>anon, you want to get something to drink? >oh, you brought

>>38161833
I thought drinking a gallon of milk would subconsciously imbue you with the knowledge that I wanted to suck your tits.

Apparently you're too stupid to take a hint so I'll go drink my milk elsewhere. Thanks for nothing, roastie.

Because your tits are not lactating enough thats why

File: 1469385265155.jpg (106KB, 560x510px) Image search: [Google]

106KB, 560x510px

>>38161833
>tfw I have a literal phobia of women with long, straight brown hair and glasses.

>>38161833
Take those stupid glasses off, they don't make you look """cute""" or """""""nerdy"""""".

>>38161833
You'll be drinking my man milk tonight you degenerate whore ;_;

>>38161897
y tho

>>38161897
If only we could harness this much autism

>>38161907

Fuck you. She is perfect. 10/10 would marry.

>>38161833
Just tear off your shirt.

>>38161939
nose makes her a 8/10

>>38161924
I don't know, I just never get along with them. They're the definition of Plain Jane, get lost in crowds.

>>38161937
no bully pls

>>38161897
Lmao

LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

when the meme is PHAT amirite my nigas

>>38161833
sauce for the love of god
would give up porn and sloots, wife, and love forever

>>38162160
https://www.instagram.com/jessmclements/

>>38162159
u made me kek desu

>>38162159
kill yourself

>>38161993

The glasses take attention away from the nose.

>>38161833
Yea my mom didn't give me milk when I was young so I am making up for it ;)

>>38161833
Anyone else notice how fat her nose is?
Also thick eyebrows

>>38161833

weird ass nose

>>38161939
In reality she's not a 10/10

Only in your fantasy is she a 10/10

Milk is the best recovery drink.

>>38162583
Her body and all 9/10 but her nose doesn't work for me. I have a fetish for nice noses. A woman can have everything but not a good nose and its a no for me. That nose is a solid 3/10

File: 200px-HappyMerchant[1].gif (15KB, 200x225px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 200x225px

dat nose...

File: Screenshot_2016-08-03-18-19-33.png (218KB, 1440x2560px) Image search: [Google]

218KB, 1440x2560px

This is the part I get stuck on

>>38163651
She's DTF. Get her number, meet, then meat.

>>38163651
dude look at her she's happy about any attention she can get

dont waste your time and just be straight forward. if she says no at least you got it over with quickly

>>38161907
Those are clearly prescription lenses, dummy

>>38163673
No, don't sperg and be straightforward. Just move forward.

File: Screenshot_2016-08-03-18-58-41.png (264KB, 1440x2560px) Image search: [Google]

264KB, 1440x2560px

Well lads

>>38164045
she seems boring

>>38164084
Well thank you!

>>38164045
You fucked up. Escalated way too abruptly. 90%+ probability.

>>38164098
She said
>Haha nice one :)

>>38164045
>Well thank you :)

Literally a spam bot. Enjoy your trojan hax0r

>>38164140
nice brah

>>38164140
sounds like a bot

>>38164140
Lol show area code. Please don't be 902

>>38161897
>literal phobia
Tumblr is thataway

>>38164140
pics cause you're hot since those lines are so shit.

>>38164446
352 which is where I live

>>38164449
I'm nothing special, I promise

>>38164449
agreed

>>38164045
You're much better than I am, I always fuck up and get my pick up lines mixed together.

"Nice teeth, they'd look better on my floor."

>>38164448
Can't tumblr, also have liberal phobia too.

>>38164495
"Did it hurt?"
>did what hurt?
"When you examined the bone I have for you?"

>>38162059

>They're the definition of Plain Jane, get lost in crowds.

Ideal serial killer

>>38163651

Think of two things you enjoy doing that aren't weird or spergy. Something that won't be a huge time commitment. The next thing you day to her should be "X or Y?" Once she picks one of those two things give her a concrete date, time, and location.

Don't ASK her "Would you like to go do X sometime?" Say "Café Brioso on 3rd, this Thursday at 6?"

From here one of three things ought to happen. She'll either accept, decline and offer an alternate option, or decline and offer up some bullshit. If it's not either of the first two, you're done here.

>>38164140
>>38164341
>>38164400
>>38164446
>>38164449
lol the chick is a 6/10 get a grip

>>38164140
she's so fucking boring, sounds disinterested but probably just unimaginative

>>38161833
MILK IS FOR BABIES. I DRINK BEER AND HARD LIQUOR.

BOTTOMS UP BABE.

>>38161907
I disagree

>>38162321
Good catch

>>38161833
what the fuck is wrong with your nose harlot

File: 10914399_1568810579997406_1394825219_n.jpg (88KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

88KB, 640x640px

>tfw no kazakh gf

File: rich-piana-5-percent-jug-black-big.jpg (24KB, 175x200px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 175x200px

>>38162159
fuck yeh