>tfw girlfriend refuses to walk around the park while playing

holy shit she is lazy as fuck

I don't play that shit, but that is break up worthy alone imo

>>37947504
Take the keys amd hide them. Or just hold on to them and act likr you dont know where they are. If you are the one that is driving her. You should be kicked hard in the balls by everyone behind you driving for being such a douche that you let her talk you into accepting this as being okay. Shame on both of you.

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Just get her one of these badboys.

>>37947504

You've got yourself a fatty fatty boombalatty in the making.

Great blog post OP. I'll make sure to upvote, like, share and subscribe.

Keep me updated on this interesting and thought-provoking story. I want to hear how it ends.

>>37947504
I hear that people do that a lot too. It amazes me the amount of effort people go through to try and avoid one of the most effortless things in existence.

>>37947596
Its sad how We try our hardest to avoid the second mode of transportation we learn when. We come into this world.

>>37947592
kek

>>37947582
Unfortunately that's what I see in the future for her.

I was biking home from work yesterday and some dumb cunt almost hit me because she was driving slowly, looking at her phone (probably pokemon go) and started to swerve out of her lane. Today I'm gonna carry rocks in my pocket just in case.

>>37947921
>carry rocks in my pocket just in case
I do that every time I know I'm going to somehow end up close to a road. You seriously can't trust anyone in a car