This guy walks up to your girl at the bar and slaps her

Take away his weed.

snap his skinny ass in half and do bicep curls with him

Ask him to slap my ass. N-no homo.

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>>38387475
Hit him in the head with a beer bottle
>mfw I live in a non-cucked stand your ground state

tell him that you're also vegan

>no homo

>>38387475
I would need a girl first

hes dyel so im pretty sure i can kick his skinny ass, wouldnt even survive a punch

>>38387475
throw a can of monster at him

I'm 6'4 250pounds and been lifing for seven years. It wouldn't be a problem to slap this motherfucker up.

>>38387475
Shoot him

>>38387475
He looks autistic so I wouldn't need to do anything.

>>38387475
>decent traps and abs
>skips arm day
ya this isnt even halfway good bait

>>38387475
Kick his outside leg. Both Diaz brothers fight with their lead foot toed inwards and are subsequently vulnerable to outside low kicks. These often off balance them and leave them with a lag time on a return or follow up. The 'leg jabs' of Carlos Condit weren't hurting anyone but they did give him time to run around to the other side of the cage while Nick Diaz regained his footing. Similarly, Nate was thrown off his feet by low kicks from Benson Henderson, Donald Cerrone and Rafael dos Anjos.

>>38387475
this is nate diaz

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>>38387583
Only correct answer. He seems like the type of guy that wouldn't be bothered by a beer bottle to the head. No matter how hard you hit him, he would just stand there and then probably kill you. I was always afraid of crazy fuckers.

It's the same with drunk drivers, no matter how hard they destroy their car, they will survive it.

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>>38387488
>>38387494
>>38387527
>>38387564
>>38387567
>>38387576
>>38387583
>>38387606
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>>38387619
where im from, people like you tend to get slapped

>>38387647
Patrick Baitman is my man crush.

>>38387567
Fuck it, throw 2 cans of monster on him!

This dude would smoke the bags off most niggers in under a minute. Not one of you faggots would last teo rounds, especially if lifting is your retort.

>>38387619
>tips fedora
>gets ktfo

>>38387567
That will only make him stronger

>>38387726
>>38387567
CONOR CONOR DON'T FUCKING- CONOR

>>38387567
You'd get armbarred son.

>>38387475
i throw a glove in his face and tell him we will meet tomorrow, when the sun stays the highest, outside of the salloon to deal with it like true gentleman.

>>38387475
What bodyfat % is he ?

>>38387475
Send him to Afghanistan.

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>>38387475
YOU'LL DO NUTIN

>>38387475
>pull out my gun, twirl it
>spin around
>point gun at him
>"it's twelve o clock
>shoot gun

>>38387475
provoc him, he punch me first, no matter if I win or loose the fight, he will have issue with justice as he's a professional fighter and i probably wont

Tap out

>>38387475
Palm strike to throat
Wack side of temple
Kick to groin
Wild right hook

>>38388284
>he blocks it and puts you in a guillottine

>>38387576
Kek. If course you'd beat up a professional fighter using your weights experience.

>>38387619
Make sure you give your play by play loudly in a crowded bar or something during the fight today man. People need to know how enlightened you are.

>>38387475
The same answer to every single one of this threads:
SLAP HIS ASS

That will teach him a lesson of how it feels like when women are objectified.

>>38387475

Hi UFC (TM) Viral Marketing Department!

How are you today?

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>>38388137
lmao

>>38387475
>punch him in the stomach
>knee to the face
>turn him around
>bend him over
>fuck him in the ass
>slap his ass while fucking him

no homo tho

>>38388252

OI DONT GIVE A FUK EEDA

>>38387475

Sip my drink and watch my wife tear his arm off and violate his rectal sphincter with the wet end.

>>38388252
>He hired all his friends

Is conor autism?

>>38388480

Fucking lel'd.
Never change /fit/.

Fix his posture by telling him about rows/ facepulls and upperback- involving movements

>>38390448
this

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I'd do nuting

I don't go to bars.

>>38390692
Here we go
Thread ruined

>>38390692
LENNY LENNY BLADES SO SKINNY, LEAVE THIS PLACE YOU LATLESS NINNY

>>38390692
>>38390709
LENNY LENNY BLADES SO SKINNY, LEAVE THIS PLACE YOU LATLESS NINNY

>>38390709

LENNY LENNY BLADES SO SKINNY, LEAVE THIS PLACE YOU LATLESS NINNY

I'm just here for the retards that call nate diaz skinny and that they would punch him

>>38387475
6 warning shots

>>38387475
>bringing your girl to a bar

Ultimate kek

Leave her at home while you pick up new hos

>>38390692
LENNY LENNY BLADES SO SKINNY, LEAVE THIS PLACE YOU LATLESS NINNY

>>38390692
LENNY LENNY BLADES SO SKINNY, LEAVE THIS PLACE YOU LATLESS NINNY

>>38390692
LENNY LENNY BLADES SO SKINNY, LEAVE THIS PLACE YOU LATLESS NINNY

>>38387475
Would be nice to know ny girl so i would know who she is.

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>>38390709
LENNY LENNY BLADES SO SKINNY, LEAVE THIS PLACE YOU LATLESS NINNY

>>38387475
Pull my concealed and shoot him. I live in Texas, I'm white and he's dark skinned. The liberals would lose their minds as I walked away scott-free.

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>>38391089
>Someone slaps your girlfriends ass,
>Drunk, possibly doing stupid things in his life,
>The answer is to shoot him and kill this other person instead of telling him to simply fuck off or hell, even punching him.
>Insecure enough that i need to carry a gun everywhere i go cause
>MAH GUNS
>MAH LIBURTEH
>MAH MERICA


You're whats wrong with the world,

>>38388363
He'd probably just be like "hahaa I feel you dog" and babbble some shit about how he's "still winning" while he wanders off to find his friend that chiefed his joint from him. Seems like a chill dude desu. When not engaged in Irish chicanery with that mudmouthed potato eater.

>>38390692
LENNY LENNY BLADES SO SKINNY, LEAVE THIS PLACE YOU LATLESS NINNY

I'd punch him hard enough to wind him, then show him why combat sports have weight classes by raping him in the ass.

>>38387475
>jokes on him, I never had a gf

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>>38387540
HE'S VEGAN???

this is stockton homie

>>38391284
Let me guess, you voted remain? :^)

>>38387475
Tell him that Stockton is fucking garbage.

>>38392784
Couldnt do shit without a gun. Maybe he pulls it first and shoots you, then?

>>38387475
Looks mexican, so is inevitably a 5'6 / 135 lb turd. I'm not worried

>>38391284
try to settle down there Sweden, Ahmedd doesn't like it when you tighten up too much

>>38388253
I keked

>>38387619
Conor, is that you?

>>38390692
LENNY LENNY BLADES SO SKINNY, LEAVE THIS PLACE YOU LATLESS NINNY

>>38390692
LENNY LENNY BLADES SO SKINNY, LEAVE THIS PLACE YOU LATLESS NINNY

>>38387475
Lose a split decision

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participate in a rigged fight

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>>38393179
Nate made bank and will make bank again in the 3rd. Not the biggest travesty

>What do you do?
Engage him in casual conversation
while my gf goes out to the car
to fetch her escrima-sticks
with which she then beats
a drum solo on his melon.

>>38387475
use bat baseball to smash his face becouse i know he is elite mma fighter and i can lose i i don't like to lose

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>>38387475

YOULL DOO FOOKIN NUTTIN YE?

>>38391089
Yeah that actually wouldn't happen as that wouldn't be self defense.

>>38391089
You can't kill someone who slaps someone else's ass you stupid redneck. You would most definitely go to prison for that.