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>walk into gym
>handed a complimentary bar of soap and face towel
>head to squat rack
>siiiiiiiiiigh
>someone left their pillow and electric blanket here
>try not to move their stuff as that could be a bad thing
>start deadlifting around his/hers items
>drop the 20lb plate on their pillow
>ohshitfuckwhatdo.jpg
>big minotaur looking fella walks up to me
>"I SAY, NOW I SAY, WHAT HAVE YE DONE TO ME FAVOURITE PILLOW? ME EAGLE WAS NAPPING INSIDE OF IT, HE'S PROBABLY PERISHED NOW"
>"s-sorry sir, i couldn't deadlift 40lbs and had to drop the weights"
>he proceeds to take my soap, towel, and pillow mint then leaves the gym with his dead eagle, blanket, and pillow
>I get banned from gym for 12.5 weeks
What do I do? I'm going to lose my gains. Help!!!!
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Where exactly did you expect this thread to go
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>>38119978
I don't know
I'm really drunk
I didn't expect to write more than 3 lines
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>>38119978
i mean its sort of creative, i like how the guy had a pillow and electric blanket coz like no way would someone have that at the gym. Eagle part was a stretch i would agree
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Nice literary devices. I imagine the eagle is some sort of symbolism of freedom and the ability/strength to not handle the deadlift is showing how youre not free until youre strong
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nice post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :DDDDDD
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>>38119969
fuck, famm. I hate when that happens.
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>>38119969
At least it wasn't his kinema falcon
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>>38119969
Electro blankets are v comfy op
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>>38119969
you're just lucky it wasn't 13 weeks which is typical for this sort of offence
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>barred from the gym cinema because I refused the penis inspection
What do I do? The power racks and platforms are in the viewing room.
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