How do I make my shit harder? It's rather soft. Should I

No. Less fiber, more starch

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Opiates.

>tfw literally sticking a pen up my ass in the bathroom to try and break up the brick stuck in there.

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>>38077378
Are you a mathematician?

'cause it sounds like you needed to work something out with a pen

so there is alot of moist in your p00?

start running! do more crunches, it helps ;)

also stop drinking water

>>38077412
>also stop drinking water
What else am I supposed to drink?

>>38077294
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>>38077423
tomato / vegetable drinks, coconut milk

>>38077423
coffee with 4 scoops

>>38077294
drink water
look for soluble fibre, highest fruits containing them are passionfruit and avocado

>>38077294
Drink energy drinks over water. Get dehydrated. I took a shit two days ago ripped my ass and I flushed before I wiped and that fucker clogged the toilet on its own.