I just ate an omelette made from eggs that expired 2 weeks

>>38151660
the only eggs that expire are old woman's

Yes.

Nah, but you'll probably shit your guts out later.

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ur ded bud, write me in ur will

>>38151660
Sauce on pic

>>38151921
Bump for this semon demon

>>38151660
eggs last 30 days if you put them in the fridge
if the yolk seemed fine then the egg was most likely fine too

>>38151685

boy

>>38151921
who is this >>38152112

>>38151660
Who is this sauce boss?

sauce plssss

>>38151660
you're goint to make it!, your way to the graveyard though...

>>38151660
Smoke some cigarettes, the smoke will suffocate the bacteria in your stomach.

>>38153681
this

>>38151660
Dude, Expired food is like 50% of my diet.
Everyone knows expiration dates were made by the Jews to get you to spend more money on food.

hey anon.............................sauce

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Sauce?????

>>38153681
>>38153712
Well no, you need to swallow the lit cigarette to fully suffocate it.

>>38151921
>>38151933
>>38152837
>>38153645
https://www.instagram.com/zsuzsustarr/?hl=en

>>38154378

Thanks anon

I think I'm in love

>>38153807
wtf are you a swamp hag?

don't eat expired dairy or moldy shit please, meat and eggs should be ok if they were in the fridge/freezer