>staying with mother's fiance >his hot ass daughter

I will personally report you to the police if you do it OP.

>>38204264
Go to sleep

DO IT FAGGOT WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG???

>>38204264
yea dont be a retard

go slay that pussy

Just avoid the whole situation if you can...
Girls that age will give you the "b-but I'm mature for my age" bullshit.
Don't fall for it. Girls are literally retarded at that age.
And so are you if you give in.
Shes not "mirin your gains" she's happy she's getting your attention.
Just don't do it

>>38204264
It's not worth jail

mebbe

>>38204264
>not busting nuts in hot 15 year olds
Your ancestors are laughing at you anon.

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>>38204264
Talk to her about privacy, then slaughter that ass son
>treat her like a daughter
>teach her how to bust a nut

>>38204264
Status report anon. Now

pics of her or fuck off

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>tfw 15 is legal where i live

>>38204264
Fuck her raw dog, never call her, sabotage your moms engagement, move to Mozambique, and fuck more 15 year olds.

I'm 23 and got laid with a friend sister who's 15 but seemed like 18. You can do it anon,

>>38204264
Go jack off before she comes. Fall ""asleep"

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>>38204264
Mash her head into the pillow so the folks don't hear you deepdicking her. glhf

Are you all in the same house? If you got your own crib then you gotta do somethin bout that.

Dont do it if yall live together. Shes 15 and highly dramatic

OP HERE

I'm about to slay it, forgive me fit

say hi to everyone in prison after you get caught

you know what they do to people that mess with kids, right?

>>38204264
She's an inexperienced virgin, nothing is going to happen that you don't initiate

>>38204588
>9/10 15 yo virgin
>2016
anon, pls

fake and gay.

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>consent age in my country is 14
I pity you OP

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>>38204577

Godspeed anon.

>>38204588
>implying she hasn't swallowed more cocks than you've swallowed chicken breasts
If she wears a choke collar it's a dead giveaway but even if she doesn't chances are OP wouldn't be the first man she's slept with. Girls these days tend to be rather promiscuous from a young age unless they're religious or smart.

Seldom there comes a time when the pussy is not worth jail. When the pussy belongs to a 15 year old girl, that is a time when the pussy is not worth jail. Don't smash. Not worth it

>>38204577
NIGGA DONT

OP here, I really misread her intentions...

>>38204709
Explain

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>>38204577
SOMEBODY LOCK UP THIS MADMAN

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>>38204577
If you must

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>>38204709
You fucking WHAT!?!? Spill your goddamn guts Op

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>>38204709
Story time

>>38204264
>was in similar situation over a few months except we were both 15
>we end up fooling around and eventually fucking
>our parents split up and we don't keep in touch
>she tells people at her new school I raped her
>detectives came to my house talk to my mom and questioned me
>show them love notes she wrote me about her loving the dick
>tfw bullet fucking dodged

Was my first and only "relationship", though we had to keep everything under wraps and I think the whole situation kind of fucked with me, I'm 22 now and I haven't gotten close to touching a vagina since that, not that I've been really trying

>>38204409
Mirin your rap taste brah

>its another "9/10 underaged girls want to fuck a guy on /fit/" thread

>>38204709
please continue

>>38204750
>>show them love notes she wrote me about her loving the dick
KEK
Absolutely perfect
Bitch BTFO

>>38204709
Tell us all about your spaghetti anon wtf hurry up.

What happened when she came in? Dod your spurg on her face?

Or did your ravioli fall out of your fanny pack?

OP here.

>Everyone fucked off to bed at the same time
>I stay awake on my phone in bed for a bit
>Soon she just comes into my room without even knocking
>Wearing only her underwear
At this point I'm pretty sure I know what she's wanting
>Comes over and sits on my bed
>Can tell she's mirrin
>Starts to feel up my chest and arms as we make bs small talk
>She 'falls' onto me
>Faces close now, just staring into each other's eyes
>Stroke her face lightly, tell her how beautiful she is
>She giggles and blushes
>Fuck it, I'm going in
>Kiss her deeply on the lips
>She pulls back, eyes wide with surprise
>Slaps me and calls me a fucking pig
>Storms off to her room, slamming the door behind her
>I rush after her, to her bedroom
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur

>>38204842
well played.

>>38204842
this guy. he fucks with us

>>38204611
>coulda been up in my asshole ex-roommate's daughter in your country

i need a list of these countries

>>38204842
Reminds me of my /b/ days

>>38204577
You're a fucking weakling. And get ready to say good bye to your gains.

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>>38204842
HAAHAHAHAHA YOU SUNNABITCH YA GOT ME

>>38204709
:^)

>>38204577
You made the right choice lad

>cucking yourself out of Prime Teen Pussy because of some arbitrary number set by feminists

>>38204409
V I L L A I N O U S

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>OP

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>>38204842

>>38204409
>She said
>SUPER

>>38204264
>touching me, holding me, saying suggestive things to me
this is going to be fucking dinosaur story u fags

>>38204865
Well, 14 for Italy. And we have good food as well

>>38204750
UNDERAGE

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>>38204842
8/10 you got me.

>>38204842
You son of a bitch

>>38206792
>pretends he knew that after the reveal
KEK, gud1 m8

>>38204865
Not_usa

>>38204461
Same, but it would feel weird as fuck

>>38204577
Enjoy making those prison gains.

>>38204842
damn haven't seen that happen in a while

>>38204264
Slay the Pussdragon you faggot

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>>38204842

>>38204842
>>38204842
Should have been more bold and lead with dinosaur. Just so its really in your face, you know. Have her knock, you tell her to come in, she opens the door.....

>>38204264
>just found out she's fucking 15

Legal in Yuurope.

tell her that you're gay.

>>38204577
I suggest reading this first.
http://www.artofmanliness.com/2015/08/05/the-prisoner-workout/

>>38204264
just do it

>>38204409
this, op. be sure she won't tell anyone
>Keep my eye on her
>really don't trust her

>>38204842
Fuck you

>>38204842
Oh fuck you, that's fucking clever!

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>>38204842
Holy shit anon
5/7 m8 that was beautiful

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>>38204750
MODS MODS MODS
Underage kid on this board

>>38204577
Nigga, you will win this battle, but she will win the war. Bang her when she is fifteen, and pump it until it goes south. Just remember, she can say you raped her at any time, and even if you do not get convicted, everyone will see you as a rapist, meaning you will never get laid ever again, and finding any work will be nonexistent during background checks.

Hope this one nut you finna bust is worth a lifetime of loneliness, financial struggle, and possible prison time. Maybe all of the above.

Godspeed, you reckless man (or boy, seeing as you clearly have no self control).

>>38204750
MODS!

>>38204577
God bless man. If shit hits the fan pack up and move across the country.

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>>38204842
this fuckin guy

>>38204522
This op, can confirm am in Mozambique

>( )
>
>
>" "

>>38204842
>It's an old meme sir, but it checks out

Well done anon, legitimately had me there.

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>>38204264
>accepting mires and compliments from 15 year old girls
>they consider this ripped and sexy

>>38204842

Well played

>>38204264
Don't do it. She'll always have something to blackmail you with. "I'll tell you police you slept with me." AVOID

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>>38204382
So much this.
A 15 year old girl recently tried that shit on me and it was pretty weird
>"There's not that much between us, I act and look like I'm 18"
>tfw she looks and acts like a fucking child

>>38204264
>>38204318
I will personally report you to the police if you don't do it OP.

>>38204264
15 year old girls are annoying
just focus on what she's saying, as long as she stick to mundane stuff you won't even want to fuck her

>>38204842
kill yourself

>>38213752
mods are asleep

>>38213789

I'm not sure about 15yos but my stepsister's 16yo friend got in touch with me once and by the end of our first 2 hour long conversation we had arranged for me to pick her up from college later that week with the sole intention of taking her to my house and fucking her. And it was pretty much all her doing, I didn't escalate that shit once I just played along.

tl;dr: young girls are horny as fuck

>>38206413
MADE ME KEK
10/10
it's funny because it's true

>>38213867
but did you smash
and are you writing this from your jail cell?

>>38213752
>this is what normies are calling "small"
fucking jewish porn agenda man
fuggg

>>38213920
Yes and no because I live in the greatest nation England where it's legal.

>>38213933
Are we talking about his body or his penor

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>>38213961

>>38213981
Didn't realise that was Bieber. I mean I know I'm a grower but what the fuck do these girls expect? He looks like he's sporting 1/4 chub right there.

>>38213981
>women who have never seen a soft penis before in their lives

>>38206413
What film is this from? It looks familiar.

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>>38213981
>>38214067
I still have no idea how so many women don't know that dicks grow bigger when you get an erection. They literally just think that it gets stiff.

>>38214280
how long before you figured out where the clit was? I lost my v card at 12 and didn't even know there was a clit until I was 19. 7 years of sticking my boner in wet holes and it didn't even occur to me to ask about it. but at least I didn't go around spouting bullshit like "the female orgasm is a myth," so that's something

>>38213981

>flaccid penises aren't huge
>this is a shock to them

Women always make fun of men for not knowing jack shit about their bodies...but then pull this shit.

>>38214345
dude they're bieber fans

they're probably fucking 15

>>38213752
>rolling your foreskin back in order to make it look circumcised
Bieber planned this

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>>38214322
>didn't even know there was a clit until I was 19
You what nigga, did you not have sex ed in school?
We had to learn that shit when we were 14.

>>38213752
>>38213095
> I IX VII V
Every fucking time.

>>38214363

At age 9 I was reading books in the library that educated me on all things human anatomy, so by 15 I was well-versed.

There is no excuse for ignorance.

>>38214363
You learn this in middle school.

>>38214067
You'd be surprised how many people exclusively have sex in the dark, they might have never even seen a penis IRL at all, only dicks in porn

>>38213752
>tfw you're a grower not a shower

I feel bad for Beiber

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>>38214398
you're also a nerdy friendless loser

>>38214401
you learn that a penis grows. you don't learn by how much, you don't learn the difference between growers and showers and you don't learn about shrinkage

>>38214280
Do you know who you can blame for that?

Game of Fucking Thrones. Women don't watch porn so GoT is literally the first time they ever see a weiner if they're a virgin.

>>38214422
>tfw shower
It's fun to walk around in sweatpants and tight jeans near sloots

>>38214429

>friendless loser

Ah right, reading means you have no friends and are a loser. I forgot. Just how stupid are you?

>>38214436
>women don't watch porn
You're a very naive boy anon

>>38214451
>reading books about anatomy in the library at the age of 9
>is on /fit/
1+1= friendless loser

>>38214429
Kek, perfect accompanying image

>>38214429
>you don't learn about shrinkage
thought this was common knowledge like george but girls are so fucking dumb i swear. i might be part of the problem, i never let a girl see my dick soft unless i just busted so they remain retarded in regards to growing and showing.

>>38214436
>women don't watch porn
You've clearly never been on tumblr

>>38214384
What does it even mean?

>>38204382
>Girls are literally retarded at that age.

They're literally retarded at every age. Just do it OP.

>>38214525
>1 9 7 5

it's a retard who doesn't know that MCMLXXV is how you write 1975 in roman numerals

>>38214464

>a youth exploring the knowledge of the world he has recently become aware of(because at around that age you start thinking more about than just you and your parents and tv) is somehow laughable

You're a goddamned idiot, anon.

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>>38204842
Bravo

>>38214547
This, if the age of consent was set to the age at which women were mature enough to comprehend the consequences of their actions humanity would go extinct

>>38214464
at age 9 i read the entire fucking bible for the fuck of it during reading time and then played bulldog with the entire year at break time

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>>38214607
>this post
thanks for confirming it

>>38214674

I didn't confirm anything. You are not an intelligent person anon. It's hilarious to see how wrong you are with every post.

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>>38214635
>if the age of consent was set to the age at which women were mature enough to comprehend the consequences of their actions humanity would go extinct
That's true.

>>38214566
Yea I know what number it corresponds to I was asking what the significance of the number was you pompous faggot

>>38214814
the year his mom was born

>>38211877

Jesus Christ you are the biggest faggot to ever grace this fucking earth.

Re-fucking-lax, its just sex. Its only fucking sex. Fucking society made sex seem like its this huge holy fucking thing when its just two or more people rubbing shit together.

Relax asshole.

>>38204409
This OP

You gotta make her feel cuter, and lay down the G like Luther, and everything will be super

>>38214804
Checkmate Atheists.

Really though y'all shouldn't touch kids. Women have no idea what they're doing at any age, but before they get out of high school and have a couple major mistakes in life under their belt, they aren't going to be hungry enough for your dick to be worthwhile.

Enjoy the ride anon

>>38214980
Sex is how babies are made. Your purpose in life is to fuck, generate spawn, and die. Yet here we are, on the internet. Valuing the aesthetic of our bodies enough to spend time picking up heavy things for no reason other than to get big. Your first-year human sexuality class platitudes are overly simplistic and sort of insulting.

At that point go fuck your dad. It's just two or more people rubbing shit together, right?

I mean why even bother working out. Just society. Fuck.

>>38204264
>Thing That Didn't Happen: The Post

but if it is real

>gambling your entire life for one chance of getting your dick wet

Honestly, the fact that you're even /considering/ it means you should go through with it and have your life ruined. Shit would be so cash.

>>38204577
OUT OF CONTROL

>>38211764
>>38206809
>>38211906
You guys can't read can you?

>>38204338
Bitch! Die mother fucker die!

>>38204842
>Wearing only her underwear
skipped to last line
not this time

fucked a 16 year old when i was 24. Canadafag here though. Shit was EXTREMELY cash

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>>38204409
>>38204577
>>38204709

>>38215278
Watched an episode of "Lock up"
24 yr old asian youth pastor nearly beaten to death when inmates found out he was in for fingering a 16 yr old.
>Chomo's
>death sentence or hospital
No thanks, it stays in the pants around minors

>>38214980
>its just sex
Yeah with a 15 year old. All it takes is her getting mad at him one day to ruin his life.

>>38214488
>You've clearly never been on tumblr
You make it sound like this is a bad thing.

>>38217049
you haven't realised TV is a fake thing? it's an instrument to instil fear and subdue the masses into a paralyzed/frantic state of consumption and stupor
yeesh
fuck man

>>38217105
Lock up is filmed inside jails.

http://www.msnbc.com/lockup

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockup_(TV_series)

>>38217105
So all these people are actors. Including the inmates?
>what is a tv budget

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/lockup-ep-shares-tales-16-906857

(God damn your stupid)

15 year olds are prime pussy. How old are you OP?

>>38217069
>Yeah with a 15 year old
Legal in tons of countries. Hell, waiting 1 year and she'd be legal in half the US and everywhere else that matters.

>>38215126

You need to get your shit rubbed... jesus christ dude.

>>38204842
Thanks man, was having a bad week, this cheered me up

>>38217348
She can still scream rape and everyone will believe her cause muh innocence.

>>38219342
The only logical thing to do for OP is record it then.

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>>38204264

>OP don't want her

Don't waste your time, i'll dupe her

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>>38219364
>tfw it's legal to fuck 15 year olds but pictures are considered child pornography

>>38213981
>women don't understand how small a dick is soft
8x6 here, his dick didn't look that small for a flaccid one

>>38204577
>>38204264
I need to know; how old are you OP? Because if you're 17 or some shit this is a lot less weird.

>>38213752
why does he have a semi chub

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>>38204771
>>38206395
>>38206786
>>38208767
>>38215057
>>38216957
>>38219432
>all these /fit/sters with great taste/humor exist out there somewhere

Grinned so hard it brought a tear to my eye in between curl sets

>>38214436
Trust me, we watch porn and have usually seen a penis irl before we start having sex.

>>38204264
Don't do it. Not worth it
If she tells anyone, you get to spend your life on the sex offenders' register. I have no idea how old you are but at least wait 'til she's 16.

>>38204577
Say cheese when they register you on the sex offender's list. Don't be that guy who's frowning.

>>38214087
Mad Men

>>38204264
She's 15; she knows what she's doing. >>38204318
Just finish up quick OP so you don't get in trouble

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>>38204264
>>38204577

...well, you may not believe me now, but I'm the actual OP. Only these two posts are really me.

I don't have very much to say about how it turned out except, thanks /fit/

>>38220892
How old are you?

>>38220907
21

>>38204522
Top kek

>>38204577
God bless you, magnificent bastard!

>>38220919
You're six years older than her, this is so damn creepy.

>>38220981
she has less than a year to be legal and she's already fucked guys older than me, actually

>>38220892
Fucking tell the story nigger

>>38204522
This

>>38220892
>>38220999
Obey the trips, spill the spaghettis

>>38204842
Lel well done

>>38204409
Doom

>>38214398
Fucking loser

>>38214665
Are you bragging? I honestly cant tell...

>>38220997
Yeah but the age gap between you two is more than one third of her age. I was hoping you were 16 or 17.

>>38220999
fine, fine

>it was really late, late enough to make sure no one else was awake
>she came down the hall, shut the door behind her, sat next to me on floor mattress
>sat really close to me, leaning on me and stuff
>wearing oversized sports tee and boyshorts
>starts talking about our day, flirting with me, etc.
>mires my gains, mires my hair
>she says "So, I'm extremely horny right now" and she clearly is
>so okay, I can't ignore something that obvious or I'm retarded
>pull her in by the waist, kiss her
>Take her shirt off, body so perfect and tight, surprisingly large chest, darker nipples surprisingly
>make out a little, molest her
>get to the best part, bend her over face down ass up, pull down panties, innie pussy so beautiful it would make you cry
>tastes like pure lust
>start fucking her like crazy
>it is always true what they say here, there is nothing like teen pussy.
>so tight it's like it wants to crush me, blazing, burning hot pussy
>she's exploding with energy and is just a huge enthusiastic slut
>this is getting fucking lewd /fit/
>at some point I cum on her tongue and she gulps it down
>literally perfect experience, will probably do it again
>literally all of my ex-gfs are not comparable

>>38221124
I warned you OP. The authorities are on their way

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>>38221124
>tfw I just broke up with my gf of 6 years that I experienced this perfect teenage sex with

>>38221124
>nothing like teenage pussy
Screwed a 19 y.o. virgin (can actually see hymen). Cannot feel a thing, is literally gaping chasm that even both my fists have room to spare. fml

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>>38204577
God speed anon.

>>38213688
>tfw 18 year olds look and act like fucking children
:|

>>38221220
girthlet detected

>>38221280
Dude, both fists in there and felt absolutely nothing.

>>38221321
handlet detected

Why do people think fucking a 18 year old is okay while fucking a 15 year is a big taboo? Jesus Christ you guys are brainwashed

>>38204264
>dinner table
>solid

>>38204264
where do you live? in many countries 15 is legal

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>>38204842
You know it's bad when you get nostalgic at a shit post. 10/10 you little niglet.

>>38204264
don't do it faggot. Other than the fact that she's 15 she's also gonna be your step-sister soon.

>>38213981
It looks a pretty decent size for a flaccid dick to me.

>>38204577
the absolute madman

>>38204264
Don't do it. You WILL be made out as a monster if she ever decides to tell the authorities. Your life will be ruined at her whim.

>>38214322
American ed detected

>>38219364
Post it here so that we have backup copies in case your computer/phone gets rekt

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>>38221326
Youre killing me anon

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>>38220997
>she's already fucked guys older than me, actually
I still don't see why people think teenage girls are innocent, they start taking the dick as soon as they hit puberty.
What really posts my pepes is that a lot of times she will have way more sexual experience than you, and yet you're still the bad guy.

>>38221124
Good for you, anon. Let's just hope you don't catch anything.
I also had to check the ending first to make sure there was no dinosaur.

>>38204577
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>38213752
Is it normal to be this hairy in Canada?

OP here.

In jail right now about to get my boi pucci slayed by Tyrone, wish me luck bros.

>>38204842
Aw fuck man that was a great way to start my Friday. I'm gonna go do squats now. Based OP bless you

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>>38204842
FUCK

Subtle cuck thread. Just let this meme die.

>hehe i am alfa af wifes son

>>38204842
My sides are not coming back. 10/10

>>38204842
I'm not even mad