Should chestlets be sterilized? They're essencially the

>>38187136
You like them big titties, eh Hector?

>>38187136
flat chest and big hips is cute desu senpai

>>38187136
I like small tits though

>>38187136
>what are implants

Small tits are better though

>>38187136
Women of /fit/, how do you deal with chestlet feels? ;_;

>>38187136
No, breast reduction surgery should be punishable by death though

>>38187203
>>38187181
>>38187164
These get it. Tits is pleb fetish.

>>38187241
Tits are the ultimate maternity fetish. It is patrician as fuck

>>38187136
Does it matter?
I mean, of course it matters to some extent, we all have our personal tastes in tits.
But, given that the major physical difference in women right now is the wide spectrum in how fit they are, does tit size really matter that much in comparison?
Isn't a fit woman with a body that is physically capable, with big tits or small tits, 1000x better than a weak or fat woman, with big tits or small tits?

I personally find a good C cup to be ideal. But I'll happily fuck a woman who's fit and and has a good body for pumping out kids with A cups - DD cups, whereas I can't stand women who look like sickly children or sea cows, regardless of their tits.

Yes, they are only fit to be cuckqueans and serve more superior females.

>>38187281
Maternity is literally the definition of plebery. Bearing and raising children is the most basic, animalistic thing a person can do.

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>>38187281
>maternity
absolutely disguising

>>38187364
Kiera's mouth was made to prep her husband's girlfriends pussys desu

It's way worse than being a manlet. A man's value comes from his spirit and ambition, men like Hitler, Caesar, Napoleon and Aristotle owes nothing to looks, but to sheer will.

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>get big boobie wife
>big boobs = more milk for child
>kid does GOMAD at early age
>kid grows up strong and natty af
>eventually dethrones you for well deserved breeding rights with her

Such is the circle of life.

>>38187374
m8 your genetics are self-destructive

You will be fucking worm food, meanwhile anon jr. is sucking on giant milky tits about to conceive anon jr. jr.

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>>38187155
that makes no sense

>>38187423
>implying I won't hire a low caste wet nurse to feed my patrician heir once I decide to conceive one

>>38187399
Fucking kekd out loud

>>38187399
>>38187541
samefag

I have 34B tits and from my experience men only like big boobs. They will always cheat on you with a tit cow if you're a chestlet. I haven't killed myself yet, but maybe one day.

>>38187555
Not true. I would never go for a tit cow, I find big tits disgusting. Anything above C cup is fucking bad.

>>38187399
1 is literally better than all the others combined

>Tits
1 by far

>Face
1 (2 is second)

>Stomach
1/4

>Hair
1

>Legs
1

>Smile
1

Are 2-4 even trying?

>>38187595
>implying you wouldn't cheat on your gf with a big titty skank
Stop white knighting, all men are inherently degenerate

>>38187555
Tbh I'd rather have a girl with proportional tits than giant ones. Otherwise it messes up the overall aesthetic. My current gf has B cups and a slight physique to match, so I ain't complaining. Plus it's super nice to be able to cup them comfortably in my hands while cuddling

>>38187626
I would probably cheat, but not with a big tits skank. That's all.

>>38187526
You see my negroid burden, big tits are for men named Hector - sweaty, obese, plebs.

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>>38187399

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>>38187136
Yes

>>38187136
>not liking flat chests
You straight or something OP? Fucking faggot.

>>38187672
>Tfw H cup
At least chestlets don't have back problems

>>38187841
Stop bragging whore

>>38187241
I agree, all the beta's i know drool over large tits and end up with fatties trying to justify their childish aestetic ideals. Literally as plebeian as it can get

>>38187841
Pic or bust

>>38187625
I'd fuck them all but 1 is who I'll be thinking of when I finally decide to hang myself in despair

>>38187241
Spoken like a true faggot

>>38187892
Confirmed
betas tend to drool all over chicks with big tits, doesnt matter if she is ugly as fuck or fat. As long as the tits are big they will drool

Im just gonna drop this
Face is the single most important quality of a girl that cant be changed, no make up doesnt count
Weight can be fixed and she can work out but face is next to impossible to fix

>>38187205
Buy a pushup bra and wear it occasionally if you feel like it, or sometimes don't wear a bra at all. Who cares what other people think of you aslong as you're not a whale.

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>>38187136
Big tits are life.
I'm pretty sure my first desire in life was to suck on a big titty.
My theory is that babies that nursed from mothers with small chests would later become ass fags as adults because they are used to women with smaller chests and have homosexual tendencies as a result..
Babies nursed from mothers with big tits love that shit and would later in life become men who favor tits over ass like a normal heterosexual person.
So yes, chestlets need to go and stay go.
>tl;dr pseudoscience by Oedipus and Freud.

>>38187931
For me face is first, tits are second.

Weight is mostly irrelevant since fat girls don't have nice faces anyway.

>>38187555
Shape is infinitely more important than size, big tits are ugly if they hang down to the belly button

>>38187931
Bullshit, it's weight (well technically body fat %). Girls can just learn to draw themselves pretty with makeup if they're burn ugly.

>>38187984
What i meant with weight is that if she is pretty but a little chubby she can work out and start a diet and fix that
You cant fix a busted face and you will have to see her without make up on at some point if you plan to see her more than once

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>ex had F/DDD cups and cute slim physique

I hate myself for ruining it for myself. Since then I have just had the biggest thing for big natural tits. GOD DAMN IT ANONS

>>38188010
Weight can be changed, face cant

She can put make up on sure but that doesnt really "fix" the problem, it just hides it and this means youre missing out on alot of shit
having her sleep over? nope
Showersex? nope
Sex in water? nein
Any type of water activity? well no
Make up will fail here and its not gonna be fun, youre better off trying to find a girl who is naturally pretty or is pretty with minimal amounts of make up

>>38188026
It's like I'm a starving african child and you're a swole white guy on safari telling me how hungry you are

>qt blonde haired, blue eyed, nerdy introverted GF with DD tits

Is she the one /fit/?

>>38187241
it's well studied that poorer, lower socioeconomic status males have much higher preference for large titties. ass master race reporting.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3590195/

Chestlets have it easy. Men like small boobs anf the only thing chestlets have to deal with is self esteem issues.

Big titties sag which is objectively ugly, and nothing cam be done about it other than surgery that will fuck up any chance of breastfeeding properly. They look dissproportionate and only look good in a bra. Not to mention stretchmarks, chaffing, boob sweat, odors, etc. Bignboobs have absolutely NO plumpess or firmness to them at all, its litteraly all fat which is disgusing.

I know from experience. Id rather have tits on the small side than too large.

I dunno, maybe it's because I don't have low enough test to need the most exaggerated version of the female form to get aroused, but I find small tits and big tits equally attractive.
Really makes ya think.

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>>38187136

>tfw like small tits and big oppai piggus

>>38188190
>>38188198
>>38188219
>men not valuing big tits as much as I do
surprisingly I am completely ok with this

>>38187136
What? No, flat chests are cute. On the other hand, womanlets under 5'5" (and manlets too) should die.

Flat chest is best chest.

>>38187136
I dunno about flat chests, but small tits are cool cause there always so perky instead of saggy

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>>38188255
>womanlets under 5'5
Fuck off buddy, chicklets are hot
>tfw 6'1'' and fucking a 5'1'' girl

>>38187939
>>38187939
This.
Big tits are great.
Small tits are great.
Tits are great.
Fat chicks are not great, regardless of tit status.

Flat chest large butt master race reporting in

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>>38188190
>hungry men rated big tits as more attractive

>>38188296
You must have a lot of fun getting on your knees to kiss your gf in the forehead.

Manlets will learn the day you stop fucking midgets and spreading femlet genes.

>>38188331
Well i dont have a gf but yes, missionary can get akward since she is basically headbutting my solar plexus at the best of times but shit is fucking amazing
girls are supposed to be petite, men however are not

its a shame most chicklets seem to know their extreme sex appeal since they have crazy high self esteem and are fucking hard to get but its fucking worth it im telling you

>>38188367
Nah I've fucked short girls and while the petite look is hot for a while you start feeling weird when you realize you're fucking an underdeveloped subhuman

>>38188424
In the long run it doesnt matter much mate
Its fun for a while and thats all you can expect really
Standards dont apply to women the same way they do for men, we face competition between eachother. Women dont

>>38188160
how did you find her? I wish I could find an introverted girl but they're no where to be found. Probably sitting at home.

>>38188520
Why do you want an introverted girl?
First off, they are not very social so youre not likely to find one
Second, she wont want to hang out alot you know and will want alot of personal space

Shits bad famalam

>>38188520
yep

>>38188543
because im introverted and have bad social anxeity desu. All I want is someone to stay indoors with

>>38188678
Ive dated a girl who is introverted and it wasnt fun since for her, you are a social situation
If you want to hang, she might want to be alone and how do you think this will make you feel?

I know im a shit person for saying this but i suggest working on your own social anxiety instead, it will be more rewarding in the end

>>38188739
you're not a shit person for saying that desu, it's pretty sensible advice

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>tfw you realize this two are different people

>>38187164
>>38187181
>>38187203
>>38187241
Non-whites please go.

I like when the femanons in /fit/ out their insecurities like that, it makes me relate to them a lot more, plus its a refreshing change from the repetitive virgin autism feels threads.

Sorry girls but reading you guys complain about bitches who have good chest genetics and Stacys makes my sides go into orbit. Wish my gfs were honest about their feelings towards other girls, they always try to hide and act confident even when its obvious they are frustrated as fuck.

>>38188324
Thats my fetish I wish more of you existed.

>>38187841
Pics know or you are a lying hoe

>>38187975
Now that I think of it, I've yet to see a gay man with a big titted mother

>>38188160
>nerdy
Back to reddiit you go lad

>>38187136
And get rid of all those A cup angles out there? Go back to /pol/

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My dream wife will be blonde with big breasts. She has to have very large, fertile tits.

Pic related but blonde would be absolute perfection.

I'd probably just have to take what I can get, but that's life.

>>38189150
>that
>large
The areolas are large but the breasts are not.
Those are Cs at best, the bra is doing a lot of trickery.

>>38189150
name?

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I legit know someone that got laid using this line on a flat chested girl.

>>38189211
Those are big tits you insolent virgin

>>38189211
Lmao, this virgin. They are most definitely DD minimum.

>>38189227
Can't remember, just search ''angelicmodel''. She's Ukrainian.

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>>38189240
Pure luck.

>>38189269
>C cup
>big
Found the asian.

>>38189287
>google "angelic model"
>can't find shit about cup size.
Double Deez nuts, anon.

>>38187975
This is the only worthy answer here. All of y'all faggots who say "anything above C cup is gross" or "I love small tits" are better off shooting yourselves

>>38189269
>>38189287
>implying tits as big as my clenched fist are big
>implying I gotta be a virgin to have an objective opinion based on actual metrics for boobs considering what's average

Dumbasses. I bet you're one of those who touched a B cup for the first time and said "wooooaaah"

big tits are disgusting the only people who like big tits are men raised by single mothers who have mommy fetishes, or chubby chasers. both are mentally ill

>>38189460
Your clenched fist is certainly NOT as big as her breast. You are actually, unironically mentally impaired if you looked at that picture and reckoned your fists are as big as those. They would be way more than a handful.

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>>38189544
>big.
I'm almost certain you are asian now.
My hands would gobble that shit up.

>>38187975
I am a chestlet should I kill myself? As no man will ever truly love me

>>38189639
what's your bust measurement and race

As someone who has big boobs, smaller boobs are better. Big boobs are flappy, saggy, and disusting. There is no plumpness, firmness, or fullness to them at all. They are shapeless sacs of fat that hang off of me like half deflated balloons. I have to use deoderant on them. They make bras chaffe my skin so bad it breaks the skin, they sweat and they stink. Not to mention I look fucking ridiculous, I cant fit into clothes like a normal person. My posture is terrible which Im tring to fix, but I dont think it will ever be the way it should. I can only wear sports bras because a normal bra cant hold me in even if the cup size is right because they spew out of the top of the cup. I look at pictures of other girls and cry because I will never have normal looking much less attracive looking tits ever. They are forever ruined.

All you chestlets have to worry about are if guys like you or not, which SPOILER ALERT they do, guys dont care if your tits are small. Be fucking grateful you do have any actuall physical objective problems with your boobs.

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>>38189639
Someone will love you but it sure as hell won't be me.
If you are asian you don't have to kill yourself but if you're white or brown than consider it.

>>38189720
Stale pasta is stale.

>>38187841

you only have back problems if you are DYEL.

if you actually exercise you train your body to hold itself up. tits don't cause back problems. being a beached whale and wearing a bra causes back problems.

It's very likely you're a fatass because a vast majority of women Ecup or bigger are fat whales.

>>38187136

yes, small titted women might as well be transmen or boys

>>38187205
Work on datass to make up for it

>>38189613
yummy

>>38188190
Which is why nigs are obsessed with butts and East Asians are obsessed with tiddies?
Right.

>>38189544
Way more than a handful? If you're a midget, sure. I'm 1.90 (6'3) with a 25 cm (10 inch) handspan. Those B/C cups would disappear in my hands.

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>>38187205
I've been pretty stress-free about it. Being an A cup has its advantages, like not worrying about boobs bouncing or busting out when doing physical activity, almost all clothing types fit me, not having to buy expensive bras and being able to get away with no bra at all.

Plus if a guy has moobs bigger than my boobs, you're automatically not on my radar.

Plenty of guys prioritize good hips and ass over tit size

myself included

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>>38188520
can confirm

>>38187205
I'm pretty fit at 35-25-36, but my boobs appear to be rather small. My body is better than most and so is my face. My boobs have never been an issue. I have enough trouble finding pants that fit my hip to waist ratio, big boobs would just be another burden (also get in the way when trying to be fit).

>>38190318
your tits are big already you fucking idiot

>>38187555
I've never had big boobs, even when fat, and have never had a male cheat on me in my decade+ of dating because of boobs. if this isn't a troll you have serious mental issues

>>38187555

I dont believe you post pics

>>38187672
boob size can't be described purely by cup size. the cup size changes proportionally to the strap size as well. for example I wear a 32C/D, but my boobs actually look like a "B" cup because most girls wear a larger band size than me as well. Boob shape can also make them appear more perky, larger, etc.

>>38187855
>>38187910
>>38188980
its actually quite easy to get to an H cup when you're fat.

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> tfw meeting up with a huge titted hottie this weekend

Tinder works fellas

>>38188464
>we face competition between eachother. Women dont
confirmed for not having experience with women. there are plenty of women that think that everything in life is a competitions, particularly one against every other female.

>>38190398
good luck bro. I arranged dates and hook ups with 4 women this week. Good conversations, got their snapchats, all sent pics, then nudes. Fucking none of them met me, all cancelled last minute with bullshit excuses. YES IM MAD. Fuck flaky women

>>38187634
Agreed, girls with smaller tits have a better look overall if their body matches. Can look more /fa/ as well.

>>38190334
yeah you say that, but I've had every single guy I've dated say otherwise, and was teased for having small tits in high school. number can be deceiving, I have a fairly flared rib cage

>>38190461
who cares what you experience in your little all black ghetto

>>38190474
Kek I was born to a house in Malibu.

>>38190398
Noice.
This gonna be me when I finally move out in a couple weeks.

>>38190448

>Flakey
>women

no need to be redundant la

>>38190483
Ah, now I know you were bait posting

>>38187136
As a 6'4 221 pound white male with blue eyes, I actually prefer very small boobs and butts.

>>38188781
similar but left jaw is more round and right more angular

>>38187550
nah that shit was mad funny b

>>38190494
i didn't even say how tall I was, 35 inches would look completely different if I was 5 feet vs. 5ft 10. you're an idiot.

>>38190502

Could have cut to the chase and just said you're a pedophile bubs

>>38187625

You forgot ass, and by a weighted scale ass is better than everything else combined. So 4 actually wins. And also has a cuter face. And non saggy tits

>>38190521
height is irrelevant to width, you fucking retard congrats on your shitposting career

>>38190522
Could have just cut to the chase and killed yourself faggot

>>38187399

1 >> 3 > 2 > 4

for real though, her tits are just a bit too big, it's not like I want a comically big titted wife

>even though my mom has really big tits

>>38190483
>born to a house

Your parents are HOUSES?
WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO

>>38190537
He's not wrong.
If you're a big guy and prefer under-developed girls, you were probably molested as a child.
Now you have to come full-circle.

>>38190561
you're a retard buddy

>>38187136
Chestlets are fine. Asslets on the other hand....

>>38187136
>6'0 tall women are the manlets of their gender

>>38190537

Lad you specifically said "small ass and small tits"

that just doesn't register for me, I don't know what your genetic malady is

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>>38190576

No joke, complete lack of ass is a hard deal-breaker for me

even if it isn't the biggest it has to be shapely

>>38190448
I feel you bro. But I've already got her address so it should be all good.

I asked her what she wanted to do, movie, food, etc, and she said she just wanted to cuddle lol
Her and her best friend also called me up when they both got drunk and they both kept giggling and her friend said she'd cut off my dick if I was a "meanie" lol

Wish me luck

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>>38190568
Says the closet homo.

>>38190581

This is a better analog

short men and tall women

>>38187364
>>cuckquean

thatsmyfetish.exe

>>38188190
same can be said for trump

poor =/= bad

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/f/emanon here.

What do you guys look for in a girl?
1 being most important to 5 being the least important, what's the most important?

>tits
>ass
>face
>works out
>personality
>how many sexual partners she's had

>>38190673
>how many sexual partners she's had
1
>works out
2 if works out means healthy
>personality
3
>face
4
>tits
5
>ass
6

>1 - 5 scale
>lists 6 things
atleast we know for sure you're a femanon

>>38190673
>/flash/emanon
Okay.
>tits: 1
>ass: 6
>face: 2
>works out: 5
>personality: 3
>sexy times: 4

>>38190673
>tits
6
>ass
3
>face
2
>works out
5
>personality
1
>how many sexual partners she's had
4

>>38190696
fuckin kek

>>38190673
>face
>personality
>ass
>workout
>tits
>partners

If if can't roll over and look you in the face in the morning I ain't keeping you around . Also I don't give a fuck how many guys you did, cause I ain't an insecure bitch.

>>38190723
bravo tyrone

>>38190723
this desu

>>38190673
>how many sexual partners she's had
5

>>38190673
>tits 6
>ass 5
>face 2
>works out 4
>personality 1
>sexual partner# 3

>>38190673
>>38190673
>1. Works out
Definite MUST. High test is literally a meme.

>2. Sexual Partners
Anything more than 1 is a red flag

>3. Personality
Beauty alone cannot carry a conversation. Beauty does not last forever

>4. Face
>5. Ass
>6. Tits

>>38190673

1. face
2. personality
3. ass
4. partners
5. works out (any form of consistent exercise)
6. tits

>>38190723
Uh huh.
A man who's not the least bit insecure with his old lady is a man who'll find his wife fucking someone else/dumping him.

You know what you just described? A fuck buddy you occasionally let sleep over.

>>38190673
>tits: 6
>ass: 4
>face: 1
>works out : 3
>personality: 2
>how many sexual partners she's had: 5

I don't care too much about sexual partners anymore. I've got with a good amount of girls so it doesn't matter to me but I can see how that can make some dudes grossed out as fuck

>>38190696
>>1 - 5 scale
>>lists 6 things
>atleast we know for sure you're a femanon

>>38190673
Ok I'll bite
The physical thing I'm gonna rate as 1 things that I dont care, to 5 things that I really appreciate. I'm not super picky so as long as the girl is cool and not a slob hamplanet, I can appreciate them for what they are regardless of how she looks.

>tits
2
>ass
4
>face
4
>works out
2
>personality
4
>how many sexual partners she's had
2 to 5

The sexual partners thing is only a concern when I see the girls has potential to be damaged and emotionally unstable. Any man with a active romantic life had their share of that shit and no one likes that. So if you don't have any red flags its a 2 but if you are clearly problematic and has a lot of "ex stories" its definitely a 5. Possibly a deal breaker.

>>38190673
1) face
2) personality
3) tits

1, 2, 3 essentially equal, none make up for others, all must be desu

4) works out - assuming this is case if tits/face/personality pass litmus test

5) ass irrelevant as long as not fucked up lumpy mess or massive niggar-status
6) # sexual partners literally irrelevant

>>38190673
>tits
5
>ass
4
>face
1
>works out
2
>personality
2
>how many sexual partners she's had
4

>>38190673
1. face
2. personality
3. Ass
4. # of sexual partners
5. works out
6. tits

I don't really care about tit size as long as they're not huge and saggy. No ass is a dealbreaker though.

>>38190723
basically
>>38190750
>A man who's not the least bit insecure with his old lady is a man who'll find his wife fucking someone else/dumping him.
Nigger I've only seen this happen too men who are too insecure and try to hover over their girlfriend. If you're looking for an issue all the time, she'll make sure you'll find one.

>>38190390
>i bet these back problems are from my huge tit genetics and not my whale body

>>38190778
you talk like a nigger

>>38190791
what are you gonna do about it

>>38190807
disregard everything that comes out of your stupid nigger mouth

>>38190818
enjoy your internet stay big man :)

>>38190673
Has a job
Stable
Face
Ass
Works out

>>38187205
I don't like the fact that one boob is very noticeably bigger than the other..thinking about getting a breast reduct in the larger one I think I look better with small boobs

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>>38190673
1: personality
2: partner #
3: ass (if this is on point 99% rest of body is noice)
4: face
5: works out
6: tits
search your souls, you know it to be true

>>38190502
>male

>>38190673
>personality
>face
>works out
>tits
>ass
>previous partners, idgaf if shes been slutty in the past, so have I

>>38190673

1- Personality
2. Ass
3. Face
4. Tits
5. Works out
6. Partners

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I find it really hard to believe that the "hightest" guys on /fit/ wouldn't want to fuck a girl in reall life that has the body of pic related.

Big tits is life, if a girl doesn't have big tits then whats the point of getting with her?

>>38189668
>health and fitness

>>38191153
since when does high test mean small tits?

>>38191153
Have you ever had sex? If you do, do you just grab the girls tits and play with it through the whole thing?

I mean I'm not saying that you liking big breasts is bad but there is a lot more to a woman than just breasts. And there is a lot more to play around with in a woman than her tits.

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>>38191317
>Have you ever had sex? If you do, do you just grab the girls tits and play with it through the whole thing?
Ye-yeah, have I've been doing sex the wrong way all this time, are you not supposed to fondle and grab the tits while having sex????

>>38190673
Personality, works out, face. I dont give a shit abou the rest.

>>38191153

It's typically something virgins fantasize about because they don't realize how old hat tits get after your 2nd or 3rd dealing with them, they are just bags of fat

a good ass however inspires the most primal of sexual urges every time

>>38190590
asian femanon here, I've always been sort of confused about what constitutes as a good ass- do guys usually prefer bigger asses? how big is too big of an ass? does fat matter more than muscle? fat > muscle or muscle > fat? can you describe a good ass?

>>38191407

Pretty fat but not cellulite-fat, roundish, and decently wide hips

some form of hourglass figure and shouldn't be flat when looked at from the side

I personally don't like when it's a really big ass like a lot of black women

I think a lot of it is mostly genetic if you're completely screwed over in this department but you can help a bit by lifting

>>38191407
It has to be fatty but with muscle underneath it.

More fatty = more muscle needed to make it look good, like you got a fat ass with 30% of it being fat that you can jiggle but the other 70% is muscle so the ass doesn't sag or look like cellulite

>>38190673

>tits 6
>ass 5
>face 1
>works out 4
>personality 2
>how many sexual partners she's had 3

For wife/ long term material at least. No unless you're obese or sick, face aesthetics don't change much, butterfaces are unfortunate. Have to be personality compatible. Working out desires everything is tight.

I prefer shapely butt with skullcrusher thighs and smallish, but firm and perky boobs. Small boobs are better but only of they ain't saggy. Nothing sadder than tiny saggy boobs.

My gf actually has a cute face, nice personality, biggish firm boobs, but she has a petite frame and eats junk and doesn't work out so dunno how long that will last. Also it's hard to maintain a half decent cut around her. Parents are large people. Don't know what to do :/
For one night it be face, work out body, ass, tits,

If I'm drunk and lights out it would be ass, tits, work out, face.....personality

>>38191407
Bubbly is the main thing. Wider is better up to a point.

>>38190516
queer

>>38191407
only niggers like big asses. a good ass is a tight muscular one not a big fat man ass

>>38191566

>fat man ass

the fuck

>>38190673
1. Face
2. Personality
3. Tits
4. Ass
5. Partner nr

>>38191604
you act like you've never been in a CBT thread before. the asses of those guys are identical to girls with "fat" asses. literal fucking faggots like big asses get over it

>>38190334

Cup and bust aren't always proportional

>>38191640
not if you're doing it right

>>38191617

Spoken like a true faggot

Men can't attain the kind of asses women naturally can because they aren't biologically built like them

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>>38191407
Work your hamstrings. Everything will sort itself out.

I made a pic with what I consider to be the defining traits of a fantastic ass. I thing most important to me is the glute/hamstring seperation

>>38191617
t. faggot

>>38191686
you're either an enormous retard, or literally fucking gay. girls with big asses have asses identical to men. how many bubble butt men do you have to see before you get it through your fat fucking skull that big asses are a masculine quality. girls shouldn't have fat fucking asses and if you like it, you're a fucking gay boy

>>38191710
you're the faggot see above

>>38191317
Your argument is as dumb as the thread. People will love big juicy titties/A cups regardless, even if you think you get tired of fondling/slapping a pair of boobs after a few minutes. You don't need to do anything. The fact that she has big boobs changes the whole picture. Just watching em bounce is fascinating enough if you're a boob man. I don't need to stick my tongue in a woman's ass to enjoy it. The visual is appealing enough.

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>>38191721

>Girls with big asses have asses identical to men

so I was being trolled, I see

>>38191750
no, you're just a fucking closet faggot

>>38191729
True. I'm an ass man and it sucks because the thought of anal disgusts me, but all the pornstars with super butts do anal.

Remy LaCroix comes to mind.

Small or large the key to good tits is perkiness and firmness.

Good ass is round, but what makes it feminine is waist to hip ratio

>>38190355
My ex boyfriend specifically said to me "i like big tits, sorry" when i caught him cheating

So fuck off whore. No mental issues here, just stating the truth.

>>38191847
Guys like different things like girls do. A lot of guys prefer small tits.

>>38190527
ayye i'm an ass man too, but you can't even see their ass, by legs I meant thighs, and 1's looks the best

>>38190673
meming and high test aside

GF/Wifey:
>personality
POWER GAP
>face
>ass
>tits
POWER GAP
>works out
>sexual partners

>1-5
>6 options
>rating instead of ranking
yep, that's a femanon

>>38190673
1. Face
1. Check if fat or skinny
2. Personality
3. Tits
4. Ass
5. Works out (cos women can still look good if they don't)

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>>38190620

wew lad

>>38187399
Are you aware that breast size in no way relates to amount of milk produced?

Slapping a bigger tank on a car doesn't make it travel farther diatance-per-petrol-volume.

>>38190424
They THINK they face competition but they dont, not when it comes to dating atleast since there is an abundance of men

>>38187634
My experience is that small tits are generally considered more fragile and higher class.

In the ghetto maybe big tits run rampant, but in higher society it's all about being a pale frail/fit Princess. We've come full circle.

>>38190673
Order of most-to-least important:
1. How many sexual partners she's had
2. Ass
3. Personality
4. Face

Tits, and works out are just nice bonuses.
Yes 100% srs and no not a virgin/have gf

Even if she was a 10/10 appearance or personality-wise, if she's been run by a train, I could never date her. Sexist double standard, maybe, but I just don't think I could date a woman seriously who's slept with over five guys. Just feel like it devalues what you have, and tells you she's a sloot.

I'm only 22 though, maybe when I get older, I'll mature a little

>>38187136
as long as they are symmetrical and have no salami nipples, im fine with them. aesthetics is not just about size, just like in muscle building

>>38188781
It's like they accidently released two of their Hollywood clones at once and scrambled to make them out to be different people..

>>38189150
>>38189269
Holy shit what kind of crap is in your water if you think those are big? That's average Scandinavian at best. Only big about them is the saucer sized areolas. Haha

>>38189639
Post your tits and die happy knowing people will and have fapped to your tits.

>>38193855
Im pretty sure she has been fapped to already, she might not know it though

>>38187399
3 1 2 4

Small breasts are better though

>>38190673
Long term:
1. personality
2. number of sexual partners
3. face
4. work out
5. ass
6. tits

Short term:
1. face
2. ass
3. tits
4. personality
5. works out
6. number of sexual partners

>>38190424
The difference is that they look stupid because nobody else is biting the bait for competition.

Imagine you're walking through the park and suddenly someone races past you, stops 100m ahead and starts calling you a slow and a loser because you haven't crossed the finish line yet.

That's what you just described with women turning shit into a competition.

>>38193899
This guy gets it

>>38190673
>tits
5
>ass
3
>face
2
>works out
4
>personality
1
>how many sexual partners she's had
6

>>38193899
coulndt have made a better list if i treid. nice one anon

>>38193850
Where the fuck you at? All the danish girls I see are lanky blondes with small tits.

>>38194685
Really? might want to move to denmark then
Short girls with small tits are top tier but taller ones could work too
They easy to fuck or are they like normal girls?

>tfw not a chestlet but massively asymmetrical tits

>>38194968
I think that's kinda cute.

>>38194968
How massive? Like As and Ds living nextdoor?

>>38193899

But what we need is these lists but for men, then we can adjust accordingly

>>38188790
This, fucking nigaboos with their fat lard ass jungle fetish.

>>38187136
what the fuck is wrong wih you
thicc ass and thighs with flat chest is literally all you could want
preffering tits over ass is degenerate

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>tfw articles and men constantly say they like women with small boobs
>be constantly teased and made fun of by men on my AA's
Liars.

It's relative as long as she has THICC hips is okay

>>38195683
Offer to fuck the guys that make fun of you, I guarantee they'll accept. Then you can be confident that they don't think your tits are unattractive.

>>38195683
>Best bud is femlet, chestlet girl with bow legs. Very cute otherwise.
>I don't give a shit but constantly make fun of her. Think that that way I can make it fully clear I'm not interested in her sexually so we can be buds, plus there must be banter among friends.
>She develops crippling body image issues: I find tons of bookmarks for height and breast augmentation procedures on her PC.
>Ooops.
On the plus side; she later told me that the banter motivated her to get a good degree so she can pay for all that, shit's expensive.

Teasing aside: truth is unless you have the face of a post-menopausal native-Bolivian alpaca shepherdess - most guys would still go for you.

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>>38191407
I happen to be an expert on this topic.

Crash course:
- regional adipose tissue generation (aka "fat distribution") is promoted by sex hormones, among other things. Testosterone promotes abdominal fat, while estrogen promotes gluteo-femoral fat. Most people will have a mixture of both, but a fat person with high testosterone and low estrogen will look like a gorilla or Hank Hill; a fat person with low testosterone and high estrogen will look like a giant midget or an R. Crumb drawing. A fat ass is attractive because it means you're fertile. However,
- a fat ass alone looks garbage without a decent amount of muscle giving it shape. Fat is like cake icing basically, it sits on top of the cake and makes it look bigger and better, but the idea of a plate of icing with no cake underneath is fucking revolting. Glutes are the cake.
- hip breadth plays a major role too, and I'm talking skeletal structure here. Unless you're a teenager and still growing, there's not much you can do about this.

contd in a cold mome

>>38195979
>do guys usually prefer bigger asses?
"Prefer" is a tricky word. "Bigger" is also a tricky word. A bigger ass denotes fertility, which is attractive, but the quality of an ass is a three-factor cocktail of fat, muscle and hip breadth. You don't want a fat ass with no muscle. You don't want a muscular ass with no fat. You don't want to pack muscle on if you have poor gluteo-femoral fat promotion and narrow hips because you'll look like a man.
But if you have a decently feminine frame and you keep both muscle and fat in proportion to each other, then yes, a bigger ass is always better than a small ass.
Basically, your first order of business should be to make sure your sex hormones are where they should be. Your second order of business should be to squat to death.

>how big is too big of an ass?
Bigger than proportional. E.g. big ass with small thighs. People cite Nicki Minaj and Kim Kardashesaeshn, and those are good and bad examples. They're good examples of being out of proportion and looking unnatural, and they're bad examples because they're the result of plastic surgery and genuinely ARE unnatural. Realistically, the only ways your ass could be "too big" is if you get plastic surgery, have crazy narrow hips -- in which case you're fucked anyway -- or you're just obese.

>does fat matter more than muscle? fat > muscle or muscle > fat?
Both are absolutely vital. Minimize your test and dirty bulk like a mother fucker.

>>38188190
Who the hell funds these studies

No because iv noticed that chestlets usually have the most amazing faces.

>>38196180
>can you describe a good ass?
Trained glutes on a womanly pelvis under womanly fat distribution.

Bottom line is, ass is largely reflective of your endocrinological makeup. Lotta estrogen during puberty = wide hips. Lotta estrogen during bulking = fat ass + thighs. Change your endocrinology and you can change your body shape.

These traits are attractive for a reason, and that reason is that they share causality with your ability to get pumped full of my cum and successfully bear my children.
Disclaimer: lowering your testosterone and raising your estrogen will make you behave like a fucking mongoloid (colloquially, not racially). Source: watching MTF friends transition, watching exes treat PCOS, watching middle-aged men as their test drops off naturally.

>>38196212
It's actually pretty easy to justify geant funding of research for even the most pathetic research. They teach this stuff in methodolody courses. At most, all you have to say is that it's a basic understanding and it will help guide further research.

>>38190398
>tfw live in a border city with no passport

like 90% of my matches are in the other country :`(

>>38187975
I remember everyone liking tits as a kid, including my self. Then growing up everyone switched over to ass. The ones that stayed on tits were virgins. My theory is usually virgins stay committed to tits. As for your theory my mum isn't a chestlet and I'm fine with C's and D's

>>38189385

boobpedia.com

>>38187555
They could be cheating on you because your face is fucked. Is your face ugly?

>>38189779
>wearing a bra will cause back problems
>literally has never tried to run or go down stairs without one
Why do men think they know more about big tits than women who have them?

>>38190374
>implying all the faggots on this board know shit about breasts

>>38188019
>implying wymyn who are more than just chubby have the willpower to put down the fork

>>38190390
I'm 5'2" and 156lb, am a recovering hamplanet. Still 20lb away from healthy BMI
I've lost over 30 lb and 4 inches off my bust and it's still a H cup. My band size went down instead (32" from 36").
I do get some sort of satisfaction from having bigger tits than the really obese girls, especially if they're the types to go on about their "endowment".
Those whales are just fat chestlets

>>38195683
thats because theyre talking about small boobs
not the absence of them

>>38197556
You tell me

>>38198001
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK OFF

>>38190673
1.Face
2.Personaloty
3.Ass
4.Worksout
5.How many sexual partners
6.Tits

This only applies to relationships

>>38198001
Timestamp with tits

>>38198001
L O N D O N?
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N
D
O
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>>38187136
Medium sized tits are the best. Im an ass man either way though

>>38187136
>wanting a tit cow
>not valuing face and body over tits

Kiera is waifu tier

>>38198020
Img search would've shown you that pic is pure OC. So would the snapchat file name. Not posting my face again, just wanted to BTFO the autist who implied I had an ugly face

>>38198058
fake and gay
Timestamp with tits or gtfo

>>38198065
Meme harder faggot

>>38187136

Good question, but i'd say ugly faced women are the malets of their gender,

>>38198076
Show us your tits or we'll have to assume you're a poser faggot.

>>38190673
1. Face (as long as it's 5/10+ it's good)
2. Personality
3. Partners
4. Ass
5. Tits
6. Works out

>>38187555
I am very sorry that happened to you, but I fear my wife has the same Insecurities. She's a B cup and I love her more than life itself. But because she's knows the girl I used to be with had big tits she's insecure I think. I always make sure to love and cuddle her and I honestly do love her body. What can I do to make sure she dosent feel insecure. I don't even stare at other women when I go shopping with her.

>>38198001
Timestamp this shit

>>38189720
You know guys find boobs sweat really hot right. Don't feel bad about your body. I'm sure a good man will come along and appreciate you for who you are and especially the hard work you put for taking care of your body. Be positive and be happy. I hope You find happiness.

>>38198393
Your wife is meant to feel insecure m8, she'll keep having sex with you so long as she thinks you want to leave her for big tits

>>38191407
Just have a nice but it's ok. If it's a bit flat np.

>>38190595
Sounds like you're entering the sacred threesome zone there son

>>38191847
That Judt means he's an asshole.

>>38198486
The fuck are you on about. I don't want her o feel insecure about anything. I Want her to be happy and comfortable in her body. And looks good for fucks sake but she doesn't think that way since s he doesn't have bigger boobs.

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>>38198058
>Not posting my face again

>>38198713
You know how I know you have a shitty diet?