What's an easy & tasty way to make eggs? I'm

>tasty way to make eggs

that doesn't make any sense

>>37944644
"My sister made some eggs so we cooked them." Emo Philips

>>37944634
>break
>throw white and yolk in pan
>eat
>???
>profit

>>37944634
Boil eggs
Remove shell
Slice in half
Remove yolk

Mix yolk with mustard, salt pepper, favorite seasonings (i like garlic and sriracha), maybe a few drops of water (for proper texture - adding fats like mayo is redundant as the yolk is pure fat, so it will get creamy if wet enough)

Place yolk mixture back in egg whites

Nom the fuckers down.

Deviled eggs are legit.

>>37944644
go be autistic on your own time m8, I'm fucking hungry and need guidance here

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>>37944654

>>37944663
who would bother with all this if it's just for yourself

peel the eggs, throw the other crap on top and eat

>>37944658
>scrambled eggs
Plebeian

At that point just make an omelette

>>37944683
>boiling eggs is hard
>removing egg shells is hard
>adding mustard is hard
>adding salt and pepper is hard

This is how dumb you sound.

Takes fugging 2 more seconds than just eating plain boiled eggs

no such thing as tasty eggs my man

just put some salt on them and try your best to swallow before they make you gag.

>>37944634
I don't know if tasty, but it's edible and won't give you diarrhea

here we go try to keep up

1. get a frying pan
2. put frying pan on some kind of heat emitting source
3. spill some oil on the pan
4. grab a bowl
5. grab some eggs
6. break eggs into bowl
7. get the shells out of the bowl and throw them away
8. stir the yellow shit in the bowl
9. pour everything from the bowl into the frying pan
10. wait for like 5 minutes
11. flip the shit in the frying pan
12. wait for like 5 more minutes
13. you're done

now throw whatever's in the frying pan onto some plate
if it's kinda solid, good job, you made something with eggs

> not taking raw eggs directly through your anus

It's like you want to shit away your gains

>>37944644
fucking this
anyone who thinks chicken foetus tastes good needs to be checked out

>>37944715
>10 minutes

overcooked as fuck to be honest

>>37944707
If eggs make you gag, why not pull a piana and just drink your egg whites?

Crack them into a pan
Fry them with butter
Add salt and pepper
Stab the yolk a
Flip after the yolk solidifies
Fry until edges are slightly brown

I just boil them and reenact that scene from cowboy bebop

look up gordon ramsay's scrambled eggs on youtube, best shit ever, even with just the eggs and butter

>>37944715
>>37944736
Y'all niggas need cheesus
>>/ck/

Stop giving cooking advice for reals, tho

>>37944732
i prefer to just not buy eggs

but to answer your question, i wouldn't do that because the protein in raw eggs is less bioavailable than in cooked ones

For frying, heat oil at high then drop egg.

For scrambled, mid-low heat, drop beat eggs, and whisk around until soft and spongy.

For omelette, same as above but no whisking, drop toppings on top roll/fold etc

>>37944753
>gordon ramsay
I cannot believe people unironically take culinary advice from a brit, lmao

>>37944663
>>37944696
>>37944756
Absolute faggot.

>>37944756
OP wanted to make eggs
OP said he is a noob
OP got noob recipe

>>37944753
They look like vomit, i want my eggs with a little more firmness than vomit

>>37944782
... so cook them longer

>>37944763
Protip, fry some sliced garlic in a pan until it gets soft before adding egg when making omelettes.

This will give a garlic encrusted outer layer of egg goodness

>>37944782
>i prefer my eggs overcooked
...then overcook them?
Shit isnt hard to do, man.

>>37944782
then just put them in the microwave and then cram them up your ass

>>37944763
>For frying, heat oil at high
>high

Don't ever post on 4chan again

Fry some onions in olive oil, add garlic, wait till color changes to transparent, add tomatoes and a bit of tomato paste, cook 2 minutes, add eggs and stir constantly until you get a conistency you like.

Just hard boil them, and appreciate the superior natural taste

>>37944715
I tried doing that on the stove, but it was still raw after 10 minutes. Do you think I should heat the eggs?

>>37944684
>omelette
what for? If you're just gonna eat the eggs, your stomach won't care how it came to it

>>37944654
fucking emo, my dad's favorite comedian

>>37944707
literally what

eggs are tasty as fuck I fucking love them scrambled and barely cooked, that shit is GOAT

>fast
>easy
>tastes great
>most awesome macros you could possibly get

>>37944634
Swallow them whole for shelly gains

>>37944634
how many eggs are in that pyramid?

prove that you're not all meatheads

>>37944716
Anal eggs are best eggs (no homo)

>>37944727
.t fedora athiest

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>>37944634

Buy them pickled and eat them out of the jar.

It's fucking tasty.

>>37948072
I literally doc it see the appeal. Are they salty or something? It just seems kinda gross.

For a sandwich, you can mix them up in a bowl, cover the bowl* with a plate, microwave them for 1 minute per egg.

* or else you will have to scrape egg off the microwave walls & ceiling

>>37948108

If you like salt & vinegar chips, you'll like these.

>>37944634

4 Scoops of protein powder
4 eggs
bit of almond milk
bit of yeast
bit of salt and sweetener

mix in a baking pot.

bake.

enjoy your protein cake.

If you don't know how to make eggs then you should just off yourself right now no homo

>>37944634
I put a few eggs in my Ramen. That's a good way to eat them.

Otherwise, I just cook them omelette style. I'll eat almost a dozen eggs a day. Yolk is good cholesterol, right?

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steam em

>>37944772
Eat shit, his scrambled eggs recipe changed my life.

>>37948197
his scrambled jews recipe takes 10 minutes to execute correctly

suck

my

dick

i don't have 10 minutes to sit in front of a stove stirring, so let me rephrase:

suck

my

dick

Wrap an egg, 1 by 1, in a shirt and tie off the shirt where the egg is. Then, grab the shirt with both hands and spin it around in front of you. Then, pull the shirt tight to stop it from spinning. This will effectively scramble your egg inside the shell. Then all you have to do is boil them, bake them, crack the egg open and have scrambled eggs, however the fuck you wanna do it.

Easy ass golden eggs.

>>37948249
this sounds troll as fuck... can I get some second opinions?

>>37948285
http://www.instructables.com/id/Scrambled-Eggs-still-in-the-Shell-/

>>37948188
How long

>>37944634
Toss butter in pan. The more you put in the tastier the eggs.

Crack 4 eggs into glass. Stir in a bit of milk and pepper if you like

Poor mixture onto sizzling butter in pan

Scramble and enjoy

>>37948346
however long you usually boil em

7 minutes for soft

>>37944634
Hard-boiled with hot sauce

If you can't cook scrambled eggs then you should probably not be in the kitchen with sharp objects OP.

>>37948285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKCkR6L85vg
google scrambled hard boiled eggs

Buy 2 chickens and a rooster dummy

>>37944634
scrambled eggs and chopped kale

When im scrambling eggs i like to add a bit of milk (cream works as well, better even, but less healthy) before dumping em in the pan. Makes them more fluffy

>>37944634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUP7U5vTMM0

Hard boil the egg and eat it in one bite. Don't even taste the shit. Taste is for faggots who have taken their eyes off the prize.

>>37948586
I've never had eggs that runny before. They look undercooked. I'm used to like curd consistency. Guess I like my eggs overcooked.

>>37948601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjlpBiQjzPg

>ITT: nobody talking about hot sauce
>except >>37948370
Fuck is wrong with you niggas? I'm a Chipotle Tabasco man myself, but Valentina is good shit too.

>>37944793
THAT sounds like the tits. brb.

honestly hot sauce is the only acceptable answer.

hard or soft (i prefer soft) boil them and then put some hot sauce or just a sprinkle of salt on them and eat them.

soft boiled eggs you don't even really need anything. shits delicious.

>>37948586
>mfw I get that bread from Trader Joe's
It's good shit too.

Scrambled eggs with a bit of chili powder is the best.

>>37944634
Fried on wheat toast is GOD TIER

Poached eggs would be god tier if they didn't take forever

>crack three eggs in a bowl
>add about 1/4 cup of milk
>whisk for a little while
>put frying pan on med heat
>dump bowl of eggs und milk into frying pan
>scrape them off the bottom of the pan every 30 seconds or so and chop the solid parts up with your spatula a little bit
>once all liquid is solid, give it another thirty seconds
>dump cooked scrambled eggs onto plate like an animal
>add salt and pepper
>eat

Cook sausage patties before you make the eggs and use the same pan with the sausage grease. Makes the eggs taste better and it's a good breakfast meal anyways.

>>37948984
This is good too desu. Or brown some meat in the pan and scramble it into the eggs.

Also: spinach goes down mighty easy when it's scrambled into eggs.

>>37944634
Use a chicken for an easy way to make eggs.

>>37948984
If you cook sausage with your eggs then you don't even need to add any salt or pepper. Sausage adds all the salt and spice you need.

I usually just boil 3 pr day, take off the shell and eat them.
Do people really hate the taste of eggs that much?
I love it.

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>>37944634
300ml egg white
75g grated brocoli
50ml coconut oil

mix the eggwhite and brocoli together then fry into an omlette
add hot sauce while you cry because you know you have to eat this every day for the rest of your life

a side plate of 300g boiled chicken

>>37944634
Whole bread or whole wheat tortilla. Sunny side up with oatmeal is pretty dank to. Throw some motha fucking blueberries in that shit, your good to go.

>>37948211
You don't have 10 minutes to cook but you sure do have the time to post on 4chan
#rekt
#analannihilation
#buttbasted
#coloncalamity
#derrieredestruction

this is the superior omelette style, opie. Don't listen to these other hounds
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s10etP1p2bU

some more Pépin to cleanse the savagery
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u8QIDHla6iA