Hey /fit/, what's the strangest thing you've ever seen

>>38395688
pics or it didn't happen :^)

>>38395702
I don't bring my phone when running to the gym. It makes my shorts flop around awkwardly.

>>38395824
why not just cycle buddy

>>38395688
a lanklet doing curls in the squat rack
going to cable machine doing curls
yes curls
and going back to squat doing
you're right
curls

>>38395893
I value my testicles.

A guy doing shrugs with the shoulder press machine

>>38395898
3 faggy twinks spending 90% of the time preening and flexing their nonexistent muscles and doing curls with ridiculously small weights in the manner you described with an unbearable delusional smug look on their twinky faces.

>>38395924
same here
2 days ago a dude was doing curls on every machine possible
flexing in the mirror and going back to curls

fuckin hell

>>38395688
Have any of you /fit/izens ever fell asleep cuddled up with a bro? If yes, were you in your underwear?

>>38395893
i just bmx to my gym and grind on the dyel faggots. my dick gets hard every time

>>38395943
meant for>>38395899

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>>38395932
I have that one gay swole dude that speaks in the fruitiest lisp. He always chats up the qt cardiobunnies and he never fails to makes them laugh.

I don't know how he does it, he's a natural born cardiobunny-whisperer.

>>38395992
>one gay swole dude
>don't know how he makes girls laugh

Because they aren't threatened or weirded out by him because he fucks men. To them, hes essentially a woman that is strong as fuck

the strange cunt who used to use a barbell like it was darth mauls lightsaber and like spin it around and shit

walked in on him doing it once and he stopped pretty quickly

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In the past when I've gotten to the gym somebodies put whatevers supposed to keep the weight on the barbells on the smith machine instead, I don't know what they're called, pic related

>>38396263
They're called 'barbell spring clip collars.'

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>>38396320
Thanks anon

>>38396524
You're welcome sweetie! :* <3

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>>38396108
How do I threaten a qt cardiobunny into consensual sex?

>>38395688
I'll take 'Things that never happened' for $200, please.

>be noob
>go to gym
>see 5'8 180 pound guy training with a 6'3 260 pound guy
>theyre working together moving around the same weight
>actually the 5'8 guy was stronger and tall guy burnt out fast