/roids/

1st for tfw gf

>>37821930

2nd for tfw no gf, cribbling depression, missing ex, dreams about her every night for the past week. I need a new slut.

>>37821943
Jerrbears faceless is the new bimbo

Is alb here?

Something something faggots something something manlet osteoporosis

>>37821952

no jerrbears :(

>330g of cauliflower couscous
>240g of chickpeas
>240g of chicken breast chunks
>150g low fat pate


Fucking hell, almost a kilogram of complex carbs and protein and only 850ish calories and 100g protein.

>>37821953

Briefly

as in, 1-2 minutes more or so

>>37821996
Hope your well champ

>>37821996
Damn. I was hoping to ask from some advice bro could I possibly email you?

In for Canary getting with ESTPeen

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Guys, I'll have to get jaw surgery soon, how long after that can I start roiding again? I've been of for a while now, but life is so boring and mundane in low-test mode, I don't know how much longer I can hold it...

gibe steron bf

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>never had arm days before
>start my first cycle
>now seems like a great time to blast arms and make some significant arm gains
>cant have an arm day because my elbows are fucked

>>37821921
im sure this gets asked all the time but... sauce?

>>37822083

I got you bb. Pls don't be trap

>>37822094
>Pls don't be trap
uh..

>>37822101

I apologize. You know who you should try? Talk up my boy Manlet gains. He'd love some boi pussi

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>>37822090

>>37821930
Is she 15?

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>>37822159
yea

>>37822190
Kek
You seedy bastard

>>37822202
seeing her in 2 weeks again :D

>>37822207
Do her parents know tho?

>>37822116
don't you have someone that isn't a manlet?

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crashed estro with 20mg nolva ED and 20mg asin EoD

stop for a week or two?
or continue with nolva but lower asin to 10mg or start taking it E3D @ 20mg instead?

>1g test
>60mg dbol
>60mg drol

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>>37822241
her mom knows that I exist, but not the extend to which we're involved.

>>37822258
pics pls, face optional

is she qt?

>>37822043

I'll be in and out, lemme know

>>37822009

Getting there. Still not happy with my body but eh

>>37822258
Haha fucking hell cunt you're living the seediest dream

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>>37822264
fine,,,

>>37822268
her older sister is hella on my case

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>>37822252
pls

>>37822295

That crashed your estrogen? Really?

>>37822252
>>37822295
what a stupid fucking question

>>37822294
oh she is qt, i approve

new tindergirl?

>>37822306
>oh she is qt, i approve
:)

>new tindergirl?
nope, thats tfw gf

>>37822304
well judging from the symptoms it seems like it, i doubt its the sides from the anadrol

>>37822306
well give me an answer if the question is so fucking stupid then

how do i ask the young roided up asian to be my lifting bro?

>>37822346
break the ice with a tender kiss on his penis, then you can ask

Wow wtf. I'm on my first cycle. With sdrol kickstart. I literally just got a forearm pump from jacking it. LMAO.

>>37822360
Welcome to sdrol

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>>37822077
>>37822077
>>37822077
>plz respond

hey /fraud/,

I've finally got my shyt diet under control and slowly am becoming less of a fatass.

I'm at 20% bf now. I don't want to lose all of my fat man muscle while cutting. What should I take for my first cycle? I've read test-e a lot.

tl;dr what should babbies first cut cycle be?

>>37822294
>her older sister
But why not go for the older sister?

>>37822518
we're not docters gzuz

roids shouldn't impede recovery anyway just yolo

>>37822523
>But why not go for the older sister?
gf is better in everyway almost

>>37822521
200mg test e/week + psmf. Cut until 8% bf then bulk and blast

>>37822536
I see, plus I suppose she will be younger for longer, amirite? :^)

>>37822550
> I see, plus I suppose she will be younger for longer, amirite? :^)

that too :s

ffffff miss her now

>>37822521
>what should i take for my first cycle?

try Lifting

So I just ordered some generic liquid clen. I had assumed it was for oral use but the seller had included a syringe in the package which got me confused. The bottle has one of them glass tube things for sucking up liquid, but it doesn't have any marked scale on it. Maybe the syringe was included as a substitute so I can actually get the right amount.
I mean, It's not like you could reuse one single syringe had it been an actual injectable.

Can I swallow this shit without first getting confirmation?

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>ywn have huge roided bf impregnate and protect u

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>>37822568
>Maybe the syringe was included as a substitute so I can actually get the right amount.
I have done that

>Can I swallow this shit without first getting confirmation?
I believe so

>>37822546
thx brah

>>37822562
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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guys, can steroids be tracked in the urin test from cops?

i just got pulled over and they they did an urin test on me because appereantly i looked high, everything was negative though.

Can steroids be tracked with a simple urin test? If yes in which catergory would they even fall in?

I planned to start my next cycle in 2 weeks so im really curious.

>>37822588
I can try and impregnate you, p sure my sperm is kill tho

>>37822599
>guys, can steroids be tracked in the urin test from cops?
no

>>37822610
What's the craziest you ever yolo'ed?

how is a boldenone(equipose) only cycle?
like 14 weeks 600mg.

Will it shutdown, or shutdown test only a bit?
Will I lose fat?

>>37822629
>What's the craziest you ever yolo'ed?
In what regard?

>>37822636
>how is a boldenone(equipose) only cycle?
no that good for our purposes

>>37822640
Mmmm... Steroids. I wanna see if u live up to ur name.

>>37822651
>Mmmm... Steroids
can't remember all my doses and shit but
p sure I have gone for 6+ months on tren without test.

did like 3 months sdrol solo too.

not really that /yolo/ but ya
promise I'll be better after I graduate and can afford yolo doses.

In4 when Is Fatlifts actually going to believe me when it comes to women?

I word for word told him that the 28 years old thing was 100% an excuse and had NOTHING to do with it. So why is he so shocked now that she's banged older?

On the one hand you say you're gonna listen to people with more experience, on the other you still get surprised every time we're right.

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3ccs into my ass, virgin spot.
Hows the pip first time around boys

>>37822719
Depends mostly on how smooth the gear is desu

>>37822675
he smashed?

>>37822747
He tried to get date. Excuse from girl to say no from girl is "you're too old".

Turns out girl just smashed a dude nearly 20 years older than him.

FL now sad and buttflustered.

>>37822764
is that the jb8 that he liked?

>>37822777
Yes.

>>37822074
MH pls

>>37822784
>Yes.

he needs to unfuck his mind

easier said than done tho.

if you believe all girls are hard to get and mean, then you'll attract that vibe.

FL come to SA and we'll unfuck your mind bra

>>37822738
Okay so that was a shit first attempt
For some reason i ended up having to push the plunger downwards with the force of 1000 suns, unsure of why because its the same oil I've been using my whole cycle..
Ended up darting around like a fucking lunatic so im gonna be walking around like ive shat myself tomorrow undoubtedly..

you guys hear that chems back? just saw his post on leddit

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>>37822853
ya

>>37822839
get a thicker needle i.e. 21-23g

>>37822853
I hope he's well

>>37822898
Pinning using a 23, every single injection to date has been smooth, come to think of it i just opened a new vial of test, im assuming its that

>>37822905
unsurprisingly, his test completely crashed, and he says that he looks and feels natty.
...I give him 2 months

>>37823004
2 months for what

>tfw no human contact besides my parents for 2 months

>>37823004
Well, he was on 2+ grams of basically everything for as long as I can remember

can you ever get too much of protein?

been working out, taking weight gainer and whey protein. alongside of eating a fuckton of chicken and tuna

>>37823147
Fuck off retard you are not even giving concrete numbers

You are probably not even on gear "taking weoght gainers" wtf? Kill yourself

>>37823017
him being back to normal again, with the way it went after he got rhabdo

>>37823040
That's quite an accomplishment how did you pull that off.

What length needle should I use to pin IM? 1 1/2?

>>37823491
So did she finally send pics of her pegina?

>>37823147
>can you ever get too much of protein?
well yeah

Brehs this trensomnia is killing me

>>37823572
Welcome to the fucking show

>>37822074
All the boob jobs in the world couldn't give me enough tits to sate canary kek

>tfw too infatuated with coach to be an actual slut

It's too late senpai, my degeneracy is


....

..

Still pretty degenerate kek

Fuck I woke up feeling like shit this morning. I wonder if you can buy IV equipment off amazon and just sleep with a hydrating drip....

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>>37823636
An IV or one of pic related

>>37823701
Wew I'm not opening that can of worms

One of these things is waaay less work than the other

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>>37823701
How many leftover biscuit sandwiches have you made?

>>37823733
What?

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>>37823758
Didn't you say you made like 11lbs of brisket on the 4th? Sorry the auto correct got my first post.

>>37823778
Oh haha. I was confused. For some reason i imagined having a surplus of breakfast biscuits that someone was making lunch sandwiches with. Yeah, 13 lb brisket. Just been eating it by itself. I'm only doing carbs in the morning via Greek yogurt, so no bread for me

Why is this general now filled with pussy whipped betas trying to woo a degenerate heroin junkie?

So much for some nudes while you can watch porn instead. Shame on all of you thirsty niggers.

And shame on the junkie for shitting up the board. You started nice and innocent and ended up a slut.

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>>37823785
Nice. I am having some kinda cookout thing at work today. Hopefully it's not a bunch of pizza and garbage and there is something I can actually eat.

>>37823809
Nice! I always enjoy when work buys food for us, but yeah, sometimes they just get pizza and shit I won't touch. Everyone brings something on thanksgiving though, i always destroy the meats. I bring 2 sweet potato casseroles so no one cares

>>37823799
You're the only one talking about it in this thread

>>37823809
speaking of this topic, how the hell are goyim so obsessed with food?

Even the "normal" ones that aren't fat as shit are so obsessed with what their food tastes like. They go to fancy restaurants, waste time making fancy ass recipes with all unhealthy shit added to it, "Ohhhh I had xyz for lunch today, it was so good!", etc..

Like who gives a shit, it is fucking food that you eat to survive.

>>37823866
Future wife is a RDN, so I get both sides of that coin

>>37823866
and then you also have hipsters going to starbucks and paying out the ass for a little caffeine when you can just pop a caffeine pill for 1/100 the cost. just shit like this.

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>fall asleep inside azusa
>combo of cum and lube all over my sheets
I'm not even mad.

>>37823866
Not everyone is autistic, some people like enjoying things in their life

>>37823880
RDN?

>>37823837
You're the one that keeps talking about sucking of coach and such. Sending nudes back and forth with coach made other trips jelly in the last thread.

You're a succubus that changed their personalities.

I'm not even sure if you have a vagina.

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>>37823832
We have food delivered all the time. It's a nice perk I guess for the normies but half the time it's fucking pizza and I can't eat that shit. The only food deliveries that I look forward too are the weekly fruit deliveries.
>>37823866
Food is amazing. It is just fuel but I have never been that guy that can just eat chicken and broccoli and brown rice all the time. Fuck that. Gotta have some flavor and variety. I will say the biggest mistake normies make is not eating ANY vegetables and also being to lazy too cook for themselves which in turn makes them eat fast food shit all the time.
But whatever. None of my business. I just sit in the corner and laugh at all the fatties at work who complain about their weight while they sit at a desk all day and eat pizza lmao.
>>37823908
>RDN?
Registered diet nigger probably.

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> watch documentary on steroids
> they imply anabolic steroids only build muscle, only good for more muscle
> steroids were banned because of sports (this is true)
> steroids are bad because some kid killed himself when he went off steroids with no PCT
> interview old-ass 'natty' bodybuilder [who previously used], he called us a bunch of vain insecure faggots

Nothing was learned. This is why I don't read books.

>>37823922
If it was a type of nigger id guess Rotten Dirty Nigger.

>>37823924
>> steroids are bad because some kid killed himself when he went off steroids with no PCT
Kid was also a depressed loon bag on medication which had side effects of suicidal tendencies. His father is sponsored by the company that makes the anti depressant hahah

4rlz

>>37823922
idk i literally just eat brown rice, chicken, oats, and random vegetables all fucking day every day. literally nothing else

>>37823908
Registered dietitian nutritionist

>>37823889
>when you can just pop a caffeine pill

Ehhh I like the coffee drinking experience

I found a timmies gift card this morning

True Canadian past time, going towards my ec stack

>>37823921
>made the other trips jealous

Kek I think you might be projecting, pretty sure beyond a breath of regular banter no one gave a fuck

Im into coach and I'm loud about it, git over it

The otp lahvu story of fraud is jerry and azusa's plastic puss

>>37823946
so she's a cunt then

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>>37823940
I mean if you can pull it off more power to you. Most people don't have the dedication for that. I only know one person irl that can diet like this and it's only because he lost his sense of taste/smell due to a botched surgery. Dude just eats chicken breast, broccoli, and brown rice with no salt or any seasoning because he literally can't taste anything. Pretty sad, would never want to be like that.

>>37823955
Nah, she's pretty awesome honestly

>>37822248
Post pics bb.
>>37822346
Ask him for a spot.
>>37822601
Pretty sure dues can't get impregnated so it's a moot point. Lol
>>37823799
Got to have a token grill. Although I much preferred cheekie the Asian.

>>37823983
>Dude just eats chicken breast, broccoli, and brown rice with no salt or any seasoning

me exactly

Right now it is easy for me because I have no fucking life so I just eat, lift, do random shit to pass the time, sleep.

If I ever get a life I will probably be in situations where I eat random shit.

Alb
>>37822267
Whats ur email bro

>>37823983
desu I'd eat my brown rice, mixed veg and chicken everyday if it didn't take so long to cook the rice. It's tasty as fuck. Once the rice is done, it takes less than 10 minutes from just rice, to everything else ready and cooked on the table.

Maybe I should get another rice cooker. Last one I got was shit and burned the rice when I left it on overnight, even though it's supposed to be able to tell when the water has gona, and then just keep it warm for consumption in the morning.

>>37824024
>>>37823983
>>Dude just eats chicken breast, broccoli, and brown rice with no salt or any seasoning

Is this all I need to make gains on cycle

Anyone here have success in whitening their teeth from a disgusting extreme dark yellow to white?

As a kid I was disgusting and probably brushed my teeth a total of 20 times from the ages 13-15.

I managed to whiten them to a mild yellow. It's way better now. Before, they was completely disgusting, now I would say they're only a bit below average.

The whitening progress seems to be stalling now though, is it not possible to completely whiten them? Any suggestions?

>>37824061
Olive oil for healthy fats and ya that's pretty much it.

>>37824070
Dentist, or go to a local college and let the dental students do it if you're cheap

>>37824042
you have to be really careful about the starch in your rice with most rice cookers like that

>>37823954
>The otp lahvu story of fraud is jerry and azusa's plastic puss
jealous?
hows it feel to know women are completely replaced now, and all the alpha trend setters of the world are moving over

>>37824061
you need pineapple juice and ben and jerrys

>>37823985
FUCK YOU FOR BEING HAPPY!

Nah, but, cool

>>37824070
Get it professionally done

Costs a bit extra but much more worth it


Otherwise watch you aren't eating/drinking staining substances

You can try whitening tooth paste, crest white strips (or the gel retainer thing but it tastes like ass) baking soda and activated almonds (I mean charcoal)

If you haven't already

Best of luck

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I'v been training for 6 months now.
5'9, 76kg.

Still have some weight to lose, should I stay natty while I'm losing my last fat or should I already roid my way to the top? Don't mind still going natty but don't mind getting faster results too.

>>37824092
I'm weirdly indifferent about it

I accept our new plastik overlords

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>>37824042
I think rice cookers are a meme created by the japanese jews to sell more products. I always make rice in a pot and it always turns out great. I literally have no idea why rice cookers exist.
Same with those electric kettles the japs like. Do you not have a fucking pot you can put on your stove and boil water? Why the fuck do you need a special tool to boil water?

>>37824100
Yeah I've been doing all of that besides the dentist thing, because I heard it is the same shit you can use yourself except they just charge more.

>>37824120
its basically a fancy crock pot.
delay cook and all that shit
>not coming home to freshly done rice
stay small fuccboi

>>37824112
that takes some of the fun out of it
thats ok though its not about fun its about true love~~

Fraudenheimers, I'm going to a lake house for 3 weeks and there's just a 50 lbs or so dumbell there.

Thinking of just doing some curls, one-hand presses, one-legged squats, DB rows, squats, situps, dips and pull-ups while there.

Should I do 'em every day or just regular EoD?

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>>37824070
Get some carbamide peroxide gel and make some trays for your teeth. Might make your teeth kinda sensitive so maybe get some toothpaste with novamin. They sell novamin toothpaste overseas so you'll have to import it if you're US.

>>37824108
depends on test levels. if you're low test just hop on a cruise dose to cut, if you're normal test you can just cut to 10-11% natty and not lose TOO much muscle

but at 76kg 5'9 with 6 months training you are probably fat as fuck in all honesty.

what's your bf% like fucking 20% at least?

>>37824141
Nah it makes legit difference to do it professional give it a shot if you have the spare cash ever

>>37824147
Truly

>>37824164
>>37824176
If you say so. I'll look into it thanks

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>>37824159
>Buy pic related for $10.
>Fill with as many 10lb trashbags of dirt as you want.
>Carry it around and do man shit.
Bitches all around lake will be mirin.

>>37824164
Yeah that's what i've been using, 36% or so carbamide peroxide and recently 14% hydrogen peroxide as well. Progress has been stalling hard though.

>>37823924
Better, Stronger, Faster?

They say that steroids have more use than just building muscle (like that dude with AIDS), but the majority of people using it do so for building muscle

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>>37824208
Weird. I'm pretty sure that's the exact same thing dentists charge for when they do whitening unless you do that blue light bullshit. Your teeth may be permanently stained down to the dentin.

>>37824120
I think America is the only first world place that doesn't use kettles (correct me if i'm wrong pls)

In britland we use kettles for everything, like if i'm boiling rice i'll boil the kettle then pour that into a pot. Or for a mug of tea it's easier to pour boiling water from a kettle than it is for a pot. Plus i'm fairly sure a kettle is faster and doesn't use gas

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>>37824268
>if i'm boiling rice i'll boil the kettle then pour that into a pot.
It's just an extra step. I just don't understand.

>>37824294
It's way faster and less energy is lost into the Pot. A Pot usually has a thick bottom plate, at least high quality ones do. A kettle has a very thin layer directly above the heating element. Water boils extremely fast, but you have to clean them with vinegar because of calcium build up.

>>37824294
I think it's faster, I have one so why not

What do you do when you want tea?

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>>37824317
This is 'Merica son. I use as much damn energy as I want!
>>37824326
Boil water in a pot and then pour into the cup?

>>37824159
Funny you mention that its oddly relevant. Except I'm going just for a few days.

The key is volume and frequency. Hit the chest from alot of angles. Curls cheat laterals etc etc. Do some bodyweight exercises too like pull-ups hand stand pushups and you got a program.

>>37824317
>>37824294
*They use less energy unless you have an induction heating field

>>37824120

It's for if you don't have a stove.

There's a lump on my vg lmao
The only thing I did differently was hand rolling the oil instead of leaving it in some warm water before pinning
I did bleed a lot yesterday morning tho
regular pip too

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I'm planning on starting my second cycle in August some time, and I want to do test + an oral. Also picked up 1 vial of dhb for shits and giggles and to see if I can tolerate the pip.

I've read that sdrol is the best but it doesn't sound fun at all so I'd rather try something else.

Is msten much better? Or anadrol?

Thanks boys

p.s. I lift for strength by the way.

>>37824071
>>>37824061 (You)
>Olive oil for healthy fats and ya that's pretty much it.
>>37824071
No carbs,?

>>37824092
What do you mean women are moving over?

>>37822252


>>37822327
for fucks sake guys

>>37824343
I pay ~1000-2000€ less for energy a year than my neighbors because I know how to save energy.

Do you get a fucking energy flat rate in the US or what?

>>37824172
Definitely still fat, not as much as I once was, but still. Been watching my diet closely for a bout a whole month only, but the good news is that I'm already adapted to a healthy lifestyle and not eating bullshit is not even a problem anymore. Probably still more than 20%, can't measure right now but the last time I did it was. Thanks for the info, I'm low test so I will look up to the roids wiki to know what and how to roid exactly.

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Damn domestic hcg source won't answer emails and I'm almost out so I'll have to go with someone 2x as expensive. Maybe a new opportunity cough capitalist cough

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>>37824388
>No carbs,?
The question was "brown rice, broccoli, and chicken is all you need?"
No, you need healthy fats too. Like olive oil.
>>37824418
>Do you get a fucking energy flat rate in the US or what?
No, I just don't care. When I was a kid my father was a jew with the electricity. Always hot in the summer, always cold in the winter, yelled at for leaving lights on etc. He used to always tell me when I was a man and I had my own house I could have the a/c as cold as I want and leave as many lights on as I want. Guess what? I do, and it's fucking great. It's just money anyway.

>>37824469
did you actually get bloodwork or are you assuming you're low test

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>>37818359
>masT might be big but he looks like dogshit and his skin complexion is disgusting like most /fraud/ers

i look bigger and better than you on gear, So how relevant is your opinion again?

Show me one guy over here, that was bigger and better looking than me natty. that's not bimbo or brodghadi. Really pathetic that most of you can't even look natty while on gear

also, my skin looks fine now.

>>37824651
damn dude that is the worst possible lighting wtf

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Really remarkable that most state to look better than me, yet are to ''secure'' to post pics to confront me with this. hiding behind your keyboards like alpha male.

NO PICS= DYEL

NO FACE PICS = UGLY. THIS ALL THE RULES

But i guess i will just trust you on your words. because that's how it works. Who need proof anyway.
>>37824690
You don't need good lightning, if you're already good looking. No compensation

>>37824728
>>NO FACE PICS = UGLY. THIS ALL THE RULES
did you ever post face?

>tfw i am the faggot that keeps posting about his salivary glands
>face was all i had now it's gone so i am just a piece of shit
>can't wait until this FUCKING swelling goes away

>>37824788
He did a while back. Good looking, terrible beard genetics. Lol

Anyone running test+tren? What are you taking to aid?

>>37824498

whos that soft cutie

>>37824728
juicy shoulders, what do you do for them?

also, how many years did you train natty anyway?

>>37824818
tobie percival

took 900mg dnp at 16:30 thinking about taking 500mg at 22:00. I frontloaded 900mg any problems at all so I think I can handle 500mg more

>>37824868
>tobie percival

I was not ready for this much win
ty kind anon

>>37824895
can you add me in to your will real quick?

>>37824895
>man with yellow sweat found dead in front of computer. Investigators say they are still trying to decode the last phrase he typed out multiple times in the moments leading up to his death
>"tfw no gf"

>>37824728
Ask anyone I'm a qt beefcake

>>37824943
kek

>>37824945
didn't notop or someone do 1.5g in one day?

>>37824980
Pics or it didn't happen.

>>37822518
add some hgh or tb500 to speed up the healing process

>>37823924
you fucking die if you come off without PCT?

well rip me im a dead man.

>>37825054
How much do you weigh?

>>37825129
I think it was suicide, not a physical side effect.

>>37825061
Ask anyone

>>37825130
5'6 148lbs want to get down to about 125 and be shredded then start pinning

Is it good idea diet after cycle with cruise level test for few weeks like 16w cycle-> 2-3w test, dnp, ephedrine? I know theres gonna be muscle loss after cycle, but thats why i thought adding test.

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>Maxed out deadlift at 180kg a week or two ago, had to use a staff members chalk to get it
>Failed max at 185kg last week because I didn't have any chalk, managed 180kg without though
>Got some chalk
>Went to the gym today, hoping to hit 185kg
>Hit 195kg

It almost feels like I'm cheating

>>37825268
>125 at 5'6

Shit lad, I'd weigh more than you and I'm dainty

You'll be skeletal

>>37825522
sup

>>37825541
Work, coffee, world domination

Y'know, basics

How's under 18 hunting

>>37825216
Without pics it's hearsay. Inadmissible.

>>37825555
>world domination
I expect a high-up position under your reich

>How's under 18 hunting
gona go see gf in 2 weeks, before school holidays end.

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>>37825522
I'm gonna be bigger and leaner than pic related. My audience are 14-16 year old girls so not really concerned about looking too skinny though.

>>37825584
Nothing less for you, Yolo

>gonna go see gf
Oo lala
Sounds exciting

Has it been a while since you were last together?

I too, enjoy sucking cock.

>>37825572
I've got witnesses who will corroborate the whole story!!

>>37825601
>Nothing less for you, Yolo
sig heil ESTP

>Has it been a while since you were last together?
2long omfg
like almost 3 months

>>37825594
Ja, thin otter mode I gotcha

Teen grills love that, good aesthetic choice for your goal

>>37825616
>3 months
Holy shit, fuck 'er a new hole or two m8

That's gotta be hard
>all puns shamelessly intended

>>37822675
What the dick are you saying the issue was, then?

>>37825641
>Holy shit, fuck 'er a new hole or two m8
yasssss

>>37825626
my goal body is something more like this though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tfp4O4y6Sbw
I guess I'll probably have to be around 165lbs for that. But I will always prioritize being lean before being big because not being lean as a turbo manlet looks horrendous

ITT: insecure men trying too hard to be alpha

thread hidden btw

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>>37825674

>>37825674
Say that to my daki and not online and see what comes about

>>37825672
Well good luck to you bro

With a clear and realistic goal in mind I think you'll do well anyway

>>37825698
My sides

Oh jerry

>>37825674
>men

But yes, holy cock this thread is so cringe. Just tripfags e-fiving each other and fingering themselves over bastardized jargon.

All talk no gains.

>>37825796
>e-fiving each other

That's part of what's great about fraud

Pretty sure most of the regs are done with being whiney pissants and even when bad shit happens, they'd rather work towards improving themselves and helping each other be more optimistic

Fraud has a cozy positive vibe. If you'd rather walk around with a stick up your ass, no roid sweat off anyone's backs, but you can't expect everyone else to

4chan in general isn't exactly OT SRS BZNZ all the time, it's a lax af Vietnamese child birthing station... it always has been

>>37825796
you don't /have/ to be here

>>37825873
>Fraud has a cozy positive vibe
this.

too much negativity on fit when taken as a whole.

is loads of visible veins all over your body the telltale sign of steroid use?

>>37825925
Not necessarily, but it can certainly be a prominent effect of many of them, yeah

>>37825796
>fuck you guys for not being miserable like the rest of us

>>37821921
I'm 21. Do I have to wait to start frauding until I'm 25 or is that a meme?

>>37825925
No.

>>37825971
It's a meme

>>37825971
It's recommended because your body may still be developing but lots of people (on fraud included) roid at your age, so it's really a personal choice

The risk is fucking up your natural hormone production even with PCT, but some people say 21 is a 'safe' age. It's probably individually dependant, honestly. Like how people go through puberty at dif ages

You can go git bloods done to see where you're at if you're super concerned

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>>37824861
4 years natty,

my routine wouldn't help you, makes no sense. everyone is unique

>>37825674
blablablbal, look how important this message this is. Litterly nobody cares about your existence, so don't even bother to post here anymore

>>37824980
did you read the rules

I HIDE THIS THREAD BTW XD XD XD SO HARCORE GUIYZ. I HIDE THIS THREAD XD XDD

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>>37824788
He's a beautiful man and would be just as good as JM with those dick sucking lips

>>37826095
>my routine wouldn't help you, makes no sense. everyone is unique
I know, and your routine is probably got a lot of isolations, i focus on strength, just wanted an idea, docent really matter thanks for replying.

what can I do for acne on my shoulders?
i'm taking 12.5 asin e3d

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>>37826102
better luck next time

>>37826224
Same thing you do for acne on your face/chest/back

Accutane. I took 10mg ed until it went, since I fucked up my estro by crashing it. Got it on face, back worst, chest a bit. It's mostly gone now. The recommended dose is 5mg a day to keep acne away, but I can't remember if it's 20mg, or 40mg a day to wreck currently existing acne.

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>>37826146
Correct, a lot of isolotions. I change my routine every 8-9 weeks. Just change 1 or 2 exercises. Nothing special

Compounds i do; dead lift, squat and benchpress mostly

>>37826095
Just ask, bro
The lucky few have witnessed this glory

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Getting sloshed a little mid-day? Don't mind if I do.

Fucking bitch, sleeping with a 45 year old zombie. Fuck.

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>>37826329
hereby i ask you

Provide us with pics. Only pics count, words are literally useless

>>37826431
D a k i

>>37826433
No, other people

Can't decide if I should get a new membership for the nearby 24/7 gym or wait until I move...

.. then again the 24/7 one will still be near my work and I don't think there are any not shit gyms at the potential new area

Time to bring free weights and squat at work kek

so, I've been crusing on test-e 250mg/week and 0.25 anastrazole EOD for 4 or 5 months. I've been planning on stopping and going back to natty life for a while.

My nuts have shrunk a bit but not to much. I currently added Hcg preparing myself for the PCT. Hcg gives me crazy estro sides, I don't like it but I understand it'll make the restart easier.

Should I follow a standard PCT protocol with tamoxifen/aromasin or do something else since the cruise was so long?

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>>37826493
I knew I should've gotten one at that anime convention...

>>37826433
I've seen pics.
jerr is a beast

>>37826493
[email protected]

>>37826526
Jerry should just start selling dakis

... special zyzz daki for fit kek

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fuckkkkkkk Phil heath is freaking big and gifted. I hate him, but fuck

>>37826552
no pics = nothing.

>>37826581
An ESTP daki for /fraud/

>>37826598
>no pics = nothing.
not my place to repost

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JERRY I FOUND SOMETHING FOR YOU

just git azusa printed on it with smaller chesticles

It's 2016 for fucks sake

>>37826526
It's great.
Every morning I wake up feeling fantastic

>>37826552
Thanks Yolo <3

>>37826558
I get off work in 4 hours I'll hit you up then.

>>37826581
Zyzz daki?
I'll stick to my principles, qt 2d girls only

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>>37826618
I would've given that bitch my heart, Jerry...

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>>37826618
>Thanks Yolo <3
strue tho <3

>>37826605
.... can I have a coach one senpai ....

>>37826618
I'm sure there's a 2d cross dressing zyzz out there somewhere

This is fit, after all

>>37826611
I literally put a 5lb hip on my dakis
I don't need no plush ass gf

>>37826627
Only 2d women are worth loving

>>37826629
What a flatterer
No wonder you've got a cute gf

>>37826234
mods/janitors are actually deleting source posts now

I'm surprised. I'm guessing that pretty much means rip capitalist

Pinning twice per week when on a cruise is a pain in the ass (test-e). What could I use to pin once per week or less?

>>37826661
test-e and manage your estro better with your AI of choice.

I actually prefer injecting once a week rather than 2 times/week. Less hassle, and if you manage your AI dosage right, it really makes no difference.

>>37826661
test u

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>>37826627
???

>>37826659
>What a flatterer
:3

>No wonder you've got a cute gf
lets double date soon plox

>>37826660
>mods/janitors are actually deleting source posts now
>now
they've always done that tho

>>37826687
not really, "where do you guys buy roids??" have been going undeleted for months now. I've said "r/sst" so many times I've lost count.

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>>37826707
it depends on the mod prolly.

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>>37826687
>???
Some whore with a variety of complexes led me on.

I mean, oh well, but fuck... I'm an awesome dude, why all these other actual retarded, ugly motherfuckers and not me.

>>37826627
If she's 18 and banging a 45 year old, you're dodging a bullet

Do you even need an AI everyday for just a cycle of 500mg test? Or is that only if you go with dbol

>DNP for a month
>only lost 40lbs
who else fell for the DNP meme?

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>>37826722

>>37826727
I know it, and getting involved with her and learning this shit later would've fucked me up even more, but I can't help being affected by this shit with how little experience I have.

Fuck.

>>37826722
> why all these other actual retarded, ugly motherfuckers and not me.

just guessing here, but where you super nice to her when / after she "led you on" ?

>>37826730
it most likely is way too much, but aromatization is different for everyone. we don't know how it will be for you.

evaluate with your sides.

>>37826734
maybe you should try eating less

Ok fuck this tren carb meme. I am eating around 250p 350c and 60f a day, and the carbs are bloating me like fuck. I am gaining no real fat but the fucking carbs are bloating me like shit.

Is it really rhat bad to eat fat on tren?

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>>37826737
The only thing I'm fedora about is trying to have traditional dating experiences.

I guess anybody not dragging women off to the side and pinning them against a wall to press up on them is fedora these days though.

>>37826730
>do you need an ai everyday

Nope

Good to have on hand incase you're sensitive to it though. Some people need ai for 500mg test cycle some nothing

Usually eod or e3d over ed though

>>37826734
>only lost 40lbs
>meme

This is a joke right?

40lbs in a month is gr8 unless you're literally obese

...even then really

>>37826744
Would it make sense taking it preemptively just to be safe?

>>37826748
Eat different carbs

>>37826753
Forget real experiences, it doesn't get better than waking up with your waifu in your arms

>>37826743
She was giving me looks, so I asked her out, told her I'd like to get to know her, etc., we set up the date, time came, she cancelled, I ignored her afterward but she kept playing games trying to get my attention, I mostly ignored her since though, then I learned this shit.

I mean, I don't really think I did much wrong there, she was just too fucked up.

>>37826760
>Good to have on hand incase you're sensitive to it though

How much if you are? Just 12.5mg asin eod until it goes away or what?
And how much if you do go with dbol for kickstart?

>>37826730
depends on what you're willing to endure. You might not get gyno, but you'll def get high estro (bloating, feeling like a fag sometimes, etc).

Personally, I need an AI even on cruise doses. Never gyno related, but I do get moody if I don't run an AI. I also drink a lot of alcohol, though, so that surely doesn't help on the aromatization issue.

>>37826777
ayyy you found analgirl

What kind of facial/body hair gains have you guys noticed with your fraudulent activities? Is there a correlation?

>>37826786
Ok so if I don't mind the meager cost I should just go with ai from day one. How much is good?

>>37826763
Yeah, particularly if you're prone to gyno etc

But it's a waste of your test if you don't need it

Either way isn't the end of the world you won't wake up with mad sides over night you'll notice them starting

>>37826781
12.5mg asin is typical, yeah, but since each body is different you have to watch and change your dose accordingly

The asin isn't going to fully get rid of excess estrogen once it's started, just help prevent your body from converting moar

>>37826832
>But it's a waste of your test if you don't need it

What do you mean? I thought the sticky said otherwise and that it would make the effects even betta?

>>37826812
>is there a correlation

Yes

Directly

Still depends to an extent on genetikz

>>37826815
if it's your first cycle I'd just run test-e to see how you react to it. IF you start feeling faggy, extra bloated or something like that, I'd start running anastrazole 0.25 EOD, prolly doing 0.50 on injection days.

If it's your second cycle or further, just run anastrazole 0.25 EOD. It works for most situations. However, everyone is unique so only blood testing and how you fill is what will actually matter.

>>37826772
I'm eating literally only brown rice and oats

Any suggestions? Because I like the results but I hate the bloated "feeling". It makes me look shittier too, but the feeling is what I hate.

>>37826857
>I'd start running anastrazole 0.25 EOD, prolly doing 0.50 on injection days.

Wtf is that? Source doesn't even have it, I thought everyone goes with asin? What's the difference between AI really?

>>37826863
how sure are you your tren isnt trenpp

>>37826850
it can increase free test but too little estro will hinder gainz/strength need balance

It's not completely cookie cutter since the balance depends on the person, which is why 1st cycles start out so simple - so you can gauge how YOUR body reacts

>>37826898
True. So if I start feeling the estro sides just 12.5mg eod until it stops? Or do I just do it from then on out until end of cycle?

>>37826895
anastrazole is arimidex, a very common AI. Have you done your research son?

>>37826931
Opps, yeah I did just wasn't sure of that alternate name. Still unsure of differences between AI. Haven't seen it mentioned anywhere

>>37826896
It's from a popular leddit source without a single npp complaint.

Idk maybe it's just a thing. I was fine until now.

>>37826939
https://www.reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki/thecycle/ai

read up lil nigga

>>37826972
HURRR

Maybe it has to do with the fact that i actually had fucking 570g carbs yesterday lol

Fuck

>>37826990
>tfw i completely overlooked that

thanks

So how do I find a source without getting scammed?

>>37824294

americans only have 110v brits have 240ish, their kettles boil twice as fast as american kettles do. there really is no point in having a kettle if you're american. elsewhere in the world it's a much better option for boiling up some water quickly.

>>37827055
you can drop your email :)

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pinned some test p last night before bed. Woke up with this around the pin site. Slightly elevated at point and definitely hurts a bit.

>>37827147
it's aids nigga

Jerry is worse than a furry

>>37827147
a skinny arm?

>>37827062
amperage officially doesn't exist - britons

After long term cruising (5 years for example), could get the balls working again to produce fertile sperm?

Thinking of cruising and doing the occasional cheeky blast once I hit 25/my numbers are high but I may want little nippers

>>37827163
that's my thigh, who the fuck injects into their arms are you retarded

>>37827184
Freeze your sperm?

You'll have all the little niggers you want

>>37827203
oh yeah fair point

does that shit ever go off?

>>37827198
You've got tiny legs, that's what i was saying, you fuck.

>who the fuck injects into their arms are you retarded

Never tried Bis fuckboi?

>>37827234
>Not pinning your forearms

smfh@u

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>>37827234
my legs are enormous. posts your bigger ones :)

>>37826520
could somebody please answer this

>plz respond

>>37827215
Huh?

you put it into like a spermbank or some shit and then retrieve it in 40 years or whenever

>>37827284
How many fingers you got inter that tape, faggot?

>>37827310
lol where's your pic at

>>37827147
>tfw because of shit like this im scared to take sterons

>>37827284
lol fat af

how would you guys rate the time efficiency of progress on tren eating at maintenance vs bulking then cutting?

as in, will you lose the same amount of fat and gain the same amount of muscle in the same time frame whether you recomp or cut and bulk? Or is one more efficient than the other, SPECIFICALLY with tren in the equation?

>>37827425
if you're on tren you should be bulking

if done properly you won't put on any fat. literally. all lean muscle gain.

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>>37826660
I don't know what you could possibly be talking about...
>>37826832
>>37826850
>>37826857
>>37826929
Can we please stop giving estrogen advice to these nubs. NO ONE can tell you how much or little to take in regards to AI dose. GET BLOODWORK!
And I don't mean to single you out ESTP. This is a general statement for everyone.

>>37827441
>GET BLOODWORK!

How often?
>TFW Canada so getting this shit done here is a pain

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>>37827365
It's not so bad man. Absolute worst case it's an abscess. Tomorrow I'll probably just go to the doctor and they'll give me some antibiotics and it should go away in a few days.

>>37827376
>>37827310
still waiting on that pic bruh

>>37827338
Fair point ive not posted and will not post a picture but you have. And every one can see it, they can see you putting fingers under the tape, pulling it and the fact that it's twisted to fuck.

You gone and made a damned fool of yourself.

And your original picture just looks like a fuckin rash you dick, is it warm ect?

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>>37827284
>my legs are enormous. posts your bigger ones :)
i'am done

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>>37827456
Once before blast, once in the middle (or several times in the middle if you are trying to dial in estrogen and having problems) and once about 4 to 6 weeks post blast.

>>37827488
If you're just cruising 250mg test you don't need bloodwork or even AI, right?

>>37827439
Define properly in terms of macro split and amount of surplus plz?

>>37827140
[email protected]

think I'm only going to frontload 1.2g instead of 1.5g since I took 800mg yesterday after the club at about 2:30am

>>37827532
talking about dnp btw

>>37827465
not him but those fingers worth maybe 1-2 inches, calm the fuck down

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>>37827465
I put the fingers under there so you could see the start of the tape. and wouldn't pulling it make it a smaller number? yall will never be satisfied

=It's hard to tell from the picture but it's like isolated bumps, there's like a pattern that's raised and red. It's hurt to the touch too and yes it's warm.

>>37826598
>fuckkkkkkk Phil heath is freaking big and gifted. I hate him, but fuck
Now you know how the rest of us dyels feel about you. lol

>>37827284
>26 inch quads
>large
I think I'm being rused.

>>37827526
coolcool.

sent it to my friendo.
he can sort you out :)

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>>37827496
Probably but I know deep down that you are a special snowflake anon. I would definitely get bloodwork to make sure you are ok. Believe in yourself!

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>>37826753
Do you realize how much of a white knight you are sounding like and how unsexy that is in every sense to pretty much all women.

Stop thinking that what you're attracted by in women (traditional, pure, innocent, etc.) is what women look for in men.

>>37827611
Thank you familia

I want to start but I'm scared about all this stuff. There's so much to be worried about when you're not pinning pharma under doctor supervision...

also, aren't you guys ever scared that like r/sst will get shutdown or something and all sources will get shutdown and it'll be impossible to consistent get roids in like 5 years or something? I mean a lot could change...

>>37827617
This

Fucking kill yourself piece of shit cuckold

>>37827617
Are you saying that if I made a Craigslist ad for a milf describing myself as
>pure, innocent, fit
I wouldn't get any replies?

>>37827655
I have enough test for 40 years

>>37827617
I'm only just learning how to be assertive in dealing with women, I haven't damned myself to this approach. If it ends with me having to press up on women so they can assume no responsibility for what happens, so be it. I'd like to try not being some game playing chad fuck first.

>>37827655
>buying illegal substances over the internet via PO box with your name written on it sent to your front door

fucking kek.

also masT gimme ur dealers number i know you have pharma gear you posted it some time ago

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>>37827683
Maybe, because it'd be extremely niche and something most people don't look for.

You'd get as many replies as a fat hairy tumblrina who's got aids. Some people might be into it, but not many.

>>37827710
w8
fl?