What is the most /fit/ being on the planet and why is it the

>>38155008
There are micro organisms that can survive in the void of space. Your ants would be ravaged in seconds

This and
>able to lift bw X 5000

>>38155029
But a micro-organism is like a shut-in home-gym guy who is aesthetic as fuck but never leaves his house.....so it doesn't really matter....everybody sees ants.

>>38155008
Ants also weigh close to nothing, so they probably wont experience that hard of an impact

lmao manlet animal
correct answer is either a bison or a gorilla

>>38155008
if you flicked an ant of the World trade Centre, they would become mush too

>>38155061
>be gorilla
>get shot

>>38155069
nope

>>38155069
the WTC collapsed jackass

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>>38155076
said something bitchboi?

>>38155069
fuck no, its superior lean mass means it would be gently carried by the fucking wind and have a broken fall

face it, ants win all of the time

>>38155182
>win all the time
i literally pee on ants and they die

>>38155076
Harambe would be your shit stfu nigga

>>38155124
D I C K S O U T F O R H A R A M B E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-joBGF7q1tI

This thread just saved my day thank you anons

>>38155214
how can you drown when you have no lungs

keep wishing, faggot.

>>38155247
lmao you can literally killl 1000s of them with a hose

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>>38155061
Are bisons the most alpha animal?

>6 feet tall (not even manlets)
>thick beard
>huge
>sharp horns
>up to 3000lbs
>run 35 mph
>good swimmers
>aggressive
>comfy hump filled with muscle
>can plow through snow with its head
>alpha voice
>can run long distances
>6 feet vertical jump
>extremely thick coat
>rolls for fun
>23 inch tail
>6.6 - 9 feet long
>kills over 200 people every year

>>38155050
Yet they're far more relatable to people on /fit/ than ants which are social with other ants

>>38155270
That just Pisses them off. You gotta pour gas on their ant hill and set it ablaze

>>38155364
apparently soapy water works

>>38155270
they'd just burrow into the mud and chill out there

>>38155337
>6 feet vert
>35mph top speed
Damn, mirin athleticism

>>38155076
>be American
>get shot
Noticing a trend?