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ITT I'm at a bar with all my /fit/ brehs
>We all order our drinks
>I order a black_russian.png
>The bar suddenly and magically transforms into a brothel
What did you order brehs?
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Captain Morgan and coke
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>>37801797
A coke zero because I don't like alcohol. Except maybe a pina colada.I love those.
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>>37801797
Bloody Mary
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>>37801797
Just some still water thank you
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Crown Royal
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>>37801854
>>37801866
You faggots don't understand my game
>>37801863
>>37801827
At least someone is playing along
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>>37801872
disgusting
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>>37801887
Fuck your game I'm rolling for chad
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Milk
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>>37801797
Milk please. Your game is dumb
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>>37801887
Ok, here you go.
>Just some still water thank you
Suddenly the bar turns into a lake and shortly a dozen nymphs are swimming towards me only to proceed to give me sensual head in the shades of the nearby willow.
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>>37801925
Russian pls, no way she can out drink me
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>>37801797
Just a water please
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>>37801797
anything but a faggot russian please
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>>37801981
>>37801925
Go fuck off Jason Blahas's larp thread, we are trying to order a gin tonic in here.
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>>37799106
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well gin on the rocks with two limes
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>>37801797
vodka
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>>37801925
Rolling, and rum and root beer
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>>37801854
>don't like alcohol
trash tier female or pussi boi detected
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>>37801925
rolling
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>>37802018
>vodka
>a neutral spirit good for nothing except mixing and being a faggot
pleb detetcted
daily reminder 9/10 people cant tell the difference between kirkland signature vodka and "top shelf" vodka
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>>37801925
Drinking old golden hen. No American tonight
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>>37801925
gib brooke even tho no anal
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>>37801925
white gummi bear
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>>37802062
I drink to get drunk pussy
>le russian standard is my favourite
but you're right
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>>37801925
rolling
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>>37801797
Good tastes. I always order a White Russian, but I'll give that a try
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>>37801925
Roll on
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>>37801797
Beer and any kind of whiskey
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>>37801925
rolling for madelyn
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>>37801925
Rollins
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>>37801797
Appletini and Long Island Red Tea.
>he drinks alcohol for the taste
Lmao
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>>37801797
a white russian because I'm not a filthy heathen
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>>37801797
White Russian or Old Fashioned.
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>>37801797
>2016
>still drinking
wow hurrrrr i need booze to have fun. lol you are all so fucking pathetic. Instead of drinking and literally KILLING your gains why don't you just have some water or a tasty banana berry protein shake?
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>>37801925
pok
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>>37801925
>Madelyn is literally perfect
everytime
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>>37801925
pls klara or brooke
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>>37801925
CHAD
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>>37802383
*tips fedora*
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Jack Daniels, neat.
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>>37801925
CHAAAAD BE MINE
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>>378019
pls no Aafia
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Pint of lager
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>>37801925
Jade best option.
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>>37801925
Rollin for Breanna.
>Free gym membership
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>>37801797
I'll have a pint of whatever is on the tap cause I'm not a fucking women
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>>37801925
rawlin
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>>37801925
:DD
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>>37801925
rolan
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>>37801925
this needs to be updated.
rollin.
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>>37802900
what the fuck. am i destined to live alone forever?
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>>37801925
cmon
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>>37801925
Henry Rollins
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Katya or chad pls
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>>37801925
let me have chad this time
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>>37801925
rrroll
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>>37801925
soda cam
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>>37801925
hjhjhjhj
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A subtle coffee papaya ipa microbrew
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>>37801925
Rolling
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>>37801925
I'm mixed between Colette, Naomi and Lizzy
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>>37802236
Big fan of Old Fashioned myself. A lot of places I've been to make it a little wrong though. The places / bartenders that make it right I remember.
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>>37801925
How are the cons at Madelyn actual cons? Unless you're a numale or a nigger, I guess.
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>>37801925
chad get
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>>37801925
Raul
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>>37801797
Double Crown and Coke, slice of lime. If they don't have Crown Royal, any whiskey will do.
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>>37801925
Gib madelyn
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>>37801925
Rounding
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>>37801925
Rolling for qt
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>>37801925
rolling
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>>37801925
Roll
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>>37801925
I'm pretty sure Julie is somehow based off my ex. Literally every line fits. And she was Asian too
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AMF and a shot of absinthe for my friend here
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>>37801925
MADELYN OR CHAD
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>>37801925
roll away
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>>37803900
son of a bitch, I would have settled for like 80% of the described girls, why did I have to roll the goblin?
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>>37801925
Rolling
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>>37801925
Rollin bustas
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>>37801925
Trollin'
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>>37801797
>I order rum and water
>The bar turns into a pirate tavern in Nassau
Is this what you meant?
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>>37801925
>Anonymous 07/04/16(Mon)22:12:53 No.37801971â–¶
rawlawl
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>>37801925
ROLLING TBQHWYF
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>>37801925
Katya, Kayla, or Collete ROLLLL
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>going to bars
is this autism?
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>>37801925broll
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>>37802048
nice contribution
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>>37802062
good vodka is anything I don't taste
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>>37801925
none of these chicks have decent tits
rolling for chad
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>>37801925
rolling
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test
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>>37801925
Give me what I deserve
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>>37801925
roll
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>>37804587
well, you got him anon
what are you going to do with him
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>>37801925
ROLLING PLEASE GIF
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>>37801925
Roll de roolll
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>>37801925
Ralling
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>>37801925
rollan for Madelyn plz
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whatever the best quality rum is, neat
there is no better answer
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>>37801925
roll
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>>37801797
Macallan 12, or whatever good single malt they have. I don't drink much, so I like to drink well.
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>>37801925
I sometimes imagine that you get turned into the girl pictured, and therefore Chad is the one we should be striving for.
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>>37801925
ASHLEY PLEASE BE MINE BEFORE YOU DIE YOUNG
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>>37801925
pizza and chill pleeeaaase
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>>37801925
rollin
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>>37801925
What is this shit
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>>37801925
leggo
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>>37801925
roll
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>>37801925
Rollolol
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>>37801925
D E R A I L E D
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>>37801925
roll!
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>>37801925
Rolan to win nastiest lady desu
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>>37801925
Roll
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>>37801797
A 4 SCOOP MARTINI GOD DAMNIT CMON
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>>37801925
rolling for chad
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I'll have a strawberry mint mojito..
t. an independent female lawyer having lots of sex
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>>37801925
Ayyyy lmao
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>>37801925
pls give gf
i am so alone
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>>37801797
They don't serve moonshine at bars, so I guess I'll just get a tall Guinness.
>the bar doesn't have Guinness
>fuck this shitheap
>i'm off to find a drinking establishment for men
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>>37801925
rolalsdnaskljd,
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Guys I'm new to the drinking game, wat do when I'm at a bar. Just sit in the stool and ask? Do i pay the bartender? What if i have to go restroom what do. Someone give me etiquette plz
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>>37801925
roll
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>>37801925
reroll
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>>37807870
>not just buying the cheapest vodka to drink at home
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>>37801925
last one
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>>37801925
Roll
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>>37801925
God willing
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>>37807966
Fuck yes boys!!!
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>>37801925
ROLLLLL
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>>37807988
Bruh
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>>37801925
i want anzu
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>>37801925
Roll for pure virgin gf that will die at 35
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>>37808000
My dreams never come true
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>>37801925
Collette, Klara and Jaylynn are objectively the best options. Lizzy is ok. Ashley would be pretty great but the dying thing is objectively balls.
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>>37801925
Rollan
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>>37801925
rawl
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>>37801925
again
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>>37801925
pls no
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>>37801925
autobots roll out
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>>37801925
roll
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>>37801925
>hard drugs like cocaine
stopped reading fucking basement dweller detected
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>>37801925
rawl
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>>37801925
rollin
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>>37801925
roll
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>>37801925
rol
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>>37801925
Fuck it, rolling
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>>37809347
BLACKED
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>>37801797
A white russian.
We complete eachother opie.
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>>37801925
rolling
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>drinking liquid estrogen
itt people not gonna make it
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>>37801925
rollll
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>>37801925
I've lost control of my life rolling for this shit
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>>37801925
Roll
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>>37801925
pls Cate
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>>37801925
rollin rollin rollin
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>>37801925
Rolllerrrino
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>>37801797
roll
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>>37801925
rollau
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>>37801925
Leggo
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>>37801925
gimme dat shit brah
i aint afraid
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>>37801925
rell
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>>37801925
Since I'm already here...
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Strawberry Da'quiri
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>>37801925
roll
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>>37809937
I'm actually fine with this...except for the r9k thing
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>>37801925
roll
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>>37801925
Roll
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>>37801925
Fuck i need a gf reeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>37801925
rollllo
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>>37801925
Role
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>>37801925
Roll
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>>37801925
here we go
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>>37810391
That's a trap.
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>>37801925
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>>37801925
chad pls no homo
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>>37801925
roll
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>>37801925
rollinggg
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>>37801925
can i get chad as mentor
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>>37801925
let's do this
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Rollin for my rebound after the divorce
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>>37801925
yep rolling
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>>37801925
I'll give this a shot. Rolling.
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>>37801925
GO GO GO
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>>37801854
>A coke zero because I don't like alcohol.
*tips hat*
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>>37801854
>don't like alcohol
>like aspertame
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>>37801925
roll for maddie
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>>37801925
rollr
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>>37801925
Rollan
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>>37801925
Rollinnnh
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>>37801925
Chad get
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>>37801925
Klara is the only good one.
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>>37801925
rollah
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>>37801925
ROLLL
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>>37801925
tumblr
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>>37801925
Cute Asian Get
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>>37801925
Roll for chad
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>>37801925
roll
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>>37801925
rolln for a qt plz
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>>37801925
Asian get
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>>37801925
Chad pls
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>>37813777
God fucking damnit TRIPS WHY NOW
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>>37801925
Meh why not
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>>37801925
roll
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>>37801925
mfw
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>>37813808
Katya is cute. I would be happy with her.
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>>37801925
Roll
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>>37801925
roll
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>>37801925
Pls
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>>37801925
Jaylynn pls
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>>37801925
madelyn pls
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>>37801925
Roll roll
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>>37801925
Chad
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>>37801925
Roll
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>>37810523
Those two guys are weird looking
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>>37801925
Rus gril plox
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>>37801797
Some oats cooked in whole milk
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>>37801925
Wish me luck
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>>37801925
klara pls
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>>37801925
rrull
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>>37801925
Rolly Polly.
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>>37815269
Fuck...
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>>37801925
Roll
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>>37801925
Okokok
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>>37801925
Cmon Jaylynn
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>>37801925
rooooooll
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>>37801925
plz be nice to me...
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>>37801925
I want Jade to lock me up and cuck me!
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>>37801925
anything is better than nothing
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>>37801797
Brothel you say? I order a shot of anon's cum
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>>37801925
Give chad!
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>>37801925
Roll
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>>37801925
Rawl
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>>37801925
Roll
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>>37801925
Reeer3eee
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>>37801925
chad get
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>>37801925
roll
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Madelyn get get get
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>>37801925
ROLLING FOR CHAD
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Yuengling on draft or shots of jameson.
>>37801925
also roll1
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>>37801925
pls be good
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>>37801925
oh shit dat roll
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>>37801925
roll y pol y
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>>37801797
Ice water. Fucking cut man.
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>>37801925
I will literally find and date the girl I roll
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>>37816891
that's no fun.
reroll
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>>37801797
Four shots of Jeagermiester. And a water.
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>>37816732
re-roll since I don't like movies
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>>37815839
Thank you Scoobert!
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>>37816958
lol i know the girl on the right
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>>37801925
Roll
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>>37801925
Madelyn a goddess
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>>37801854
Do you also like getting caught in the rain faggot?
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>>37801925
Roll for the lady.
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>>37801925
meh ill roll
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>>37801925
Boner
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>>37801925
I just want a girl who uses the same size squat plug as me.
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>>37801925
fuck i hope i get a number
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>>37801925
Rolling for qt madelyn
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>>37801925
roll
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>>37801925
idgaf I'm just lonely
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>>37801925
posi
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>>37802502
Too bad she only dates gothbros
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>>37801925
Check
"m
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>>37801925
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>>37801925
roll
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>>37801925
rollin
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>>37801925
IM A GAY ASS NIGGER LOOKING FOR A NICE SWEET CHAD
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>>37801925
Rell
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>>37801925
Gimme my destiny
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>>37801925
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>>37802900
AHAHHAHAAAH
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>>37801925
keep rollin rollin rolling
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>>37801925
Aye gimme Jade
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>>37801925
Gains?
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>>37801925
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>>37801925
Rollin'
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>>37801925
oh boy here we go
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>>37817865
>>37801854
I bet the faggot isn't even into yoga.
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>>37819187
>chad
>chad
>chad
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>>37801925
rollerino
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>>37801925
Rerollin' for gf
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>>37801827
Mah nigga. Double Captain and Coke here.
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>>37801925
Madelyn get
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>>37801925
ROOLL
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>>37801925
ROLLING
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>>37801925
Rollan
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>>37801925
rolllllllllllll
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>>37801925
roll
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>>37801925
If I get the same bitch again I'll be alright with it, because I'm lonely
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>>37801925
fuck it im rolling
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>>37801925
If Klara I get to fuck the polish model I shoot on Sunday.
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>>37801925
for science.
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>>37801925
plz ashley ive always wanted the tragic life story
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>>37801925
riceroni
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>>37801925
Rell
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>>37801797
A virgin bloody mary
Well she's not bloody yet
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>>37801925
LESS GO
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>>37801925
holy fuck dubs pls
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>>37801925
ROLLROLLROLL
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>>37801925
nigger
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>>37801925
Rolleroni
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>>37801925
roll
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>>37801925
Rollin
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>>37801925
for madelyn
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>>37801797
Water because I'm not some stupid faggot who needs alcohol to have a good time.
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>>37801925
rolling to take away that feel
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>>37821197
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>>37801925
I've done this before
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>>37801925
roll
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>>37801925
Roll
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>>37801925
gf plz
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>>37801925
Might as well fucking roll
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>>37801925
69 get
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>>37801925
Roll.
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>>37801925
Not the paki this time
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