>tfw I can squat 3 plates >tfw can't even do

How could you even explain that biologically?

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>tfw no matter how fit I get I'll always be ugly
>my genetic line ends with me
Sorry mom and dad...

>>38008183
Shit mobility,
I can sqiat 5 but cant do a pistol squat

>>38008183
Air is heavy m8

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>>38008187
>tfw tried to act like an Alpha in a girl's DMs
>get shot down for being ugly

>>38009328
>idk im autistic

Kek

>>38009328
Dude wtf was that pickup line? it seems like you are attacking her or something. If she thinks you are ugly why did she even add you lmao, and what's with that "i am autistic"

CRINGE.

>>38009328
Imagine if a girl said that to you. What would your response be?

>>38009378
I would actually be pretty happy

>>38009398
You would be happy that she has temporarily lowered her standards for you despite her straight up telling you, "I desire other men but you will do for now"?

>>38009328
Transcendent Alpha
He is above this realm now
He even chooses to leave behind girls
Good job

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>>38008172
>never squatted in gym
>can do pistol squat with both legs

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>>38009412
but doing pistol squats with both your legs is a normal squat

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>>38009426
ok let me correct
>can do pistol squats

>>38009404
I could probably tell that if she desired other men she probably wouldnt have hit me up in the first place

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>>38009328

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>can deadlift 200kg
>cant lift the bar

>>38009412
Do you lift them up at the same time?

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>>38009426
underrated

>Can deadlift gf
>Can't gf basketball shorts to the gym

>>38009493
>Do you lift them up at the same time?
Sometimes, but that is what we call a jump.

>>38009508
>weighted lifts

>tfw I can squat 500lbs
>tfw I will never be taller than 5'6"

>tfw can squat lmao3pl8
>still cant stop thinking about ex every time i go to bed

>>38009328
so you called a girl ugly and youre suprised she called you ugly back? thats not alpha at all.. holy fucking shit man get off the internet you are delusional

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>tfw I can do pull-ups with 30kg attatched
>tfw can't even do one bodyweight pull-up

>>38009328
>trying to neg

This is what happens when you don't know wtf you're doing you beta cunt.

>tfw i can flat bb bench 315 9 times, only back squat 315 8 times
>tfw i bench more than i squat

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>>38010746
I KNOW RIGHT
YOU JUST CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
HILARIOUS

>>38011192
>Doctor Goldberg

Now that's triggering.

>Can do one armed pullups
>Can't do a regular pullup
I lost my arm in Nam