>tfw I'm the only person in my family that has any real

>>38043429
I take forever to take a shit :(

never understoon why people always have such a hard time pooping, I go once or twice a day and Im done in a minute
I almost never have gases either, maybe Im a special snowflake after all

I own a bidet
>Tfw this isn't standard practice
Fucking disgusting you all

>>38045872
How does having a bidet help you shit if you have a bad diet?

>>38043429
>Spend 5 minutes tops taking a poop
>Friends say they take 20 minutes

Why is this a common thing? Why would you take so long on the toilet that you can actually read the newspaper.

>>38043429
I'm done in 5.
I take longer because I read/ go on my phone whilst shitting

I don't understand people who regularly take more than 5 minutes to poop. I go in, I plop a few healthy looking poos (always check your poo!), I wipe, wash hands, and I'm out. I'd be scared if I regularly took 20 minutes to shit. People need to up their probiotics.

>>38043429
I take about 5 min shit but I masterbate to the aroma so it turns out over all to be 40 minutes

>>38043429
I take like 8 5-10 min shits a day with one 30 minute one waking up on the toilet in the morning, 'cause all I eat is pasta and whey until I get my pay.

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Tfw my normie friends give me shit for how fast I poop

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>>38043429
I eat 25-30 gm of saturated fat and 25-gm 30 fiber daily and 2700 cal, 2-3 <5 minute shits a day , no problems man

>>38043429
How do kitties not spend an hour shitting? All they eat is meat

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>tfw only poop once every two days
All this free time lads, it's so satisfying

>>38043429
>he fell for the fiber meme

Have been zerocarb for years, shit like clockwork after me morning coffee.

poo 2 times a day
each time aI spend ~1h with my ipad

Good thing about fibers is: I eat a large meal, I poop right after it.

My elder brother eats bananas like an ape and takes a shit once every two or three days.