>about to floss for the first time in my 25 year life

Good for you. Get some fluoride mouthwash next time you're at the store.

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>>37916600

you're gonna be spittin blood

>>37916600
Good luck getting in between your molars
They're probably calcified by now

>>37916615
yeah my pieces of my gums fell out lmao

>>37916610
i know and it smelled too.

>>37916606
i use this actually

>>37916726
nope went in just fine. i have good brushing habits and go for cleanings once a year. just never flossed

A....are you supposed to floss?
I thought you just brush your teeth and you are done with it

>>37916921

Only brushing is a great way to get cavities between your teeth.

>>37916921
Nigga what
Are you in Ghana? How the fuck do you not know you need to floss?

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>go to the dentist for regular checkup and cleaning
>2 new cute female dental hygienists working there
>after checking for cavities they start looking at my periodontal condition
>first hygienist probes around my gums then says "hmm" and calls the other hygienist over
>talk back and forth about a deep periodontal cleaning blah blah blah
>after all the work is done they say to me, "how often do you floss?"
>I say, "not often enough, but I'll start today"
>BOTH hygienists just look at each other and laugh sarcastically
>"Right, but you're not actually going to do it. You should use this special mouthwash and try to floss every now and then."
>"But I'm going to start flossing every day, really!"
>They both just continue to smile incredulously
>Go home
>Have literally flossed my teeth every day since then, sometimes more depending on what I eat.

Take that you smug sarcastic bitches.

tl;dr: started flossing daily to spite my dentist

>>37917795
>Floss pretty much 95% of all days, sometimes more than once.
>Go to dentist.
>Hygienist asks how often I floss.
>"Almost every day."
>"Lol we'll see about that."
>Looks at mouth.
>"Huh."

She seemed genuinely shocked.

>>37916600
I've flossed maybe twice in my life. I have no cavities or other dental issues. Haven't had a filling or root canal or any dental work other than an annual checkup ever in my life.
I do go through about a toothbrush a month though. I brush thoroughly and frequently.

>>37918299
I bet your breath smells like dinosaur shit constantly