So /fit/ I'm going clubbing with my mates tonight. What

>>38101992
tell them you do vegan crossfit. chicks dig it.

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>>38101992
Ask the pussy them what her favourite lift is and why?

>>38101992

use the archeologist line.

Used it 6 times now and 4 tims it worked because they thought it seemed witty or some shit.

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>>38101992
Fucking beta faggot doesnt know how to socialise

>>38101992

what you cant say with your mouth cant be replaced with big biceps

lrn2socialize motherfucker

push-pull

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>>38102062
>socialise

>>38101992
leave your tshirt on..

was pretty drunk last weekend and danced without my tshirt on.. pretty embarrassing

just walk up to every girl you see and start grinding your dick on her ass.

>>38102113
>was pretty drunk last weekend and danced without my tshirt on.. pretty embarrassing
Probably only cause you're fat or really DYEL or something. If you're in an appropriate setting like a house party chicks dig it

>body part that gets the most pussy
Your personality isn't corporeal m8

>>38102187
>tfw no personality

>>38102060
What fucking line is this?

>>38102187
Bro, I know, but what do chicks dig the most?

>>38102360
I bet it's the back.

>>38102354
Are you an archaeologist?
Because I have a large bone for you to examine

>>38102581
The femur?

>>38102559
Probably, they sure love touching it

>>38101992

>What is the best strategy to get pussy tonight?

be the person having the most fun . that's literally it.

>>38102154
>appropriate setting
>house party

Not unless you have Chad levels of confidence breh