>go to gym to work out >havent showered in a couple days

kill yourself OP

>not showering everyday

Degenerate

>>38050525
(You)

>tfw haven't showered in 8 days because it hasn't rained here in months and my well is almost dry

I've never felt so gross in my life and I fucking reak, I'm in ontario and its a damn heat wave

>>38050525
sorry OP

>>38051128
So go to the nearest lake and have a swim. It'll be like 90% as effective as a shower.

>>38051128
>well
Peasant swerve

>>38050525
>thinly veiled cut vs. uncut thread

kys op

>>38050525
my ex used to call me "cock lobster" because sometimes my cock would smell like fucking lobster the morning after we fucked if I didn't shower

>>38050525
You're a disgrace you nasty motherfucker

>>38051159
>can't afford to live outside the city

gnarly !!

>>38051155
I'm gonna jump in my neighbors pool later when they're sleeping, the chlorine should kill these gross germs

>>38051159
>Can't get takeaway or take showers

>>38051261
>implying you can't order food when you have a well

enjoy paying a water bill every month

>>38051379
Jokes on you. My mum and dad pay the water bill

>>38051170
how does a lobster smell

>>38052323
*what does a lobster smell like

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>>38051070
>tfw I got excited for a minute

>>38051170
My pussy smells like fish and orange juice if I get creampied and dont wash it out

>>38052452
did you mean boipucci?