You are in the club and this guy patronizes your gf's

Surely not get him into a car and crash it.

GOLEM GET YE GONE

GOLEM DON'T PATRONIZE US

>>38078811
I offer him a job as my personal chauffeur of course.

What's the objective of having 6 tits?

>>38078832
Speed holes

The uncrashable fridge

>>38078832
>>38078832
self sufficient on producing protein in milk

>>38078832
built in airbags

>>38078811
throw punch at speed of car

>>38078811
ask to see his ass

>design car for homo sapiens
>design humanoid to survive car crashes in cars made for homo sapiens

"artists" always find new ways to waste their time


>build a factory for corkscrews
>design an alien utensil that could be made in the factory

why do these imbeciles get news coverage

Tell him/her/cis that mib called. They want the light of Zartha back.

>>38084477
>artists

it was the victorian government lmao. australians perfecting irl shitposting too

Hit him with my car

>>38078832
protecting internal organs you flippin' dork

>>38078811
not
>you're walking down the street and this guy crashes into your girlfriend's ass

>>38078811
I leave him alone. He has the perfect body structure for surviving a car accident therefor superior genes that should be passed down. My girlfriend will be taking his cock whether she likes it or not.

>>38078832
Breast enhancement facilities make 6 times their original profits.
Its all a conspiracy started by the plastic surgeon committee.

Tell him he is the superior male.

Challenge him to a game of chicken

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Tell him "G'day cunt. I'll bloody kill yah you pooftah. No bloke ever touch my cunt like that. I'll beat you bogan style and have a ciggy on yah mate"

>>38084963
>not VB
YA BLEW IT DINGUS

>>38084963
oi graham ya cunt chuck us a tinny

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>>38084990
>>38085002
Give a bloke a bloody break. I'm having brekkie, still half rotten from last night.

>>38078811
would this guy be the best boxer in the world?

>>38078811
challenge him to a car crashing duel

>>38085192
Maybe, but he doesn't seem like he could hit very hard. Just immune to kos, would most likely lose on points all the time

OP, leave Branch Warren alone

>>38084694
cuck

>>38078811
RUMPELSTILTSKIN

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>>38078811
challenge him to digimon

>>38078811
They really ought to make the female version of this guy

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>>38078811
Kill it before it starts playing mind games.

>>38085560
PLEASE GOLEM, DON'T PATRONIZE US

>>38078811

Okay, I've seen this a lot lately. What the hell is it? It's not real, is it?

Goddammit is this what happens when you let people with down syndrome breed?

>>38088617
It's a car crash survivor,be more respectful

>>38086114
PLEASE GOLEM, DON'T PATRONIZE US

>>38088617
that's our boy hemingway

>>38088617
it's the modern american

>>38086114
please golem, don't patronize us

>>38078832
>7 vaginas

>>38089859
at least he's seen a vagina

PLEASE GOLEM, DON'T PATRONIZE US