no fat hate? ok FAT HATE FAT PEOPLE STORIES THREAD!!! FHT/FPS

the fat americans are so funny. how they type with sausage fingers hahaa

>>37897178
>$37

Is this a thing? I saw an advert in a public bathroom that read

>Looking for young hairy men. I pay $37

It seemed oddly specific. Is there a reason for that price?

>>37897259
Simpsons did it first

>>37897217
haha skinny africans

>>37897202

> be skinny gril cardiobunny pizza delivery driver
> stop eating pizza and fast food altogether, once I see how it is made
> actually lose weight and get in better shape from running deliveries
> rake in fucktons of cash in tips
> easily $100 - $150 a night working in a major city.
> Most customers are pretty chill and just happy to get their pizza

It is nearly impossible to get fired from a major chain like Dominos or Pizza Hut. It is the ultimate job for a dysfunctional NEET. Do you have basic driving skills? Can you read a map and traffic reports?
You're golden, kid
If you can do only half those things they will hire your loser ass anyway, because 'Murica wants its giant bread saucers of cheese, and demand outstrips supply. Of course, you won't make as much money, because you won't be able to take as many deliveries. But you won't get fired over customer complaints, because 99% of customer complaints are pure BS, and everyone knows they are BS.

>"There was a dead rat on my pizza!"
>"Half my pizza was eaten!"
>"My pizza is covered in hair"
> "My pizza is talking to me and changing colors and covered in spiders. I want a different pizza. Yes, I took shrooms today, why are you asking OH GOD YOU AND THE PIZZA ARE IN ON THIS TOGETHER let me talk to your manager I want him to take the order"

Except for the guy on hallucinogens who is freaking out, they are all, without exception, obese women. This customer will slam the door in your face and not tip, no matter how friendly you are, because you've seen her secret shame. She'll call the store two hours later, with a ludicrous complaint. And then she will demand another free order of pizza with a soda cup full of ranch on the side, one for each pizza.

You will send it to her, because that is company policy - free pizza for complaints. And she knows this, and she has your regional manager on fuckin' speed dial because she has worked this con so long.

>>37897217
Honestly curious, why do you keep posting Angelics mothers name? This isn't even cgl, and you're not even making joke references, so I'm not getting the point

>>37897225
It's getting to a point where I can't tell trolls from the real deal. Also, productivity is a fucking trigger? How?

>>37897634
That would scare me. I get enough shady, bitter, hateful glares from fat chicks as it is just on a normal basis. And they always assume I was always thin and treated like a princess, when in reality I was the fat chick until I was like 20. I would hate if my tips depended on those sort of fat whales. Luckily I've usually worked in cafes which don't have that problem as much

>>37897355
I thought this was motivation for day 1 cutters

>>37897751

Most of the customers are actually great. The problem customer, the heavy chick who would complain would only turn up once in a shift.

Luckily, even with Dominos, ordering a stack of pizzas gets expensive, so you mostly end up delivering to parties, workplaces, etc. And the customers are always happy to see the food arrive.

>>37897634
Damn anon that sucks. Did you ever encounter dangerous situations? My guy friends who were delivery drivers worked in major cities too and had bad run-ins a few times.

>>37897176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3Uwmv5NT-0

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>>37897176

>>37897850

Not too many. I worked downtown in a major city, so I was almost never alone. The city just has such a dense population that you can't go anywhere without witnesses. That keeps the crime down. One guy from our store was mugged, once, but not badly hurt.

I had male friends who worked the rural areas and the suburbs, and they got robbed frequently. It is easy to lure them out to an address in the middle of nowhere, hold them at gunpoint, and take their cash. I know stores in some of those areas won't hire female drivers because of the high incidence of rape and assault.

The only bad situation I ever encountered, a guy gave me an address at an abandoned house and tried to lure me in. He kept calling me on my cell phone as I walked around the property, to say he was watching me and breathe heavily. It was horror movie-level spooky. Maybe he was just a prankster, and maybe he had ill intention. Either way I decided to just leave. After I left he kept calling the store to request they send me - the only female driver - back out to deliver his order. I canceled his order and marked it as undeliverable.

>>37897706
it's satire

>>37897225
This is a troll blog I've been on it. It's hilarious if you read stuff.

Last thread, people kept reassuring me that it's possible for fat people to have have their feet slide off like clothing ;_;

Absolutely horrific, anons.

>>37897921
Can that picture ever be posted without someone cropping out this guy to use as a reaction?

>>37897634
That mother fucker must have taken a whole lot of mushrooms because I've taken a half ounce and while I was beyond fucked up I never saw anything other than wondrous patterns and geometric shapes.

>>37898132

In *extreme* cases, yes, you can be so fat that necrosis (tissue death) can occur. We're talking "literally can't leave your house" levels of fat here, though.

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>>37897176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPAOg52Eeuo

>>37898664
I'd pay to see a "Scientifically accurate obese people" video made by those folks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1v_EcjeIkg
Sheer amount of butt blast would take man to the moon again

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This is the shittiest FHT ever yall

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>>37898854
>the have this saved into my porn gifs

>>37897176
dude has nice calves

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fuck i hate fat people, i just got lurred by some fat bitch to go an a date because i was stupidly using happn (basically tinder) and went out with a girl who only had pictures of her face, because i'm a fucking beta i couldn't say to her face i had a 60 mb of pictures mocking fat people on my laptop and twice that much on my phone so i sat there and every 10 minutes asked her to repeat what she just said because i spaced out thinking about how fat she is. I kinda felt sad when she waited for me while i was talking to some stranger dude i recognized as a fellow pokemon trainer. im sorry for wasting your time reading that but i had to get it off my chest and why not on a taiwan bamboo art community forum, fairly good stuff in the picture though

>>37898882
*tfw

>>37897176
This is the strangest pokemon i've seen

>>37898553
literally me posting the same pic everytime

>>37898985
absolutely disgusting

>>37898868
>November 9
>November 13
kek'd

>>37898814

Well, that killed my childhood.

>>37898904
Snorlax is pretty common, n00b.

>>37898922

>Chinky bitch

Gets me every time.

>>37899015
Fuck.

>>37899121

Unless you are breeding for munclax. There is only one Snorlax encounter in most games.

I should get out more.

>>37897259
I have no idea what the problem is here. A restaurant host is allowed to throw you out of his establishment at any time. All he has to do it give you a refund, asking for 2 millions because of this is retarded.

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>>37897176

>>37898884
I got tricked into a blind date by a girl I know. Her friend was some fat bitch that wanted to go to KFC before the bar we were supposed to be going to. I had to watch her shovel dead chicken into her mouth for half an hour before I said I needed to go to the bathroom and never came back.

>>37899160
Wonder how they would react if you went around throwing pokeballs at fat people, saying that its Pokemon Go or something

>>37899015
TFW she'll be called a small fat by modern HAES slobs

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>>37899181
This is true.

>>37897178
>And why do fat people think they're entitled to more space just because they were born bigger?
>born bigger
I do not understand why these haes tumblerinas make these stories up.

>>37899160
True. Im sorry i guess I meant known**

>>37897634
> be skinny gril cardiobunny pizza delivery driver
> rake in fucktons of cash in tips
Wow, it's almost like you're making a lot more money than most because guys like tipping cute girls!

I'm sure my hairy, manly ass would make a $100 - $150 a night too!

Seriously though, obese women probably don't tip you because they're jealous, and men will tip you more because they find you attractive. It's not rocket science, you're not having a typical pizza delivery experience.

>>37898738
I'm amazed the tube didn't pop.

>>37899176
glorious

>>37897706
How the fuck are you confused? She crushed a man with a sweater the size of a pool tarp. That didn't tip you off?

>>37898868
Does the woman in the article picture have a moustache?

>>37898884
I've been there, once i met a cutie yoga teacher on tinder, when i met her irl she was a big fat cow. I played it cool, got to her blow me and then left her in her in the spot. Of course she was one of those HAES bitches. Never talked to her again.

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>>37897176
Sitting on bench enjoying the summer heat. Fat bitch paying for parking. Take picture of her. Ahe see and asks why.

>hfw I say it's because you a fat and spwctacles are to be observer and photographed

She hobbles away in shame.

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>>37899276
>I'll take Things That Never Happened for 400

>>37899218
No shit Sherlock

>>37899263
Flubber cosplay

>>37897259
>literally thrown
Not at his size.

>>37898641
Mindset is everything with psychedelics. The first time I dropped acid with my friend I spent 4 hours trying to convince him that he took acid with me.

I was barely getting visuals, but that motherfucker thought the skull on my Pantera poster was coming to life.

>>37899107
looks like those birds are being sucked into the black hole of its...belly dimple?

>>37898922
I really don't get the reasoning. It is very obvious that the first picture is a reaction to all the people with accusations about how "oh you never had a kid, you'd look like me if you did" kind of bitches who use is as an excuse about why they're fat. The second one is just a reaction to a reaction. If you're actually happy like that, good for you, but there are a lot of people who'd like to look better but simply act like it's impossible because kids.

>>37897176
Hey why is that American waving the EU flag?

>>37899293
I'm okay with this ;)

>>37899445
>implying the united states of americuck aren't more accepting of faggots
Living in switzerland, faggots still aren't allowed to marry here. But then again we're not part of the EU.

>>37899263
STAY OUTTA MAH SWAMP!

>>37898884
>Ran back to her car
nice lie, fatso

>>37899488
Bet her swamp smells really sweaty and with a hint of shrimp

>>37899383
to be fair, that was a shit parking job

>>37899525

Genuinely perplexed here. Why do you say that? The dude seems to have parked it perfectly between the lines.

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>>37899361
Jesus Christ, if you're offended that the size you wear could fit two normal sized body parts in its cavity, change your fucking life instead of bitching about it REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37899515
Ha I like you

>>37899525
It's actually fine. It's not perfectly straight, but it's well within the lines and any normal person would be able to enter/exit the adjacent vehicle.

>>37899569
he's very slightly on the line in the right, but that space is so narrow he's like three inches off from perfectly center

>>37899178
>>37899265
shit guys i was considering both options but didn't have the balls to go either way, i just left her at her doorstep, she wanted a kiss so i said let's never see each other again and power walk outta there

>>37899608

I see what you mean. Thanks.

>>37899604
I agree its a small space for starters but you'd need to be blob like not to be able to get out

>>37898937

I've grown to expect it.

>>37899616
>prescribe me a dangerous controlled substance because I'm fat and have no self control
That's what they need opiates for food addicts

>>37899214

its satire

>>37899682

>so pleased with herself

This is what gets my balls in a twist, when fatties look like they have found the wardrobe to Hogwarts where they must take The Ring to the Enterprise in effort to destroy the Death Star. That fucking "Tee-hee, I know better than anyone how to enjoy life to the fullest! Other people are stupid." -attitude.

Fathate-threads like this fuels the hate and loathing I have for my own fat self, it's the only motivator I have right now to lift.

>>37898950
>Even the fat guy on the right made it up off the ground.
>Confirmed that fat women don't give a shit.

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>>37898553
No.
That man is the face of sanity

>>37899709
So they accept they're handicapped?

>>37899525
What the fuck?
He's completely in the lines. The space is also the same width as the car.

>>37899891
This one always gets me, how do you lie to yourself so completely?

>work at a pharmacy
>cashier tells me she needs to do a return for because the sale didn't come up correctly
>she also mentions the customer's giving her a really hard time and she needs to find the items
>walk up to the registers after she tries doing the price adjustment and it comes up wrong again
>ask the wailord if she can grab the items from her vehicle since she had just made the purchase
>also tell her that they were the last product on the shelf so I need them to be able to do the return/adjustment correctly
>she gets angry and says she doesn't have time to go out there and do this again, walks away from the register and leaves
>her vehicle is parked directly in front of our doorway and the two items she needed to have adjusted were packages of atkins bars
I don't think she's gonna make it

>>37899361
Why would they need to buy leggings? Literally anything they wear become leggings

>>37897178

>(I'm Vegan)

>>37899842
Ok, so you are fat. Great. BUT WHY THE FUCK DO YOU DRESS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF WILLY FUCKING WONKA??

>>37898553
Use>>37899176

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>>37899928
I love these threads.
They are help keep me motivated to lose weight.
I'll dump some of what I have.

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>>37899938
Jesus Christ how hard have you failed as a man when you have to write this shit all over yourself?

>>37899961
What were they thinking?

>>37897225
I lost at diagnosed herself as deaf. Kek

>>37899981
is this pokemon GO ditto?

>>37899276
Learn how to spell you fucking mong.

>>37899466
YOU'VE RETURNED!

>>37899981
Why didn't you post the version where they photoshopped her into a cupcake?

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>>37899682
In the last two pictures she is talking about the nourishment that her body needs. Just look at her, that pure joy in her eyes. I bet you money she's thinking about food.

>>37899987
Help, anons. What are those specks? Sry, I don't spend time around fat people so I don't know much about them.

>>37899682
Holy fucking shit, the lack of self awareness. She's literally saying she's expecting the whole world to change for her, instead of fucking changing herself. I feel like a total failure just when my lifts stall or gains are slow, how do these people sleep at night?

>>37900005
>7 ft long
>around 250 kg
>covered in armor plating
This would have murdered a human.

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>>37900039
Diabeetus dots

>>37899988
F=MA?

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Denial in it's purest form.

>>37900035
God I hate numale comedians

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>>37900059
How can she be a "petite fat" and still have another set of boobs under her first pair?

Is she just sucking in her gut too hard?

>>37900061
an 18 stone woman is no longer a human

>>37900039
They could be anything from dermatillomania to red bumps from shaving to I don't know what kind of skin problem.

I genuinely feel bad for her, because she's so fucking unattractive. Even if she took care of herself she'd be a 6/10 at best on a good day. Even if she lost weight it wouldn't help her a whole lot. I feel awful for saying this shit but I guess some people really just get dealt a shitty genetic hand. She could certainly had played hers better, but still.

>>37900068
Heh.

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>>37900094
"small fats"

>>37900094
Holy shit what is this from? I've lurked a lot of fat hate threads and I've never seen it. Looks hilarious.

>>37900104
No I mean if the impact did that to a crocodile it would have obliterated a human.

>>37900110
thats unfortunate

>>37900094
Is that one of those things they use in fucking hospitals?

>>37900126
I love how they dress up their emotions as words. It's literally just a case of them being salty that even morbidly obese people wear smaller clothes than them.

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>>37900126
>3xl
>small fats

>>37900142
Oh, that made more sense

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>>37900128
My Big Fat Fabulous Life.
Some 400lbs girl with tons of health issues including PCOS stuffs her face on this show while slowly deteriorating

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VhY_VfD2yM

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>>37899938

>>37899218

I am pizza delivery femanon.

Yes, I am aware that skinny girls probably get tipped more. It is the same with waitresses or any service profession. However, most people accepting pizza deliveries have a fat cash tip waiting before they ever see the driver. My "hairy, manly" male friends, and my SO also delivered pizza and usually pulled in more cash than me in a shift. Sometimes a LOT more. I'll be honest, navigating traffic backups was not my strong suit, many were better drivers than me.

The only way to make shit tips at a busy store is to not work and not take deliveries. If you sit on your ass in your car smoking pot 30 minutes out of every hour, and show up late to every house, you will make lousy tips.

If you run your ass off and take every order that is offered to you, you will make money. If you agree to sweep floors, fold boxes and wash dishes in the downtime, you will get assigned more deliveries, and you will make money. It is that simple. More deliveries completed = more tips.

That seemed to be the biggest factor, in any service job I had. Waitress, barista, whatever. The people who took on the most work made the best money.
The people who were driven made better tips, even if they were fatter, hairier, and uglier than than the pretty people who sat on their asses.

Appearance bias definitely exists, but it doesn't impact delivery drivers as much. Bartenders will tell you that the pretty, flirty ones - male and female - make better tips. And receptionists are usually hired based on looks, because a company wants a pretty face to greet clients.

>>37900182
>This is a big event for me.
>I know this is a big deal
Off to a good start.

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>>37900110

>>37900182

I don't get the purpose of these shows, is it to shame others into activating themselfs? Or is it more of a budget horror-comedy?

>>37898985
she dented the fucking bar

>>37900182
You know you are shit when someone as fat as the one in the green shirt could manage it and you get carried away in an ambulance.

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>>37900110
This is what's under those pillow sheets

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>>37900228

>>37900228
>Fried Mozzarella
got me

>>37899991

You laugh but actually know SJW grad students that pull shit like this.

>>37900228
>vegetable of the day
>Fried Cheese

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>>37900215
This show was created for the fat acceptance movement

>>37900039
Stretch marks begin as red legions or "specks". If growth continues they form what's called "striae" which is the marks most people recognize.

>>37900239
Looks like a cave troll with a skin condition.

>>37900239
Why do I hear screaming?

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>>37900239
That made me gag.
Fucking saved.

>>37899928
Lost

>>37897256
>being this new

>>37900228
>USA USA USA

>>37900239

What the fuck is that?

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>>37898033
>going on tumblr
>ever

>>37900262
This motherfucker right here is working for his money.

>>37899981
>and now, giant piles of bubble gum?!

>>37900265
>red legions
sounds kickass. How do you let that happen to yourself, though? I have zero respect for fat people.

>>37900094
I think it's both sucking in her stomach and wearing an extremely ill fitting bra

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>>37898882
You have excellent taste.

>>37900296
I got stretch marks from growing really fast. I hear some dudes who work out really hard get them too.

>>37900110
where are the knees? baka desu senpai

>>37899293


holy fuck

how can a person be in this much denial?

also she calls the female weightlifter "an actor"

>>37900316
Haven't seen this guy in a while. Didn't he actually end up loosing weight?

>>37899225
>Wears t-shirt under dress
>Body positive

Wew

>>37900296
Stretch marks are common during puberty and pregnancy. I have them on my legs from my growth spurt.

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I really don't understand HAES, it seems like everyone involved in the "movement" has a shitload of chronic health issues stemming from obesity and yet apparently society is to blame for suggesting weight loss as a cure. What really makes me mad is when they go in for medical treatment and then demand the care a "thin person would get." A thin person wouldn't have this fucking issue you idiots! It's like they want doctors to wave some magic wand and give them the same quality of life as a person who doesn't eat 6,000 calories a day.

Help me out, /fit/. I'm overweight and too lazy to do anything about it. Show me something so shamefully disgusting that it would cause even the laziest of slobs to exercise.

>>37900357
Have you tried looking in the mirror?

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>>37900357
Wash your fupa

>>37900336
BREHS

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>>37900357

>>37900373
Literally looks like she put her balls in a microwave.

>>37900107
Only feel bad if they are actually doing their best with what they have anon. Otherwise no matter how good genetics, they still look like shit.

>>37900336

too high test even for me

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Comments from My Fat Fabulous Life

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Girl so versatile you can use her as an armchair

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>>37900428

>>37900088

This is one of those fat chicks who claims she is am hourglass because she has a "defined waist"

the 'defined waist' is just the fold inbetween pockets of fat

>>37900463
Why would anyone buy original flavor pringles?

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>>37900228
God bless

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>>37900508

>>37900486
If you're gonna punish your body, you might as well do it with dedication.

>>37900478
I cannot fathom placing myself in such a position. Jesus christ, what a way to go. That's absolutely disgusting.

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>>37900486

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>>37900503
What the fuck is that???

>>37900478
Its been at least a couple years since I have seen this.

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>>37900531

>>37900182
All the clips i've seen from this show are basically her trying to do normal shit and then almost dying because of it. I love it.

>>37900542
You would think if you are going to make yourself fat you might as well eat tasty food.
>>37900553
Nothing wrong with sour cream and onion.

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>>37900559

>>37900531

ok, so putting on makeup to run is silly.

I hope she starts actually running, because she could be hella pretty

>>37900285
Diabetus.

High levels of glucose in the blood will fuck your nerves, leading to a loss of sensation in your legs and other peripherals. People can go around with sharp objects embedded in their foot or something and they won't notice, then they get infected and have to get their foot amputated.

I'm going to assume that something like that happened in the pic.

>>37900503
>Protein 12g

Bulkin food there boys.

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>>37900584
I thought this was the same chick at first.

The chick in your webm has so much potential. Her face would be incredible if she lost weight.

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>>37900009
Fuck fuck fuck I hate those fat bitches so much. Literally everything triggers them, everything upsets them, everything hurts their feelings. How on earth those whiny, weak people are still alive is beyond me.

Does anyone else get REALLY satisfied when a fat chef loses a competitive cooking show?

I'm watching Chopped right now and they're having this amateur chef episode, and one of them is REALLY fat and keeps going on about how "GOOD" her cooking is even though the judges are straight up telling her that she's shit. So glad she got chopped.

I'm torn, anons

I have some friends from childhood who got super into HAES, SJW activism, really extreme versions of all this.

We still keep I touch because we used to be good friends, although it is hard for me to be around them anymore, due to their social circles.

At any rate, they have private social media accounts and blogs that a fuckin goldmine of insanity. It is so much crazier than just about anything posted here.

I want to share examples and screenshots, but I also don't want to expose them to abuse and ridicule from strangers.

>>37900531

Jesus christ, imagine if this person actually did effective exercise. Her and pearchan. Why do people with these kinds of genetics do this?

>>37900034
That girl is so fucking hot

>>37900428
AN apple.

Jesus fucking Christ

I think there was a study where they had an obese man fasting on nothing but water and vitamins to see how long he would last.

He fasted fr 382 days and lost about 200lb, and maintained normal wait after the study.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2495396/

>>37900247
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>>37900685

Either summarize a post or cross out the blog name.
Keep in mind though, that SJW's already get what they deserve from other people, anyway.
So its not like what we say will make a difference in the grand scheme of things.
Unforseen ray of hope: some harsh anon might get them to change their sadfat ways. Win-win.

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>>37900035
>what are you doing here? You're done
How much of a lardass do you have to be to say shit like this
>if a guy can bowl a 300 game, what's he doing at the bowling alley? He's done

>>37900247
>I want a traditional farmer husband
>lol maybe i'll find one on facebook!

>>37900182
She has a nice face with makeup on.

But looks absolutely terrible vanilla.

>>37900749
>How much of a lardass do you have to be to say shit like this

ITS CALLED A JOKE YOU AUTIST

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>>37900228
>vegetable of the day: fried cheese
Mission accomplished

>>37899793

She's pleased because they're taking her bullshit seriously so she thinks she's clever.

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>>37900005
Poor croc. I fucking hate fat people so much.

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>>37900774
It's not a joke if it's spectacularly unfunny

>>37899682
somebody got the vid for it?

>>37897634
could also be that they just hate you because you are skinny and look decent and they are fat and ugly.

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>>37900503
>Knew chick in college who constantly complained about her weight
>Was pretty sad, cause she was qt before she packed on the pounds
>She has no idea why she's put on so much weight and can't lose it
>She drinks one of those things once a night because someone is always going to the gas station at college she could hitch a ride with
>She always also picks up a few Slim Jims, one or two Arizona Ice Tea and a bag of chips, sometimes candy
>Mfw having to hear her complain

She would also polish off anyone's food in the dining hall if they offered it to her. Most of the time, she would just ask for any leftovers though.

>>37897259
How the fuck is that even possible? How does one person eat THAT much food?

>>37900818
>Bulgaria
Ok, i lost it

>>37899682
>activity my body needs

there is no way she actually believes this.

>>37899423
>impossible because kids.
Nothing's impossible, what a shitty excuse to be disgusting.

>>37900163
Hospitals use electric scales for the most part, I usually only see those in doctors offices. But, my grandma has one so I'm sure you can buy them somewhere.

>>37899976
this guy clearly knows what he is doing and is just making fun of those body positive feminists. he looks like a bro and I cant imagine any man would ever do this otherwise.

>>37900531
Oh my god she would be so fucking hot if she was thin. God dammit. Why.

>>37900685
Do it, they probably wont ever notice people is making fun of their stupidty and if they do maybe they can change.

>>37900382
NO

>>37900685
I'd tell you to post it, but chanfags are chanfags, I totally back your decision

and if they were to blame you for anything happening (which, trust me, they wouldn't need tangible evidence to do) you'd quite possibly be facing death threats

>>37900110
Thankles

>>37900919

Ya know, I've worked as an EMT and in emergency rooms. The medical horror stories and pictures don't bother me that much. Used to it, I guess.

But a 600 lb kid drinking gravy out of a soda cup, that made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

>>37899842
>I would say that you can't actually tell someone's lifestyle or health by looking at them.
My jimmies are so fucking rustled.

>>37899891
I don't see the problem with her just using the menu she found on the internet.

If she knew how to intelligently cook and plan her meals, she wouldn't be fat in the first place

>>37900336
Is that a fucking centaur???

>>37900993
Oh god, its the same beast with the blue hair with the "just because you are skinny doesn't mean you are beautiful" shirt.

>>37901031
Brussels sprouts are fucking delicious, fuck that cunt.

>>37897225
>all those tw
>trigger warning: productivity

No way this isn't ironic

>>37900035>>37900091>>37900749

>People taking Jim Gaffigan seriously

>>37901051
Only if salted.

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>>37900353
They tend to say that their health problems cause them to be obese instead of their obesity causing their health problems.

They are basically children that are incapable of taking any sort of responsibility for themselves or their actions.
General HAES consensus is that regular mild exercise and not shoveling food in your maw is too hard. Ignore medical science and say obesity has nothing to do with health problems to divert blame from yourself and gain sympathy. Convincing everyone that you are an innocent victim trying so hard but to no avail is top priority so you don't have to change your ways and continue being less than effective at life.

>>37901114
Wait, is this the same guy that has an entire routine off the punchline "hot pockets taste bad"?

>>37900196
kek

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Fat gay flatmate keeps sexually harassing me lads.

>>37900685
I find it pretyy unlikely that they browse /fit/, so they won't know

>>37900963

Oh, dude, I've already gotten deaththreats.

One of my friends shared a short story one of her SJW buddies had written. The author made some post about how sad she was that the story didn't get any recognition, probably because she wasn't "mainstream". I posted a comment saying how much I liked it, and encouraging her to continue with her writing.

The next day I found my inbox filled with threats and hate mail. Apparently she took offense that I said she was good enough to get published and should keep trying. She wrote a very long blog post about it.

The argument went something like this:

1. She didn't need validation from the kirarchy - how dare I comment on her work.
2. Telling her to "keep trying" was ableist
3. I was questioning the extreme level of prejudice and oppression she experiences in her daily life by assuming she could ever be successful at her chosen career
4. This made her feel invalidated and I was erasing her experience and denying that she had been traumatized
5. She didn't write stories for people like me, anyway, and by reading it I was engaging in cultural appropriation and forced colonization of safe spaces.
6. my comment was comparable to rape, because she couldn't just not read it. She was mostly homebound due to "disability" and therefore all she can do is browse the internet or work on the computer. She is unable to escape hateful rhetoric like mine that is forced upon her.
7. Die shitlord die
8. Fly, my minions and loyal tumblr followers, smash the patriarchy!
9. but stop threatening to kill his pets because veganism

The shitstorm died down after about a week, when they didn't get a reaction out of me and they got bored.

She contacted me a few months later, havign forgotten who I was, begging money to buy full-sugar energy drinks and sodas, which she needed for "medical reasons"
Something about her needed them to fight fatigue and hypoglycemia, as well as magically curing her IBS?

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>>37900094

>>37901197
Tell it you are only sexually aroused by human beings, not dick sucking orangutans.

>>37901197
Next time he does it say "aren't gay guys supposed to be in shape?"

>>37900340
if I'm not mistaken the pic is fake anyhow, the dialogue is completely unrelated.

>>37900553
>>37900583
I used to have atleast a can of sour cream & onion pringles every week when I was skinnyfat

I bought a can two days ago after not having eaten any in months and I didn't like the taste anymore :/

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>>37900508

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>>37901261
>Substantia

>>37901261
One on hand: The marked value for that area, especially the building in front of her, probably dropped like a rock
On the other hand:
The owner of the building she is standing on can now marked it as a fucking bomb shelter, rated in the mega-tons

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>>37900631
>Her face would be incredible if she lost weight.

>Amber Rachdi

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>>37901261

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Dear /fit/,

trying to get totally clean, got WDs, also going through a very stressful time with family

I held out for two weeks, but today I broke down and ate a whole box of donuts

binge eating was the first addiction I overcame, haven't done anything like this in years

shit i haven't had a donut in three years

i'm afraid it will all fall apart and i'll go back to being a fatass

my willpower gains have stalled

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>>37898738
Anyone else watch the season premiere last week?

It's fucking amazing. Her life is a complete disaster, she passed out at her OWN fucking promotional dancing event, and the previews for this season, holy shit, it's all coming down on her.

Fucking can't wait for new episode tomorrow.

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>>37901324
10/10

>>37900316
he's actually right though, this is why socialized healthcare is retarded

>>37901342

Do you want to look like a fat loser with a neckbeard or a muscular alpha?

Don't let it slip because anyone can become alpha with the work.

The reason it's such a highly regarded status is because it takes time, effort, energy and work.

Now git to it lad.

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>>37901051
>Tossed in olive oil and baked until the outer leaves are crispy

>>37901379
looks like someone tossed his brussels sprouts

>>37900063

featuring Larder Croft

>>37901260
Its pretty much the opposite for me. The more I eat them the less I enjoy them.

>>37901362

thanks, mate

>>37901260
I've noticed that too, i'm a month into cutting and a lot of junk food tastes too sweet or too salty

>>37901342
I've been in your shoes dude. The most important thing to remember is that one bad day doesn't mean the end of everything. Your goal isn't a spotless record of perfection, it's improvement over time.
You ate a whole box of donuts today. that sucks. but you can't undo that. it happened, but if you keep beating yourself up about it, it's just gonna happen again tomorrow.
Tomorrow you will eat sensibly again, because you aren't defined by your mistakes. You aren't a failure. You can be better than today. I know that. It might sound trite or fake coming from some internet stranger, but it's true. I know you can make your tomorrow better than your today.

>>37900685
I can see how you'd feel bad, but do it for the fat fucks who could use the motivation.

>>37901353
How true is this?

>>37899998
>>37900001

fuark, so close

>>37901444
I've been cutting eating only junk food and I've lost 20lbs

yolo

>>37899975
>filename
+1 my friend

>>37900196

I don't see the edit.

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>>37900584
>tfw this chick is actually making it

someone post the pictures, it makes me have faith for the human race

>>37900371
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>>37900239
i would have killed myself long before that point.

i dont understand these people's motivation to stay alive

>>37899383
I honestly can't tell if people that fat are actually common in america or if it's just a /fit/ meme

its funny seeing these pasty white fat autists walking around my neighbourhood playing pokemon go.

>>37901555
33% Obese 75% overweight.
Its not just a meme

>>37901549
and yet they are unable to use their willpower not to kill themselves to better themselves

>>37901543
See
>>37901324

And you can just check out her twitter

>>37901565
yeah but most of them are just delusional and think they aren't as fat as they are, because the average has shifted so much.

HAES types are pretty rare

>>37900632
"oog ee bah chan lah con han solo"

Lose everytime

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>>37900556

>>37901444
It's calories-in, calories-out. No exceptions.

Granted he probably was not feeling great and had shit-tier energy levels.

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>>37901585
so proud of her

>>37899709
Oh god, this fat fuck lives near Jersey City? This is Exchange Place

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>>37901379
>lightly dressed with cracked pepper and steak salt

https://truthaboutragen.wordpress.com/

check out the last 3-4 posts

Ragen was caught cheating and disqualified from a 5K fun run

The elitist fathlete couldn't walk a whole 5k at a strolling pace

the best part?

"Ragen’s friend Jeanette, who walked without registering, can be seen crossing the finish line the wrong way and setting up to take a photo. A short time later at 46:19 (chip time 01:01:45, gun time 01:02:32), Ragen herself also crosses the finish line in the wrong direction. Neither of them crossed the finish line in the correct direction at any earlier point, and this is Ragen’s official finish time. After taking a photo, they wander off into the food vendor area."

>>37900182

Did she died?

>>37897178
> Ass Hole 2: Yeah. And why do fat people think they're entitled to more space just because they were born bigger??

> they were born bigger??

Could tell this was fake from the line. Only a delusional fuck thinks that.

>>37901744
No she survived to fuck herself up trying to stand while wearing skies.

>>37899616
>opioid deaths increase
>obesity rates decline

I'm ok with this

>>37901139
>1950 calories
I wish I could eat that much and lose weight

>>37899987
This one makes me sad. She'd have almost the perfect face for my personal tastes, if she wasn't such a fucking loser bitch. It's clear she swallowed the feminist fat positive help in a victim cool aid. And she's killing herself and wasting her youth, never happy and always embracing the worst elements of a warped femenity. What could her life have been?

The attitude is the most scary, I dated someone I wanted to love with the exact same attitude, and, at the end of the day, she didn't want to be happy she rejected and still rejects stability/ building a healthy lifestyle, and for what?

>>37899161
But he's a fat. You gotta feel sorry for him.

>>37899981
Is there a scooter that's obscured by its fat? Because I can't believe that thing made it to that bench on its own willpower.

so how you /fit/izen anons feel about anorexics and bulimics?

Genuinely curious.

It is kind of the flip side of the obesity coin, a way of avoiding genuinely caring for your body.

>>37902040
Kneejerk reaction: anorexic people need help, bulimic people need slapped in the face.

Real talk: They need help and information. Both of them. The only reason I have negative feelings toward bulimic people at first is because throwing your food up is so wasteful. It bothers me because I was starved as a child, and people wasting food gets under my skin.

>>37901665
This

>>37898950
I'm actually worried that if she jumped something might break, pretty scary yo

>>37902040
I stalk the /fa/ thinspo threads
the girls are unbelievable sexy

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Didn't need a shirt to tell me that

>>37900215
It caters to both the fat acceptance movement and those who loathe fatties and just want to laugh at them.

>>37900228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R5A0pg4oN8

>>37900074
kek High Test

>>37900182

http://vodlocker.com/sw9vkfnhtabu

Most recent ep.
She fucked up her back before a St. Paddys parade and rolled around in a scooter.

My sides.

>>37898882
You're like, the most annoying trip

>>37900009
Bettering yourself and being proud is fat shaming coz they won't better themselves and are ashamed. Makes sense let's make rules so people don't hurt our feeling while we dribble any crap that comes to our head.

>>37900034
I really thaught she was hot till I heard the opinion of the fatty and now I realise she's not and I need a seacow to be with. Thanks f attys you opened my eyes.

>>37900508
Ugh why does she put the thong over her fupa

>>37899842
>"Its really hard to exercise."

That final, pathetic, desperate attempt to not look like a lazy sack of lard always makes me chuckle.

>>37900161
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA