you could be Dan Blizerian who is a 5'9" manlet or

nobody here at any height would get a fraction of the puss those guys get even tho the Asian is probably gay

>>38010065

You sound insecure as fuck loser.

>>38010065
think thats viper from misc

>>38010065
Fuck off faggot no one cares about your stupid hypothetical shit.

>>38010065
Do I get Dan's money? All I need is the money.

>>38010304
>you could be Dan Blizerian

yes you get the money

>>38010065
I'd choose me, but 6'4" instead of 6'1".
My parents are multi-millionaires anyway, thanks to recent inheritances, we've gone from dirt poor to the 1%. He doesn't have too much that is unreachable for me, short of ultra-luxury, like his own jet or 6 houses to host mad parties with high priced escorts.
I've got my own place, no mortgage, I'm finishing my stem double degree, I've got a job, a car etc. Had most of my own shit in order before the money even came through. Parents bought me a house, which I'm renting out so I can live with them .

Can't complain.

>>38010245
>>38010294
beta manlets/azns detected

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>>38010065
I'm 6' and already have a small dick so meh, I'll just keep being me. Never was a setback, desu.

>Having that much money
>All the supermodels you could want
>guns, expensive vehicles
>Being in good shape
>more free time than all of /r9k/
>still need approval from people on Facebook you don't know.

No I think I'm okay with not being Dan Bilzerian.

I have enough chicken legs for dinner tonight as it is.

>>38010065
be me at 10 feet and break every lifting record ever

>>38010325
Wow, wish I had my own house, and a job. And a mind that doesn't remind me to kill myself everyday, and maybe a girl so I can stop fantasizing about my cousin because she was the last one to give me attention. I'd take some motivation too, help me get through college.

>>38010065
>5'9"
no

>>38010689
He has to show it off to gain.money, it's a business

>>38010475
I thought you tall fellars had a big one

>>38010065
>you could be a 5'9 millionaire or you could be tall

wow, what a hard choice

I pity the fool honestly. All the roids, drugs, parties and whores in the world but I pity him. He just comes off as majorly insecure person and will probably die before 50

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>>38010475
>mfw only 5'10 but girls say I have a huge cock

>>38011466
>dat rationalizing

>>38010065
Well... can I just get his money and keep my height?

Guy seems to have some serious mental problems. Still would take his money and with that his bitches.

I would be myself at my current height.

Yeah I'm jelly of his money but not his heart condition or his coke addiction. He had 2 life threatening heart attacks so far.

I wouldn't want to be Dan Blizerian.

I believe in stoic life-affirmation. I like who I am, and living on struggle street is a part of that. I won't always be struggling, but when I'm not it will be all the more satisfying because I was.

>>38010065

I'd rather choose death than choose to be anything other than myself.

>>38010386

Yeah, but they ARE right; you sound like a typical teenager who is impressionable but still lacks the maturity to use proper judgement and rational thinking; it's painfully obvious that your analytical skills are not developed if you are valuing someone ELSE's life so much that you create fantastic hypothetical situations whereby you experience their lives.

>>38011286
What kind of business model is that? It doesn't seem sustainable: spend money to show it off and then how do you get a return on your investment?

>>38011882
>yfw those are the same

>>38010065
Damn viper is huge now. For those who don't know he was a pretty prominent miscer a few years back, right after the zyzz era

>5'9"
>manlet

I'm 5'5", does that make me a midget or something?

>>38011922
Social media site clicks and sponsorships for ability to influence

Peep Kim Kardashian's new book "Look at Me, Now Pay Me, Thank you"

>>38011969
where is my face

>>38010065
I will gladly take Dan's daddy's money and then never post an instagram picture ever again and stop doing all the other embarrassing shit that he does.