Pic related is me and my girl. I'm 5'3 and she's

>>37808264
lanklets on suicide watch

My last girlfriend was 6' and im 5'9 to be honest height doesn’t really mather.

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>>37808264
I'd let her jack me off with her feet. Good 4 u op

>>37808264
She's a 4/10 at best.

>>37808264
I wonder if it bums girls out when they find out they're a guys beard.

>>37808264
I'm 6'2 and I'm taller then I'm almost every girl I've ever met. Also I wouldn't fuck you girlfriend but congrats lil man.

>>37808264
romanian and stiff leg deads
bent over barbell rows from the floor (there's a name for them but it escapes me at the moment)
full ROM cable rows

she probably thinks she's at some humanitarian camp feeding starving little pacific islanders

>>37808302
>I wonder if it bums girls out when they find out they're a guys beard.
What does he mean by this?

>>37808332
a gay man's girlfriend so everyone thinks he's straight. Get it, like a beard?

>>37808264

All right buddy. I hope you both have a happy life together.

No hate here.

>>37808315
>bent over barbell rows from the floor (there's a name for them but it escapes me at the moment)
pendlay rows

>>37808264

You're both ugly as sin and you don't even lift. Can you post your bait elsewhere? Thanks.

>>37808264
discusting lol

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>>37808313
Half this board is full of 18-25 year old virgins so I'd say he's doing pretty well.

>>37808347
Only gay men have beards? Is that what your trying to say?

>>37808386
Nice try OP

>>37808264
I can go out and pick up a fat chick right now that is more attractive than your gf

Grats for making that leap I guess

>>37808264
Im guessing this guy must be your hero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrPycxnifrw

>>37808404
No, you fucking moron. A "beard" is a girl that is dating a closeted gay man. It makes the closeted gay man look straight. Much like an actual beard is traditionally seen as masculine and therefore straight.

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>>37808264
>imgur filename

>>37808264
whos the girl

>>37808495
Ahhh ok I get it now. The other two comments just sounded like something different

>>37808294
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>>37808448
Lanklets on full scale damage control

>>37808347

But why do beard's make you straight? I know plenty of gays with beards

>>37808264
This is the way I imagined Dipper and Wendy from gravity falls together. Uhm... I mean heavy deadlift and testosterone!

>>37808471

Top keks

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>>37808573
Its a term from the earlier days of gay culture.

Fucking christ for a board full of faggots, none of you queers know a damn thing about gay history

>>37808264
5'8" manlet here.

I think it only counts when you get a hot girlfriend, and not a rancid crackhead.

6'2 grill here, pretty insecure about height so I would strongly prefer a taller bf. I know most people prefer taller guys, so maybe you just went against the odds OP?
Or maybe she has a scat fetish

>>37808264
>disgusting skinny fat tramp
>ugly as fuck face
>ugly as fuck body
>literally a bottom feeder who had to settle for a manlet

Delude yourself all ya want faggot, she's a dog.

>>37808421

it really is though.

a bro in the roid thread a few weeks ago posted a pic of a chick he was fucking. an anon, incredulous, asked him if he was 6'2 and had a square jaw and jacked, as according to him this is the only way he could land a girl that hot (and to be honest, she was just cute, not a fucking supermodel or anything)

bro posted a pic of himself, he was 5'8, lean muscular but nothing to post on anime boards about, and otherwise unremarkable looking.

anon insisted he was full of shit. He just HAD to be full of shit, like it would rock his world view that this normal looking guy managed to pull a cute bird.

These are the same guys telling you they know about women, mating, genetics and fitness. They don't even leave their house and you take advice from them. Just lmao.

My last girlfriend was 7'2" and I'm 4'8" to be honest height doesn't really matter.

My last girlfriend was 8" and I'm 4" to be honest height doesn't really matter.

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>>37808754
>or maybe she has a scat fetish?
top bants my amazon queen
please sit on my face

>>37808448
>I can go out and pick up a fat chick right now
kind of a weird thing to brag about. Sweaty fat chick v. tall, blond, blue-eyed girl with nice legs. think this lad's got you beat anon.

a shitskin manlet with a potato face managed to land a white 5 and there average to above average looking tall white guys here who have never even kissed a girl because they think thats a bridge too far LOL

5'8 here dating a 5'10
Only sluts who want you for status/ show off care about your height, if a girl truly likes you she doesn't give a shit, if she does she's nothing but pump and dump material.

>>37808264
>...To keep this /fit/ness related
This is a meme now

>>37809197
You know there's a pretty high chance that it's a dude posting right?

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>>37809217
The fuck am I reading?

Do people REALLY in this thread think this is real and not just some faggot posting a pic he found on Reddit? Wtf is this board anymore.

>>37808264
lose those earrings tho anon jesus. those are unacceptable at any height.

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>>37809217
what

>>37808754
>>37808754
> a literal skeleton talking shit about somebody else
Kek. Go drink some milk and then try coming back .

>>37808264
>imgur title
try better next time bitter manlet. also she looks like /r9k/'s eggman lmao

>>37808264
why are you posting on /fit/ if you dont even lift?
baka desu senpai

>>37809374
hey I know I'm even worse than manlets, just giving my two cents.

>>37808471
WHAT IN THE HELL AM I WATCHING

>>37808264
6'2 here, genuinely well done OP. (Not lanklet lol)
Honestly height isn't as big of an issue as everyone claims it is, my bro is 6'3 and wishes he was 5'9 lol.

>>37808754
How does it feel like to be a freak? Good luck finding an actual man, you'll be dating nothing but lanky skeletons lol

>>37808501
Sauce

>>37809981
Feelsbadman.
if you're not extroverted being a literal giant is pretty tough.

>>37808264
6ft6 reporting in.

Am jelly!