>"You're telling me that you do an exercise called...

Dis gon b gud

>coat jew who makes you pay 360 dollars for blood tests

I want free healthcare already.

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>"JELQing?"

>>38220402
Hokes on you most docs i know are gym rats who work out between surgeries.

>>38220413
if only you had a decent job

You're telling me that you got a medical degree without having the wit to google terms you don't understand? Could I have a competent doctor instead?

>>38220402

>you tried squating how much weight?
>in your sandals?!

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>so you're telling me you "deadlift" and "squat" heavy weights several times a week... because people on the internet told you this would be good for your back?

> What you drink a gallon of milk a day? Why?!

>>38220533
Kek someone post that guy.

>>38220402
Anyone got a "suicide grip skullcrushers" screencap? The story is barely a month old.

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>pull up?!
>i said pull OUT!!

>ma'am the scale says you weigh 500lbs
>What do you mean you wanted to be thick??

these thread are funny

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>>38220402
>"Anon, what exactly does DYEL mean? why do you keep calling me that?"

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>Eariler you said you were cutting, now why
>would you self harm Anon?

>>38220413
>FREE

>>38223177

i actually had this misunderstanding

i saw a girl i sorta knew eating a massively over the top iced muffin, and jokingly said "haha, so hows the cutting going?" as a joke

she burst into tears and ran out of the room, and i realised i had fucked up. never talked to her again

>>38220466
Yeah, jelqing or whatever is shit ahah.

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>You're telling me you measure your supplements by the how many times a day and the amount of "scoops"?

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>"DEADlifts"? That doesn't sound very beneficial to your health

>>38224789
..J
FUCKING HELL KEK
..S
..T

>>38220556
aha when you say it like that it sure does sound like a dumb idea, doc!

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>So you tried to hold your breath for 5 consecutive "repetitions" of "The Press™ " to "confuse" your central nervous system and obtain those natty "guns" ?
>I seems like you dropped those 70 kg and they fell right on your spine sir , you won't be able to use your legs for the rest of your life .
>did I just hear you says "whatever it takes"?

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>>38225108
Wrong picture Ffs

>>38224789
D e v i l i s h

>>38224047
>Let me get this straight. You ate 6 eggs, cottage cheese, broccoli, chicken and what you call "brotein shake" because you were "bulking" then puked and ate it because your body was trying to "pussy out on you"?
SAVAGE

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>Let me get this straight. You OHP....in the squat rack?

>no one has done the decline joke yet
step
it
up

>you eat how many scoops????
>sir please stop yelling "LET'S GET BIG C'MON"

>>38220482
>that guy who performs surgeries inbetween sets

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>you want to know what's the most accurate measurement for weighing and when you can take it, and do you need special underpants, or can you pull your hair down to a ponytail?

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>So you're telling me you can't do cardio at all...because it kills gains?

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>I really don't see the importance of how tall you are compared to me
..why do you keep saying when will you learn?

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>N-no anon ... of course there's no way to make yourself taller ...
>... why are you crying?

>>38225117
Thanks for the rare pepe

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>it appears that you've written "big" in the diet section in your health form
>you want to reach what weight ?
>in only 2 months ???

>>38225108
5 minute long kek

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>You're telling me you decided to take an industrial grade herbicide called DNP as a weight loss supplement because someone on the internet said to?

>>38225255
Lamo

>>38225341
Don't forget it's an explosive as well

>>38225117

>not knowing how to delete a post
>not being aware of the ol' 4chan switcheroo

>>38220402

A gallon of water a day? Are you trying to drown?

>>38223201

FEEL THE KEK

>>38225379
Max is that you

>>38220413

BUILD WALL

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>>38225311

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>Who? "Zeez"? I don't listen to rap music anon

>>38223201
Its either pay slightly more taxes or get jewed at every possible healthcare visit

I'll take the former

>>38225710
Do you really think universal healthcare would work in amerilardsville?

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>why does he keep writing length and girth by the sexual preference box?

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>That's right doc, I'm a fucking zeebra

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>You're telling me she likes you but you've never talked to her in real life?

>>38220585

because I believe in stupid memes doc

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>No no you don't get it, I'm using tinder to troll

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So Anon are you sexually active?

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>>38225839
y-you mean right now?

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>>38220402
>you do bicep WHAT?

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>So it says here he was screaming "Light weight baby!" while attempting to squat body weight on his first day ever in a gym
>Next thing everyone knew he was on the floor
>Gym staff also report after asked if he was okay he replied with "Lel implying"
>Why is he wearing sandles?

>>38225839
yes i ejaculate everyday

>>38225839

y-you to

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>So you're telling me you were trying to steal his "gains" before he hit you
>What are "gains"?

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>GOMAD? Don't mind if I do! Heheheheiihouahahe!

>>38225859
s-squats?

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>you uh...do realize there is no nutritional value to semen...right?

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>>38224789
Holy shit my man, that's rough.

>>38225268
Hey
Fuck you

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>>38224789
S A V A G E

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>>38225232
kek

>>38224893
>Performs deadlifts
>Alive to shitpost about it on 4chan

>>38225839
Yes please.

>>38224789
ayo nigga thats cold

>>38225341
DNP used to be marketed as a weight loss tool until they realized it killed you

>>38225839
*unzips dick*

>>38225710
> pay slightly more in healthcare
Sure, until old people and dindus start going into the ER for paper cuts. Then you'll be paying 70% tax.

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>>38220652
Here it is.

>>38220533
Top kek.

>>38224789
Ayyyyyyy

>>38225255
Stop anon, my sides can't keep it together

>>38225311
So...I'll never be a big guy?

>>38220499
Medical fag here Skullcrushers are shit tier muscle building meme exercises that fuck up your elbows if you're a retard and over do it on the weight like most gymbros do, then again every other meme exercise is performed at shit ROM with too much weight what's your point? I would also constanza face anyone coming into my practice claiming he does skullcrushers

>>38225385
Hey fuck you man!
That shit works!

>why do you keep saying you're a "zeebra" and that you're a "sickunt" ?
>what does that mean anon ??
>have you been taking that "creatin" stuff again ?

>>38225212
>not cleaning the weight
I would also be disappointed

>>38220402
>Anon you punctured your left lungs from doing a what did you call it"Stomach Vacuum"???
>I'm sorry but we can't let you post on Instagram for at least 3 months

>>38220499
>Please hold on a moment while I Google the hobby term you just used, rather than ask you what that means.

>>38221050
kek

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>>38224852
>implying you already know
Never jelqed, have an average weiner dog, 6 feet tall with gold eyes, tfw i never even had to try

>>38225268
fucking kek

>>38228463
for you

>>38225857
KEK

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>>38221003
I am the guy. Scar is moderately minimal now

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>>38221003
>>38231039
Wayyyyyy better than I thought it was gonna be

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>exercising on a skateboard because someone named scooby told you to?
>i don't want any cookies anon

>>38231060
Never say you got it doing skullcrushers or you'll be laughed at and treated like a retard forever

>>38224047
>look sir, im not sure what traps are, but if youre going to have homosexual intercourse, you must wear a condom
Based doc


This thread looks like it was awesome

>>38225311
Holy fuck

Too much

>>38225839
Y-yeah..once...by myself

>>38231340
The only people who ask are people I'm not worried about telling the real story to. Everyone else avoids talking about and just stares.

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>>38231060
I got that same scar from a bike wreck when i was a kid.

Neat.

Hard to see now...pretty old.

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>>38231610
Brother!
(Reference for when it was fresh for everyone who wasn't in the original thread)

>>38231639
Oh dude this was summer before 6th grade. Im 29 now. Wish i had the originals. At my moms somewhere

2 black eyes.
Broken nose.

Dude...vitamin E oil

>>38224789
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>38225934
underrated

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>What was that anon? London?

>>38231672

Not that anon, but I got a scar on my face that I don't like. It's barely 3 weeks old but I read up that vitamin e doesn't work and might actually make it worse but your scar looks great. I can't even see it.

I bought the stuff with other stuff like silicone, but stopped putting that on and it's seeming more red.

Advice?

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>>38231984
It was like 17-18 years ago, if course it looks great. Doctor told my mom to buy vitamin e softgel pills and poke holes in them and squeeze the shit outnof middle of them.

I work at a pharmacy and we sell thia stuff called "maderma" thats supposed to reduce scarring.

No idea if it works.

I bet amazon has reviews.

>>38225212
Seriously though where else are you supposed to OHP?

>>38231871
She looks like she got hit in the face with a shovel.

>>38232462
How about you stop being a massive faggot and clean the weight? Fucking dyel sjw beta cucks.

>>38228345
>Start
They already do

>>38232527
Which is why health care costs so much right now?

That, and 1/3rd of healthcare costs are actually artificial costs created by the government. I work in a laboratory and I can't tell you how inefficient it is because of the government. Special software is required in order to even be a practicing doctor. And this software is an efficient $10,000 a month piece of shit that breaks for no reason. And that's $10,000 a month, per doctor. That's the biggest drain I could think of. That and we're forced to store every single result in paper form for years. And for my medium to upper sized laboratory, we need an entire warehouse for that shit

Fuck the government, seriously. Every thing was working before. And it is much easier, safer, and cost efficient just to do paper reqs. If I wanted to, knowing the security flaws in systems all around the world, I could potentially get any single SS# I want.

>>38225166
I said that one glad you liked it anon also made the compilation