>>38399078
fuck you
>>38399121
>stones
every time

>>38396439
>some chick wants to fuck me a lot
>tells me she got the sniffles but still wants to do it
>i'm a med student and i don't wanna catch shit thats gonna kill some poor lady in the hospital

i'm at a crossroads you guys

>>38399264
I meant I only have a handful, they're acceptable but dont have any other.
Dont have any doing any sport or liftin, not that I would have any muscle to show off
>>38399332
never

>>38396565
>girls running after him
>shit posting on 4chan
Pick one

>>38397262
So I need to be reddit cringe tier to attract roasties?

>>38399469
Just post your face. You have nothing to lose.

>>38399468
>Too bad in Italy most chicks are uggos, the really hot ones are vapid whores and every single qt is permanently in a relationship
Sounds like everywhere. The single qt are almost always either psychos or boring.

>>38396439
I highly doubt it op

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>>38399524

>started fasting once a week
>no longer any trouble adhering to my new diet
>got over sugar addiction
>low carb means less bloating
>lost ten pounds
>uni starts next week
>final year and have a 3.7 GPA

good feels all around

>>38396853
>listen to her and ask question. show interest in what she says.

Literally the most difficult part

>>38399543
Definitely potential. I really think if you lost weight you could have a more defined cheek and look better overall. Right now you look like a chinese sumo wrestler.

>>38399373
7/10 IS the 85th percentile, jackass

And again, social, tall and well dressed

>>38399560
rude

>>38396697
>>38396742

SAVAGE

>>38399373
Holy shit what the fuck is wrong with your eyes bro

>>38396866
It's the same old pasta
>le fucking haircut
>le hygiene
Serioulsy do you autistic fucks commend yourself for doing what every human (besides indians) does every day?

>>38399266
>start putting together a Bane costume for Halloween
>get the impressions down
>memorize the lines
>put your hands on bitches' shoulders and say the lines
>collect as many qts as you can doing this
>put them all in one room when you think it's enough
>plow all of them in one sitting

>rinse repeat with nerd cons

>>38399564
>social
Spend most of my time inside playing video or what not, I only do social stuff for work events or the rare time when my few friends want to do something
>tall
If 5'11 is tall for you
>well-dressed
I'm not /fit/ yet (180 lbs probably 20% bf) so I'm unwilling to get actually good fitting clothes. Most of my clothes are too baggy to look good. Anyways none of these matters because I'm sick of stupid, vapid whores. I wish I had the motivation to talk to some of these girls

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>>38399170
>I'm a feminist
>Not gonna post a pic

gee I wonder why

>>38397262
>normies on 4chan
Don't you have better things to do? Like fucking girls, making money and just generally being so happy

>>38399130
The redpill is whatever arbitrary bullshit sad nerds consider the 'truth'

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>>38399031
lmao.

>>38396779
Yeah wheres your source

>>38399251
>that's cool but improving yourself is le cringe
please return to reddit where you belong

>>38399266
natty?

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>be last night
>schoolmate from years and years ago is back in town with his daughter, visiting parents, having a party and going to watch the fight
>friend invites me to go, I'm a little hesitant since I wasn't really apart of their social group all those years ago
>I go and I have a blast, catch up on everyone from back in high school, talk to schoolmates dad and network for possibly a high paying gig after I finish grad school
>we take a group picture at the end of the night, everyone keeps telling me I look like a model in all of the photos
>jacked as fuck friend (has 415 bench, 505 deadlift) who I haven't seen in years tells me I should seriously go into modeling
>I humbly brush off all their compliments

I think this might be my year lads. Keep up the good work everyone.

>>38399513
did u already fuck if u did then u can turn it down

>>38396779
3 things

1.Did they actually track who slept with who? Because women will readily admit to sleeping with "the top 20%" of men and even turning down relatively high value men for the ego boost, but will never admit to getting her ovaries re-arranged by some 30+ year old builtfat guy who charmed her with a joke and a big dick.


2.How do you measure the "top 20%" of men? And who measures that.


3.Why should I care about a study that's retarded on every level.

>>38399469
why do people get so attached to their sub par choices? no one irl is going to say that your hair looks like shit. the people here are going to be completely honest because they don't give a shit about you and aren't blinded by the fact that you lift.

>>38399822
>3.Why should I care about a study that's retarded on every level.
Then why did you ask the first two questions?

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/chad/ here

>>38399729
>i'm too dumb to use google
http://www.girlsaskguys.com/sexual-behavior/a22977-girls-on-tinder-do-smash-a-lot

>>38396853
actually solid advice. girls want someone to listen to them, no matter how inane their conversation is. try to listen actively too, don't just go "uh huh, uh huh"

>>38399787
>>38399212

>>38399829
I have honest people in my life m8
honest people who have seen me with short hair

>>38396729
>I just say obnoxious shit and make fun of them and sometimes of myself
This is literally me I just act like such a cartoon character type asshole they find it funny and make excuses for me when I act like a dick to me

>>38399768
I take you're ugly

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/fit/, what does it mean if I can get average/slightly above average girls chasing after me, but not the really hot ones? Admittedly, I don't really take care of myself outside of lifting.

>builtfat
>no sense of fashion
>shitty job
>don't pay attention to my skincare routine


does this mean that, if I got my shit together, I have the potential to get hotter girls chasing after me? I'm tired of average girls. Pic unrelated.

>>38399382
Then it's good. Hope you can make it, happy Sunday funday

>>38399212
Because its all about the face
Also you are probably too big, most girls dont like that roid look. A skinny guy with visible abs is more desirable than a 100kg guy to the majority of girls

>>38398822
Dude, you're way too good for this site. You're so fucking nice and inspiring, why are you here?

>>38399971
>most girls dont like that roid look
except for my traps I dont look very roidy. Im not very veiny, I dont have that disgusting roidy skin or roid proportions

>>38399914
it means you're average/ slightly above average, fuccboi

>>38400078
ya but can't I improve my aesthetics?

>>38400086
sure, you admitted yourself that you dont pay much attention to yourself besides lifting. Learning how to dress/proper hygiene goes a long way

good luck in your journey brother

>>38400105
ayyy thanks brah

>>38399543
do you always look that smug while squatting?

>>38398822
"Redpillers" absolutely, incorrigibly BTFO. How can they ever recover from such an assravaging?

>>38397411
kek

>>38400171
no its from a clip where someone said something funny right as I was racking the weight

he asked for face I figured a pic with a smile was a good idea

>>38399848
>tfw my name is mike
N-no bully pls

>>38400285
thinking you squat 7pl8 smugly is much better

>>38397009
living life on very easy mode.

How do I into tinder? I already do the obvious easy shit like haircut, hygeine, clothes, etc. Just hit the barber yesterday so my hair is good, and I trimmer my facial hair last night. Got a bit of chunk on me that I carry pretty well, but I'm lifting and cutting regardless. I know you're supposed to not use selfies and to not use too many group photos unless it shows you with attractive women, but anything beyond that? I haven't ever really been into the casual sex scene or social media so I'm out of my element.

The problem is I don't really use normiebook. I go on like once a year, haven't updated my anything on it in years, and generally don't give a fuck about social media. So do I just upload some photos to it now, or do I upload the pictures to tinder? Does tinder show my real name and shit so that some psycho bitch could find me?

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>>38399921
Thanks bud! Cool of you to say!

>>38399979
Dude, I've been here since the days of Tinytrip and Quad. Zyzz was still alive and posting when I first arrived here. I'm not too good for this board: I'm from this board! I'm glad my good feel thread might've inspired some dudes this Sunday! Sometimes we get too bogged down in Bullshit like height and bone structure. I want everyone to feel a little better.

>>38400201
I understand the redpill mentality, but I don't agree with all of it. Saying you can deal with all women one way isn't realistic, in my experience so far. People in general (male and female) are drawn to kindness, altruism and happiness. If you're having fun, other people will want to join in. I don't think there's anything more alpha than having a good time and helping people around you to feel better.

---

Anyhow, I've got to head out, so here's the last picture I'm gonna post today. It's just one of me and my girlfriend that I just took. (We've been reading this thread together.) As you can see, I'm not model good looking, or some kind of alpha male with killer bone structure or whatever. I'm just a dude on 4chan who lifts weights, like all of you. I used to be pretty awkward, now I'm a little less awkward.

I just keep tinder around because it's interesting seeing who I'd match with if I was single. Sometimes she and I sit together playing "Hot or Not" on the app! It's fun, but you can't take any of this stuff too seriously.

I hope you all keep posting good feels on this thread till it's full. You all kick ass, and I'm happy I get to shitpost and share Bullshit fitness memes with you here.

Be well guys, we're all gonna make it!

>>38400596
redpill is just a buzzword

>People in general (male and female) are drawn to kindness, altruism and happiness
HAHA

Dude, I'm happy for you and all, but be aware of your personal biases

>>38399914
This looks like a photo of a tall girl that was squished in MSpaint to make it look like she's thicc

>>38400744
U see thru th lies