>tfw you will never be as ripped, buff and strong as pic related

File: savickas moya.jpg (61KB, 402x560px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 402x560px

Says who?

>>38086851
>tfw you'll never be a fat hawaiian powerlifter uncle for your troubled half hawaiian nephew and save him from the betaness of his father rubbing off on him
>you'll never be somebody's uncle Iroh
>you'll never be the jolly fat man who gets along with everyone and fucks bitches with his huge dick and large stacks of cash
>you will never host family get togethers nor surf with your buddies
>you'll always be a skinny white boy who can't choose between wanting to be feminine or masculine

Feels bad man

>>38087573
Jonah hill looks bigger these days

>>38087573
GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG CMON

>>38087704
What the fuck is there to choose?
You're a man, so be a man

You can be all that shit you said if you don't act like a sissy

File: image.png (373KB, 896x1289px) Image search: [Google]

373KB, 896x1289px

>>38087704
>tfw you'll never be a fat hawaiian powerlifter uncle for your troubled half hawaiian nephew and save him from the betaness of his father rubbing off on him
>you'll never be somebody's uncle Iroh
>you'll never be the jolly fat man who gets along with everyone and fucks bitches with his huge dick and large stacks of cash
>you will never host family get togethers nor surf with your buddies
>you'll always be a skinny white boy who can't choose between wanting to be feminine or masculine
Anon, I-i can't keep living like this.

>>38087573
I have way more respect for a cut strongman than a fatass.

>>38087573
>ripped
you gotta be kidding. Also Pudz was at dangerous weight of 150kg. Savickas is 180 or more and I wouldn't be surprised if he died in the near future. I hope he won't though.

>>38088639
Except Z was better in every way and Pudz only has 5 WSMs because Z and many others didn't compete from 2005-8. Pudzianowski was a brilliant strongman, one of the best ever, but his last three titles have fairly big asterisks over them. Z is the GOAT

File: big z.jpg (192KB, 897x960px) Image search: [Google]

192KB, 897x960px

>>38088639
Aint really a fat ass

>>38088864
He's leaned down a lot. I hope he can get back into shape for WSM 2017, it'd be a huge injustice for him to not retire with 5 titles.

File: 1469281598258.jpg (642KB, 1043x1315px) Image search: [Google]

642KB, 1043x1315px

>>38086851
>tfw op
>leaves out mma record
>'functional strength'
where is supermang btw?

>>38087573
Big Z is the best strongman ever but I'd rather be Pudz still.