ITT: Zyzz thread Post mirin stories, any sickkunt transformations,

Cringe worthy shit for nerds stuck in 2010

>>38253238
Oh fuark, is that Ray William Johnson?

>>38253248
never gonna make it

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Fuark

>>38253254
Whatever man keep masturbating over old zyzz pictures and spouting cringe worthy meme phrases
LE GONNA MAKE IT XD SICK KUNT !

>>38253248
Lmao u mad brah

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He lifts forever on Mount Brolympus

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>>38253238
Toasting in this bread to pay respects to the kunt that got me into lifting

How many girls did he fuck?

>>38253408
Honesty I have no idea. He must have been slaying though. Imagine how dope it would be to be best bros with a guy like Zyzz

>died when 22
>used steroids with no real knowledge
>shit form and shit lifts
>biggest achievement: fucking sluts at raves and being a stripper, alternatively creating a cringe worthy 'culture' that bastardized bodybuilding
>lived with his parents
>broke as fuck
>shit physique at the end of his life
>only followed by sad nerds

>>38253443
>Sauna'd until failure

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>>38253443
Lmao u mad. Your friendless virgin DYEL skinnyfat insecurities are showing

>>38253443
>still talked about 5 years after death.

>>38253443
Show us your physique bro.

>>38253443
Post a pic then. And your age

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>>38253500
>>38253526

>>38253553
Cool now let's see that physique lad.

>>38253408
All of them

>>38253553
Hahaha you're a pathetic skinnyfat

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Zyzz is the main reason I started lifting. Used to be a weak 130 lbs a year and a half ago. Now I'm up to 160ish. My plan is to bulk up to bear mode then cut.

How do I look so far? Any areas I should focus on a bit more? Not flexing, this was right after this morning's session. 5'7 but whatever.

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>be 16 year old chubster
>introduced to Zyzz from friend on Youtube
>inner dragons awakened when seeing Zyzz video
>now 21 and dont think Zyzz build is as impressive anymore.
>still lift to Zyzz music to embrace the old days

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPYFc37aeus

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>>38253564
>>38253606
Zyzzlets mad as fuck, keep spouting memes and being cringe worthy all around. I'm sure saying FUARK XD SICK KUNT will result in many gains for you and girls will just flock to you !
This fucking zyzzlets I swear, make sure you follow your idols path and die young, woulnd't be a SICK KUNT without it

>>38253625
IMO cut now man. But do it slowly and try and get down to about 140-145. Don't get too caught up focussing on certain parts at this point and time, focus on overall growth and bettering your diet. Throw some cardio in too

>>38253636
Same here man. Imagine if he stayed alive and kept making gains. 5 years is a long time and he would've been aesthetic as fuaaark

>>38253625
you just look fat ngl, I'm sure you're strong but ffs cut

>>38253625
you are beer mode, not bear mode. try lifting something other than your fork.

did zyzz post on /fit/?

>>38253696
I'm pretty sure yeah. Honestly I wasn't on 4chan at that time but there's a screen caps of him on 4chan

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>>38253676

Yup. His Youtube channel would've probably blown up at this point.

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>>38253696

>>38253654
All talk, no walk, you's just a little bitch

>>38253676
Imagine your father didn't die when you were young

>>38253696
Yeah he did, that's why he got famous in the first place, bcuz of 4chan. Good old days when 4chan had some power on the internets.
He even answered to my post once ;_;
It was something like "lmao" but still, it was an honor ;_;

>>38253745
Lolwut. Is this a joke that Zyzz was my dad? Cause I wouldn't refuse them sweet genetics if I had the opportunity

>>38253768
You lucky bastard. How did it feel for the king of aesthetics to laugh at your joke?

>>38253796
Didn't think of it much at the time, he was just another tripfag to me. Now I'm pissed that I don't even remember what he was lmao'ing at

>>38253662
>>38253677

I don't care about looking fat, though. I plan on cutting after I reach a certain point in strength. Is that bad?

>>38253774
It's a joke because only fatherless people follow zyzz shit

>>38253443
"Haters gonna hate"

U mad he's been dead 5 years and there's still no one with a better overall physique? Hard to face reality isn't it.

>>38253827
Yes. Because then you get too fat and then your cuts become long and miserable as you realise how little muscle you packed in. Keep it moderate and just cut now

>>38253839
Man that sounds like you just pulled that out your ass

>>38253854
>U mad he's been dead 5 years and there's still no one with a better overall physique?
Oh man you really believe this ? Holy fuck hahaha

>roiding for ottermode

>EDM
Neck yourself for using that term but okay
Not the objective best, but my personal favourite dnb LP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAawXHLGtWw

>>38253905
No I believe sculpting for aesthetic purpose. Show me some examples, don't just end with a stupid response, autists baka.

>>38253916
>an hour of the same shit
lol, sounds like some arcade video game shit

>>38253888
Also checkum

Is this a you cringe you lose thread?

>>38253926
Any physique competitor looks better than zyzz.
If you are talking about meme instagram lifters, I would say Jon Skywalker looks way better and is taller

>>38253946
All physique competitors look the same, hence them being indistinguishable besides Ulisses, Greg Plitt, Steven Cook etc.....

Jeff Seid looks better than Jon skywalker aesthetically aswell, do you even have eyes for perfection?

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>>38253931
Anybody else think chestbrah is a huge fag? His only reason for staying relevant is milking cash from Zyzz' legacy and the whole "shavershian genetics huehuehue I'm Zyzz brother huehuehue".
Can't fucking stand Said

>>38253946
Jon Skywalker does look better but only because he's had time to lift longer. Zyzz had way better genetics hands down. If Zyzz had the same time to make gains as Jonno did then Zyzz would fuck him up

>>38253990
This.

Accept reality faggots, God genetics are what they are.

>>38253854
Who is Jeff Seid

He died bathing in a sauna from a fucking heart attack because of all the steroids he took.
In Pattaya of all places aswell. It's fucking laughable.

>>38254004
Mostly roids though

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i think that he started with roids at 5th pic

>>38253990
Jon have been liftin for like 3 years

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>>38253977
Said has nothing going for him other than that. Before his brother started gymming with him, Said had one friend (Babo) and was a kissless virgin socially awkward uni student.

He lived through his more socialy adept younger brother, and still does.

>>38254163
Lol he didn't even die inside the sauna. Steroids don't "kill" you
People hated him for being famous
He was poisoned with bunk party drugs

>>38254192
Lol you're fuckin high

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>>38254239
Exactly. His room was robbed (laptop and money taken) after he died. He was just another farang that they killed for his money.

>>38254187
>tfw a bit bigger than pic 4

I'm never getting a nice body without roids...

>>38254317
Pic 6 is achievable natty (Zyzz didn't, but most could). And that's god-like to normies.

>>38254337
I'd say that'd be there natty limit

>>38254337
Yeah, I should just suck it up and work harder. 6 is still better than 99% of people

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>>38254162
A natty Zyzz

>>38254239
>>38254281
He had a congenital heart defect senpaitachi.

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>>38253443
>died when 22
>tfw old as Zyzz in his prime and still a kissless virgin neet

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>>38253696
Lurk more

>>38254505
And you think his mother (a cardiologist) wouldn't see it? Come on, that's the weakest excuse there is. He may have had a weak heart from steroid abuse, but I doubt the birth defect rumour.

>>38254502
he was bigger than today in this picture isn't he?
he is one of the worst on olympia this year lol

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>>38254676
He's pretty joocy rn, but yeah, no way he's big enough to compete with Buendia.

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>>38254647
Do you not understand what "congenital" means? Short of exploratory diagnostic imaging (which no one who isn't suspected of heart issues gets) or possibly an extremely detailed genetic analysis, there's no way to identify this kind of thing- especially if he didn't have a heart murmur or any previous cardiac symptoms.

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>>38254728
He had breathing problems by 2011. Zyzz noticed this himself. Yet his mother said nothing., seems like an awfully parent.

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Bumping bread of da gawddZ

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WoW 24/7 feels. I remeber being this skinny from neglecting food too lol.

>>38254880
where did u find this pic, ive never seen it before

>>38254880
DYEL as fuck. I've seen better physiques in CBT threads

>>38254977
From another Zyzz thread. I'd love to know Chestbrahs opinion on this, but he doesn't answer his Instagram dm's.

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>>38254999
That's 2009. By 2011 he was a god.

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>>38255013
I got banned from /r/zyzz for posting that lmao

>>38254502
Jeff pls go

>>38253248
U MAD?

>>38253238
His body is tight man. Fuarrkkk. Forever mirin

>>38255013
Where did you get this

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>>38253497
Because he's a meme. No one takes him seriously.

>>38253408
All girls

>>38255065
Search "zyzz dick pic". Someone links the imgur on a fitness forum in the first link.

>>38255083
And a few Thai ladyboys

>>38253916
Yes yes hold tight all the junglist massiv. About time DnB got some respect on this fucking board. Andy C triple drop right when I'm struggling is the business.

>>38253928
Fuck off you pleb

>>38254092
FUUUAAARRRRRKKKK

>>38254162
Joff pls go

>>38255013
>Dick hangs lower than balls

Still mirin tho
No homo

>>38255025
Dat jawline

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>>38253238
Overrated

>>38254901
Where's the difference between C5 and 7?

>>38253295
yea ik man im sick of people saying things what don't affect me even if it motivates them

>>38255300
Bigger and more vascular.

>>38254728
Congenital just means that you're born with it, you fucking retard.

>>38255300
more vascular
tighter muscles
slightly bigger overall
its just hard to notice bc diferent poses, lighting and shit

>>38254647
>>38254728

Err, he knew about it. He just chose to ignore it.

I greatly admire what the guy achieved, a bit of a hero of mine if I'm honest, but my god he was an idiot.

Heart defect, weight loss drugs, de-hydrated, coke/pills/etc, summer in Thailand, sauna. He might as well have blindfolded himself and walked out onto a busy freeway.

Also, don't get why he hid the roids thing for so long. He's THE prime example of why roids work, why you can start them sooner rather than later, and the fact they don't turn you into Rich Piana.

Even the fact he died goes in favor of using roids, because the true story shows he DIDN'T die from using them, a good kick in the teeth for the fucking morons who still say "he deid from using roidz lolz!".

>>38255216
Err, isn't that a good thing? If your balls hang lower than your dick you've either got a stupidly elastic ballsack, or a tiny dick.

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i am reporting on irc every little fag that talks shit about Zyzz without posting timestamped pics
show yourselves you fat cunts

Zyzz was what we all should aspire to be one day, you won't be forgotten

>>38256806
I'm in the same boat as you anon. I initially thought everyones package was structured with the dick lower than the balls until the whole wealthy panini thing came up.

>>38257217
The whole what?

I'll have to Google that one..

Nope, googled it, still no idea what you're on about.

>>38257262
Rich Piana talking about how steroids shrink your balls. And thus causing people's dick to hang lower than their balls. I thought that was naturally how dick n balls were but apparently not

Why are Zyzzfags so insecure about people insulting their roiding idol?

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I lift for Zyzz, because I know he'd lift for me.

rip zyzz. the brah who inspired me to start lifting and stop being a sad cunt

>>38259845
That's what this shits about brah. Good on you man, we're all gonna make it brahs

Zyzz , the king of fit. Son of Zeus himself, brother of Hercules and father of aesthetics.


Rest in peace, bro. Neve4 forget

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWp6cz2-gx4

>>38260794
we're all gonna make it brah

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who should play him in inevitable biopic?

>>38253553
I feel embarrassed for his non-existent soul. I will include in my own will for my friends to desecrate/destroy my grave if it ever looks like a cheesy yearbook page. The worst part is that grave probably cost thousands.

>Ever being this fit

REV UP THOSE HEART FAILURES

>>38253238
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>>38260932
He was Turkish. Not Indian you dumb faggot.

>>38260932
Fuck off faggot, I'm /pol/ as fuck but I can still mire a sick cunt when I see one

>>38253676
I'm glad he died when he did, in time. Before he started blowing out of proportion from getting bigger that's what made him so aesthetic because if he were any bigger he would look worse.

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>>38261330
True, he began to get too blocky in his lust to become "arnold mode" (he mentioned this on facebook when in Thailand)

>>38260945
He is Armenian.

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>>38260932
He was a """white""" (skin colour, not race) Armenian before tanning. Not indian by any means.

>>38261532
He is Arab.

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>>38261549
Both parents born and raised in Armenia. Explain how he is Arab?

>>38261566
Real shame this shitskin saunagremlin's parents didn't get culled in the Armenian genocide.

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>>38261580
They ran to Russia to avoid it, and then moved to Straya.

Still not a shitskin. He's probably whiter than you.

>>38261587
Bilzarian, Kardashian, Shavershian. All uppity niggers who flex on social media.
Forever Mirin' tho

Could've sworn he said he was 100% kurdish on fb tho

>>38260871
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2030779/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t9

>>38261655
Kurdish in race, Armenian in country of origin, although Zyzz was actually born in Moscow, only his brother and parents are truly Armenian.

>>38261658
Lol? Maybe for the youg Zyzz. Old Zyzz needs to be a 9/10.

I don't care if I get called names, I find Zyzz to be very inspiring and I will always strive to be as sick as he was

>>38261721
You shouldn't strive for a weak heart anon.

>>38261733
I can't argue with those dubs m8

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Bumping zee why zee zee bread.

Who is zyzz?

>>38253768
He was a miscer u beta phaggot

>>38260794
We're all gonna make it brah

>>38261330
It's the Dave Chappelle effect, only with actual death instead of nope'ing out to Africa. His legacy will now be forever preserved at his peak instead of some alternate reality where he lives and destroys it.

>>38262813
This is Zyzz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdBoybKnzZw
Basically a guy who got shredded and preached this sort of lifestyle/"revolution" to all the dyels in the world. A lot of people were charmed, that video has 10 million hits.