Who else D E V I L I S H here? >tell manlets I'm 5'11

>>38136658
>don't wanna sniff manlet zone
>tell everyone I'm 6'1"
>actually 5'11 7/8"

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>>38136658
>be 181cm tall
>americans ask me how tall i am
>say 6'0 because one feet = 30cm
>one feet is actually 30.48cm, placing me at 5'11
The lanklets think I'm one of them

>been working out for 5 years
>when people ask if I work out I tell them I don't

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>>38136658
>people ask if I work out
>tell them I do push-ups and sit-ups once a week

>be 5'10 around short friends
>say I'm 5'8 with shoes on
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>>38136749
6'4 thanks to that

>Eat like shit in front of fatties
>Challenge them to gobbling up fast food
>Counting calories in the back of my head
>Do extra cardio at the end of the day to make up for it
>Even skip Breakfast some days when I know I'll be eating with them
>Say that I never work out
>It's all genetics

>>38136943
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>>38136749
>6'0
>lanklet

>>38136920
same except 179cm

>lose about 20kg in 6 months
>fat girl asks me how I did it
>told her I just have skinny genetics

>>38136749
>tfw 180 cm is a few millimeters away from 5'11

if you round my height down I'm a 5'10 king of manlets

>>38136775
>>38136893
same, normies are retarded and will ask you a million questions if you tell them about lifting

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>Do you take any supplements
>No
>Not even protein?
>Waste of money I spend the money you spend on supplements on McDonalds to hit my macros

>>38136943
Oh that's clever

>>38136775
I do this too. It started with me telling people I didn't workout when asked because I didn't want them to know so if I failed in gaining weight they wouldn't know, but now I only do it to fuck with people, I just say that it was age and eating more.

>>38138897
>tfw 180.2cm

You don't know the pain, I've almost escaped manletism

>Tfw 5'7
>Tfw 185
>Can't even run for 10 minutes without dying
>Give advice on /fit/ on several threads
Maybe i got you :^)

>>38136943
Are you the chick with ham friends who you went with on a camping trip and shit like that

>say i'm 6'1 in my Tinder profile to set up dates with hot chicks
>i'm actually 5'4"