So this literally just happened >arrive at train station

nice blog post

srsly though, everyone gets approach anxiety, only way to make it better is facing ur fears

>>38227542

Sweet blog bro, how do I subscribe?

>>38227561
This is what i tell myself everyime too

Face your fears!!!!

But somehow everytime the same happens and chicken out

>>38227608
Paypal me €30 ill post an interesting story every 2nd day

What did you have to lose? If she rejected you, you would probably never see her again. The people on the bus laughing at you? People don't laugh at guys taking initiative. Even when the outcome is rejection. Most guys don't have the balls to approach in confined public settings like that.

>>38227678
She lives in the same town
We live in a small place in sure ill see her again

Next time i will ask it

>>38227618
happens to the best of us

just kidding you're a pussy and even dyels can approach girls what the fuck is wrong with u LMAO

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>>38227828
>tfw ohp 2 plate for 3 strict
>cant even ask a girl out whos literally staring at me

How do I end this suffering

>>38227542
Lol

>>38227542
let me retell that story from her perspective

>be at train station
>notice some 3/10 skinnyfat dyel faggot staring at me the whole time
>he keeps flexing "his muscles" and looking over at me
>I bet he wants to ask me for my number, I really hope he doesn't, he can't stop staring
>train arrives, thank god my boyfriend is there
>he won't stop looking at me this is awkward as fuck
>thank god he walked away

>>38227878
LOL FUCKING MANLETS WHEN WILL THEY EVER LEARN? THAT FUCKING IPHONE LOOKS LIKE A LEGIT IPAD PRO HOW TALL ARE YOU EVEN 5'1"?

>>38227542
m8 I think her liking you was all in your head
why would she drop her bf for some random she met on a train

stop being delusional and quit the porn

>>38228122
I barely looked at her m8
I was 2 seats behind her and she kept turning around her head and watching the glass next to her to look behind

>>38228140
Im 6'0 bro
Perspective, what is that?

>>38228165
>delusion

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Just a reminder that 9/10s or 10/10 in greentext stories are 7s at the very best.
You people are always overestimating attractiveness

>>38228155
Quit the porn? I dont even watch pron anymore but what has it to do with that

>>38228197
If sho then why the fuck was she nervous and give her bf a really forced awkward hug while looking in my eyes god damn it

>>38228155
You were obviously scaring her you fucking creep. She was legitimately checking for her safety

>>38228213
>>38228165

>>38228210
Maybe you are fucking creppy.

What is the most likely scenario out of the two:
>9/10 (with a boyfriend) stares at ugly skinnyfat guy on train
>delusion

>>38228165
>I barely looked at her m8
>but I noticed all the times she "stared" at me

>>38228210
because you probably freaked her the fuck out.

>>38228201
because porn has too many scenes where the guy just gets to fuck the girl no questions asked just by "being in the right place"

Unless she locked eyes with you for 5 seconds+
you were being creepy

>>38228232
The bf was a solid 5/10 btw
Nerdy type with a gay ass chinese 50cc moped mayne

Did i really scare her

>>38228200
i disagree. i'd say in their eyes the girl is truly a 9/10 or 10/10. what i'm saying is i don't necessarily agree and probably would not agree with their ratings. the average girl is attractive to the majority of guys. whereas i find the average to be really ugly.

>>38228257
>The bf was a solid 5/10
Post picture please

If you did scare her, it was in the "psycho-rapist-homeless-man" way.

>>38228257
you seem to know a lot for someone who "barely looked"

>>38228282
Picture of him or me?

>>38228200
Just as 98 % of all "mirin stories" are delusional bullshit.

>female cashier talked to me guys
>she totally wants my dick amirite XD

OP, I'm gonna be honest with you now.
I used to think a lot of girls were checking me out and hinting me to approach them until I got friends and realised they were all thinking plenty of chicks were randomly checking them out and hinting them to make a move. That was when I was being near them and noticed absolutely nothing from said females.
What I'm saying is, it's possible your loneliness and desire for her has let your mind to delude you into believing even the most innocent actions she had done had something to do with attraction towards you.

That said, I try to be more aware but I always enjoy a bus ride with a qt I have deluded myself into believing she's into me so the ride can pass nicely with this little romance

>>38228289
I just notice things fast and remember them

Maybe in too intellectual and smart for this board

>>38228197
this is a very normal thing for girls to do. you, anon, are either ugly or lack self-awareness. girls do this to me on the regular so i believe op's angle. at work it's more common because you build up the relationship and the more distant female co-workers tend to act more slutty.

let's just get this straight so you can stop being a retard about this. Any 9/10 chick who is actually 9/10, if she sees someone she is attracted to will do more than just stare. A 9/10 has the world on a platter, they're not afraid of anything. She would have winked at you and given you the international blow job gesture in front of her boyfriend because she knows she can.

You were probably staring holes into the back of her head and she noticed every time she glanced your way you were giving her the creep eyes to the point she started fearing for her safety.

>>38228298
You, obviously. Did you take a fucking picture of the boyfriend?

Yeah , man. When you are walking down the street do you think about all those people staring at you from the passing by cars?

>>38228319
I know I'm ugly, I don't delude myself like most of this board. Even though things like this DO happen, I doubt a 9/10 (literally model tier) couldn't stop looking at some skinnyfat loser.

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>>38228330
This thread gets better and better

>>38228328
>she would give you the international blowjob gesture next to her BF

Jesus christ where do you live, in an episode of Jersey Shore? Get the fuck out cookiecutter porn addict

>>38228328
>let's just get this straight so you can stop being a retard about this. Any 9/10 chick who is actually 9/10, if she sees someone she is attracted to will do more than just stare.
disagree completely. also this generalization is making you more inaccurate.

>A 9/10 has the world on a platter, they're not afraid of anything.
disagree completely.

>She would have winked at you and given you the international blow job gesture in front of her boyfriend because she knows she can.
disagree.

>You were probably staring holes into the back of her head and she noticed every time she glanced your way you were giving her the creep eyes to the point she started fearing for her safety.
this is her anxiety. this is her reality then. therefore she does fear things. but i have to disagree with this as well. op's story sounds very accurate. it also sounds like (you) don't have interactions like this on a regular basis.

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>>38228346
Where did you get the information im a skinnyfat loser? Are you autistic and assume everyone who isnt you is below you?

>>38228392
You post on /fit. It's not far fetched to think you're a loser; stastically speaking the chance is very high.

And post a picture of your fucking face, fatass.

>>38228392
You look dyel desu, but not bad

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>>38228313
>Maybe in too intellectual and smart for this board

>>38228346
but a 9/10 is so different in everyone's eyes. let's say... kim kardashian is a 9/10 in most guys eyes. to me she is a 5, at best, in all honesty.

i assume "model tier" means like a runway type? or maybe victoria's secret?
a girl who is "model tier" won't always come off as a high rating.

not only that but beauty is whoever is in control of the money.

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>>38228165

>>38228392
Spic confirmed

>>38228412
if he cut down he wouldn't be dyel. he looks like an average hobby weightlifter.

Only on fucking /fit/ people take somebody looking at them for a sec. "mirin"

Okay so even if what you say its true. do you really wanna fool time with some chick who flirts with some autist from /fit/ when she has a boyfriend?

>>38228448
That's because lifting for autistic beta fucks makes them so fucking vain

>>38228411
Im not going to post my face
What are you, a creep?

>>38228418
kim isn't a goddess or anything but 5 is overly harsh for a chick with symmetrical, angular features and those delicious tna

>>38228418
Yes, a lot of beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

By model tier, I mean someone who can live solely off their appearence (eg: Kim Kardashian).

You don't think it's unlike a person of that standard, would be staring at OP - despite him being below average.

>>38228491
I'm not the one creeping out a girl at a train station.

>>38228494
>kim
>good thna

Get out my man she is absolutely disgusting

>>38228494
too much makeup, i can't stand implants and stuff like that, excessive spending on beauty and preservation, the way she carries herself in public, and personality that goes along with that stuff. meh.

>>38228495
i'd say it is more unlikely for those females to stare at an average guy. but there are many variables. what the average guy looks like and what he might be about / associate himself with can be that much more or less of a turn on. vise versa for the opposite gender.

it's also about how we carry ourselves and the environment. i mean there are so many variables not just look. and sometimes it depends on the female's mood. sometimes we want others we are checking out, to know we are checking them out. this implies we want receptive attention, but doesn't necessarily mean we want people talking to us.

example from an earlier sentence: i'm not attracted to cutesy pudgey weak-looking soft weeaboo type girls. yet most guys are VERY attracted to them. it's because i hold a judgement as to what they might be like based on their look. therefore the approach, interaction, and sex of it all comes into mind and i'd rather have someone else.

>>38228729
The way most women who are highlighted by medica represent themselves is disgusting

People in my class go crazy KIM KARDASHIAN BRO YOU DONT LIKE HER ASS? WHAT ARE YOU GAY??

To me kim and her whole family is straight up attention whoring to the literal with soul killing implants and fake body parts which look just funny and childish to me

>>38227542
after you miss enough opportunities, youll start to seize them. Then once something comes out of one, youll be addicted.

>>38228962
Experienced , bro? Sounds like u went through my phase many times

>>38227608
This meme is horrible.

>>38228935
i've been in the same boat and understand that completely.

most men do not and get insecure and try and flip shit on you.

>>38229064
OP, who do you think you're fooling?

>>38227542
>asking for a girl's number in public transportation

????

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>>38229064
Anyone who sees her as an idol (i know girls who do) or anyone who finds her attractive usually lose my respect towards them

Tend to be dumb empty people after all

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>>38229124
Whats wrong with that

>>38229124
>not realizing you can get numbers and get hit on everywhere.
are you 16?

>>38228140
If it was an iPad that would just make him bigger genius.

>>38228140
he looks at least 5'7" in the pic

>>38229533
Im 6'0 bro

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>>38229565

>>38229587
I dont expect you to believe me friendo it doesnt change a thing :-^)

>>38227618
I went out the other week with a friend and he helped me get over my approach anxiety.

First girl said no to a dance.

Second girl was all over me when I asked for a dance and I got her number, just take the first step Anon.

The worst is she says no and you have like a few seconds of embarrassment. Then you get on with the rest of your life and the next chick.

Good luck Anon.

>>38228165
hahahah i fucking lost it mane.
im in tears

>>38229496
LOL! Hearty kek

>>38229637
Why the fuck are people laughing this isnt supposed to be a humor thread

I really dont think i creeped her out cmon im not that delusional

>>38228982
>>>/tumblr/

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>>38228330
Fuuuuckk, this thread is gold.

>>38227542
devops mother fucker

if it's not meant to be it's not meant to be

stop workin at it and chill motherfucker

either comes to u or ur like zyzz in a piggy bank

just killin urself over dumb shit

>>38229675
Man, you're a creep, I'm not sure if you do realise that, do you ?

>>38229690
Is that a good mentality to have man?

If its meant to be its ment to be

Kind of makes you stop trying , if its meant to be then whatever.. Sounds silly

>>38229124
There is literally no place you can't ask a girl for her number if done correctly.

>>38229742
he's saying about this one (delusional) instance. Stop going over it in your head, it's passed already and there's nothing you can do about it. You can't go back in time and change the outcome.

>>38229755
>funeral
>emergency room
>prison

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>>38227542
There was once a girl I really wanted to talk to at the park I run at , every sunday she showed up at 9;30am to walk her big ass dog, everytime I would run by her and she would give me a big smile like she was miring , it took me weeks to get the courage to finally approach her . when I did , i introduced myself and I tripped over every word but dammit I did it , I talked to her.I started to be real alpha like and told her that I look forward to sunday just so I can see her face haha, I then said so do you always come up here every sunday , she said yeah , I come here on sundays to walk the dog , and my BOYFRIEND walks him on saturdays ,I was like fuck me this bitch gots a BF , well at least you talked to her and I was proud of myself , I started to get comfortable and less worried since I knew I didnt have a chance with her any longer so I decided to go ahead a give the dog a nice little pet on the head , MFW it jumped on me and ripped my headphones out of my ears , ripped my shirt and knocked me over , fucking dog fucked me up pretty bad , spilled my spagetti all over the place , tried to downplay the fact that I just got the shit fucked out of me by this dog , "said "oh I desrved that haha I must of startled him haha" , she was constantly apologizing and all I could think of was how the fuck to get out of , here , so I just said well see ya around and walked off with my shirt torn and my headphones dragging on the ground behind me , i never go to that park anymore

>>38229791
>being in prison
>with the opposite gender

Are you 12

Op only reason people are givng you shit is becauae youre a big guy and NO ONE has the balls o put up their picture.

>>38229795
Lmao
Thats unfortunate mate

why isnt hiroshimoot preventing r9kbots from posting on fit if they have posted r9k in the last hour? fucking hell...
>this ride will never end

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>tfw I got more looks while otter mode with bad hair compared to now 3 years lifting at 8% bf and good hair, tan, and tight v necks

>>38229825
I think so too
Why does every thread I make always turn into a mock OP thread his story must be false hes a lying skinnyfat bald manlet!!1!

Never change

>>38227542
You skipped the part where chad punches you in the balls and hits your spaghetti ejector.

>>38229888
Majority of fit dont lift and just come here to shitpost. I dont even lift.

>>38229888
because a majority of the time it actually is an autismal OP thinking he's hot shit when in actuality he was freaking out some 5/10 on a train.

Mirin stories, even though they may be lies, are all that keep some of us going.

Why do so many of you want to take away that motivation, and have less people make it? Scooby is turning his grave.

>>38229953
Lol
Majority yes
But take me as an example
I am an intellectually superior human being and my story unlike 95% of you is real deal

>On my way to the pool
>Go down the subway
>Notice a qt3.14 coming from the other way
>She's looking at me with a spaghetti-filled smile
>Smile back akwardly, whatever, am on my way to the pool
>Pass the garrots to get further in, she passes them to leave the station
>Go down, take right to get to the nose of the train when it'll get there
>Stop midway, remember I need to get to the tail because the exit will be closer on that particular station I'm getting off at
>Turn around
>Cross path with the spaghetti girl
>What the fuck, whatever, maybe she got off at the wrong station
>Go near the tail-ending
>Eventually look around
>She's a little further behind me
>Caughtyoumirin'.jpg
>Train arrive, enter
>She follow behind me even though she was already in front of a door to get to the next wagon
>I'm legit creeped out at this point
>I keep catching her maran'
>She get off at the next station
>Should've probably approached her and talked with her but was on my way to meet friends and go to the pool anyway
>Still wonder if I met a real-life watamote even today
That was last winter. I wasn't as well 'built' as I am now but I had a way better self-confidence so maybe I looked overall better from it.

>>38229984
>I am an intellectually superior human being
100% evidence of the opposite being true. You're also so retarded you couldn't understand what this anon was saying >>38229690

>>38230041
Cool down nerd just messing around
Cant comprehend sarcasm can you ?

Have any of you ever tried just beeing yourselves?

>>38227542
You're prolly just fantasizing. You prolly were creeping her the fuck out by staring at her. Avert your eyes perv!

>>38229795
Shit that's hilarious, not trying to be a dick though. You tried man, you can pat yourself on the back for that. Keep on trying though m8

>>38230162
Can you read the thread? I did not stare at all just looked for split second now and then

Jesus do you guys even go outside

>>38230054
>It w-was just s-sarcasm guys
go creep and scare teh shit out of more girls.

>>38230250
>I noticed her staring the whole time
>I just took split second glances though every now and then
yeah, nah, you were creeping hard.

>>38230287
Ever heard of sensing?
You can literally sense when somebody is staring

Even if youre not watching them this is basic biology

>>38230250
>just looked for split second now and then
What's the difference? Get your own GF fuckhead.

>>38230319
I swear you guys are retarded on a higher level

Im out lol

>>38230314

>this delusion

>>38230340
>n-no, y-you guys are the r-r-r-r-retards

>>38227542
You are an idiot

>>38230420
A u t i s m

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>>38228257
>tfw i ride a moped
>tfw insecure dudes beak me
>tfw i taunt them into racing
>tfw don't even hit the gas
>tfw at next light their gf is yelling at them for being over-compensating insecure losers for racing a moped
>tfw i shake my head at the bf and the gf's always smile at me, take videos while I ride,
op stop the lies

>>38229795
dogs sense weakness

>>38228418
of course, its just like all the guys that think Emma Stone is attractive. She's like a 6/10 at best, she looks like any average girl you'd find at the shittiest bar in your city on a Friday night.

>>38230609
Well i forgot its american times
You feel tough for racing on a tuned 50cc moped? Damn bro

>>38227542
Are you sure its her boyfriend? Im pretty close with my sister and we do a lot of things together. She even has 2 daughters. When we all go out, people assume im the father/husband.

>>38227878
you look like a little bitch

also wipe the cum off that mirror and shave those pubes off your face holy fuck

>>38230695
>tfw don't even hit the gas

>>38230609
>>tfw i shake my head at the bf and the gf's always smile at me, take videos while I ride,
lol, yeah ok.

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>>38227542
>this thread is related to fitness

>>38230707
I hear you. My sister is very attractive. I used to hate being out in public with her because people just assumed(other girls I'd be checking out and getting dirty looks.)

>>38227678
>People don't laugh at guys taking initiative. Even when the outcome is rejection.

I was trying to get at this solid dime at a bar and got madly shot down. A bro at the bar saw it and bought me a beer. "Happens to everybody brah, just keep goin my man."

feltgoodman.jpg

>>38230928
>I was trying to get at this solid dime at a bar and got madly shot down.

Flip side of this is very hot chicks sometimes sit at home because dudes are afraid to ask them out.

>>38231043
hot girls never sit at home. even if they dont have a boyfriend because guys are nervous, they are always out doing something because they have endless friends or guys to do it with

>>38231043
>Flip side of this is very hot chicks sometimes sit at home because dudes that they are attracted to are afraid to ask them out.
ftfy

>>38231061
sssh ssssh anon, let the deluded anon live in his fantasy.

>>38231061
Any modestly attractive girl will have literal tons of guy friends and slut around so you're just one in a queue even she does act interested at first.

>>38231043
are you ok?

>>38231061
Apparently you don't know any hot chicks.

>>38227542
Post more of that girl