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Alright guys lets hear your best stories.
Here's mine.
>Be Freshman in college
>Sitting outside my dorm hall
>Notice a girl I knew from high school
>"Hi anon what are you up to?"
>I make some dumb joke about getting mad bitches
>"You'll have to make some time for me anon"
>"What?"
>Spaghetti starts falling out of my pocket
>"You and me will have to hang out sometime anon, like a date."
>My face turns bright red
>Somehow I convince myself that she's messing with me
>"I don't think you want to"
>Stand up and run to my dorm room
>Lock the door
>mfw
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pls kys
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I'm hitting deads tomorrow and i think i can hit 305x9.
Gonna kill that shit boys.
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>be me
>age 20
>have this huge crush on a girl
>start talking to her regularly, eventually end up dating
>2 months into the relationship she asks if I want a threesome with another man
>I hesitate but say "ok, if we'll do it with another girl after"
>all is well
>she'll pick the male and I get to pick the female
>the night of the threesome some guy walks in who she's friends with
>Not too bad looking, skinny, don't feel intimidated by him
>after quite a lot of drinks we start getting it on
>we are kissing her neck and generally playing with her
>she pushing us away and says "I want you guys to make out"
>I'm slightly nervous but the alcohol gave me a fuck it vibe
>we start making out and playing with eachother's nipples as she watches
>moments later we're back at her again but the guy keeps stroking my back and trying to grab my penis
>the night goes on and on and we continue to drink throughout
>somehow end in a position where I'm near his penis and he pokes it towards me
>gf says "suck it" and I stupidly do
>we continue to have sex and the night ends
I don't hear from my gf for a few days and get a test saying it's over. I freak out and ask her why she says "I only dated you because my gay friend wanted to have sex with you"
I didn't really have sex with him but I did suck his dick and rubbed his asshole
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>>37996733
You got cucked hard.
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>>37996733
bro..
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>>37996733
This is definitely not real.
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>>37996848
I wish, I'm 24 now and have trust issues with women
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>>37996733
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>>37996733
n-no homo, right?
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>>37996733
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>>37994975
Couldnt just say, "Hahahaah yeah I'll guess I have to."
GG bruh breh just kys
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>>37996733
>chick went out with a guy she didn't like for 2 months just so her faggot friend can "semi," Bang you.....holy shit I didn't believe it till now but women are evil
also ...
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>>37997044
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Last night hit 495 dead. 8 singles
Felt good to finally be in respectable numbers after lumbar snap two yeara ago
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>>37996733
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>go to a punk show a buddy's playing at
>some chicks start rubbing up on me and shit, kinda trashy but pretty hot
>i just stand there and do nothing
>they get bored and leave
>fuckin alpha
i was just enjoying the music desu
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>>37996692
We're all gonna make it breh.
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