> "cmon anon, get in the pool with me! take youre shirt

Plz no bully

>>38204065
Fuck off bitch , I'm not at my goal yet.

>>38204065
">>38204074
Yikes, no pickles. Blew off girls hotter than you"

Take yours off first.

>>38204065
How did I get there?

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>>38204065
Not even cute though...
Also probably taking bait but pic related

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>youre

>>38204065
>I'm out of my house
>not at the gym
How exactly did I get here? Why am I near a woman?

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>>38204111
> Not even cute though...

>>38204065
Sorry lady, you ain't seeing these man-titties until you wine me and dine me first. Can't have people thinking just anyone can see these moobs. Don't want to get a reputation...

>>38204065
>Dat arch
Hnnng white women have the best feets

>>38204130
Yeah. Not my cup of tea at all.

>>38204131
Underrated

last time i was near water with a girl i asked if shed be comfortable if i took my shorts off, she was. then she took her top off. i didnt even have to swim. 10/10 would do it again

>>38204065
The fuck is wrong with her dinner plate face?

>>38204502
You're not lying

Gyno :(

>>38204130
Yeah she's not that good looking

>>38205547

I'm seeing a bit of Yid in her.

>>38204065
>youre

>>38204130
>>38205685

I fucking love Jewish women. The chick I've been hitting on lately is half Jewish and she makes me fucking hard as shit whenever we talk.

>>38204065
That chick is 6'0 and I'm only 5'9 so the likelihood of her even being interested enough in me to want me to take my shirt off is probably pretty low.

I would make babies with her though

shes got funny lookin feet

>woodnotbang

>>38205724
girls over 5'6" are sluts

>>38204502
>>38205581

podiatris plz go

>>38205704
>I fucking love Jewish women.

No you do not.

>>38205775
why not anon?

>>38205787
They're just inbred Albanians. The fuck you want with that trash?

>>38204502
>white
That's a jew with a nosejob

>>38205811
you're an idiot. Jewish women are the master race hands down

>>38205913

abraham plz go

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>>38205913
No. For master race, plz see this picture here.

>>38205959
Have you ever been with a 8/10 up blonde chick? They are dumb as fuck and high maintenance.

>>38204130
who is she?

>>38206048
Zsuzsanna Jakabos

>>38205992
Agreed but they are almost always more sexually attractive than flabby pasty j-birds

>>38205947

Underrated

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>>38204065
even if I had the body that girl lusts for my back and chest are still hairy as fuck so this will never be an option for me

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>>38204065

>I'm b-bulking!!

Still look better in a singlet or fitting tshirt at the moment... give me a few months anon. be ready for southern hemisphere summer.

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I realize when posting images of master race, it should be of fatties because /fit/ are a bunch of chubby-chasers under the guise of "hi-test". So here you go.

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Why don't simmers squat?

>>38208592
Extremely high injury risk when crosstraining. Swimming makes an excellent way to crosstrain, but swimmers are prone to injury when they crosstrain.

>>38208592
Why would they? You squat and you're not that good at swimming.

>>38208645
That makes absolutely no sense. Squats elevate your game no matter the sport

>>38206067
did my research.

I would prob marry off personality, my good half of genetics, and we could have some nice afro Jewish Illuminati Drake kids.

If her face was better, with her height she could have been a supermodel

>>38205913
Only when they have khazar milkers or fat booties.

This chick has high-test manjaw and a 6 o'clock frame.

>>38205992
>blonde women
>dumb

Jewish meme. Also
>chick

Comes from the Yiddish word for "unclean animal". Get in the fucking gas, yid.

>>38205704
>uncut giant aryan
>no hot Jewess will date without genital mutilation
>tfw I'm kind of antisemitic now

>>38208696
thats why high endurance runners and chess players are thick as fuck famalam

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>>38204065
o-ok

>>38208696

>Squats elevate your game no matter the sport

Not really, having massive thighs is dead weight to a swimmer. The kicking movement is different to squatting, which is similar to the cycling movement. I swimmer is not applying force straight down through their feet anywhere except the turns.

>>38208592
>Why don't simmers squat?

They absolutely do. Fucking retards who say they don't.

>>38209219
I hope thats a joke picture and you don't actually look that fat. It takes dedication and effort to get that fat.

>>38204065
You take off yours first.

>>38209169
I had the opposite experience.

>Jewish girl tells me she's never seen an uncut cock
>show her my uncut cock
>gives me a blowjob

>>38204111
>>38204525
>>38205648

Homosexuals

Her feet and ankles are 10/10 due to low fat accumulation

>>38205913
İ wish the Nazis wiped them all out

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>>38204065
swimming is cardio and I don't want lose all my gainz for archieving bearmode
I'm into hightest gurlz anyway, so btfo bitch

>>38204065
Yes ma'am!