>its your cheat meal >you go out to eat >your food comes

>>38128082
#dicksoutforharambe

>>38128082
>implying I have cheat meals

>>38128082
What happened to rossfit you nigger

>>38128082
>eating chicken everyday
>having one cheat meal per week
>a nigger is eating my cheat meal

do you seriously think I'd be eating chicken as a cheat meal OP?

I tell my girlfriend to tell him to stop and observe from a distance.

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>>38128082

> cheat meal
> making it

rap battle

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>leaving food out on a table unattended when you're eating alone

>>38128222
Eating alone was never mentioned. D-Do you eat out alone?

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I'd start crying and run out of the restaurant

>>38128082
>PUNCH HIM IN THE HEAD LIKE A FUCKING BOSS

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Rick Ross just a cop with some bad tattoos.

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>>38128236

If he's not eating alone, then his friends/gf just let some random black guy sit down and eat his fucking food?

>"Yeah brah I thought you were cool with tyrone having a bite haha"

>>38128222
I always feel so bad for people who eat places alone. Same thing for people going see a movie alone.

>>38128089
>>38128089
hello, reddit

>>38128321
>tfw zero friends
>do both of these things often
>always feel awkward doing it
;_;

>>38128082
Order the most expensive everything to the table, rack up at least a grand for the bill.

Then go across the road to the dirty kebab place with the sound staff and sit off with them to watch the magic happen.

>>38128305
It's Rick Ross the Boss, not a random black guy. He could buy your family 20x over.

>>38128082
slap him and run away because he'll never catch me

>>38128402
That is rude

>>38128321
Why? I go out to eat alone because I get different types of food that I can't make at home. I usually sit at the bar if there's a seat available there.

>>38128082
I'd get pretty upset tbqh. I would say
"What the fuck, man?!" And then promptly ask to be moved to a different table and have a fresh meal comped.
Doing anything else is pretty fucking stupid you bunch of aspies