I'm absolutely miserable and suicide isn't a foreign

>>37868499
That depends what options are available to you. If you have a gun I'd say that's the easiest way to go out. If you want to die in your sleep you could try sealing all your windows, turning off your fire alarm and burning coal in a bucket/bowl in your room or you could take 5 Aleve or something. For tying a noose you should probably ask /out/ about that. But we'd be glad to help you with your suicide.

Yea if you get jacked like Jeff Seed all your problems will go away.

>>37868499
These should all be bumped up a few years except wizard and the middle school one. 13 should be dropped that's wierd af.

>>37868545
>5 Aleve
Aleve isn't that dangerous. Maybe to a 4 year old.

>>37868666
Satanic trips confirm

>>37868499

yes, we're all gonna make it bro

don't give up on the gift that is your life

>>37868499
26 and still a virgin, 4 more years until wizardhood or suicide.

>>37868499
I understand that feel. I feel completely alone. Even with people I feel alone. And when I am by myself, it's far worse. The silence is maddening and nothing can help it now. Distractions like alcohol and video games don't work anymore. I don't know what to do anymore.

>>37869029
>37868756
sell are your shit, go become a monk in bhutan or india

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of course it will

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>>37868750
fuck off virgin scum

>>37868750
uh Im not sure if your serious and I hate to tell you but ... thats the joke

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>>37868499
Our wizard association has reached new discoveries in magic.

>>37868499
It depends on the reason. If you're suffering from clinical depression, yes, regular exercise will likely help you, it's like a 70% chance it'll cure you based on studies I've read.

If it's your environment making you miserable, being in shape won't hurt you at all, but you'll stay miserable until you fix your situation.