>be me >resting between sets >cute Asian girl aty

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>>37979843
>"umm no-nothing."

>>37979843
>she turns around, almost instinctively and catches me staring

if you are good looking, all you had to do was make eye contact, chuckle, and say i'm sorry.

if you're bad looking, don't stare at girls.

>>37979898
sad truth if I've ever heard one.
funny how when you're average looking but fit, you might be on different sides of that fence for different girls:
hot girls still think I'm a creep
cute chubs smile when they catch me staring
At least I know my place.

>>37979898
Singles of truth

>>37979843
>asian
>nice ass
at least you tried, faggot

>>37979843
Haha fuck my girl is Asian and face timed me in the locker room last night to tell me about a dude looking at her squat. Good job creeping my lady out.

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>>37979843

>"nice form." I say

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>>37979843
>nice form
kekaroni

>>37980723
Haha, Jake? I didnt know you knew about 4chan.. You going to Constructions and Materials seminar tomorrow?
And how is Chun Nga doing?

>>37979898
how does one know if they're good looking

>>37980854
Ted you creep, you better not show up to that seminar. I'll kick your ass in front of the whole company and have you fired for sexual harassment.

>>37981951
your mom said you are handsome

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>college has two gyms
>one is out in the open
>has meme equipment like machines and plastic weights
>other is hidden and has iron weights and a squat rack
>hidden one is most usually always empty
>tfw no girls to stare at

>>37979843
>Be 14
>Buddy brings me to gym as guest, was a runner at that time so fit in the 14 year old kind of way
>Tells me about hot 18 year old grill who only does squat and other leg lifts
>Go in gym and see it
>One of the best asses I've ever seen
>Talk to her
>Joke with her and say "why do you only do legs?
>She says, "I don't know, I like legs, why do you care?"
>I say " Im not complaining, don't stop"
>She laughs and smiles, then walks back to her car to leave

Did I peak at 14, /fit/? I'm a kissless handholdless virgin to this day.

>first time going to gym ever was 18
>level 78 skeleton lord
>supposedly bench 120, looking back the bar may not have been 45lbs
>friend busts out reps of supposedly 225
>use the bicycle machine thing for 5 miles
>treadmill for 2
>see pull-up bar, immediately realize this is my time to shine
>do 10 pull-ups in less than 15 seconds
>sit down
>everything gets blurry
>start getting really hot
>walk outside to get some air, sit down on bench
>vision fading to black
>can't hear anything
>panic silently and unmoving for what seems like forever
>wake up to friend sitting beside me
>ask for food
>he goes to get me a bag of beef jerky and powerade
>he ate the jerky and drank half the powerade
I could have died you fat shit, next time me and your brother will leave you behind

>>37981951
post your face

>>37981951
If you have to ask, then you're not.

If you can't help but stare in the mirror at yourself

>>37979843
>tfw life isn't a movie

That was a nice line anon, she shoulda been more aware of her surroundings

>>37982973
lmao

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>be me
Who else would you be ?

>>37979843
that was actually a good save OP. why'd you have to fuck it up?

>>37979843
>Asian girl
>nice ass
They're all low test as fuck, betamax

>>37981983
>blue collar Pleb doesn't understand what college seminars are and tries to be funny

>>37979843

>Asian
>cute

Spotted the ugly virgin

>>37982047
Kek

>>37980854
>I didnt know you knew about 4chan..

It's a secret club, don't tell no one

>>37983382
low test stops you having a big ass?

>>37983370
Skinwalker

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>>37979843

Daily reminder that while you autism lords are chasing after my sisters and cousins, I'm balls deep in your sisters and cousins

>>37986525

She looks uncomfortable

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>>37983158

>>37986525
that girl has one strong jaw