ITT: BAD GYM STORIES >be in australia >out of town >go

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>>38035234
>be in africa
>go to the local gym for the first time
>gym is outdoor
>the weights are concrete built directly on the bar
>no label
>mfw

>>38035234
Oh I get it bad as in like boring. Gr8 thread

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>>38035234
kilograms are only good for measuring how much of a cuckold you are

>>38035234
2lbs is 0.9kg
this is really easy come on

>>38035262
Fucking awesome if true

Please be

>>38035234

A 45lb plate is 20kg

>go to a golds
>some weird old guy is airhumping 185lbs with a pussy pad
>it's painful to watch
>I have to sit there and waste my time while this asshole pelvis thrusts the air
>the look on his face is smug and when he finally leaves he tries to walk off all big and bad

>go to another golds
>some lanklet who just started ss who probably posts here does his whole routine in the squat rack
>the other squat rack is taken by a guy doing shrugs
>I have to sit and watch this

>go to LA fitness because friend asks me to and free pass
>get a squat rack at busy hours
>some retarded old woman working out near me
>have to to tell her nicely to go away so she doesn't get hurt
>she looks confused and stays
>a guy walks up to me and starts HITTING ON ME
>asking me what sports I play and if I'm into hockey or on a hockey team
>literally licking his lips and won't go away

I don't know how anyone can lift at commercial gyms, glad I don't have to anymore. I never have to wait for stuff or see dumb shit.

pro-tip: amerilards don't have half plates, they use 45lb and then 25lb instead of 22.5lb.
I realized that when I once loaded 10kg on one side and 25lb (11kg) on the other.

> be me
> doing squats
> aim for 8 reps
> get 7
Bad feels

>manlet loads up deadlifts
>grunt and groans like he's severely constipated the whole time
>Looks around side to side IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS REPS
>does two sets like
>idiot has the bar misloaded with ten pounds more on one end than the other
>this idiot manlet is me

At least it was a PR

>>38035234
derrimuts? all the machines are in lbs, but their free weights are all in kgs

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>>38035905
>tfw plateau in the no gains zone

>>38035818
>>go to a golds
>>some weird old guy is airhumping 185lbs with a pussy pad
>>it's painful to watch
>>I have to sit there and waste my time while this asshole pelvis thrusts the air
>>the look on his face is smug and when he finally leaves he tries to walk off all big and bad
nothing wrong with hip thrusts
>>go to another golds
>>some lanklet who just started ss who probably posts here does his whole routine in the squat rack
>>the other squat rack is taken by a guy doing shrugs
>>I have to sit and watch this
nothing wrong with this either
>>go to LA fitness because friend asks me to and free pass
>>get a squat rack at busy hours
>>some retarded old woman working out near me
>>have to to tell her nicely to go away so she doesn't get hurt
>>she looks confused and stays
>>a guy walks up to me and starts HITTING ON ME
>>asking me what sports I play and if I'm into hockey or on a hockey team
>>literally licking his lips and won't go away
Something wrong with this

>>38036058
The old man was trying to squat it looked like airfucking

>>38035818
Thats a Brazilian Jiu Jitsu technique its defense to when someone gets the worst position on you the mount. He is strengthening his bridge.

>>38035970
KEK